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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Briefcase - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Briefcase - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Pole Dance - Humorous Modern Toss Valentines Card Pole Dance - Humorous Modern Toss Valentines Card new
£2.75
8 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

I Love Anal - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards I Love Anal - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
9 in stock

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

Thank God We Both Love Vagina - Rude Lesbian Related Card Thank God We Both Love Vagina - Rude Lesbian Related Card new
£2.75
£0.82
Super Sale
12 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Ostrich (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Ostrich (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
12 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Better Late Than Ugly - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards Better Late Than Ugly - Humorous Greetings Card by Kiss Me Kwik Cards
£2.60
14 in stock
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope
Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card AA3845 Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card AA3845
£2.75
8 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Bang Tidy - Humorous Greeting Card Bang Tidy - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.60
£0.78
Super Sale
4 in stock
This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Accident - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Like A Jagerbomb - Humorous Love Related Card Like A Jagerbomb - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
5 in stock
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Love You Gays - Humorous Same-Sex Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez Love You Gays - Humorous Same-Sex Wedding Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Age 70 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card Age 70 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. These bold and bright cards are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.
80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card 80 Years Of Being Awesome - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.50
4 in stock

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card by Buddy Fernandez I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
15 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Its Not Me, Its You - Rude Greeting Card Its Not Me, Its You - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Present - Humorous Greeting Card Present - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.60
£0.78
Super Sale
2 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Ideas Meeting  - Modern Toss Ideas Meeting - Modern Toss
£2.75
3 in stock
Ideas Meeting From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Dad, Im Pregnant (Good Things Range) - Humorous Dad Birthday Card BA1385 Dad, Im Pregnant (Good Things Range) - Humorous Dad Birthday Card BA1385
£2.75
35 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Mythical Creature - Humorous Love Related Card Mythical Creature - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
5 in stock
These cheery litle cards are adorned with a beautiful sentiment! Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Keep Your Chin Up Your Beautiful Bastard - Thinking Of You Card by Buddy Fernandez Keep Your Chin Up Your Beautiful Bastard - Thinking Of You Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
51 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

One More Thing - Rude Greeting Card One More Thing - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
24 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Me, me, me - Little Reminder Card Me, me, me - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
4 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 new
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

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A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!

This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for many occasions for that special lesbian in your life. The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
From Kiss Me Kwik - a great card with matching envelope
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
These really cute cards are printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. These bold and bright cards are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.

Some of the funniest cards we stock - by our friends at Hunky Dory cards.  Sized at 120mm x 170mm, they come blank inside and cello wrapped for freshness!

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Ideas Meeting From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150Mm Origin: Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
These cheery litle cards are adorned with a beautiful sentiment! Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.