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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
9 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Poo In The Lounge - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Poo In The Lounge - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog new
£2.50
16 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Myself - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards I Love You Almost As Much As I Love Myself - Humorous Valentines Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.40
£2.40
4 in stock
Love You Almost As Much As I Love Myself From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
The Last Supper (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Last Supper (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
16 in stock

This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys', published by Cardmix.  It features some super humour from Alex Lowe and all cards are printed on great quality board.  Sized at 160mm square, they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

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Cheer up Petal - Little Reminder Card Cheer up Petal - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
14 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Alcohol Goes In, Fun Comes Out - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Alcohol Goes In, Fun Comes Out - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.50
13 in stock
Alcohol From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Love Sick - Gastroenteritis - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card Love Sick - Gastroenteritis - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.50
4 in stock

Bit of a dicky belly?   Is it love or just a dose of gastroenteritis?


Sized at 105 x 150mm, this quirky and cute little card comes blank inside with a white envelope.

I Love Anal - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Anal - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
1 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Well Done Blah Fucking Blah - Rude Congratulations Card Well Done Blah Fucking Blah - Rude Congratulations Card
£2.75
9 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Sex In Silence - Humorous New Baby Card Sex In Silence - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.50
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is 140mm square and printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving, it is blank inside for your additional words.

Glam Rock Glam Rock
£2.60
£2.60
14 in stock
Glam Rock - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Stop Being A Cunt Stop Being A Cunt
£3.75
4 in stock

Designed by our friends at Smell Your Mum, professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card board with a lovely gloss covering for durability. Great quality – no flimsy rubbish!


The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches

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Little Duck - Age 1 Birthday Card Little Duck - Age 1 Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
4 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.

Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Happy Birthday Me Old Beauty - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez Happy Birthday Me Old Beauty - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.50
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
40 and Fucking Fabulous - Risque 40th Birthday Card 40 and Fucking Fabulous - Risque 40th Birthday Card new
£2.50
3 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Happy Fucking Birthday Cupcake - Rude Greeting Card Happy Fucking Birthday Cupcake - Rude Greeting Card
£2.50
8 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Sausages Sausages
£2.50
8 in stock

"Sausages” greeting card by Safely Endangered.

Card dimensions: 5×7″.

Packed in a cellophane bag with an envelope.

Blank inside.

No More Sex (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall No More Sex (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - No More Sex - Rant!
Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.75
9 in stock
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Congratulations - Epic Range Congratulations - Epic Range
£2.75
16 in stock
This is part of the Epic! Range from Paperlink - and they are a great, bright way of sending that special message. Part-embossed with stand-out colours and design, these cards are sized at 152 x 176mm and come with a matching yellow envelope. Message inside reads Congratulations and leaves loads of space for your own words.
Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card new
£2.50
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Saggy Boob - Humorous Greetings Card - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Saggy Boob - Humorous Greetings Card - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.50
5 in stock
This is from a new range of cards by Smart Alex, part of Kiss Me Kwik cards.

Sized at 120 x 170mm, they come with a brightly coloured envelope.
New-Fangled Sticky Wings - Humorous Greeting Card New-Fangled Sticky Wings - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
6 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.

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This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Love You Almost As Much As I Love Myself From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys', published by Cardmix.  It features some super humour from Alex Lowe and all cards are printed on great quality board.  Sized at 160mm square, they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

...more
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Alcohol From Kissmekwik. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

Bit of a dicky belly?   Is it love or just a dose of gastroenteritis?


Sized at 105 x 150mm, this quirky and cute little card comes blank inside with a white envelope.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is 140mm square and printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving, it is blank inside for your additional words.

Glam Rock - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

Designed by our friends at Smell Your Mum, professionally manufactured and printed on special Greeting Card board with a lovely gloss covering for durability. Great quality – no flimsy rubbish!


The cards come sealed in cellophane with an envelope and measure 8 inches by 6 inches

...more
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.

Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

"Sausages” greeting card by Safely Endangered.

Card dimensions: 5×7″.

Packed in a cellophane bag with an envelope.

Blank inside.

From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - No More Sex - Rant!
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
This is part of the Epic! Range from Paperlink - and they are a great, bright way of sending that special message. Part-embossed with stand-out colours and design, these cards are sized at 152 x 176mm and come with a matching yellow envelope. Message inside reads Congratulations and leaves loads of space for your own words.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

This is from a new range of cards by Smart Alex, part of Kiss Me Kwik cards.

Sized at 120 x 170mm, they come with a brightly coloured envelope.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is both unusual and hilarious! Period Drama is a way youve never seen before!. Blank inside for your own message.