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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card best
£2.60
7 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Go Away - Humorous Birthday Card AA2389 Go Away - Humorous Birthday Card AA2389
£2.75
2 in stock

This great humorous card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Sized at 150mm square, it comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.

My Word - Cucumiform My Word - Cucumiform
£2.50
1 in stock
Oh My Word: The Oh My Word range celebrates everything that is weird and wonderful about the English language. Oh My Word cards really do speak for themselves with a lovely old word on the front and the - sometimes odd, sometimes delightfully surprising - meaning on the back. Blank inside for your message.
P*ss Off - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer P*ss Off - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer
£2.60
6 in stock
This is the ununusal "Piss Off" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a cat from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
More People Like You - Humorous Love Related Card More People Like You - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
7 in stock
These cheery litle cards are adorned with a beautiful sentiment! Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Match Made In Heaven (Good Things Range) - Funny Wedding Card Match Made In Heaven (Good Things Range) - Funny Wedding Card
£2.75
11 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Degrees of Tiredness - Humorous Greeting Card Degrees of Tiredness - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Our friends at Ohh Deer have teamed up with various artists to create cute and funny cards sized at 148mm square.  They're printed on 280gsm white card and come with a brown envelope.

Teenage Aliens (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Teenage Aliens (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Cheap and Nasty - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range Cheap and Nasty - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range
£2.50
3 in stock
Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
On My Fucket List - Humorous Valentines Card On My Fucket List - Humorous Valentines Card new
£2.60
11 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

6570 Days Until You Get Your Life Back - Humorous New Baby Card 6570 Days Until You Get Your Life Back - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
7 in stock

Quirky little new baby card from publisher Objectables and a range based on numbers of days.


Sized at 105 x 150mm it comes blank inside with a white envelope.

Rumba Rumba
£2.60
36 in stock
From Paperlink.
Recreational Drugs Recreational Drugs
£2.60
17 in stock
Recreational Drugs - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

No Plans To Be Awesome - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range) No Plans To Be Awesome - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range)
£2.75
17 in stock
A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.
20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card 20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card 80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Some Of My Mates Fancy You - Humorous Mothers Day Card Some Of My Mates Fancy You - Humorous Mothers Day Card new
£2.60
13 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Mum's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Head To-Ma-Toes - Funny Valentines Card Head To-Ma-Toes - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
12 in stock
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
5 in stock
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
E-Z Lift Chair E-Z Lift Chair
£2.60
22 in stock
From Paperlink.
Sensitive Toothpaste Sensitive Toothpaste
£2.60
11 in stock
Sensitive Toothpaste - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder - Love Related Humorous Greeting Card Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder - Love Related Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


.Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK.

I Fancy Your Mum - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez I Fancy Your Mum - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

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