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Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card new
£2.50
44 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Cluster Cunt!
More Things I Like About You - Humorous Love Related Card More Things I Like About You - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Contemporary little cards with a gorgeous pink heart and a great little humourous sentiment on them. Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Old Enough To Remember...Photos Of Their Fucking Dinner - Rude Birthday Card Old Enough To Remember...Photos Of Their Fucking Dinner - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Aged to Perfection Aged to Perfection new
£2.75
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from The Art File. Sized at 120 x 170mm, the card has an emboss finish printed on brown textured board. This card comes with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own personal message.
Prince Charming - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Prince Charming - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
43 in stock
From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?
Channing Tantrum - Humorous Celebrity Based Greeting Card Channing Tantrum - Humorous Celebrity Based Greeting Card new
£2.75
9 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Motoring - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card Kitten With Prosecco - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Born To Stand Out - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range) Born To Stand Out - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range)
£2.75
3 in stock
A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.
Whose Mind Shall I Fuck With Today - Rude Greeting Card Whose Mind Shall I Fuck With Today - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Third Wheel, Cant Get Rid Of Me - Humorous Wedding Card Third Wheel, Cant Get Rid Of Me - Humorous Wedding Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Cockwomble (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Cockwomble (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
7 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cockwomble!
Rugby (Bit Like The Superbowl) - Humorous Sport Related Greeting Card Rugby (Bit Like The Superbowl) - Humorous Sport Related Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Herd Youre 21 - party til the cows come home Herd Youre 21 - party til the cows come home new
£2.75
6 in stock
This humorous 21st birthday card is from The Art File. Sized at 120 x 170mm, the card has an embossed cow design onto a lovely brown board. This card comes with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own personal message.
My Favourite Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card My Favourite Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card
£2.60
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Dad's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Donald Lump (Donald Trump) - Humorous Greeting Card Donald Lump (Donald Trump) - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.75
11 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Work At The Weekend - Humorous Greeting Card Work At The Weekend - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Trying To Woo You (Girl) - Funny Valentines Day Card Trying To Woo You (Girl) - Funny Valentines Day Card
£2.75
9 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Smoking Pipe - Happy Fathers Day Loveday Smoking Pipe - Happy Fathers Day Loveday
£2.75
1 in stock
From Loveday Designs, this great card is sized at 135 x 140mm and printed on FSC Certified board
How Do You Know If Someones Vegan - Humorous Greeting Card How Do You Know If Someones Vegan - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.60
10 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Youre A Bit Of Alright - Humorous Love Related Card Youre A Bit Of Alright - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Slag Tits (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
37 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Slag Tits!
Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…

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This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Cluster Cunt!
Contemporary little cards with a gorgeous pink heart and a great little humourous sentiment on them. Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This humorous birthday card is from The Art File. Sized at 120 x 170mm, the card has an emboss finish printed on brown textured board. This card comes with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own personal message.
From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Motoring - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cockwomble!
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This humorous 21st birthday card is from The Art File. Sized at 120 x 170mm, the card has an embossed cow design onto a lovely brown board. This card comes with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own personal message.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Happy Dad's Day" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
From Loveday Designs, this great card is sized at 135 x 140mm and printed on FSC Certified board
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Slag Tits!
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…