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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Purrfectly Honest Purrfectly Honest
£2.60
2 in stock
Purrfectly Honest - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Dance (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card Dance (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
11 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Like A Beautiful Flower - Humorous Love Related Card Like A Beautiful Flower - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
3 in stock
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Statistically Your Chances Are 50/50 - Humorous Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez Statistically Your Chances Are 50/50 - Humorous Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But Heres To Your Happy Marriage" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Gutter Gash (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Gutter Gash (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
45 in stock

This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble!


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is

Favourite Bitch - Humorous Greeting Card Favourite Bitch - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
12 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
10 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card has a message inside saying "Congratulations on your new baby" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card AA3854 If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card AA3854
£2.75
6 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
I Spy - Humorous Greeting Card I Spy - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
3 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.

Your Stupid Illness - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Your Stupid Illness - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
32 in stock
Get Well From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Doggy-Style (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Doggy-Style (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
You Make The World Better - Humorous Love Related Card You Make The World Better - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
2 in stock
These cheery litle cards are adorned with a beautiful sentiment! Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
31 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card Depth & Warmth - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
I Fancy you - Little Reminder Card I Fancy you - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
2 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Old Enough To Remember...Political Correctness - Rude Birthday Card AA3860 Old Enough To Remember...Political Correctness - Rude Birthday Card AA3860 new
£2.60
15 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card AA2376 Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card AA2376
£2.60
38 in stock

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


Its Criminal - Humorous Birthday Card by Fourth Wall Its Criminal - Humorous Birthday Card by Fourth Wall save
£2.25
£0.67
Super Sale
1 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Its Criminal
Try Try Again (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card Try Try Again (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Kama Sutra (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Rude Greeting Card Kama Sutra (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Judas - Humorous Leaving Card by Buddy Fernandez Judas - Humorous Leaving Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "We'll Miss You" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card best
£2.60
21 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Me?  Annoying? - Little Reminder Card Me?  Annoying? - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
10 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
10 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

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Purrfectly Honest - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But Heres To Your Happy Marriage" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble!


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card has a message inside saying "Congratulations on your new baby" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.

Get Well From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
These cheery litle cards are adorned with a beautiful sentiment! Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.


From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Its Criminal
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "We'll Miss You" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.