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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by occasion or card style. We have cards covering many different occasions including; wedding & engagement, new baby, new home, anniversary, thank you and sorry, good luck and congratulations.  All that plus the seasonal cards such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentines - and of course - Christmas.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Fucking Kill You - Humorous Valentines Card Fucking Kill You - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
5 in stock

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

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Mum - Eye Test Range Mum - Eye Test Range
£2.75
2 in stock
This gorgeous card is from Porfolio.
Birthday Boy - Unique Greeting Card BA2429 Birthday Boy - Unique Greeting Card BA2429
£3.25
4 in stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.

One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

The Pre-Wash (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Pre-Wash (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
11 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1440 Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1440
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Male Car Mechanics (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Male Car Mechanics (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Male Car Mechanics - Rant!
Recreational Drugs Recreational Drugs
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
Recreational Drugs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Top Dog - Contemporary Fathers Day Card Top Dog - Contemporary Fathers Day Card new
£2.75
12 in stock

A smart typographical Father’s Day card printed on high quality cream board and embossed - from a great publisher, James Ellis. The card is blank inside for your own message and it comes individually cello wrapped with a white laid envelope measuring 125 x 175 mm.

Miso - Humorous Greeting Card Miso - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock

A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

Incontinence Hotline - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Incontinence Hotline - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope
I Love You Rabbits - Gorgeous Range I Love You Rabbits - Gorgeous Range
£3.25
1 in stock
I Love You Rabbits - Gorgeous Range from Blue Eyed Sun. Based on original hand stitched artworks, these gorgeous cards from Blue Eyed Sun are printed and embossed to give a beautiful look and a realistic feel. Hand finished with jewels and sized at 160mm square, they are cello wrapped and come with a coloured envelope that is 165mm x 165mm square.
Passed (Did You Cheat?) Passed (Did You Cheat?)
£2.75
20 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Wedded Bliss - Humorous Wedding Card Wedded Bliss - Humorous Wedding Card
£2.75
7 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a newly wed couple how you feel about them. Blank inside for your own message.
Like A Jagerbomb - Humorous Love Related Card Like A Jagerbomb - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Age 12 Arithmetic Badge Card Age 12 Arithmetic Badge Card
£3.45
3 in stock

Fantastic and unusual badge cards from Think Bubble. Give them not only a card but something to display and keep!

Form 3D Card - Battersea Power Station Form 3D Card - Battersea Power Station
£3.95
3 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! (The second picture on this listing is of a different design, however gives you a great idea of how one of these Form cards looks open and from the side)

The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they�wanted�to�collaborate�with. ...more
Thirty (Scrabble) - Unique 30th Birthday Greeting Card Thirty (Scrabble) - Unique 30th Birthday Greeting Card
£3.25
14 in stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

The Snows Too Deep (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Snows Too Deep (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Happy Birthday Mum - Inkpress Range Birthday Card Happy Birthday Mum - Inkpress Range Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock

This is a card from the Inkpress Range.   This is Classic Ink Press as you've never seen it before with beautiful colours and contemporary designs.  


The cards are sized at 138 x 170mm and are finished in what's called a deboss effect - making them a really nice tactile

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Form 3D Card - Paris Landscape Form 3D Card - Paris Landscape
£3.95
7 in stock

This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! (The second picture on this listing is of a different design, however gives you a great idea of how one of these Form cards looks open and from the side)


The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can

...more
Penrose Stairs Penrose Stairs
£2.50
2 in stock
For Science: Whether you�re mad about maths or sold on space, science is bigger than ever! Bold and clever with a witty twist, FOR SCIENCE! celebrates the rise of the geek

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Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

...more
This gorgeous card is from Porfolio.

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

...more

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Male Car Mechanics - Rant!
Recreational Drugs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

A smart typographical Father’s Day card printed on high quality cream board and embossed - from a great publisher, James Ellis. The card is blank inside for your own message and it comes individually cello wrapped with a white laid envelope measuring 125 x 175 mm.

A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope
I Love You Rabbits - Gorgeous Range from Blue Eyed Sun. Based on original hand stitched artworks, these gorgeous cards from Blue Eyed Sun are printed and embossed to give a beautiful look and a realistic feel. Hand finished with jewels and sized at 160mm square, they are cello wrapped and come with a coloured envelope that is 165mm x 165mm square.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a newly wed couple how you feel about them. Blank inside for your own message.
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.

Fantastic and unusual badge cards from Think Bubble. Give them not only a card but something to display and keep!

This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! (The second picture on this listing is of a different design, however gives you a great idea of how one of these Form cards looks open and from the side)

The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they�wanted�to�collaborate�with. ...more

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This is a card from the Inkpress Range.   This is Classic Ink Press as you've never seen it before with beautiful colours and contemporary designs.  


The cards are sized at 138 x 170mm and are finished in what's called a deboss effect - making them a really nice tactile

...more

This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! (The second picture on this listing is of a different design, however gives you a great idea of how one of these Form cards looks open and from the side)


The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can

...more
For Science: Whether you�re mad about maths or sold on space, science is bigger than ever! Bold and clever with a witty twist, FOR SCIENCE! celebrates the rise of the geek