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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card AA2925 Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card AA2925 new
£2.75
13 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Daddy Cool with Sunglasses - Contemporary Fathers Day Card Daddy Cool with Sunglasses - Contemporary Fathers Day Card
£2.75
8 in stock

From Portolio cards, this is from their Artfolio range.  Sized at 140mm x 160mm, it comes with a brown craft paper envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card 80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
12 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Romantic Meal For One - Humorous Valentines Day Card Romantic Meal For One - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.75
5 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Doctor - Humorous Greeting Card AA2423 Doctor - Humorous Greeting Card AA2423
£3.25
11 in stock
A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Valentines (Cyanide & Happiness Valentines Card) Valentines (Cyanide & Happiness Valentines Card)
£2.75
10 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Dad, Im Pregnant (Good Things Range) - Humorous Dad Birthday Card BA1385 Dad, Im Pregnant (Good Things Range) - Humorous Dad Birthday Card BA1385
£2.75
19 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.60
£2.60
10 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

My Favourite Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card My Favourite Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card new
£2.60
£2.60
4 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Dad's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card BA2765 Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card BA2765 new
£2.75
18 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
3 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Rude Love Related Card Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
DICK! - Concertina DICK! - Concertina
£3.95
4 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the DICK! version

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Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
Suck My C*Ck From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Panther (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Panther (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Living For The Motherfucking Weekend - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Living For The Motherfucking Weekend - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Time To Get A Job - Humorous Exam Congratulations Card by Buddy Fernandez Time To Get A Job - Humorous Exam Congratulations Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Finger You Senseless - Rude Love Related Card Finger You Senseless - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
72 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Funny Cat Video - Humorous Greeting Card Funny Cat Video - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
25 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

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Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

From Portolio cards, this is from their Artfolio range.  Sized at 140mm x 160mm, it comes with a brown craft paper envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Dad's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

...more
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the DICK! version

...more
Suck My C*Ck From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.