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Funny Valentines Cards

As you may already know, Valentine's day is on Thursday, February 14th 2019. This season is widely celebrated across the globe with millions of loving couples celebrating through special dates, valentines cards & gifts.

This day is considered a very special day between couples & possible romantics. This means that gifts must be bought, Funny valentine's cards must be sent & love must be spread. We get it, sometimes your other half wants a cute valentines card... but in all reality, we bet they would much prefer a funny valentines card instead. I mean, who actually enjoys all that soft stuff?

This is why we have searched the land to come up with a huge range of funny valentines cards, that will perfectly suit your loved one. Within or massive range, you will find a large amount of hilariously relatable valentines cards or some cheekily sexual cards.

Funny Valentine's Cards For Him

Valentine's cards for men are usually fairly easy to choose. They very rarely want something soft and wet. They would much prefer a funny valentines card.

Luckily for you, we have plenty of funny valentines cards for him that can make your other half feel all kind of things. These range from cheeky sexual innuendos to hilarious valentines puns! either way, your boyfriend/husband etc, should be giggling as soon as they rip the envelope off their valentines card.

We find gay valentines cards are way too difficult to find. We were quite fed up of the long searches. So we decided to find some of the very best from around the country & put them all in one place. Now, if you would like a gay-specific funny valentines card then you can find them at Creased Cards.

Funny Valentine's Cards For Her

Sometimes women may prefer the cute valentine's day cards. Although, don't let this draw you away from a laugh. Who doesn't enjoy a good giggle on such a special day?

We stock an extensive range of funny valentines cards for her that are perfectly relatable for your other half. At the end of the day, the more relatable the card the funnier it becomes. Obviously, it wouldn't be Creased if we didn't include some sexual or cheeky humour...

As well as stocking a brilliant range of gay valentines cards. We also stock a nice variety of funny lesbian cards too! This means you can spread the valentines laughter with your other half in a more specific and special way.

Funny Valentine's Day Cards

All of our funny valentine's cards come from a wide range of local & UK wide suppliers. Each supplier has their own type of humour which is specific to their cards. This gives us a brilliant selection of very unique valentine's cards that you won't be able to find elsewhere.

This Valentine's day we thought we would help you out as much as we possibly can. We have a few brilliant articles out that can really help with your valentines issues, Including 10 of the funniest valentines cards on the web!

If you are struggling with what to write in your valentines card this year then make you check out our post to help you out. We are out to help spread love this valentines!

Here are a couple teasers of our funny Valentine's day cards

it's been an extremely hard choice coming up with two f our favourite valentines day cards to show you, because our range is just so good this year! We can guarantee the most laughter from any online card shop this Valentine's Day.

Love Donut -funny valentine's cards

This funny valentines card is by the wonderful modern toss. We advise not to do this for your loved one this valentine's, they may not enjoy it as much as you, even if the thought is there. You can find Love Donut on our website!

to the person i see more than my bloody eyelids - funny valentines card

Our second Valentine's funny is from our good friends over at Quite Good Cards. What can we say? This is highly relatable for every single couple, therefore, a great purchase for your loved one. You can find "To the person I see more than my bloody eyelids" over on our website.

If these funny valetines cards are a little too innocent for you, then you can always go and check out our rude Valentines cards for a more dirty & offesnive humour. Sometimes a rude valentines card is the best option when trying to give off a sexual or dirty motive.

Are you in the wrong place? Wanted funny greeting cards instead? That's probably your fault not ours but hey ho, head over to ourfunny greeting cards to view funny cards for all occasions.


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