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Brilliant Brighton Tea Towel - Landmark Art Tea Towel (Brighton) Brilliant Brighton Tea Towel - Landmark Art Tea Towel (Brighton)
£10.95
6 in stock
Beautiful tea towel featuring art from a publisher local to our HQ in Brighton. I Drew This is the publisher and illustrator/designer Ilona designs all the items herself. A unique and uplifting colourful style, this tea towel will lift any kitchen. This tea towel features Brilliant Brighton and is sized at 470mm x 580mm. 100% cotton and made in the UK. Seems a shame to waste it on drying the dishe…
Wanky Candles Eau De Cunt - Rude Candle Wanky Candles Eau De Cunt - Rude Candle
£7.95
1 in stock
Rude and Offensive Scented Candle from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour but hilarious nonetheless. Vanilla scented and measuring 92mm x 61mm they give an average of 18-20 hours burning time.
Wankers Delight Candle - Rude Scented Candle Wankers Delight Candle - Rude Scented Candle
£7.95
3 in stock
Rude and Offensive Scented Candle from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour but hilarious nonetheless. Vanilla scented and measuring 92mm x 61mm they give an average of 18-20 hours burning time.
My Four Moods Mug - Rude Mug My Four Moods Mug - Rude Mug
£10.95
1 in stock
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Todays Mood Mug Todays Mood Mug
£10.95
4 in stock
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Moustache - Fridge Magnets Moustache - Fridge Magnets
£4.95
12 in stock
Stick your photos to your fridge with style This wonderful selection of magnetic moustaches are designed to hold your photos on your fridge whilst transforming the people in the pic. Each pack contains 14 great moustache styles.
Mood Mugs -  Stressed Mood Mugs - Stressed
£4.75
1 in stock
Mood Mugs are a range of insulated mugs with quirky facial expression to reflect your mood . These hand made porcelain mugs have been cleverly designed with double wall insulation so they don't need handles. They keep your drinks warm and hands cool, whilst showing everybody how you're feeling.
Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss Fridge Magnet Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss Fridge Magnet
£3.95
1 in stock
Don't think about it, just say it.  Fuck you. A hilarious scene from a work meeting. From the comic genius of the guys at Modern Toss. This magnet measures 65mm x 90mm and is made in Great Britain.
Birthday TWAT - Rude Pin Badge Birthday TWAT - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
2 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Fridge Magnet - Youve Still Got It Fridge Magnet - Youve Still Got It
£3.75
12 in stock
A charming magnet that's bound to put a smile on anyone's face!   Perfectly sized for sending along with a greeting card. This magnet measures 54mm x 79mm and is Made in Great Britain
Both Fucking Legends - Rude Pin Badge Both Fucking Legends - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
3 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Poo Pourri - 2oz Royal Flush Fragrance - The Before You Go Toilet Spray Poo Pourri - 2oz Royal Flush Fragrance - The Before You Go Toilet Spray
£8.45
£7.45
4 in stock
This is the fabulous product that has taken the US by storm - selling over 4 million bottles to date!  It's now set to make waves in the UK and Creased is one of few official UK stockists online.... So, what on earth is Poo-Pourri?  You can watch the fantastically funny advertising video back on the main Poo Pourri category page (http://www.creasedcards.com/gifts-poo-pourri.irc) or read on... Poo…
Happy Birthday You Twat - Rude Pin Badge Happy Birthday You Twat - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
2 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug by Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing Mug by Modern Toss
£9.95
6 in stock
The Periodic Table of Swearing Mug is a Best Seller. The Periodic Table of Swearing by Modern Toss is a phenomenon containing a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults ever - and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. The mug come in a Modern Toss cardboard gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe, this mug measures 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. You can also…
Im Getting Fucking Married - Rude Pin Badge Im Getting Fucking Married - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
2 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Discounting Calories - Humorous Coaster Discounting Calories - Humorous Coaster
£3.25
2 in stock
Measuring 10cm square, this is a great coaster and will make a cool quirky gift for anyone!
Youre My Bestie - Rude Pin Badge Youre My Bestie - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
3 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Cat Fan - Travelcard Holder Cat Fan - Travelcard Holder
£3.25
15 in stock
Are you a cat fan?  This travelcard holder from Kiss Me Kwik is PVC and come in full colour - and is credit card sized - so good for multi purposes. Design is printed on both outer sides and has two pockets inside - one on each side.  
