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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Happy Birthday Tit Face - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Tit Face - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. These rude and funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. The best way to send belated birthday wishes!   This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Prosecco How Women Get Wankered - Rude Greeting Card Prosecco How Women Get Wankered - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. These rude and funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Fucking Kill You - Humorous Valentines Card Fucking Kill You - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the fuck up! Prin…
Lots Of People Who Signed This Dont Know You - Humorous Greeting Card Lots Of People Who Signed This Dont Know You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Happy Birthday Sugar Dick - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Sugar Dick - Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Rude Birthday Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Fuck Off (Letterword Range) Fuck Off (Letterword Range) save
£2.20
£0.66
Super Sale
3 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Humorous Birthday Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.75
3 in stock
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
FUCKER! - Concertina FUCKER! - Concertina
£3.95
9 in stock
Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages. The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the FUCKER! version and comes in the green colour - something for the those with an edgy sense of humour! Printed on deluxe FSC certified ca…
Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card new
£2.50
44 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Cluster Cunt!
Nobody Gives A Flat White Fuck (Lionel Range) - Rude Greetings Card Nobody Gives A Flat White Fuck (Lionel Range) - Rude Greetings Card new
£2.75
8 in stock
Rude Greetings Card from our publishing friends at Buddy Fernandez. Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Featuring Lionel the cat these cards are printed on quality bright coloured board and comes blank inside for your own message. Each card measures 178mm x 125mm and comes cello wrapped with white envelope.
Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
3 in stock
Treat Yourself From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Getting Old Mother Fucker - Rude Birthday Card Getting Old Mother Fucker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
4 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Cockwomble (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Cockwomble (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
8 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cockwomble!
Because Im Not  A Cunt - Rude Greetings Card Because Im Not A Cunt - Rude Greetings Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Rude Greetings Card from our publishing friends at Buddy Fernandez. Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Featuring Lionel the cat these cards are printed on quality bright coloured board and comes blank inside for your own message. Each card measures 178mm x 125mm and comes cello wrapped with white envelope.
Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
7 in stock
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
37 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Slag Tits!
Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
14 in stock
Hilariously rude birthday card, Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card comes blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope. Blank for your own personal message.
Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
5 in stock
Minimal card, maximum offence. Please send responsibly. Sized at 105 x 150 mm, this card from Kiss Me Kwik will get the message across!
Monday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Monday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
13 in stock
Monday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

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Rude Humour Birthday Card. These rude and funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. The best way to send belated birthday wishes!   This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Rude Humour Birthday Card. These rude and funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the fuck up! Prin…
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Rude Birthday Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Humorous Birthday Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages. The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the FUCKER! version and comes in the green colour - something for the those with an edgy sense of humour! Printed on deluxe FSC certified ca…
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Cluster Cunt!
Rude Greetings Card from our publishing friends at Buddy Fernandez. Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Featuring Lionel the cat these cards are printed on quality bright coloured board and comes blank inside for your own message. Each card measures 178mm x 125mm and comes cello wrapped with white envelope.
Treat Yourself From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cockwomble!
Rude Greetings Card from our publishing friends at Buddy Fernandez. Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Featuring Lionel the cat these cards are printed on quality bright coloured board and comes blank inside for your own message. Each card measures 178mm x 125mm and comes cello wrapped with white envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Slag Tits!
Hilariously rude birthday card, Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card comes blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope. Blank for your own personal message.
Minimal card, maximum offence. Please send responsibly. Sized at 105 x 150 mm, this card from Kiss Me Kwik will get the message across!
Monday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.