Skip to content

Search for something...

Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

PS If you're easily offended, then tick the CLEAN box on the left now to save your blushes!

Cat Got Yer Tongue (Colour) - Humorous Greeting Card Cat Got Yer Tongue (Colour) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
7 in stock

A lovely woman called Corinna Rothwell draws these quirky little things! They are sized ar 150mm square and are nice and bright! They have a brown kraft envelope and come cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own message and printed on gorgeous 300gsm matt card.

Smart Phone Smart Phone
£2.60
6 in stock
Smart Phone - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card new
£2.50
48 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.60
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Twit - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards Twit - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
6 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Cock (Letterword Range) Cock (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card AA3111 No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card AA3111
£2.75
2 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Rainbow Types Rainbow Types
£2.60
1 in stock

Great colourful rainbow greetings card.


A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK

Not Wearing Any Knickers - Humorous Greeting Card Not Wearing Any Knickers - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is both unusual and funny! Blank inside for your own message.
Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.75
3 in stock
Executive Burnout From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Lack The Depth and Warmth (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Lack The Depth and Warmth (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
43 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

40 Today. Least You Have Your Hair - Humorous 40th Birthday Card 40 Today. Least You Have Your Hair - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Statistically Your Chances Are 50/50 - Humorous Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez Statistically Your Chances Are 50/50 - Humorous Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But Heres To Your Happy Marriage" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Poof - Blank Greeting Card Poof - Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock
The Poof card has no hidden message. Using a fabulous bright pink, send you lover this fun card when they need a little magic in the their life. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
(Female) Dangerously Close To Being Old - Humorous Female Birthday Card (Female) Dangerously Close To Being Old - Humorous Female Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
4 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card has a message inside saying "Congratulations on your new baby" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Sulky Lobcock - Humorous Greeting Card Sulky Lobcock - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.
Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
14 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Keep Quiet - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Keep Quiet - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
6 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Keep Quiet
Jesus - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Jesus - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
5 in stock
Jesus From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
In The Closet - Humorous Gay Related Greeting Card In The Closet - Humorous Gay Related Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock

In the closet?  Been in the closet?  Just come out the closet?  Either way, this might just be the card for you! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect

Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
27 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
You`re So Gay - Humorous Greeting Card You`re So Gay - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
12 in stock
Lots of reasons to send this card! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Hello,

We are very sorry, but the browser you are visting us with is outdated and not complient with our website security.

Please upgrade your browser to a modern secure version to view our website.