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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Complimentary Biscuit - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Complimentary Biscuit - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.50
5 in stock
Biscuit From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.50
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Knob (Letterword Range) Knob (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Graduation Speech -  Humorous Graduation Card Graduation Speech - Humorous Graduation Card
£2.75
3 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Get A Year Out Of This Card - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range Get A Year Out Of This Card - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range
£2.50
2 in stock
Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Eat Your Cake - Rude Birthday Card Eat Your Cake - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Triple Love Score Triple Love Score
£2.55
£2.55
2 in stock

Printed in the U.K. on FSC accredited stock, this great card is from Loveday Designs and comes with envelope and individually cello wrapped.

Successful Idea - Modern Toss Successful Idea - Modern Toss
£2.50
2 in stock
Work - Successful Idea From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card new
£2.50
9 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Sports TV Voucher - Fathers Day Loveday Sports TV Voucher - Fathers Day Loveday
£2.75
3 in stock
From Loveday Designs, this great card is sized at 175 x 125mm and printed on FSC Certified board
Poo In The Lounge - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Poo In The Lounge - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.50
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Congratulations on Your New Tits - Humorous New Baby Card Congratulations on Your New Tits - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.75
4 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.50
12 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Careless Whiskers - Humorous Greeting Card Careless Whiskers - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Erection Pills Erection Pills
£2.50
11 in stock
Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
Clucky Clucky
£2.45
3 in stock
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
Like A Cat - Humorous Love Related Card Like A Cat - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Daddy Cool with Sunglasses - Contemporary Fathers Day Card Daddy Cool with Sunglasses - Contemporary Fathers Day Card
£2.75
8 in stock

From Portolio cards, this is from their Artfolio range.  Sized at 140mm x 160mm, it comes with a brown craft paper envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Lick My Lolly - Valentines Day Card Lick My Lolly - Valentines Day Card
£2.75
11 in stock
The Lolly Card is fun for boys and girls. Embrace your cheeky side and let someone know how you feel at the same time. We find this card particularly effective if you attach a really lolly! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Happy Birthday Penis Face - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge Happy Birthday Penis Face - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge
£3.45
3 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

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Biscuit From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Printed in the U.K. on FSC accredited stock, this great card is from Loveday Designs and comes with envelope and individually cello wrapped.

Work - Successful Idea From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

From Loveday Designs, this great card is sized at 175 x 125mm and printed on FSC Certified board
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Another brilliant Modern Toss card! �The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope. �It is blank inside for your own message.
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.

From Portolio cards, this is from their Artfolio range.  Sized at 140mm x 160mm, it comes with a brown craft paper envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

The Lolly Card is fun for boys and girls. Embrace your cheeky side and let someone know how you feel at the same time. We find this card particularly effective if you attach a really lolly! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!