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Beer Anglais - Humorous Christmas Card

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This is the Beer D'Anglais - Humorous Christmas Card . Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way aka - and we quote Dave himself - poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! As Dave says, if easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the fuck up! (The 'Dave The Eagle' watermark on the image does not appear on the actual card)

Inside - Blank for your own personal message for more obscene wording from you!

Envelope - Matching Envelope

Size - 150mm square

Card Type - High quality

Publisher -  Dave The Eagle

See more of our rude Christmas cards


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  • Standard delivery is via Royal Mail 1st Class services.
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  • For deliveries to the Channel Islands, these are classed as UK Non-Mainland and will incur additional cost and delivery time.
  • Where you accept our Handwritten Card Service and the item is sent directly to your nominated recipient, delivery terms still apply.

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    Any unwanted items must be sent back at the customer's expense in original packaging and condition. If you wish us to give you a quote for this please send us an e-mail, otherwise return the goods, obtaining proof of postage, to:

    Creased Cards
    6 Meeting House Lane
    BN1 1HB

    If you are unhappy with the goods received we will refund them as long as they are sent back at your expense in a new, resaleable condition within 7 working days along with the original receipt.

    We suggest for your own protection you use a registered postal service.

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    We will not charge a restocking fee for returned items assuming the items is in a re-saleable condition.

    Any goods with faults on arrival will be replaced or fully refunded.

    This does not affect your statutory rights.

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