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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

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Bloody Caravans (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Bloody Caravans (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
2 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Bloody Caravans - Rant!
Jesus - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Jesus - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.50
6 in stock
Jesus From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Dirty Flirty Thirty - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Dirty Flirty Thirty - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.50
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Good Job They Dont Do Proper Background Checks - Humorous New Job Card by Buddy Fernandez Good Job They Dont Do Proper Background Checks - Humorous New Job Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.50
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Good Luck in the New Job Matey" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Poo In The Lounge - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Poo In The Lounge - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.50
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Pugs Not Drugs - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Pugs Not Drugs - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Me?  Annoying? - Little Reminder Card Me?  Annoying? - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
3 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card Youre Grumpy - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Friendship - Humorous Greeting Card Friendship - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
3 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall 4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
5 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Borrow 20 Quid  -  Modern Toss 20 Borrow 20 Quid - Modern Toss 20
£2.50
5 in stock
Borrow 20 Quid From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card Gay Magician - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Dont Tell Dad, But Youre Our Favourite Dont Tell Dad, But Youre Our Favourite new
£2.50
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Mum's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Lick My Lolly - Valentines Day Card Lick My Lolly - Valentines Day Card
£2.75
11 in stock
The Lolly Card is fun for boys and girls. Embrace your cheeky side and let someone know how you feel at the same time. We find this card particularly effective if you attach a really lolly! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Well Done Blah Fucking Blah - Rude Congratulations Card Well Done Blah Fucking Blah - Rude Congratulations Card
£2.75
7 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik
£2.50
2 in stock
This is the Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik. The card is bright and colourful - and are uses a cute picture along with a clever and witty strapline for a very funny card. They measure 105 x 150mm and come with a matching boldly coloured envelope. Blank inside for your own message, the card is printed in the UK and comes on FSC accredited board.
Lesbianism - Funny Greeting Card Lesbianism - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.50
2 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Exercise - Humorous Greeting Card Exercise - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
7 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Grandparents, Think (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Grandparents, Think (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Grandparents, Think - Rant!
Scratchy Scratchy
£2.45
2 in stock
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
Randy Land - Humorous Valentines Card Randy Land - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
12 in stock
Take your loved one to Randy Land... These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Throb - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Throb - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
40 in stock
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.

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This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

...more
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Bloody Caravans - Rant!
Jesus From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Good Luck in the New Job Matey" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Borrow 20 Quid From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

Boom boom! The old ones are always the best!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Mum's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
The Lolly Card is fun for boys and girls. Embrace your cheeky side and let someone know how you feel at the same time. We find this card particularly effective if you attach a really lolly! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

This is the Tight Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card By Kiss Me Kwik. The card is bright and colourful - and are uses a cute picture along with a clever and witty strapline for a very funny card. They measure 105 x 150mm and come with a matching boldly coloured envelope. Blank inside for your own message, the card is printed in the UK and comes on FSC accredited board.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Grandparents, Think - Rant!
Disgruntled - from Splimple. These cards are one our favs here at Creased. Cute on the outside, disgruntled on the inside!
Take your loved one to Randy Land... These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.