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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
18 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card new
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Wednesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Wednesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
13 in stock
Wednesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card AA2094 Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card AA2094
£2.75
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card AA3833 Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card AA3833
£2.75
15 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Look After Yourself - Humorous Greeting Card BA2405 Look After Yourself - Humorous Greeting Card BA2405
£2.75
2 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and comes with a red and white envelope.

Total Fucking Disaster (Shelf) - Humorous Greeting Card Total Fucking Disaster (Shelf) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
17 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Fit As Fuck - Rude Love Related Card Fit As Fuck - Rude Love Related Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Degrees of Tiredness - Humorous Greeting Card Degrees of Tiredness - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
12 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

Happy Fucking Birthday Pug - Rude Greeting Card AA2196 Happy Fucking Birthday Pug - Rude Greeting Card AA2196
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Have You Seen Mike Hunt? - Rude Greeting Card Have You Seen Mike Hunt? - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card 20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card
£2.60
£2.60
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving
Your Mums Front Bottom - Rude Birthday Card AA3847 Your Mums Front Bottom - Rude Birthday Card AA3847
£2.75
8 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Ditch The Kids - Funny Love Related Card Ditch The Kids - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
7 Billion People - Humorous Greeting Card 7 Billion People - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.75
27 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Oldies Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Card Oldies Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
BITCH! - Concertina BITCH! - Concertina
£3.95
2 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the BITCH! version

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One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
13 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Cunt Heart (Red) - Rude Love Related Card Cunt Heart (Red) - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo love
£2.60
£2.60
58 in stock

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
18 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Happy You Better Make Me Cum Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy You Better Make Me Cum Day - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
9 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.

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A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Wednesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and comes with a red and white envelope.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

...more
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the BITCH! version

...more

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.