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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Celebrities - Humorous 60th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 60th Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Stop Being A Cunt Stop Being A Cunt
£3.75
1 in stock

Designed by our friends at Smell Your Mum, professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card board with a lovely gloss covering for durability. Great quality – no flimsy rubbish!


The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches

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Persistence (Good Things Range) - Funny Good Luck Card Persistence (Good Things Range) - Funny Good Luck Card
£2.50
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Happy Fucking Birthday Cupcake - Rude Greeting Card Happy Fucking Birthday Cupcake - Rude Greeting Card
£2.50
6 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Birthday Poem - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Poem - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! How many insults can we fit on one card! A super Birthday card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) love
£2.50
26 in stock

Card from a new range of great cat & dog based humour.  Measuring 120 x 170 mm, it comes with envelope and is cello wrapped.

Miserable Old Git - Humorous Birthday Card Miserable Old Git - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.50
7 in stock
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Fancy The Shit Out Of You - Humorous Valentines Card Fancy The Shit Out Of You - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.50
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is 140mm square and printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving, it is blank inside for your additional words.
Hate You A Little Less Today - Humorous Anniversary Card Hate You A Little Less Today - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.50
5 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Intelligent Career Woman (On The Prowl Range) - Funny Greeting Card Intelligent Career Woman (On The Prowl Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.50
8 in stock

Another great range of cards from publishers Cardmix, this is 'On The Prowl'. Super cat related humour which goes down well with feline lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 120mm x 172mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Match (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Match (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Match - Rant!
Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
4 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
The Pre-Wash (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Pre-Wash (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
12 in stock

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Rumba Rumba
£2.50
9 in stock
From Paperlink.
30 Today&Oh Shit - Sketch Humour Range 30 Today&Oh Shit - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
50 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card
£2.50
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving
After The Guests Have Left (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card After The Guests Have Left (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Lesbianism - Funny Greeting Card Lesbianism - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.50
2 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card by Icon Publishing Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card by Icon Publishing
£2.50
6 in stock
A funny greeting card from Icon's Blush greeting card range. All Blush greeting cards come with a white envelope and are individually cello-wrapped. Sized at 120 x 170mm, Blush greeting cards are printed on a premium silk-coated board including a spot varnish and are blank inside.
Wanker (Letterword Range) Wanker (Letterword Range)
£2.20
8 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!

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This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

Designed by our friends at Smell Your Mum, professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card board with a lovely gloss covering for durability. Great quality – no flimsy rubbish!


The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches

...more
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! How many insults can we fit on one card! A super Birthday card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.

Card from a new range of great cat & dog based humour.  Measuring 120 x 170 mm, it comes with envelope and is cello wrapped.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is 140mm square and printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving, it is blank inside for your additional words.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

Another great range of cards from publishers Cardmix, this is 'On The Prowl'. Super cat related humour which goes down well with feline lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 120mm x 172mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Match - Rant!
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
From Paperlink.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

A funny greeting card from Icon's Blush greeting card range. All Blush greeting cards come with a white envelope and are individually cello-wrapped. Sized at 120 x 170mm, Blush greeting cards are printed on a premium silk-coated board including a spot varnish and are blank inside.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!