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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Adventure Before Dementia - Humorous Birthday Card Adventure Before Dementia - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
24 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
C*ck Hungry Slag - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards C*ck Hungry Slag - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
18 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card new
£2.75
8 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

See Clearly - Humorous Greeting Card See Clearly - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

Thuggs - Cartoon Card by Innabox Thuggs - Cartoon Card by Innabox save
£1.85
£0.55
1 in stock
These boots are bad! Are you a fan? Being blank inside and out this card allows you to write exactly what you like to fit any occasion! Gloss Cover Card: 150mmx150mm Blank inside for your own message White envelope
Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.60
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
I Love Minge - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Minge - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
8 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
£0.82
14 in stock
Friday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Boob Job - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Boob Job - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee save
£2.75
£0.82
4 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than
Feline The Love - Humorous Greetings Card by Nathan James Cards AA1707 Feline The Love - Humorous Greetings Card by Nathan James Cards AA1707
£2.60
9 in stock
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope
Happy Birthday You Massive Div - Humorous Birthday Card AA3642 Happy Birthday You Massive Div - Humorous Birthday Card AA3642 love
£2.60
11 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Long Faeces - Humorous Greeting Card Long Faeces - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
9 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Animals Have Feelings Too - Humorous Greetings Card Animals Have Feelings Too - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
5 in stock

“Animals Have Feelings” greeting card by Safely Endangered.

Card dimensions: 5×7″.

Packed in a cellophane bag with an envelope.

Blank inside.

40ish 40ish
£2.45
2 in stock
Ishy card range from Splimple - humourous and perhaps a nice way of referring to someones advancing years!
Shot By Now - Humorous Birthday Card AA2749 Shot By Now - Humorous Birthday Card AA2749
£2.60
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Up Yours - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards Up Yours - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards save
£3.45
£1.03
1 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Interpretive Dance - Humorous Greeting Card Interpretive Dance - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than
Are You Drunk? - Humorous Greetings Card by Nathan James Cards Are You Drunk? - Humorous Greetings Card by Nathan James Cards
£2.60
26 in stock
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope
In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.60
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Birthday - Humorous Greeting Card Birthday - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
15 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
VIP Area - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards VIP Area - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
10 in stock
Vip From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Gokwanish Gokwanish save
£2.45
£0.73
4 in stock
Ishy card range from Splimple - everythings all gone a bit Ishy! Dont miss the range of coasters too!
Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words

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From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

These boots are bad! Are you a fan? Being blank inside and out this card allows you to write exactly what you like to fit any occasion! Gloss Cover Card: 150mmx150mm Blank inside for your own message White envelope
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Friday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

“Animals Have Feelings” greeting card by Safely Endangered.

Card dimensions: 5×7″.

Packed in a cellophane bag with an envelope.

Blank inside.

Ishy card range from Splimple - humourous and perhaps a nice way of referring to someones advancing years!
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Vip From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Ishy card range from Splimple - everythings all gone a bit Ishy! Dont miss the range of coasters too!
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words