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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Medical Tests  - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Medical Tests - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
I Still Definitely Would - Humorous Valentines Card I Still Definitely Would - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.60
£2.60
14 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Sports TV Voucher - Fathers Day Loveday Sports TV Voucher - Fathers Day Loveday
£2.75
3 in stock
From Loveday Designs, this great card is sized at 175 x 125mm and printed on FSC Certified board
Congrats On Your Fancy New Home - Humorous New Home Card Congrats On Your Fancy New Home - Humorous New Home Card new
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
Colourful and straight to the point - tell the recipient quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.
#DIY Fuckwit - Risque Greeting Card #DIY Fuckwit - Risque Greeting Card
£2.50
5 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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You Doughnut Know - Funny Valentines Card You Doughnut Know - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
COCK! - Concertina COCK! - Concertina
£3.95
5 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the COCK! version

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I Love You (Dog Sniffing) (Good Things Range) - Funny Love Related Card I Love You (Dog Sniffing) (Good Things Range) - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
12 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card AA2931 You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card AA2931
£2.60
£2.60
4 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Daddy Cool with Sunglasses - Contemporary Fathers Day Card Daddy Cool with Sunglasses - Contemporary Fathers Day Card
£2.75
8 in stock

From Portolio cards, this is from their Artfolio range.  Sized at 140mm x 160mm, it comes with a brown craft paper envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Useful Phrases (Pregnant) - Humorous Pregnancy Card Useful Phrases (Pregnant) - Humorous Pregnancy Card new
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
A fun card for the person in your life that has just started procreating and is in need of some pointers. Bring a smile to your new baby growing friends� faces amidst the joy of anticipating their bundle of joy by providing them with some handy insight into common responses to the questions they will now face. In glorious technicolour this card says everything that needs to be said. �Some Phrases ...more
Happy Dads Day Mother F*cker - Rude Fathers Day Card Happy Dads Day Mother F*cker - Rude Fathers Day Card
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

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Dot Matrix Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Dot Matrix Cunt - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
21! - Concertina 21! - Concertina
£3.95
3 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the milestone age 21

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock
Roses Are Red From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Persistence (Good Things Range) - Funny Good Luck Card Persistence (Good Things Range) - Funny Good Luck Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
The Alternative Mothers Day Card - Contemporary Mothers Day Card The Alternative Mothers Day Card - Contemporary Mothers Day Card new
£2.75
4 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

My Favourite Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card My Favourite Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card new
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Dad's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Happy Birthday Grey Pubes - Rude Birthday Card AA3314 Happy Birthday Grey Pubes - Rude Birthday Card AA3314
£2.60
£2.60
20 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Funny Cat Video - Humorous Greeting Card Funny Cat Video - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
28 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

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A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

From Loveday Designs, this great card is sized at 175 x 125mm and printed on FSC Certified board
Colourful and straight to the point - tell the recipient quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

...more
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the COCK! version

...more
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

From Portolio cards, this is from their Artfolio range.  Sized at 140mm x 160mm, it comes with a brown craft paper envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

A fun card for the person in your life that has just started procreating and is in need of some pointers. Bring a smile to your new baby growing friends� faces amidst the joy of anticipating their bundle of joy by providing them with some handy insight into common responses to the questions they will now face. In glorious technicolour this card says everything that needs to be said. �Some Phrases ...more

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

...more
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the milestone age 21

...more
Roses Are Red From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Dad's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.