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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Parrots Lets Fuck - Humorous Valentines Day Card Parrots Lets Fuck - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Saggy Tits - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
£2.06
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Lets Wine Dine And 69 - Humorous Love Related Card Lets Wine Dine And 69 - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
£2.06
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Give It Six Months (Lionel) - Humorous Wedding Card I Give It Six Months (Lionel) - Humorous Wedding Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious Wedding card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
16 in stock
This funny Anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Hope Your Birthday Is Fucking Epic - Rude Birthday Card Hope Your Birthday Is Fucking Epic - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
£2.06
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Love You Sexy Fucker - Risque Anniversary Card I Love You Sexy Fucker - Risque Anniversary Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny Anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.75
4 in stock
Executive Burnout  - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Car Wanker - Rude Driving Test Card Car Wanker - Rude Driving Test Card supplier
£2.50
£1.75
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
1 in stock
Rude Humour Driving Test Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
13 in stock
Team Player - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
9 in stock
A funny greeting card from Icon's Blush greeting card range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Premium silk coated board including spot varnish Publisher - ICON
Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Huge C*ck - Humorous Greetings Card Huge C*ck - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Shit Harry Styles - Humorous Greetings Card Shit Harry Styles - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Funny greetings cards based on old fashioned art, with a slight twist... These old fashioned images come along with a hilarious little piece of text above. (most of hte time rude) Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Cum Sl*t - Greetings Card With Badge Cum Sl*t - Greetings Card With Badge save
£3.45
9 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Lets F*ck It Up - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer Lets F*ck It Up - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer save
£2.60
2 in stock
This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Let's Fuck It Up" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a lion from Laura Gee. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
You Are Fucking Awesome - Humorous Love Related Card You Are Fucking Awesome - Humorous Love Related Card new
£2.75
6 in stock
Simple, Read the small text because this card gets more exciting. - As you can tell, this card is a little rude... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards

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