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Double D Cup - Scandle (Juicy Pear Scented Candle) Double D Cup - Scandle (Juicy Pear Scented Candle) save
£9.95
£2.98
Super Sale
4 in stock
These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Double D- Cup. Juicy Pear - Because a woman without curves is like a jeans without pockets...you dont know where to put your hands This tantalizing hottie is sure to stimulate your senses. A sweet, juicy fragrance of intense, ripened pear. It has a burn time of approx 40 hrs.
Portobello Insulated Mug - Edition No. 1 Portobello Insulated Mug - Edition No. 1 save
£9.50
£2.85
Super Sale
1 in stock

This is mug number 1 of 3 - all from the Portobello range of double wall mugs with a soft-touch base.


Insulated so your drink stays hot whilst the mug remains cool to the touch, eliminating the need for a handle, the three matte-finish porcelain mugs with minimalist gold lustre patterns

Destined For Ruin Coaster - Humorous Coaster Destined For Ruin Coaster - Humorous Coaster new
£3.25
2 in stock
A great coaster from publisher Redback featuring best selling artwork from the Good Things Card collection.
Sod The Diet - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez Sod The Diet - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez
£3.75
6 in stock

Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

Your Ring Is Filthy - Funny Coaster by Buddy Fernandez Your Ring Is Filthy - Funny Coaster by Buddy Fernandez
£2.75
8 in stock

Great comedy coaster from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Plenty of dirty ring jokes round here!  

I Like It Strong And Black Like My Men - Mug by Buddy Fernandez I Like It Strong And Black Like My Men - Mug by Buddy Fernandez
£6.75
2 in stock

Great comic mug from Buddy Fernandez.  Super quality - funny as fuck!  

Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers - Double Ended Colouring Pencils By Modern Toss Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers - Double Ended Colouring Pencils By Modern Toss new
£10.95
1 in stock

What a great idea...double ended pencils, with different colours at each end.  These 'Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ from Modern Toss come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name.  There are colours such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket

Huge C*ck - Humorous Travelcard Holder by Kiss Me Kwik 04 Huge C*ck - Humorous Travelcard Holder by Kiss Me Kwik 04
£3.25
16 in stock
Huge C*Cktravelcard Holder From Kiss Me Kwik. A Pvc Full Colour Credit Card Sized Holder. Design Is Printed On Both Outer Sides And With Two Pockets Inside.
90-ish - Cryptic Coaster 90-ish - Cryptic Coaster save
£1.95
£0.58
Super Sale
2 in stock
Ishy Cryptic Coaster range - with enough room for a glass of wine AND a cup of tea (or perhaps two glasses of wine?!)
Moustache - Fridge Magnets Moustache - Fridge Magnets
£4.95
15 in stock

Stick your photos to your fridge with style


This wonderful selection of magnetic moustaches are designed to hold your photos on your fridge whilst transforming the people in the pic.


Each pack contains 14 great moustache styles.

Mood Mugs -  Stressed Mood Mugs - Stressed
£9.50
4 in stock

Mood Mugs are a range of insulated mugs with quirky facial expression to reflect your mood .


These hand made porcelain mugs have been cleverly designed with double wall insulation so they don't need handles. They keep your drinks warm and hands cool, whilst showing everybody how you're

Huge C*ck - Humorous Coaster By Kiss Me Kwik Huge C*ck - Humorous Coaster By Kiss Me Kwik
£3.25
12 in stock
Huge C*Ck Coaster From Kissmekwik. Melamine Coaster With Cork And Felt Backing. 85 X 108Mm
Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss Fridge Magnet Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss Fridge Magnet
£3.95
10 in stock

Don't think about it, just say it.  Fuck you.


A hilarious scene from a work meeting. From the comic genius of the guys at Modern Toss.


This magnet measures 65mm x 90mm and is made in Great Britain.

Fridge Magnet - Lucky Youre Pretty Fridge Magnet - Lucky Youre Pretty
£3.75
16 in stock

A funny kissmekwik fridge magnet.


This magnet measures 54mm x 79mm and is made in Great Britain.

Magnetic Periodic Table Of Swearing by Modern Toss Magnetic Periodic Table Of Swearing by Modern Toss
£11.95
6 in stock

The Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!

Anxietea - Humorous Coaster Anxietea - Humorous Coaster
£3.25
1 in stock

Measuring 10cm square, this is a great coaster and will make a cool quirky gift for anyone!

