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Mindless Violence - Modern Toss Adult Colouring Book
AA3361

£10.99
5 in stock
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Description

Fancy achieving a mindful state as you colour in these rather wonderful, agreesion-soaked scenes of mindless violence?  Well, this book is definitely for you then!  Created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists at Modern Toss, our cartoonist friends, it will help you experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a baseball bat; some blokes fighting over a parking space, plus many more scenes of contemporary life set against complex geometric patterns ideal for colouring in.


64 A4 pages of blissful colouring fun.

Delivery

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    Creased Cards
    6 Meeting House Lane
    BRIGHTON
    BN1 1HB

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    Fancy achieving a mindful state as you colour in these rather wonderful, agreesion-soaked scenes of mindless violence?  Well, this book is definitely for you then!  Created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists at Modern Toss, our cartoonist friends, it will help you experience an overwhelming sense of inner peace as you immerse yourself and your pencils in a world of detail and surprises, including: a man bending a lamppost; a woman setting about a fruit tree with a baseball bat; some blokes fighting over a parking space, plus many more scenes of contemporary life set against complex geometric patterns ideal for colouring in.


    64 A4 pages of blissful colouring fun.