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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Van Goth - Funny Greeting Card Van Goth - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
6 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Old Enough To Remember...Basic Instinct - Rude Birthday Card AA3859 Old Enough To Remember...Basic Instinct - Rude Birthday Card AA3859 new
£2.60
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Sheep Sheep
£2.60
4 in stock
From Paperlink.
Look After Yourself - Humorous Greeting Card BA2405 Look After Yourself - Humorous Greeting Card BA2405
£2.75
11 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and comes with a red and white envelope.

Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
4 in stock
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Teenage Aliens (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Teenage Aliens (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Lots Of People Who Signed This Dont Know You - Humorous Greeting Card AA3909 Lots Of People Who Signed This Dont Know You - Humorous Greeting Card AA3909
£2.60
2 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Erection Pills Erection Pills
£2.75
11 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
Seven Complaints - Humorous Greeting Card Seven Complaints - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

DICK! - Concertina DICK! - Concertina
£3.95
4 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the DICK! version

80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card 80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
31 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards.

This card says "Happy Birthday, S'Pose" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
In Awe Of Your Vagina - Humorous New Baby Card In Awe Of Your Vagina - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.60
1 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Itchy Bum - Humorous Greeting Card Itchy Bum - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock

Wolverine plus itchy bumhole - can only mean trouble!


This card measures 104 x 150 mm and is left blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope.


It is produced in the UK with paper

New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
2 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Sorry About The Stretch Marks - Humorous Mothers Day Card Sorry About The Stretch Marks - Humorous Mothers Day Card new
£2.75
3 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

You Sick Bastard - Humorous Get Well Card by Buddy Fernandez You Sick Bastard - Humorous Get Well Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Get Well Soon" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
15 in stock

This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Thoughts Ideas and Willy Drawings - Buddy Fernandez Notebook Thoughts Ideas and Willy Drawings - Buddy Fernandez Notebook
£6.95
13 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1441 Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1441
£2.60
13 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. The best way to send belated birthday wishes!  


This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

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