Sorry Youre Leaving, You Lucky Bastard - Rude Pin Badge Sorry Youre Leaving, You Lucky Bastard - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
3 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Me So Thorny - Scandle (Rose Scented Candle) Me So Thorny - Scandle (Rose Scented Candle) save
£10.95
£9.95
3 in stock
These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Me So Thorny - Me love you long time. This provocative little hottie has a rich, musky rose accord supported by seductive notes of East Indian sandalwood and intoxicating amber. It has a burn time of approx 40 hrs.
Potty Mouth - Rude Mug Potty Mouth - Rude Mug
£13.95
3 in stock
Great mugs with sauperb quotes and (some) rude messages� The mugs hold 10oz liquid so are pretty standard size. They come boxed and make the best gift.
Destined For Ruin Coaster - Humorous Coaster Destined For Ruin Coaster - Humorous Coaster
£3.25
3 in stock
A great coaster from publisher Redback featuring best selling artwork from the Good Things Card collection.
Brighton Pier By Night - Coaster Brighton Pier By Night - Coaster
£3.95
4 in stock
Beautiful art cards from a publisher local to our HQ in Brighton. Illustrator/designer Ilona designs all the cards herself. A unique and uplifting colourful style, these cards are great for many different occasions. This coaster features Brighton - The Brighton Palace Pier At Night Size - 100mm Publisher - I Drew This
Sod The Diet - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez Sod The Diet - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez
£3.75
5 in stock
Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  

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Beautiful tea towel featuring art from a publisher local to our HQ in Brighton. I Drew This is the publisher and illustrator/designer Ilona designs all the items herself. A unique and uplifting colourful style, this tea towel will lift any kitchen. This tea towel features Brilliant Brighton and is sized at 470mm x 580mm. 100% cotton and made in the UK. Seems a shame to waste it on drying the dishe…
Rude and Offensive Scented Candle from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour but hilarious nonetheless. Vanilla scented and measuring 92mm x 61mm they give an average of 18-20 hours burning time.
Rude and Offensive Scented Candle from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour but hilarious nonetheless. Vanilla scented and measuring 92mm x 61mm they give an average of 18-20 hours burning time.
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Stick your photos to your fridge with style This wonderful selection of magnetic moustaches are designed to hold your photos on your fridge whilst transforming the people in the pic. Each pack contains 14 great moustache styles.
Mood Mugs are a range of insulated mugs with quirky facial expression to reflect your mood . These hand made porcelain mugs have been cleverly designed with double wall insulation so they don't need handles. They keep your drinks warm and hands cool, whilst showing everybody how you're feeling.
Don't think about it, just say it.  Fuck you. A hilarious scene from a work meeting. From the comic genius of the guys at Modern Toss. This magnet measures 65mm x 90mm and is made in Great Britain.
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
A charming magnet that's bound to put a smile on anyone's face!   Perfectly sized for sending along with a greeting card. This magnet measures 54mm x 79mm and is Made in Great Britain
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
This is the fabulous product that has taken the US by storm - selling over 4 million bottles to date!  It's now set to make waves in the UK and Creased is one of few official UK stockists online.... So, what on earth is Poo-Pourri?  You can watch the fantastically funny advertising video back on the main Poo Pourri category page (http://www.creasedcards.com/gifts-poo-pourri.irc) or read on... Poo…
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
The Periodic Table of Swearing Mug is a Best Seller. The Periodic Table of Swearing by Modern Toss is a phenomenon containing a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults ever - and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. The mug come in a Modern Toss cardboard gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe, this mug measures 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. You can also…
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Measuring 10cm square, this is a great coaster and will make a cool quirky gift for anyone!
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Are you a cat fan?  This travelcard holder from Kiss Me Kwik is PVC and come in full colour - and is credit card sized - so good for multi purposes. Design is printed on both outer sides and has two pockets inside - one on each side.  
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Me So Thorny - Me love you long time. This provocative little hottie has a rich, musky rose accord supported by seductive notes of East Indian sandalwood and intoxicating amber. It has a burn time of approx 40 hrs.
Great mugs with sauperb quotes and (some) rude messages� The mugs hold 10oz liquid so are pretty standard size. They come boxed and make the best gift.
A great coaster from publisher Redback featuring best selling artwork from the Good Things Card collection.
Beautiful art cards from a publisher local to our HQ in Brighton. Illustrator/designer Ilona designs all the cards herself. A unique and uplifting colourful style, these cards are great for many different occasions. This coaster features Brighton - The Brighton Palace Pier At Night Size - 100mm Publisher - I Drew This
Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!