Periodic Table Of Swearing Notebook

One of the 21st century's most cutting edge designs has been stuck on the cover of a notebook. The Periodic Table of Swearing contains over 100 swear elements including personal favourites, 'Stinks Like Piss', 'Who's The Prat In The Corner' and 'Stupid Cunt.' Perfect for taking notes in class or at work, while sneakily swearing your tits off. This A5 notebook is matt laminated to prevent you spilling your coffee and leaving brown marks all over it. It contains 192-feint-lined pages, so you can keep your notes in a straight line. Genius

Size - 150 x 210 mm

Publisher - Modern Toss

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