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Rude Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas cards are great, but sometimes your recipient might deserve something a little more edgy or rude.

You are definitely in the right place if you like blasphemous and offensive language. Our Rude Christmas cards are packed full of offensive and despicable humour that will be sure to leave the recipient shocked on Christmas Day

With a huge range to choose from, you won't be disappointed! Although if this hilarious range of offensive Christmas cards is a little too much for your recipient then maybe you should check out our funny Christmas cards

Make sure to not leave it too late this year. If you do leave it till the last minute. Remember we have a super-fast handwritten card service which can be sent straight to the recipient. You can also check out our blog post on some top tips on Why you should be buying your Christmas cards early to prevent any disappointment.

Our huge selection of rude Christmas cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Christmas card needs are taken care of!

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Have a wonderful and magical Christmas from all of us here at Creased!

Ive Been An Absolute Shit - Rude Christmas Card Ive Been An Absolute Shit - Rude Christmas Card new
£2.60
10 in stock
These cards are beautifully illustrated by Angela Chick. A combination of high-quality graphics and rude wording to make the most relatable Christmas Cards Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chi…
Jingle Balls - Rude Christmas Card Jingle Balls - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
15 in stock
This is a funny Christmas card from our publishing friends Pheasant Plucker... Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person at Christmas! Sized at 148 x 105mm. Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality board P…
Last Xmas You Said You Were Gay - Funny Christmas Card Last Xmas You Said You Were Gay - Funny Christmas Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This is a great card from our publishing friends Pheasant Plucker... Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person!  It comes complete with a kraft brown envelope and is blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Sized at 148 x 105mm. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Merry Christmas You Big Cunt -  Offensive Christmas Card Set Merry Christmas You Big Cunt - Offensive Christmas Card Set
£7.50
2 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Merry Fucking Christmas - Rude Christmas Card Merry Fucking Christmas - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Hilariously rude Chrsitmas cards that come straight from the heart Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Matching Envelope Size – 148 x 174 mm Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards See more of our rude Christmas cards
Same Shit Different Christmas - Humorous Christmas Card Same Shit Different Christmas - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Santas Sack Is Bulging - Humorous Christmas Card Santas Sack Is Bulging - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card
£2.85
11 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Santa Giving Mum Pearl Necklace - Rude Christmas Card Santa Giving Mum Pearl Necklace - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Beer Anglais - Humorous Christmas Card Beer Anglais - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.95
1 in stock
This is the Beer D'Anglais - Humorous Christmas Card . Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way aka - and we quote Dave himself - poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…
Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
3 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Desperate Shopper - Humorous Christmas Card Desperate Shopper - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Desperate Shopper - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss See more of our rude Christmas cards
Fuck Give Me My Present - Rude Christmas Card Fuck Give Me My Present - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
15 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Gobble My Giblets Its Christmas - Rude Christmas Card Gobble My Giblets Its Christmas - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Human Santapede  - Humorous Christmas Card Human Santapede - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.60
28 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest christmas cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik See more of our rude Christmas cards
Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card
£2.85
18 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Jingle My Bellend - Rude Christmas Card Jingle My Bellend - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Lets Get Shitfaced - Rude Christmas Card Lets Get Shitfaced - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Merry Christmas You Fat Cunt - Offensive Christmas Card Set Merry Christmas You Fat Cunt - Offensive Christmas Card Set
£7.50
3 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Mistletoe - Acceptable Face of Sexual Harrassment Mistletoe - Acceptable Face of Sexual Harrassment
£2.85
31 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
4 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss See more of our rude Christmas cards
Stuff It - Humorous Christmas Card Stuff It - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This lovely little card come from a brand new publisher called Nocturnal Paper and is a great comedy take on Christmas. Come blank inside for your own words and with a matchilng envelope for sending. See more of our rude Christmas cards

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