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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Happy Birthday Me Old Beauty - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1348 Happy Birthday Me Old Beauty - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1348
£2.60
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
22 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Eighteen! No More Fake ID - Humorous 18th Birthday Card Eighteen! No More Fake ID - Humorous 18th Birthday Card new
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Wank Me Off - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge Wank Me Off - Humorous Birthday Card With Badge
£3.45
11 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
Major Munter (Crude Stripe Range)- Rude Greeting Card Major Munter (Crude Stripe Range)- Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
47 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Major Munter!
Do You Like It Rough (Colour) - Humorous Greetings Card Do You Like It Rough (Colour) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.50
4 in stock
A lovely woman called Corinna Rothwell draws these quirky little things! They are sized ar 150mm square and are nice and bright! They have a brown kraft envelope and come cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own message and printed on gorgeous 300gsm matt card.
Grandparents, Think (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Grandparents, Think (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Grandparents, Think - Rant!
Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Stork - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Obedience Classes (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card Obedience Classes (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
21 in stock
From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Match Made In Heaven (Good Things Range) - Funny Wedding Card Match Made In Heaven (Good Things Range) - Funny Wedding Card
£2.75
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Poor Choices Fueled By Jagerbombs - Funny Birthday Card Poor Choices Fueled By Jagerbombs - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Brilliant funny card from our publisher friends, Bettie Confetti. This card is 105 x 150mm, embellished with something glittery or sparkly and comes blank inside for your own words. Kraft brown envelope included.
Forty? How The Shit Did That Happen? - Humorous 40th Birthday Card Forty? How The Shit Did That Happen? - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Let Me Lick Your Face - Love The Dog - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA2184 Let Me Lick Your Face - Love The Dog - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA2184
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Cockwomble (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Cockwomble (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
11 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cockwomble!
Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
15 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Male Car Mechanics (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Male Car Mechanics (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall save
£2.25
£0.67
Super Sale
2 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Male Car Mechanics - Rant!
Persistence (Good Things Range) - Funny Good Luck Card Persistence (Good Things Range) - Funny Good Luck Card
£2.75
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Some Babies Are Proper Ugly - Humorous New Baby Card Some Babies Are Proper Ugly - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1440 Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1440
£2.60
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Scrag Face  - Funny Birthday Card Scrag Face - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Brilliant funny card from our publisher friends, Bettie Confetti. This card is 105 x 150mm, embellished with something glittery or sparkly and comes blank inside for your own words. Kraft brown envelope included.
40th In Disguise - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card AA3681 40th In Disguise - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card AA3681 new
£2.75
1 in stock
Contemporary Milestone Age Card. Lyric Occasion greeting cards are printed on a premium uncoated matt board using special and metallic inks and are greeted inside. Lyric Occasion greeting cards come individually cello-wrapped with a charcoal grey envelope. Text inside reads Happy 40th Birthday
Still Think You Are A Twat - Humorous Thank You Card Still Think You Are A Twat - Humorous Thank You Card
£2.60
6 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Big Beastin Beef Curtains (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Big Beastin Beef Curtains (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
35 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Big Beastin' Beef Curtains!
Quote Unquote - Mungo and Shoddy Quote Unquote - Mungo and Shoddy
£2.60
6 in stock
This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

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Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn. �The card is sized at 150mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope. �Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Major Munter!
A lovely woman called Corinna Rothwell draws these quirky little things! They are sized ar 150mm square and are nice and bright! They have a brown kraft envelope and come cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own message and printed on gorgeous 300gsm matt card.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Grandparents, Think - Rant!
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork from Cyanide & Happiness. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
From publisher Cardmix, comes this card from their 'Off The Lease' range.  Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 160mm square they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Brilliant funny card from our publisher friends, Bettie Confetti. This card is 105 x 150mm, embellished with something glittery or sparkly and comes blank inside for your own words. Kraft brown envelope included.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... be a bit crude... Cockwomble!
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Male Car Mechanics - Rant!
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Brilliant funny card from our publisher friends, Bettie Confetti. This card is 105 x 150mm, embellished with something glittery or sparkly and comes blank inside for your own words. Kraft brown envelope included.
Contemporary Milestone Age Card. Lyric Occasion greeting cards are printed on a premium uncoated matt board using special and metallic inks and are greeted inside. Lyric Occasion greeting cards come individually cello-wrapped with a charcoal grey envelope. Text inside reads Happy 40th Birthday
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on... have a filthy though... Big Beastin' Beef Curtains!
This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.