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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

Rhea Entry - Humorous Drag Related Card Rhea Entry - Humorous Drag Related Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creased's home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Wank Me Off Before You Go Go - Humorous Valentines Day Card Wank Me Off Before You Go Go - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest Valentines Cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Clucky Clucky
£2.45
2 in stock
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
Neither Of Us Wear The Trousers  - Humorous Love Related Card Neither Of Us Wear The Trousers - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Pole Dance - Humorous Modern Toss Valentines Card Pole Dance - Humorous Modern Toss Valentines Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Valentines Day - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Dry Mount Colour - Humorous Greetings Card by Corrina Rothwell Dry Mount Colour - Humorous Greetings Card by Corrina Rothwell
£2.75
1 in stock
Dry Mount - a must have card for anybody working in picture framing! The Absurdities collection of pictures were created for an exhibition. Corinna set herself the challenge of doing 50 small, quick drawings which were spontaneous and fun. She then chose the best for this great range of cards. From publisher Corrina Rothwell, these delightful cards come from her 'Absurdities' range Inside - Blank…
Happy Birthgay - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthgay - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Going Shopping - Funny Valentines Card Going Shopping - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Valentines cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Feeling Paw-ley - Risque Get Well Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Feeling Paw-ley - Risque Get Well Card (Cats Are Twats Range)
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Get well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Get Well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Sorry (Good Things Range) - Funny Sorry Card Sorry (Good Things Range) - Funny Sorry Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Erection Pills Erection Pills
£2.75
16 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
Cher MaChips - Humorous Drag Related Card (Brighton) Cher MaChips - Humorous Drag Related Card (Brighton)
£2.75
9 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175mm x 125mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold
You Sexy Bitch - Humorous Valentine Card You Sexy Bitch - Humorous Valentine Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
21 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
1 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! from the Letterword Range Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez

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