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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
Suck My C*Ck From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
40ish 40ish
£2.45
6 in stock
Ishy card range from Splimple - humourous and perhaps a nice way of referring to someones advancing years!
To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

See Ya - Leaving Card by Icon Publishing See Ya - Leaving Card by Icon Publishing
£2.75
5 in stock

A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the silver envelope). This card is blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.

Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Tuesday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
No Handson - Funny Greeting Card No Handson - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Visualise Your Goal - Humorous Greeting Card Visualise Your Goal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Im Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Birthday Card Im Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.60
£2.60
9 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
1 in stock
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Pet Your Cat - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Pet Your Cat - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
1 in stock
PET YOUR CAT - You're that lady with 40 cats aren't you. Welcome back.
Gokwanish Gokwanish
£2.45
4 in stock
Ishy card range from Splimple - everythings all gone a bit Ishy! Dont miss the range of coasters too!
Success Success
£2.75
5 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

We Wouldve Got You A Nicer Card - Humorous Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez We Wouldve Got You A Nicer Card - Humorous Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But We Were Only Invited To The Evening Event" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Saturday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Reese With A Spoon - Funny Greeting Card Reese With A Spoon - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
6 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Let Me Lick Your Face - Love The Dog - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Let Me Lick Your Face - Love The Dog - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Can I Have A Treat Anyway (Love The Dog) - Humorous Greeting Card From The Dog Can I Have A Treat Anyway (Love The Dog) - Humorous Greeting Card From The Dog new
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board....145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Grammar Nazi - Humorous Greeting Card Grammar Nazi - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
4 in stock
READY MEAL - No point in cooking a romantic meal for 1. Give in to the microwave. Go on, reheat last night's guilty kebab- it's staring at you because it wants you�
Rotten Eggs Rotten Eggs
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
Rotten Eggs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
22 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Yoga Speech Bubbles - Humorous Greeting Card Yoga Speech Bubbles - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

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Suck My C*Ck From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Ishy card range from Splimple - humourous and perhaps a nice way of referring to someones advancing years!

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the silver envelope). This card is blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.

Tuesday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
PET YOUR CAT - You're that lady with 40 cats aren't you. Welcome back.
Ishy card range from Splimple - everythings all gone a bit Ishy! Dont miss the range of coasters too!

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But We Were Only Invited To The Evening Event" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Saturday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board....145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
READY MEAL - No point in cooking a romantic meal for 1. Give in to the microwave. Go on, reheat last night's guilty kebab- it's staring at you because it wants you�
Rotten Eggs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.