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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Happy Birthday Grey Pubes - Rude Birthday Card AA3314 Happy Birthday Grey Pubes - Rude Birthday Card AA3314
£2.60
£2.60
11 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Funny Cat Video - Humorous Greeting Card Funny Cat Video - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
25 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
BIDDY! - Concertina BIDDY! - Concertina
£3.95
3 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the BIDDY! version

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Pet Your Cat - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Pet Your Cat - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
1 in stock
PET YOUR CAT - You're that lady with 40 cats aren't you. Welcome back.
Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.40
9 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card AA2959 Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card AA2959 new
£2.60
£2.60
15 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Brow Bar Brow Bar
£2.75
10 in stock

Brow Bar is a great greetings card from Modern Toss.


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Co-ordinated Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: 104 X 150mm


Origin: Produced

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Happy You Better Make Me Cum Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy You Better Make Me Cum Day - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
10 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.75
7 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Bad Investment - Humorous New Home Card Bad Investment - Humorous New Home Card
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card AA3854 If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card AA3854 new
£2.75
3 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Love is a Dangerous Game - Humorous Greeting Card Love is a Dangerous Game - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
36 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter
Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
4 in stock
READY MEAL - No point in cooking a romantic meal for 1. Give in to the microwave. Go on, reheat last night's guilty kebab- it's staring at you because it wants you�
What Time - Humorous Valentines Card What Time - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
4 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
18 in stock

This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys', published by Cardmix.  It features some super humour from Alex Lowe and all cards are printed on great quality board.  Sized at 160mm square, they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

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Left At The Garage - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Left At The Garage - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
12 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Thank God We Both Love Vagina - Rude Lesbian Related Card Thank God We Both Love Vagina - Rude Lesbian Related Card new
£2.75
13 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
A Square Piece Of Card (Good Things Range) - Humorous Greeting Card A Square Piece Of Card (Good Things Range) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Hate You A Little Less Today - Humorous Anniversary Card Hate You A Little Less Today - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.60
£2.60
4 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card AA3908 I Tindered Your Mum - Humorous Birthday Card AA3908 new
£2.60
£2.60
10 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Youre Otterly Fabulous Youre Otterly Fabulous
£2.60
£2.60
4 in stock

You are 'Otterly Fabulous'!  And don't ya just know it!


This card is 104 x 105mm and comes with a great bright coloured matching envelope.  Blank inside for your own message.

Birthday Compliment - Woman To Woman Birthday Compliment - Woman To Woman
£2.75
1 in stock
From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect!

Sized at 125 x 200mm, the cards are printed on board that is responsibly sourced and comes with a colour co-ordinated green ...more
Looking Hot At 60 - Sketch Humour Range BA2191 Looking Hot At 60 - Sketch Humour Range BA2191
£2.75
19 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

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Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the BIDDY! version

...more
PET YOUR CAT - You're that lady with 40 cats aren't you. Welcome back.
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Brow Bar is a great greetings card from Modern Toss.


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Co-ordinated Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: 104 X 150mm


Origin: Produced

...more
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter
READY MEAL - No point in cooking a romantic meal for 1. Give in to the microwave. Go on, reheat last night's guilty kebab- it's staring at you because it wants you�
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!

This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys', published by Cardmix.  It features some super humour from Alex Lowe and all cards are printed on great quality board.  Sized at 160mm square, they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

...more

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

You are 'Otterly Fabulous'!  And don't ya just know it!


This card is 104 x 105mm and comes with a great bright coloured matching envelope.  Blank inside for your own message.

From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect!

Sized at 125 x 200mm, the cards are printed on board that is responsibly sourced and comes with a colour co-ordinated green ...more
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.