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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Ideas Meeting  - Modern Toss Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss
£2.75
3 in stock
Ideas Meeting From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Cow (Letterword Range) Cow (Letterword Range) save
£2.20
£0.66
Super Sale
11 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
No More Sex (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall No More Sex (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall save
£2.25
£0.67
Super Sale
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - No More Sex - Rant!
Five Years (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Five Years (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Knob (Letterword Range) Knob (Letterword Range)
£2.20
4 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Erection Pills Erection Pills save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
11 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
He Felt A Right Tit - Humorous Greeting Card He Felt A Right Tit - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is both unusual and funny! Blank inside for your own message.
Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
10 in stock
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
I Love Cock - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Cock - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
8 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Untethered Bosoms - Humorous Greeting Card Untethered Bosoms - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Monday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Monday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
13 in stock
Monday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
29 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
On The Blob - Humorous Greeting Card On The Blob - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
14 in stock
Friday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards AA1367 Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards AA1367
£2.60
7 in stock

Minimal card, maximum offence. Please send responsibly.


Sized at 105 x 150 mm, this card from Kiss Me Kwik will get the message across!

Let The Pork See The Pie - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pork See The Pie - Humorous Valentines Day Card new
£2.60
8 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card 20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card save
£2.50
£0.75
Super Sale
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Office Slapper - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1666 Office Slapper - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1666
£2.95
1 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
Happy Birthday Bitch - Rude Birthday Card AA3837 Happy Birthday Bitch - Rude Birthday Card AA3837
£2.75
4 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Je Bloody Taime - Funny Love Related Card Je Bloody Taime - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Filthy Dirty Licky Lesbo - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards Filthy Dirty Licky Lesbo - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
3 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card AA3845 Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card AA3845
£2.75
8 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Mankini - Funny Greeting Card BA2766 Mankini - Funny Greeting Card BA2766 new
£2.75
24 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

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Ideas Meeting From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - No More Sex - Rant!
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is both unusual and funny! Blank inside for your own message.
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Monday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Friday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Minimal card, maximum offence. Please send responsibly.


Sized at 105 x 150 mm, this card from Kiss Me Kwik will get the message across!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.