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Fuck Give Me My Present - Rude Christmas Card

15 in stock
Handwrite & Send My Card

If you want us to handwrite your card and send direct to the recipient, simply type the message you'd like in the box before adding to your basket

Please note that when you checkout, it will note you have requested a handwritten order underneath this item, however it also mentions a gift tag message. Please ignore this as it is an error that we are currently working to rectify.


This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it

Inside - Blank for your own personal message

Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped

Size - 105 x 150mm

Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card

Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).

See more of our rude Christmas cards


  • Delivery is charged as priced on each order and is based on the weight of the total products being sent.
  • Standard delivery is via Royal Mail 1st Class services.
  • Once you are registered and moving through the checking out procedure, the delivery address you give will define the costs involved in posting the items to you. Collection from our Brighton store is also available and incurs no cost. For any order of £25 or over, we will dispatch through standard delivery to Mainland UK for free.
  • If you place an order before 5pm Monday to Friday (excluding Bank Holidays) it will normally be dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 5pm on Friday, at any time during the weekend or on Bank Holidays, will be dispatched the next working day.
  • If you choose courier or 'Signed For' services, it is possible that we will not be able to dispatch until the next working day. If you have an urgent need for an item, we would recommend giving us a call on 01273 321718 and we'll do what we can to ensure delivery for the required day.
  • For deliveries to the Channel Islands, these are classed as UK Non-Mainland and will incur additional cost and delivery time.
  • Where you accept our Handwritten Card Service and the item is sent directly to your nominated recipient, delivery terms still apply.

  • Full delivery terms and information around returns and availability can be seen here


    Any unwanted items must be sent back at the customer's expense in original packaging and condition. If you wish us to give you a quote for this please send us an e-mail, otherwise return the goods, obtaining proof of postage, to:

    Creased Cards
    6 Meeting House Lane
    BN1 1HB

    If you are unhappy with the goods received we will refund them as long as they are sent back at your expense in a new, resaleable condition within 7 working days along with the original receipt.

    We suggest for your own protection you use a registered postal service.

    Any refunds will be issued once we have received the goods, in the required condition. This refund only includes the total of goods sent and not the delivery charge, unless the item is determined to be faulty.

    We will not charge a restocking fee for returned items assuming the items is in a re-saleable condition.

    Any goods with faults on arrival will be replaced or fully refunded.

    This does not affect your statutory rights.

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