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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Moaner Lisa - Funny Greeting Card Moaner Lisa - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
7 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card AA3861 Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card AA3861 new
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

Ostrich (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Ostrich (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
9 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
7 Billion People - Humorous Greeting Card 7 Billion People - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card 80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.50
4 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card Old Enough To Not Give A Damn - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
11 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Total Penis - Humorous Birthday Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards AA0249 Total Penis - Humorous Birthday Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards AA0249
£2.60
11 in stock
Total P*Nis From Kissmekwik. . This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Now For Your Present - Funny Greeting Card BA2767 Now For Your Present - Funny Greeting Card BA2767 new
£2.75
3 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
6 in stock
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
6 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Birthday Checklist (Wine) - Humorous Birthday Card AA3941 Birthday Checklist (Wine) - Humorous Birthday Card AA3941
£2.75
1 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall 4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall save
£2.25
£0.67
Super Sale
4 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
50 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

FUCKER! - Concertina FUCKER! - Concertina
£3.95
9 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the FUCKER! version

Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
40 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

Got Everything AA0473 Got Everything AA0473
£2.60
13 in stock
From Paperlink.
Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
24 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card best
£2.60
13 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
46 in stock

This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble!


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is

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From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Total P*Nis From Kissmekwik. . This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the FUCKER! version

Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

From Paperlink.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble!


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is