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Rude Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greetings card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving a rude greeting card even more - perhaps even a really offensive greeting card!

We have a super range of rude & offensive greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of!  Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

DICK! - Concertina DICK! - Concertina
£3.95
5 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the DICK! version

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Rotten Eggs Rotten Eggs
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
Rotten Eggs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
You Guys Are Nuts - Mungo and Shoddy You Guys Are Nuts - Mungo and Shoddy
£2.50
31 in stock

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Lets F*ck It Up - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer Lets F*ck It Up - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Let's Fuck It Up" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a lion from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Banjo - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Banjo - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.50
3 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Stop Being A Cunt Stop Being A Cunt
£3.75
1 in stock

Designed by our friends at Smell Your Mum, professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card board with a lovely gloss covering for durability. Great quality – no flimsy rubbish!


The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches

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Pass Me The Salt (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Pass Me The Salt (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.50
4 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Whore (Letterword Range) Whore (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.50
7 in stock
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.50
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Fuck Off (Letterword Range) Fuck Off (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall 4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
5 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.50
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Cock (Letterword Range) Cock (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.40
£2.40
3 in stock
Suck My C*Ck From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Proposal - Rude Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Proposal - Rude Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
7 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than ...more
How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card
£2.75
21 in stock
Just How Big Are You? See how your partner stacks up with this cheeky card. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
I Love Minge - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Minge - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
5 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Bit Bored - Humorous Modern Toss Coaster Bit Bored - Humorous Modern Toss Coaster new
£3.75
1 in stock

A gloss finished, felt-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss.


Coaster size:

100mm square with rounded edges


Origin:

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Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.50
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards.

This card says "Happy Birthday, S'Pose" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Useless Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Useless Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
28 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

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Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the DICK! version

...more
Rotten Eggs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Let's Fuck It Up" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a lion from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Designed by our friends at Smell Your Mum, professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card board with a lovely gloss covering for durability. Great quality – no flimsy rubbish!


The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches

...more
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Suck My C*Ck From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than ...more
Just How Big Are You? See how your partner stacks up with this cheeky card. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

A gloss finished, felt-backed melamine coaster featuring artwork from the scurrilous, global cult comic Modern Toss.


Coaster size:

100mm square with rounded edges


Origin:

...more
Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards.

This card says "Happy Birthday, S'Pose" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.