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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Loves Me Despite My Wobbly Bits - Humorous Valentines Card Loves Me Despite My Wobbly Bits - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Still Think You Are A Twat - Humorous Thank You Card Still Think You Are A Twat - Humorous Thank You Card
£2.60
4 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card
£3.45
9 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant New Baby cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Sunday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Sunday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Sunday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Dee Licious In Brighton - Humorous Brighton Related Card Dee Licious In Brighton - Humorous Brighton Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
You Magnificent Bastard - Funny Birthday Card You Magnificent Bastard - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Hilarious Birthday card. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
So Alone - Humorous Wedding Card So Alone - Humorous Wedding Card
£2.60
15 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Valentines cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Thursday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Thursday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
13 in stock
Thursday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Ida Fuctit - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Ida Fuctit - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Daddys Home (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card Daddys Home (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
16 in stock
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Wank Me Off - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge Wank Me Off - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge
£3.45
8 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Well Done Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card Well Done Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design! This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They come complete with a 100% recycled brown envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Tess Tickles - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Tess Tickles - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) love
£2.50
43 in stock
Hilarious Cat humour and one of our best sellers here at Creased Cards. Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Total Penis - Humorous Birthday Card Total Penis - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Birthday Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
#DIY Fuckwit - Risque Greeting Card #DIY Fuckwit - Risque Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock
Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
The Last Supper (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Last Supper (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Proposal - Rude Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Proposal - Rude Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
Huge C*ck - Humorous Greetings Card Huge C*ck - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

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Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant New Baby cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Sunday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Hilarious Birthday card. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Valentines cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Thursday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design! This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They come complete with a 100% recycled brown envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Hilarious Cat humour and one of our best sellers here at Creased Cards. Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Birthday Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.