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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Dry Mount Colour - Humorous Greetings Card by Corrina Rothwell Dry Mount Colour - Humorous Greetings Card by Corrina Rothwell
£2.75
12 in stock
Dry Mount - a must have card for anybody working in picture framing!

From publisher Corrina Rothwell, these delightful cards come from her 'Absurdities' range and are designed and printed in the UK on FSC certified card.

Measuring 150mm square, the card comes with a 100% recycled brown kraft envelope and is blank inside for your own message.

The Absurdities collection of
Erection Pills Erection Pills
£2.75
11 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Banjo - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Banjo - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards.

This card says "Happy Birthday, S'Pose" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Five Years (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Five Years (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Whore (Letterword Range) Whore (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
1 in stock

Tourettes From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The UK With Paper From Responsible Sources. FSC Certified.

He Felt A Right Tit - Humorous Greeting Card He Felt A Right Tit - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is both unusual and funny! Blank inside for your own message.
Fuck Off (Letterword Range) Fuck Off (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
You & Your Gunt - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1663 You & Your Gunt - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1663
£2.95
2 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
Playful Little Growler - Humorous Greeting Card Playful Little Growler - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is both unusual and funny! Blank inside for your own message.
Cock (Letterword Range) Cock (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Useless Husband - Humorous Anniversary Card by Dave The Eagle Useless Husband - Humorous Anniversary Card by Dave The Eagle
£2.95
2 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
Untethered Bosoms - Humorous Greeting Card Untethered Bosoms - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card
£2.75
21 in stock
Just How Big Are You? See how your partner stacks up with this cheeky card. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Filthy Dirty Bum Queen - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards Filthy Dirty Bum Queen - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
4 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

On The Blob - Humorous Greeting Card On The Blob - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
24 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card new
£2.60
8 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card AA2094 Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card AA2094
£2.75
23 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card AA3833 Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card AA3833
£2.75
10 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

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