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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

Mr and Mrs Highly Doable Congrats On The Wedding Guys - Humorous Wedding Day Card Mr and Mrs Highly Doable Congrats On The Wedding Guys - Humorous Wedding Day Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Wedding card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Weighty Eighty - Humorous 80th Birthday Card Weighty Eighty - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Oh Forget it, Happy Birthday." Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsi…
Gerbils Are Cute And Cuddly - Humorous Greeting Card Gerbils Are Cute And Cuddly - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Animals have personalities too? They aren't all just the same! Just like this one... Inside  - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Birthday Back Massage Voucher - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Back Massage Voucher - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
13 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for a divorce. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Celebrities - Humorous 40th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "... they are all quite talented, not bad looking and have enormous sexual magnetism  - so best not get your hopes up. Best not to get too stressed…
Two Up The Bum Double The Fun - Rude Greeting Card Two Up The Bum Double The Fun - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Dick With A Degree - Humorous Graduation Card Dick With A Degree - Humorous Graduation Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Present - Humorous Greeting Card Present - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Poo. Tits. Ronaldo. (Sorry - but I just Can't be bothered anymore. It's Poundshop for you from now on.) Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrap…
Belle Ende - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Belle Ende - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
You Magnificent Bastard - Funny Birthday Card You Magnificent Bastard - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Hilarious Birthday card. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Tenner - Humorous Birthday Card Tenner - Humorous Birthday Card
£3.25
12 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message and a Tenner Pad Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "and now it seems you're ill as well. That should be fun for us all". Envelope - Matching envelope Size - 155mm Square Card TYpe - High Quality boar…
Wilma Fingadoo - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Wilma Fingadoo - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
You Kinky Bitch - Humourous Valentines Card You Kinky Bitch - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.75
11 in stock
These great Humourous Valentines Cards from How Funny are simple but impactful with their bright hand drawn illustrations and quirky humour. Give that special someone a giggle this Valentines Day. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - High quality from responsible sources Publisher - How Funny
TWAT! - Concertina TWAT! - Concertina save
£3.95
1 in stock
Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages. The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the TWAT! version and comes in the greeen colour - something for the those with an decent sense of humour! Printed on deluxe FSC certified c…
Shark Infested Sea - Humorous Greeting Card Shark Infested Sea - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.75
2 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Rhea Entry - Humorous Drag Related Card Rhea Entry - Humorous Drag Related Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Humourous Valentines Card Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo love
£2.75
11 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
5 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik

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