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Rude Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas cards are great, but sometimes your recipient might deserve something a little more edgy or rude.

You are definitely in the right place if you like blasphemous and offensive language. Our Rude Christmas cards are packed full of offensive and despicable humour that will be sure to leave the recipient shocked on Christmas Day

With a huge range to choose from, you won't be disappointed! Although if this hilarious range of offensive Christmas cards is a little too much for your recipient then maybe you should check out our funny Christmas cards

Make sure to not leave it too late this year. If you do leave it till the last minute. Remember we have a super-fast handwritten card service which can be sent straight to the recipient. You can also check out our blog post on some top tips on Why you should be buying your Christmas cards early to prevent any disappointment.

Our huge selection of rude Christmas cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Christmas card needs are taken care of!

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Have a wonderful and magical Christmas from all of us here at Creased!

Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set save
£7.50
£3.75
Christmas Sale
3 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Christmas Is Just - Rude Christmas Card Christmas Is Just - Rude Christmas Card new
£2.95
£1.47
Christmas Sale
9 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Ear Licking - Humourous Christmas Card Ear Licking - Humourous Christmas Card save
£2.50
£1.25
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
These quirky,funny cards are from new publisher Likks. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Fishy Minge Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set Fishy Minge Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set save
£7.50
£3.75
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card set. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 104 x 150 mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Merry Christmas You Big Cunt -  Offensive Christmas Card Set Merry Christmas You Big Cunt - Offensive Christmas Card Set save
£7.50
£3.75
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Santa Website - Humorous Christmas Card Santa Website - Humorous Christmas Card save
£2.75
£1.37
Christmas Sale
4 in stock
Merry Christmas - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss See more of our rude Christmas cards
Merry Christmas Midget Dick - Rude Christmas Card Merry Christmas Midget Dick - Rude Christmas Card new
£2.95
£1.47
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Dear Santa - Humorous Christmas Card Dear Santa - Humorous Christmas Card save
£2.60
£1.30
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik See more of our funny Christmas cards
Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set save
£7.50
£3.75
Christmas Sale
2 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Happy F**King Christmas - Premium Handmade Christmas Card Happy F**King Christmas - Premium Handmade Christmas Card save
£3.90
£1.95
Christmas Sale
3 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
9 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Merry Christmas You Fat Cunt - Offensive Christmas Card Set Merry Christmas You Fat Cunt - Offensive Christmas Card Set save
£7.50
£3.75
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Santas Grotto - Humorous Christmas Card Santas Grotto - Humorous Christmas Card save
£2.75
£1.37
Christmas Sale
8 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss See more of our rude Christmas cards
I Remembered That You Are A Cunt - Rude Christmas Card I Remembered That You Are A Cunt - Rude Christmas Card new
£2.95
£1.47
Christmas Sale
8 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Christmas TV Chef - Humorous Christmas Card Christmas TV Chef - Humorous Christmas Card save
£2.75
£1.37
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Christmas Jumper - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss See more of our rude Christmas cards
Have Nothing To Fucking Do With You... - Rude Christmas Card Have Nothing To Fucking Do With You... - Rude Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
10 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
7 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Mistletoe - Acceptable Face of Sexual Harrassment Mistletoe - Acceptable Face of Sexual Harrassment save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
13 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card save
£2.75
£1.37
Christmas Sale
1 in stock
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss See more of our rude Christmas cards
Emergency Christmas Card - Rude Christmas Card Emergency Christmas Card - Rude Christmas Card new
£2.95
£1.47
Christmas Sale
2 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops See more of our rude Christmas cards
Dont Get Your Hopes Up - Rude Christmas Card Dont Get Your Hopes Up - Rude Christmas Card save
£2.85
£1.42
Christmas Sale
8 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards

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