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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Everyone loves giving or receiving a funny greeting card, don't they?! Well, lots of us love giving an adult, risque, or even an offensive and insulting card even more!

We have a super range of adult & risque greeting cards here at Creased and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left hand menu - for example, you can filter bythings such as recipient type or occasion.

Have fun looking through our adult & risque humour greeting cards!

Fucking Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card Fucking Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock

Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design!


This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They

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Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
3 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Filthy Dirty Licky Lesbo - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards Filthy Dirty Licky Lesbo - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
2 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card 20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Randy Land - Humorous Valentines Card Randy Land - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
12 in stock
Take your loved one to Randy Land... These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
74 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card There is A U in Cunt - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Still Alive - Humorous Birthday Card AA1734 Still Alive - Humorous Birthday Card AA1734
£2.60
£2.60
11 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Wedding - Thought You Would Find This Useful Badge Card - Humorous Wedding Card Wedding - Thought You Would Find This Useful Badge Card - Humorous Wedding Card new
£3.75
2 in stock
Bring a smile to the face of the recipient with this straight to the point card, complete with useful badge. The card is printed on 325gsm uncoated card and comes with a white envelope. It is sized at 145mm when folded and the metal and plastic badge is 58mm in diameter.
Kama Sutra (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Rude Greeting Card Kama Sutra (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Clumsy Cunt - Rude Get Well Card Clumsy Cunt - Rude Get Well Card
£2.60
£2.60
70 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
8 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock
This is the Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik. The card is bright and colourful - and are uses a cute picture along with a clever and witty strapline for a very funny card. They measure 105 x 150mm and come with a matching boldly coloured envelope. Blank inside for your own message, the card is printed in the UK and comes on FSC accredited board.
Congrats On Being My Wife - Humorous Love Related Card Congrats On Being My Wife - Humorous Love Related Card new
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock
Colourful and straight to the point - tell your beloved quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.
Dyslexic - Funny Greeting Card AA2917 Dyslexic - Funny Greeting Card AA2917 new
£2.75
11 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Weighty Eighty - Humorous 80th Birthday Card Weighty Eighty - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Darh Ling Relax - Humorous Birthday Card AA3942 Darh Ling Relax - Humorous Birthday Card AA3942 new
£2.75
3 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
5 in stock

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

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Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Plain On The Outside - Funny Birthday Card Plain On The Outside - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.75
12 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Celebrities - Humorous 60th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 60th Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Ideas For Things I Would Rather Be Doing - Buddy Fernandez Notebook Ideas For Things I Would Rather Be Doing - Buddy Fernandez Notebook new
£6.95
£6.95
2 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

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Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design!


This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They

...more

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Take your loved one to Randy Land... These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Bring a smile to the face of the recipient with this straight to the point card, complete with useful badge. The card is printed on 325gsm uncoated card and comes with a white envelope. It is sized at 145mm when folded and the metal and plastic badge is 58mm in diameter.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This is the Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik. The card is bright and colourful - and are uses a cute picture along with a clever and witty strapline for a very funny card. They measure 105 x 150mm and come with a matching boldly coloured envelope. Blank inside for your own message, the card is printed in the UK and comes on FSC accredited board.
Colourful and straight to the point - tell your beloved quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

...more
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.