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Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Favourite Wife Valentine (Buddy Fernandez) - Humourous Valentines Card Favourite Wife Valentine (Buddy Fernandez) - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Have You Seen Mike Hunt? - Rude Greeting Card Have You Seen Mike Hunt? - Rude Greeting Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Chloroform - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Chloroform - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
53 in stock
From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?
Wind Beneath My Bingo Wings - Humorous Greeting Card Wind Beneath My Bingo Wings - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Dad, Thanks For Teaching Me How To Drive - Humorous Fathers Day card Dad, Thanks For Teaching Me How To Drive - Humorous Fathers Day card
£2.75
2 in stock
Super funny Fathers Day cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasan…
Hot Stuff (Says It With Flowers) - Funny Greeting Card Hot Stuff (Says It With Flowers) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
These cards are from the Says It With Flowers range and are cheeky wee things that have a hidden message. They are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.
Spider - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Spider - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.60
12 in stock
Spider - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
It Will Feel Like Home (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card It Will Feel Like Home (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.75
5 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 30th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Monet Laundering - Humorous Greetings Card Monet Laundering - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
15 in stock
It is just Claude Monet, doing his laundry. Nothing to see here. Part of the Silly Art range, which features some of the masters of the art world being seen in a new and sillier light.Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Mushroom brown Size - 150mm Square Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubs…
Together Forever - Contemporary Love Related Card Together Forever - Contemporary Love Related Card
£2.75
2 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Used To Babysit Yoda - Humorous Birthday Card Used To Babysit Yoda - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Lets Get Drunk - Humorous Valentines Day Card Lets Get Drunk - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
#congratufuckinglations Tie - Rude New Job Card #congratufuckinglations Tie - Rude New Job Card supplier
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
6 in stock
This funny new job card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Sympathy - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Sympathy - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
84 in stock
From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?
Hitching Your Trousers - Humorous 60th Birthday Card Hitching Your Trousers - Humorous 60th Birthday Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
My Favourite Bit (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card My Favourite Bit (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Bucket Hoop (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Bucket Hoop (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.50
50 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Bucket Hoop!
Throb - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Throb - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
35 in stock
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Valentines (Cyanide & Happiness Valentines Card) Valentines (Cyanide & Happiness Valentines Card)
£2.75
10 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Some Of My Mates Fancy You - Humorous Mothers Day Card Some Of My Mates Fancy You - Humorous Mothers Day Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Mothers Day card Inside - Happy Mum's Day Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Sun Burn - Humorous Greetings Card Sun Burn - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
Apply cold water to burnt area. Blank inside so feel free to complete the insult however you wish. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
You Look Like A Before Picture - Humorous Birthday Card You Look Like A Before Picture - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
12 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

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Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Super funny Fathers Day cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasan…
These cards are from the Says It With Flowers range and are cheeky wee things that have a hidden message. They are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.
Spider - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 30th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
It is just Claude Monet, doing his laundry. Nothing to see here. Part of the Silly Art range, which features some of the masters of the art world being seen in a new and sillier light.Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Mushroom brown Size - 150mm Square Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubs…
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This funny new job card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Bucket Hoop!
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Mothers Day card Inside - Happy Mum's Day Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Apply cold water to burnt area. Blank inside so feel free to complete the insult however you wish. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)