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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Thanks For Putting Up With Me - Love Related Card Thanks For Putting Up With Me - Love Related Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card star
£2.75
32 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Test of Time - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card Test of Time - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card save
£2.75
8 in stock
Aah, lovely dangly bits and all that! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Wilma Fingadoo - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Wilma Fingadoo - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Ostrich (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Ostrich (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
19 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Clumsy Fuckwit - Rude Get Well Card Clumsy Fuckwit - Rude Get Well Card
£2.60
36 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 30th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.75
7 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Shark Infested Sea - Humorous Greeting Card Shark Infested Sea - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.10
SUPER SALE 2019
2 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude new home card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Unicorns Are Serenely Elegant - Humorous Greeting Card BA2846 Unicorns Are Serenely Elegant - Humorous Greeting Card BA2846
£2.75
2 in stock
Animals have personalities too? They aren't all just the same! Just like this one... Inside  - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Clucky Clucky save
£2.45
£0.98
SUPER SALE 2019
2 in stock
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
#congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card #congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny new baby card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You Got Fingered By A T-Rex - Humorous Birthday Card You Got Fingered By A T-Rex - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
What Time - Humorous Valentines Card What Time - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
2 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
Good Luck Dont Fuck Up - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Dont Fuck Up - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Touch My Bits - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card Touch My Bits - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious love related card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Poo. Tits. Ronaldo. (Sorry - but I just Can't be bothered anymore. It's Poundshop for you from now on.) Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrap…

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