Who Made You Queen of the World - Vanity Mirror Who Made You Queen of the World - Vanity Mirror
£2.75
11 in stock

A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

Me So Thorny - Scandle (Rose Scented Candle) Me So Thorny - Scandle (Rose Scented Candle) save
£9.95
£2.98
Super Sale
5 in stock
These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Me So Thorny - Me love you long time. This provocative little hottie has a rich, musky rose accord supported by seductive notes of East Indian sandalwood and intoxicating amber. It has a burn time of approx 40 hrs.
Portobello Insulated Mug - Edition No. 2 Portobello Insulated Mug - Edition No. 2
£9.50
3 in stock

This is mug number 2 of 3 - all from the Portobello range of double wall mugs with a soft-touch base.


Insulated so your drink stays hot whilst the mug remains cool to the touch, eliminating the need for a handle, the three matte-finish porcelain mugs with minimalist gold lustre patterns

Come On In I Have Wine - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez Come On In I Have Wine - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez
£3.75
2 in stock

Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

Stop Eye Fucking Me Fatty - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez Stop Eye Fucking Me Fatty - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez
£3.75
3 in stock

Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

Posh Coaster Wanker - Funny Coaster by Buddy Fernandez Posh Coaster Wanker - Funny Coaster by Buddy Fernandez
£2.75
10 in stock

Great comedy coaster from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Plenty of dirty ring jokes round here!  

Mindless Violence - Modern Toss Adult Colouring Book Mindless Violence - Modern Toss Adult Colouring Book new
£10.99
3 in stock

Fancy achieving a mindful state as you colour in these rather wonderful, agreesion-soaked scenes of mindless violence?  Well, this book is definitely for you then!  Created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists at Modern Toss, our cartoonist friends, it will help you experience

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These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Double D- Cup. Juicy Pear - Because a woman without curves is like a jeans without pockets...you dont know where to put your hands This tantalizing hottie is sure to stimulate your senses. A sweet, juicy fragrance of intense, ripened pear. It has a burn time of approx 40 hrs.

This is mug number 1 of 3 - all from the Portobello range of double wall mugs with a soft-touch base.


Insulated so your drink stays hot whilst the mug remains cool to the touch, eliminating the need for a handle, the three matte-finish porcelain mugs with minimalist gold lustre patterns

A great coaster from publisher Redback featuring best selling artwork from the Good Things Card collection.

Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

Great comedy coaster from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Plenty of dirty ring jokes round here!  

Great comic mug from Buddy Fernandez.  Super quality - funny as fuck!  

What a great idea...double ended pencils, with different colours at each end.  These 'Double Ender Rainbow Shit Scribblers’ from Modern Toss come in a pack of 12; that’s 24 colours, each with their own unique descriptive name.  There are colours such as: Universal Urine, Colon Sunset, and Supermarket

Huge C*Cktravelcard Holder From Kiss Me Kwik. A Pvc Full Colour Credit Card Sized Holder. Design Is Printed On Both Outer Sides And With Two Pockets Inside.
Ishy Cryptic Coaster range - with enough room for a glass of wine AND a cup of tea (or perhaps two glasses of wine?!)

Stick your photos to your fridge with style


This wonderful selection of magnetic moustaches are designed to hold your photos on your fridge whilst transforming the people in the pic.


Each pack contains 14 great moustache styles.

Mood Mugs are a range of insulated mugs with quirky facial expression to reflect your mood .


These hand made porcelain mugs have been cleverly designed with double wall insulation so they don't need handles. They keep your drinks warm and hands cool, whilst showing everybody how you're

Huge C*Ck Coaster From Kissmekwik. Melamine Coaster With Cork And Felt Backing. 85 X 108Mm

Don't think about it, just say it.  Fuck you.


A hilarious scene from a work meeting. From the comic genius of the guys at Modern Toss.


This magnet measures 65mm x 90mm and is made in Great Britain.

A funny kissmekwik fridge magnet.


This magnet measures 54mm x 79mm and is made in Great Britain.

The Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing is an acknowledged 21st century design classic and now, thanks to technological advances, is available to stick on your fridge or any other metallic surface. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you'll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!

Measuring 10cm square, this is a great coaster and will make a cool quirky gift for anyone!

A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Me So Thorny - Me love you long time. This provocative little hottie has a rich, musky rose accord supported by seductive notes of East Indian sandalwood and intoxicating amber. It has a burn time of approx 40 hrs.

This is mug number 2 of 3 - all from the Portobello range of double wall mugs with a soft-touch base.


Insulated so your drink stays hot whilst the mug remains cool to the touch, eliminating the need for a handle, the three matte-finish porcelain mugs with minimalist gold lustre patterns

Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

Great comedy coaster from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Plenty of dirty ring jokes round here!  

Fancy achieving a mindful state as you colour in these rather wonderful, agreesion-soaked scenes of mindless violence?  Well, this book is definitely for you then!  Created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists at Modern Toss, our cartoonist friends, it will help you experience