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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Still Think You Are A Twat - Humorous Thank You Card Still Think You Are A Twat - Humorous Thank You Card
£2.60
9 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
My Only Interests - Humorous Greeting Card My Only Interests - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.60
17 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Shitty Fucking Card (#bothered) - Rude Greeting Card AA3841 Shitty Fucking Card (#bothered) - Rude Greeting Card AA3841
£2.75
28 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
10 in stock
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Genital Powers - Humorous New Baby Card Genital Powers - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.60
5 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
I Got You This Because - Humorous Birthday Card AA3080 I Got You This Because - Humorous Birthday Card AA3080
£2.75
1 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Sunday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Sunday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
15 in stock
Sunday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card AA2238 Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card AA2238
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving
Dieting - Funny Birthday Card AA3168 Dieting - Funny Birthday Card AA3168 new
£2.75
6 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words.


Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps - Rude Birthday Card AA3851 Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps - Rude Birthday Card AA3851
£2.75
10 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Thursday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Thursday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
14 in stock
Thursday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

No Present - Funny Greeting Card AA3173 No Present - Funny Greeting Card AA3173 new
£2.75
8 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 new
£2.60
19 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Appraisal From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150 mm

Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Degrees of Tiredness - Humorous Greeting Card Degrees of Tiredness - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

7 Billion People - Humorous Greeting Card 7 Billion People - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Reese With A Spoon - Funny Greeting Card Reese With A Spoon - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
14 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card AA3908 I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card AA3908
£2.60
15 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Male Car Mechanics (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Male Car Mechanics (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall save
£2.25
£0.67
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Male Car Mechanics - Rant!
Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card new
£2.60
6 in stock
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
Tenner - Humorous Birthday Card AA2415 Tenner - Humorous Birthday Card AA2415
£3.25
20 in stock
Inside this card is a Tenna Pad! An A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

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This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Sunday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words.


This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Thursday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Appraisal From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150 mm

Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Male Car Mechanics - Rant!
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
Inside this card is a Tenna Pad! An A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.