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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Sorry Your Breath Always Smells Of Tuna - Rude Lesbian Related Card Sorry Your Breath Always Smells Of Tuna - Rude Lesbian Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
BITCH! - Concertina BITCH! - Concertina
£3.95
2 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the BITCH! version

...more
There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo love
£2.60
£2.60
23 in stock

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
8 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Darh Ling Relax - Humorous Birthday Card AA3942 Darh Ling Relax - Humorous Birthday Card AA3942 new
£2.75
3 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

You Were Made For Me - Humorous Love Related Card You Were Made For Me - Humorous Love Related Card new
£2.75
13 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Ideas For Things I Would Rather Be Doing - Buddy Fernandez Notebook Ideas For Things I Would Rather Be Doing - Buddy Fernandez Notebook new
£6.95
£6.95
2 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.60
£2.60
10 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

H Is For H Is For
£2.60
£2.60
9 in stock
H Is For - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Good Looks - Humorous Mothers Day Greetings Card Good Looks - Humorous Mothers Day Greetings Card
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock

Great humorous Mother's Day card with art & font work from Jamie Mitchell. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board complete with brown kraft envelope. Made in the UK.

T*at - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer T*at - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Twat" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a zebra from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Ideas Meeting  - Modern Toss Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss
£2.75
13 in stock
Ideas Meeting From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Proposal - Rude Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Proposal - Rude Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
7 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than ...more
Banjo - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Banjo - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
No More Sex (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall No More Sex (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - No More Sex - Rant!
Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card new
£2.75
6 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Whore (Letterword Range) Whore (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Erection Pills Erection Pills
£2.75
11 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
One More Thing - Rude Greeting Card One More Thing - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
37 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Fuck Off (Letterword Range) Fuck Off (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
I Love Cock - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Cock - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
1 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Bon Voyage - Rude Leaving Bon Voyage Card Bon Voyage - Rude Leaving Bon Voyage Card
£2.60
£2.60
43 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.

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This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the BITCH! version

...more

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

H Is For - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

Great humorous Mother's Day card with art & font work from Jamie Mitchell. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board complete with brown kraft envelope. Made in the UK.

This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Twat" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a zebra from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Ideas Meeting From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than ...more
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - No More Sex - Rant!

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.