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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Veggie Sausages (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Veggie Sausages (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
2 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Veggie Sausages - Rant!
Twat - Rude Greeting Card Twat - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
4 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

21 Today! Get a Job And Get Out - Humorous 21st Birthday Card 21 Today! Get a Job And Get Out - Humorous 21st Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Sorry For Being A Dick - Humorous Sorry Card by Buddy Fernandez Sorry For Being A Dick - Humorous Sorry Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
What Time - Humorous Valentines Card What Time - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
4 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
Welcome To Your Late Twenties - Humorous Birthday Card Welcome To Your Late Twenties - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Birthday dinner - Little Reminder Card Birthday dinner - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
7 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple.

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Still Love You When You Have A Piss Bag - Rude Love Related Card Still Love You When You Have A Piss Bag - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Hows He Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Boy Card Hows He Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Boy Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
10 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Wolf Whistling (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Wolf Whistling (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
2 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Wolf Whistling - Rant!
Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Cunt - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
11 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Dirty Flirty Thirty - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Dirty Flirty Thirty - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Shop - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Shop - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
17 in stock
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Looking Hot At 60 - Sketch Humour Range Looking Hot At 60 - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
19 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Graduation Speech -  Humorous Graduation Card Graduation Speech - Humorous Graduation Card
£2.75
3 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

A Happy Birthday - Greetings Card by Big Jon (The Perfect Card Range) A Happy Birthday - Greetings Card by Big Jon (The Perfect Card Range)
£2.50
4 in stock
Searching high and low for the perfect card? Your search ends here.

This is the "A Happy Birthday" Greetings Card - from The Perfect Card Range by Big Jon. The cards are bold and colourful - using a simple design to effetively deliver your message.

They measure 120 x 170mm and come with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message, the cards are printed in the UK ...more
Sorry Your Breath Always Smells Of Tuna - Rude Lesbian Related Card Sorry Your Breath Always Smells Of Tuna - Rude Lesbian Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Polite Notice -  Rude Greeting Card Polite Notice - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
15 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Happiness - Humorous Greeting Card Happiness - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Awesome School Mums (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Awesome School Mums (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
2 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Awesome School Mums - Rant!
Sorry About The Stretch Marks - Humorous Mothers Day Card Sorry About The Stretch Marks - Humorous Mothers Day Card new
£2.75
8 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Never mind a Tesco club card - give an Official Gay Card!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope

Merci Beaucoup (Good Things Range) - Funny Thank You Card Merci Beaucoup (Good Things Range) - Funny Thank You Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

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From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Veggie Sausages - Rant!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple.

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Wolf Whistling - Rant!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Searching high and low for the perfect card? Your search ends here.

This is the "A Happy Birthday" Greetings Card - from The Perfect Card Range by Big Jon. The cards are bold and colourful - using a simple design to effetively deliver your message.

They measure 120 x 170mm and come with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message, the cards are printed in the UK ...more
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Awesome School Mums - Rant!

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Never mind a Tesco club card - give an Official Gay Card!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope

From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.