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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Prosecco How Women Get Wankered - Rude Greeting Card Prosecco How Women Get Wankered - Rude Greeting Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Totally Want To Hump You - Humorous Love Related Card I Totally Want To Hump You - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
11 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Let The Pork See The Pie - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pork See The Pie - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Pencil Dick -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pencil Dick - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Nobody Gives A Flat White Fuck (Lionel Range) - Rude Greetings Card Nobody Gives A Flat White Fuck (Lionel Range) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Dot Matrix Twat - Rude Greeting Card Dot Matrix Twat - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Nobody Likes You (Lionel Range) - Humorous Birthday Card Nobody Likes You (Lionel Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Piss All Round The Toilet Seat - Humorous Greetings Card Piss All Round The Toilet Seat - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
11 in stock
Generation Arsehole - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Get Well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Anniversary From Your Amazing Husband - Humorous Anniversary Card Happy Anniversary From Your Amazing Husband - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Anniversary Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Who Is The Sexiest Of Them All? - Humorous Birthday Card Who Is The Sexiest Of Them All? - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
Extremely hilarious birthday cards that are printed on a vibrant coloured background. Oh and a few may be ever so slightly rude... Finished with an exceptional gloss effect. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality Brown kraft envelope Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality recycled board Publihser - Punk Cards
Any Chance Of Anal - Rude Anniversary Card Any Chance Of Anal - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Jesus - Humorous Greetings Card Jesus - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
7 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Tie4DucksToYourCock - Humorous Greetings Card Tie4DucksToYourCock - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
Funny greetings cards based on old fashioned art, with a slight twist... These old fashioned images come along with a hilarious little piece of text above. (most of hte time rude) Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Take The Biscuit Fat Fuck - Rude Greeting Card Take The Biscuit Fat Fuck - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Thumb Wars - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Thumb Wars - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card supplier
£2.75
£1.92
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
9 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Brighton Cunt - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Cunt - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card 364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.20
6 in stock
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Whore (Letterword Range) Whore (Letterword Range) save
£2.20
8 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! from the Letterword Range Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards

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