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My Best Mate - Rude Pin Badge My Best Mate - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
2 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Dont Like The Word Cunt - Rude Pin Badge Dont Like The Word Cunt - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
1 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Line Manager - Modern Toss Coaster Line Manager - Modern Toss Coaster
£3.75
1 in stock
A gloss finished, felt-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss. Coaster size: 100mm square with rounded edges Origin: Made in Great Britain.
Sorry Youre Leaving, You Lucky Bastard - Rude Pin Badge Sorry Youre Leaving, You Lucky Bastard - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
3 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Fridge Magnet - Lucky Youre Pretty Fridge Magnet - Lucky Youre Pretty
£3.75
7 in stock
A funny kissmekwik fridge magnet. This magnet measures 54mm x 79mm and is made in Great Britain.
Potty Mouth - Rude Mug Potty Mouth - Rude Mug
£13.95
3 in stock
Great mugs with sauperb quotes and (some) rude messages� The mugs hold 10oz liquid so are pretty standard size. They come boxed and make the best gift.
Periodic Table of Swearing Mug by Modern Toss Periodic Table of Swearing Mug by Modern Toss
£9.95
1 in stock
The Periodic Table of Swearing Mug is a Best Seller. The Periodic Table of Swearing by Modern Toss is a phenomenon containing a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults ever - and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. The mug come in a Modern Toss cardboard gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe, this mug measures 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. You can also…
Cats Dont Give A Fuck Mug Cats Dont Give A Fuck Mug
£10.95
1 in stock
Cats Don�t Give A Fuck! And you should tell the world whilst drinking a hot beverage! 9cm tall and 8cm diameter, this is Bone China and made in the UK.
Filthy Shades of Grey - Scandle (Leather Scented Candle) Filthy Shades of Grey - Scandle (Leather Scented Candle) save
£10.95
£9.95
5 in stock
These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Filthy Shades of Grey version. Leather Scent - Curious? Enlighten me then This filthy hot scandle has an intense and powerful blend of rich leathery accords, intertwined with juicy notes of Tunisian orange and raspberries combined with tobacco leaf and precious woody notes. Burn time…
Come On In I Have Wine - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez Come On In I Have Wine - Funny Fridge Magnet by Buddy Fernandez
£3.75
1 in stock
Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  
Diet - Humorous Fridge Magnet Diet - Humorous Fridge Magnet
£3.75
5 in stock
A lovely little magnet featuring one of the most popular card designs we sell here at Creased.
My Ugly Mug - Funny Mug by Buddy Fernandez My Ugly Mug - Funny Mug by Buddy Fernandez
£6.75
5 in stock
Great comic mug from Buddy Fernandez.  Super quality - funny as fuck!  
Odd Trumps - Humorous Book By The Ward Brothers Odd Trumps - Humorous Book By The Ward Brothers
£8.99
1 in stock
This a great little hard back book featuring 45 designs from The Ward Brothers - who are the creative brains behind our Publishing friends, Quite Good Cards. Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Donald Lump and Hillary Klingon? Or who might triumph in a battle between Miley Virus and Lay-Z? Finally you can put these arguments to rest with this brilliantly illustrated and cruelly…
I Brought The Biscuits Coaster - Humorous Modern Toss Coaster I Brought The Biscuits Coaster - Humorous Modern Toss Coaster
£3.75
2 in stock
A gloss finished, felt-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss. Coaster size: 100mm square with rounded edges Origin: Made in Great Britain.
Dont Lose Me Again Cock Jockey - Buddy Fenandez Keyring Dont Lose Me Again Cock Jockey - Buddy Fenandez Keyring
£2.95
8 in stock
Brilliant Keyring for those idiots always losing their keys. Measured at 60mm sqaure. By Buddy Fernandez
Im Exhausted Mug - Rude Mug Im Exhausted Mug - Rude Mug
£10.95
2 in stock
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Lady Cuntington Mug - Rude Mug Lady Cuntington Mug - Rude Mug
£10.95
2 in stock
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Huge C*ck - Humorous Travelcard Holder by Kiss Me Kwik 04 Huge C*ck - Humorous Travelcard Holder by Kiss Me Kwik 04
£3.25
11 in stock
Huge C*Cktravelcard Holder From Kiss Me Kwik. A Pvc Full Colour Credit Card Sized Holder. Design Is Printed On Both Outer Sides And With Two Pockets Inside.
