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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Just One More Thing... - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Just One More Thing... - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
1 in stock
Oh, There's Just One More Thing...!  Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size - 104 x 150mm Card type - FSC Certified board Publisher - Kiss Me Kwik
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Naked In Beer - Funny Love Related Card Naked In Beer - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Love Related card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Deck My Balls Its Christmas - Rude Christams Card Deck My Balls Its Christmas - Rude Christams Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
That Shit Tray Aint Gonna Empty Itself (Lionel Range) - Rude Birthday Card That Shit Tray Aint Gonna Empty Itself (Lionel Range) - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
8 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
7 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Santa Giving Mum Pearl Necklace - Rude Christmas Card Santa Giving Mum Pearl Necklace - Rude Christmas Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card star
£2.75
11 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
19 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Work At The Weekend - Humorous Greeting Card Work At The Weekend - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Rude Wordsearch Card - Rude Greeting Card Rude Wordsearch Card - Rude Greeting Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
17 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Piss All Round The Toilet Seat - Humorous Greetings Card Piss All Round The Toilet Seat - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Generation Arsehole - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Valid For One Firm Handjob - Rude Greeting Card Valid For One Firm Handjob - Rude Greeting Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
13 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Age Is Just A Number. - Humorous Birthday Card Age Is Just A Number. - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Extremely hilarious birthday cards that are printed on a vibrant coloured background. Oh and a few may be ever so slightly rude... Finished with an exceptional gloss effect. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality Brown kraft envelope Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality recycled board Publihser - Punk Cards
Merry McCunty Christmas - Rude Christmas Card Merry McCunty Christmas - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Hilariously rude Chrsitmas cards that come straight from the heart Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Matching Envelope Size – 148 x 174 mm Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
You Were Made For Me - Humorous Love Related Card You Were Made For Me - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
8 in stock
You were made for me - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
I Give It Six Months (Lionel) - Humorous Wedding Card I Give It Six Months (Lionel) - Humorous Wedding Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
3 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious Wedding card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
What Do You Do?  - Humorous Birthday Card What Do You Do? - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
17 in stock
Extremely hilarious birthday cards that are printed on a vibrant coloured background. Oh and a few may be ever so slightly rude... Finished with an exceptional gloss effect. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality Brown kraft envelope Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality recycled board Publihser - Punk Cards

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