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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card AA3908 I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card AA3908
£2.60
£2.60
24 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Oi! C*nt - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards Oi! C*nt - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
29 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Fucking Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card Fucking Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock

Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design!


This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They

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Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Happy Birthday Grey Pubes - Rude Birthday Card AA3314 Happy Birthday Grey Pubes - Rude Birthday Card AA3314
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Twat - Rude Greeting Card Twat - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

I Love Bumsex - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Bumsex - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
7 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

In Awe Of Your Vagina - Humorous New Baby Card In Awe Of Your Vagina - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.75
5 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
11 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card by Buddy Fernandez I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
10 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Congrats On Your Fancy New Home - Humorous New Home Card Congrats On Your Fancy New Home - Humorous New Home Card new
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
Colourful and straight to the point - tell the recipient quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.
To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

Amazing Age - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Amazing Age - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Birthday Checklist (Wine) - Humorous Birthday Card AA3941 Birthday Checklist (Wine) - Humorous Birthday Card AA3941
£2.75
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Cheap and Nasty - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range Cheap and Nasty - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range
£2.50
4 in stock
Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder - Love Related Humorous Greeting Card Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder - Love Related Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


.Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK.

Celebrities - Humorous 40th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
48 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

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Cupid Stunt - Humorous Valentines Card Cupid Stunt - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
2 in stock

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

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Je Bloody Taime - Funny Love Related Card Je Bloody Taime - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Beard Beard
£2.75
3 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


.Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

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Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design!


This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They

...more

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Colourful and straight to the point - tell the recipient quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


.Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

...more

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

...more
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


.Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.