Jpegs Jpegs love
£12.00
£9.95
5 in stock
These quality wooden coat hooks have handy pegs allowing you to personalise them with your photos, notes, or even store your mail! Each hook contains super strong magnets meaning you can stick them to your fridge or other metal area creating a handy place to hang your tea towel and peg your shopping lists or the kids' drawings. Or of course, you can use the included screw set to put them just abou…
Team Bride - Set of 9 Temporary Tattoos Team Bride - Set of 9 Temporary Tattoos
£6.75
1 in stock
This is a really unusual fun item - a sheet of temporary tattoos... perfect for different occasions! The A5 sheet contains contains 9 tattoos. They are easily applied - just cut out of the sheet, peel the clear layer off and then put face down on to the area you want to apply the tatt to. Then thoroughly soak it, hold for 30 seconds and peel. Hey presto, youre temp tatted!
Another Year Older & Youre Still A Cunt - Rude Pin Badge Another Year Older & Youre Still A Cunt - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
2 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
#Birthday Twat - Rude Pin Badge #Birthday Twat - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
1 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Im Getting Fucking Married - Rude Pin Badge Im Getting Fucking Married - Rude Pin Badge
£3.45
1 in stock
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Lets Go To Ikea - Modern Toss Coaster Lets Go To Ikea - Modern Toss Coaster
£3.75
1 in stock
A gloss finished, cork-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss. Coaster size: 100mm square (aka the size of a mug) Origin: Made in Great Britain.

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Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
A gloss finished, felt-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss. Coaster size: 100mm square with rounded edges Origin: Made in Great Britain.
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
A funny kissmekwik fridge magnet. This magnet measures 54mm x 79mm and is made in Great Britain.
Great mugs with sauperb quotes and (some) rude messages� The mugs hold 10oz liquid so are pretty standard size. They come boxed and make the best gift.
The Periodic Table of Swearing Mug is a Best Seller. The Periodic Table of Swearing by Modern Toss is a phenomenon containing a comprehensive selection of the finest swearing insults ever - and is now available on a mug for passive-aggressive tea drinking. The mug come in a Modern Toss cardboard gift box. Dishwasher and microwave safe, this mug measures 9.5cm height x 8.5cm diameter. You can also…
Cats Don�t Give A Fuck! And you should tell the world whilst drinking a hot beverage! 9cm tall and 8cm diameter, this is Bone China and made in the UK.
These are a great new product called Scented Scandles. Hand poured candles which have a naughty twist. This is the Filthy Shades of Grey version. Leather Scent - Curious? Enlighten me then This filthy hot scandle has an intense and powerful blend of rich leathery accords, intertwined with juicy notes of Tunisian orange and raspberries combined with tobacco leaf and precious woody notes. Burn time…
Great little fridge magnet from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Doesn't really need any further explanation does it?!  
A lovely little magnet featuring one of the most popular card designs we sell here at Creased.
Great comic mug from Buddy Fernandez.  Super quality - funny as fuck!  
This a great little hard back book featuring 45 designs from The Ward Brothers - who are the creative brains behind our Publishing friends, Quite Good Cards. Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Donald Lump and Hillary Klingon? Or who might triumph in a battle between Miley Virus and Lay-Z? Finally you can put these arguments to rest with this brilliantly illustrated and cruelly…
A gloss finished, felt-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss. Coaster size: 100mm square with rounded edges Origin: Made in Great Britain.
Brilliant Keyring for those idiots always losing their keys. Measured at 60mm sqaure. By Buddy Fernandez
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Rude mug from Cheeky Chops. Why drink out of a plain old mug when you can drink out of a potty mouthed shout it from the rooftops kind of mug. Definitely one for all the profanity lovers out there. Approx size is 9.6cm x 8.3. Made in ceramic.
Huge C*Cktravelcard Holder From Kiss Me Kwik. A Pvc Full Colour Credit Card Sized Holder. Design Is Printed On Both Outer Sides And With Two Pockets Inside.
These quality wooden coat hooks have handy pegs allowing you to personalise them with your photos, notes, or even store your mail! Each hook contains super strong magnets meaning you can stick them to your fridge or other metal area creating a handy place to hang your tea towel and peg your shopping lists or the kids' drawings. Or of course, you can use the included screw set to put them just abou…
This is a really unusual fun item - a sheet of temporary tattoos... perfect for different occasions! The A5 sheet contains contains 9 tattoos. They are easily applied - just cut out of the sheet, peel the clear layer off and then put face down on to the area you want to apply the tatt to. Then thoroughly soak it, hold for 30 seconds and peel. Hey presto, youre temp tatted!
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
Superb little badges to give as an extra gift. The badges are high quality and are 38mm square with a pin back.
A gloss finished, cork-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss. Coaster size: 100mm square (aka the size of a mug) Origin: Made in Great Britain.