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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
12 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
You Kinky Bitch - Humourous Valentines Card You Kinky Bitch - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.75
11 in stock
These great Humourous Valentines Cards from How Funny are simple but impactful with their bright hand drawn illustrations and quirky humour. Give that special someone a giggle this Valentines Day. Each card measures 105mm x 150mm (115 x 160 in envelope) They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message. Printed on quality responsibly sourced board.
Gigantic Head Ruined Vagina - Rude Mothers Day Card Gigantic Head Ruined Vagina - Rude Mothers Day Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card
£3.45
8 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant New Baby cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Knife You In The Ballocks - Humorous Greeting Card Knife You In The Ballocks - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Bess Twishes In Brighton - Humorous Brighton Related Card Bess Twishes In Brighton - Humorous Brighton Related Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
29 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Valentines cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall 4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
2 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Hove Actually - Humorous Brighton Related Card Hove Actually - Humorous Brighton Related Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card with a "Hove Actually" twist. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Daddys Home (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card Daddys Home (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
11 in stock
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
You Sexy Bitch - Humorous Valentine Card You Sexy Bitch - Humorous Valentine Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Clucky Clucky
£2.45
2 in stock
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 104 X 150 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) love
£2.50
54 in stock
Hilarious Cat humour and one of our best sellers here at Creased Cards. Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card best
£2.60
16 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.40
8 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
The Last Supper (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Last Supper (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
17 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Itchy Bum - Humorous Greeting Card Itchy Bum - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
You & Your Gunt - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle You & Your Gunt - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle
£2.95
1 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the fuck up! Prin…
Total Fucking Disaster (Shelf) - Humorous Greeting Card Total Fucking Disaster (Shelf) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
13 in stock
Total Fucking Disaster - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik

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This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
These great Humourous Valentines Cards from How Funny are simple but impactful with their bright hand drawn illustrations and quirky humour. Give that special someone a giggle this Valentines Day. Each card measures 105mm x 150mm (115 x 160 in envelope) They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message. Printed on quality responsibly sourced board.
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant New Baby cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Valentines cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card with a "Hove Actually" twist. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 104 X 150 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Hilarious Cat humour and one of our best sellers here at Creased Cards. Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the fuck up! Prin…
Total Fucking Disaster - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik