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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "... with parents like you she's sure to grow up happy, confident, loved, secure and warm hearted and that's success by anyone's standards". Envelop…
New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
3 in stock
New Arrival - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo love
£2.60
6 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Tom Jones Sex Bomb - Humorous Greetings Card Tom Jones Sex Bomb - Humorous Greetings Card
£3.75
8 in stock
This Hilarious card features Tom Jones and is from the Famous Faces range from Tache publishers. This range of hilarious cards features a double layered effect on the head of the character creating a bobble head effect. Inside - Card is left blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Comes with a matching envelope. Card Type - FSC Mix Size- 105 x 175 mm Publisher - Tache Crafts Ltd
Swing My Sausage Call Me Cecil - Risque Birthday Card Swing My Sausage Call Me Cecil - Risque Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Love Related card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Still Ugly  - Humorous Well Done Card Still Ugly - Humorous Well Done Card
£2.60
3 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Anne Teak - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Anne Teak - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Happy Birthday Bitch - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bitch - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for a divorce. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cheap and Nasty - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range Cheap and Nasty - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range
£2.50
3 in stock
Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician! Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
Dixie Normus - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Dixie Normus - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Doggy-Style (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Doggy-Style (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Never mind a Tesco club card - give an Official Gay Card!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope
Lou Buplove - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Lou Buplove - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.75
12 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Shitty Fucking Card (#bothered) - Rude Greeting Card Shitty Fucking Card (#bothered) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
16 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Bugger Off - Humorous Leaving Card Bugger Off - Humorous Leaving Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Leaving card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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