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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card new
£2.50
39 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cum Dump!
Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. FSC Certified.
Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
15 in stock
Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Wank Stain (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Wank Stain (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
32 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Wank Stain!
Happy Birthday Penis Face - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge AA2125 Happy Birthday Penis Face - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge AA2125
£3.45
2 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
7 in stock
Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Beard Beard
£2.75
4 in stock
Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).   Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.
Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving
Interpretive Dance - Humorous Greeting Card Interpretive Dance - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.
#congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card #congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Humorous Congratulations Passing Test Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
7 in stock
Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Living For The Motherfucking Weekend - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Living For The Motherfucking Weekend - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Beautiful Bastard - Risque Greeting Card Beautiful Bastard - Risque Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Humorous Greetings Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Look After Yourself - Humorous Greeting Card BA2405 Look After Yourself - Humorous Greeting Card BA2405
£2.75
12 in stock
Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and comes with a red and white envelope.
Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
15 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Good Luck Cunt - Rude Good Luck Card AA4074 Good Luck Cunt - Rude Good Luck Card AA4074 new
£2.75
2 in stock
Humorous Good Luck Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Bon Voyage - Rude Leaving Bon Voyage Card Bon Voyage - Rude Leaving Bon Voyage Card
£2.60
12 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Oldies Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Card Oldies Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Card new
£2.75
6 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card AA4077 Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card AA4077 new
£2.75
5 in stock
Humorous Birthday Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Untethered Bosoms - Humorous Greeting Card Untethered Bosoms - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Happy You Better Make Me Cum Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy You Better Make Me Cum Day - Rude Love Related Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Its Valentines Any Chance Of Anal (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card Its Valentines Any Chance Of Anal (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Humourous Valentines Card This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory with their humour! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Dot Matrix Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Dot Matrix Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Im Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Birthday Card AA3644 Im Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Birthday Card AA3644 new
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

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One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cum Dump!
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. FSC Certified.
Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Wank Stain!
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).   Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving
Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.
Humorous Congratulations Passing Test Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Humorous Greetings Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and comes with a red and white envelope.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Humorous Good Luck Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Humorous Birthday Card. This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Humourous Valentines Card This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory with their humour! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.