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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Miley Cyrus (Twerk) - Unusual Character Greeting Card Miley Cyrus (Twerk) - Unusual Character Greeting Card new
£3.75
7 in stock

This card features Miley Cyrus and is from the Famous Faces range from Tache publishers.  The card is sized at 125 x 174 mm and features a double layered effect on the head of the character.  It is blank inside for your own words and comes with envelope, cello wrapped.

Hate You A Little Less Today - Humorous Anniversary Card Hate You A Little Less Today - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.60
4 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
That Look Got It From Momma - Humorous Mothers Day Card That Look Got It From Momma - Humorous Mothers Day Card new
£2.75
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Happy Birthday - Age 2 Birthday Card AA2475 Happy Birthday - Age 2 Birthday Card AA2475
£2.60
5 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.

Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Dating Website - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Dating Website - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
1 in stock
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Happy Birthday Little Man - Childs Birthday Card BA2150 Happy Birthday Little Man - Childs Birthday Card BA2150
£2.60
11 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Toilet - Contemporary Humorous Card Toilet - Contemporary Humorous Card
£2.50
11 in stock

Card from a new range of great cat & dog based humour.  Measuring 120 x 170 mm, it comes with envelope and is cello wrapped.

InstaGran InstaGran
£2.60
18 in stock
This is from a great range of cards called A Colourful Mind from Paperlink cards. Sized at 127 x 178mm, they are blank inside for your own message and come with a brown kraft-type paper envelope.
Havent Killed Each Other - Humorous Anniversary Card Havent Killed Each Other - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a couple they clearly love each other. Blank inside for your own message.
Developmental Milestone - Humorous Birthday Card AA2218 Developmental Milestone - Humorous Birthday Card AA2218
£2.60
45 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Ideas For Things I Would Rather Be Doing - Buddy Fernandez Notebook Ideas For Things I Would Rather Be Doing - Buddy Fernandez Notebook
£6.95
15 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Bearthday - Age 7 Birthday Card AA2480 Bearthday - Age 7 Birthday Card AA2480
£2.60
5 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.

Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
I Went Out To Buy You A Birthday Card I Went Out To Buy You A Birthday Card
£2.75
40 in stock
From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect!

Sized at 125 x 200mm, the cards are printed on board that is responsibly sourced and comes with a colour co-ordinated green
21 + 39 (Whos Counting?) - Sketch Humour Range 21 + 39 (Whos Counting?) - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
10 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
The Pre-Wash (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card The Pre-Wash (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Your Balls Work - Humorous New Baby Card by Dave The Eagle Your Balls Work - Humorous New Baby Card by Dave The Eagle
£2.95
4 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
Zone Off Into Space - Humorous Greeting Card Zone Off Into Space - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is an unusual and funny way of expressing how they think our pet cats feel. Blank inside for your own message.
Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.75
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Wank Stain (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Wank Stain (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
43 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

Just Being Friendly (Colour) - Humorous Greetings Card Just Being Friendly (Colour) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
9 in stock
A lovely woman called Corinna Rothwell draws these quirky little things! They are sized ar 150mm square and are nice and bright! They have a brown kraft envelope and come cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own message and printed on gorgeous 300gsm matt card.
Love You.Com Love You.Com
£2.55
16 in stock
From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect!
Leaving (Lucky Bastard) - Sketch Humour Range Leaving (Lucky Bastard) - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
19 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Theres No I in Team - Rude Greeting Card Theres No I in Team - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
5 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

C*ck Hungry Slag - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards C*ck Hungry Slag - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
21 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

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This card features Miley Cyrus and is from the Famous Faces range from Tache publishers.  The card is sized at 125 x 174 mm and features a double layered effect on the head of the character.  It is blank inside for your own words and comes with envelope, cello wrapped.

This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.

Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
DATING WEBSITE - If a dating website can't save you, nothing can. Not worth another penny if you ask us.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Card from a new range of great cat & dog based humour.  Measuring 120 x 170 mm, it comes with envelope and is cello wrapped.

This is from a great range of cards called A Colourful Mind from Paperlink cards. Sized at 127 x 178mm, they are blank inside for your own message and come with a brown kraft-type paper envelope.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a couple they clearly love each other. Blank inside for your own message.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer.

Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect!

Sized at 125 x 200mm, the cards are printed on board that is responsibly sourced and comes with a colour co-ordinated green
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 150mm square card is an unusual and funny way of expressing how they think our pet cats feel. Blank inside for your own message.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

A lovely woman called Corinna Rothwell draws these quirky little things! They are sized ar 150mm square and are nice and bright! They have a brown kraft envelope and come cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own message and printed on gorgeous 300gsm matt card.
From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect!
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!