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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Happy Anniversary From Your Amazing Husband - Humorous Anniversary Card Happy Anniversary From Your Amazing Husband - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Anniversary Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Bon Voyage - Rude Leaving Bon Voyage Card Bon Voyage - Rude Leaving Bon Voyage Card
£2.60
1 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
16 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Shark Infested Sea - Humorous Greeting Card Shark Infested Sea - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
General Fuckery - Humorous Greeting Card General Fuckery - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel 364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.20
6 in stock
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us.
Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
That Shit Tray Aint Gonna Empty Itself (Lionel Range) - Rude Birthday Card That Shit Tray Aint Gonna Empty Itself (Lionel Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Love related card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card by Icon Publishing Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card by Icon Publishing
£2.75
3 in stock
A funny greeting card from Icon's Blush greeting card range. All Blush greeting cards come with a white envelope and are individually cello-wrapped. Sized at 120 x 170mm, Blush greeting cards are printed on a premium silk-coated board including a spot varnish and are blank inside.
Work At The Weekend - Humorous Greeting Card Work At The Weekend - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Whore (Letterword Range) Whore (Letterword Range)
£2.20
5 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Team Player - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Medical Tests  - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Medical Tests - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Tit (Letterword Range) Tit (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Valentines Day - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Twat - Humorous Greeting Card Twat - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
18 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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Rude Humour Anniversary Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us.
Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This is a super cute, yet witty Love related card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
A funny greeting card from Icon's Blush greeting card range. All Blush greeting cards come with a white envelope and are individually cello-wrapped. Sized at 120 x 170mm, Blush greeting cards are printed on a premium silk-coated board including a spot varnish and are blank inside.
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Team Player - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Valentines Day - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.