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Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) love
£2.50
25 in stock

Card from a new range of great cat & dog based humour.  Measuring 120 x 170 mm, it comes with envelope and is cello wrapped.

Merry F*cking Christmas - Humorous Christmas Card Merry F*cking Christmas - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.60
14 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog AA0970 Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog AA0970 best
£2.75
24 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out!

Sized at 155mm square they come with a matching envelope and the second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!)
Mindless Violence - Modern Toss Adult Colouring Book Mindless Violence - Modern Toss Adult Colouring Book new
£10.99
5 in stock

Fancy achieving a mindful state as you colour in these rather wonderful, agreesion-soaked scenes of mindless violence?  Well, this book is definitely for you then!  Created for you by a dedicated team of plain clothes therapists at Modern Toss, our cartoonist friends, it will help you experience

Making Spirits Bright /Tress - 10 Pack Contemporary Christmas Cards Making Spirits Bright /Tress - 10 Pack Contemporary Christmas Cards
£7.45
4 in stock

This is a lovely set of 10 cards with 2 different designs (5 of each).


The cards are sized at 125mm square and are finished with a foil & flitter effect.  Inside the cards have the words "and a happy new year".


Poo Pourri  - 2oz Party Pooper - The Before You Go Toilet Spray Poo Pourri - 2oz Party Pooper - The Before You Go Toilet Spray gift
£7.45
6 in stock

This is the fabulous product that is still taking the U.S. by storm! It's making its waves in the UK now and Creased is still one of few official UK stockists online....


So, what on earth is Poo-Pourri?  You can watch one of the fantastically funny advertising

Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 new
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.50
32 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.60
3 in stock

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Piss Flaps (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Piss Flaps (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.50
42 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

MOONPIG'S NOT YOUR ONLY OPTION

Remember the feeling when you're running late and you've only just realised now that you haven't even bought the greeting card you were meant to send to your family relative or friend? Well, we've been thinking about that and whilst sites like Moonpig have their place and offer a great way to send last minute personalised cards & gifts, it's just a little impersonal isn't it? How did you feel when a card turned up for you and the inside words were printed? We felt there was a better way...!

CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS OF OUR HANDWRITTEN CARD SERVICE

FORM 3D RANGE FROM THE ART FILE

The Form 3D range from our publishing partners The Art File is paper at the cutting edge! We've always found The Art File to be inspired by beautiful things and these are no exception! These cards are the brainchild of leading foldesigner (yes, that's a real job!), Elod Beregszaszi - he creates amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or plastic fasteners - it's just all beautifully created forms, individually hand folded. This is an exceptional collection of cards, the detail and colour in each piece is breath taking...

SEE THE FULL RANGE HERE

CARDS FROM PETS

We all love our dear pets don't we? Well, why not ensure that they too can send wishes and laughes to their loved ones and friends with one of our cards from pets! Now of course, you are going to need to buy it for them and probably write it out too (unless you have a super talented pet!), but it's the thought that counts right..? And we're sure that pets would send cards themselves if they could....

SEE OUR PET RELATED CARDS HERE

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