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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Thoughts Ideas and Willy Drawings - Buddy Fernandez Notebook Thoughts Ideas and Willy Drawings - Buddy Fernandez Notebook
£6.95
7 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

FUCKER! - Concertina FUCKER! - Concertina
£3.95
9 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the FUCKER! version

My Word - Mistpouffer My Word - Mistpouffer save
£2.50
£0.75
Super Sale
2 in stock
Oh My Word: The Oh My Word range celebrates everything that is weird and wonderful about the English language. Oh My Word cards really do speak for themselves with a lovely old word on the front and the - sometimes odd, sometimes delightfully surprising - meaning on the back. Blank inside for your message.
Passed (Did You Cheat?) Passed (Did You Cheat?)
£2.75
13 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card AA2959 Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card AA2959 new
£2.60
7 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card AA1404 Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card AA1404
£2.75
2 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Hows He Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Boy Card Hows He Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Boy Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Disagree - Humorous Greeting Card Disagree - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
13 in stock

Disagree.   A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

Wank Stain (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Wank Stain (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
36 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

BDAY! - Concertina BDAY! - Concertina
£3.95
1 in stock

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the B'DAY! version

Sheep Sheep
£2.60
3 in stock
From Paperlink.
Bitch (Letterword Range) Bitch (Letterword Range) save
£2.20
£0.66
Super Sale
4 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock

This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys', published by Cardmix.  It features some super humour from Alex Lowe and all cards are printed on great quality board.  Sized at 160mm square, they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

When Youre Laughing - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range) When Youre Laughing - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range)
£2.75
2 in stock
A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.
Miley Cyrus (Twerk) - Unusual Character Greeting Card Miley Cyrus (Twerk) - Unusual Character Greeting Card new
£3.75
4 in stock

This card features Miley Cyrus and is from the Famous Faces range from Tache publishers.  The card is sized at 125 x 174 mm and features a double layered effect on the head of the character.  It is blank inside for your own words and comes with envelope, cello wrapped.

Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

Piss Flaps (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card Piss Flaps (Crude Stripe Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.50
41 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

Peking Duck - Humorous Greeting Card Peking Duck - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
5 in stock

A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

Chloroform - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Chloroform - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
60 in stock

From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?

Tosser (Letterword Range) Tosser (Letterword Range) save
£2.20
£0.66
Super Sale
4 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Litter Tray (On The Prowl Range) - Funny Greeting Card Litter Tray (On The Prowl Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.50
9 in stock

Another great range of cards from publishers Cardmix, this is 'On The Prowl'. Super cat related humour which goes down well with feline lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 120mm x 172mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

I Bet You Leave This In The Pub - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez I Bet You Leave This In The Pub - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
20 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Havent Killed Each Other - Humorous Anniversary Card Havent Killed Each Other - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.75
1 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a couple they clearly love each other. Blank inside for your own message.
Excited - Humorous Greeting Card by Buddy Fernandez AA2183 Excited - Humorous Greeting Card by Buddy Fernandez AA2183
£2.60
12 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

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Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the FUCKER! version

Oh My Word: The Oh My Word range celebrates everything that is weird and wonderful about the English language. Oh My Word cards really do speak for themselves with a lovely old word on the front and the - sometimes odd, sometimes delightfully surprising - meaning on the back. Blank inside for your message.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

Disagree.   A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

Word Up! range is the debut collection from new publisher Your Type Studio, a completely new concept of free standing typographic messages.


The cards spell out messages for many different occasions and sentiments, often in playful and witty ways.  This is for the B'DAY! version

From Paperlink.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!

This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys', published by Cardmix.  It features some super humour from Alex Lowe and all cards are printed on great quality board.  Sized at 160mm square, they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.

This card features Miley Cyrus and is from the Famous Faces range from Tache publishers.  The card is sized at 125 x 174 mm and features a double layered effect on the head of the character.  It is blank inside for your own words and comes with envelope, cello wrapped.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!


This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Coloured Envelope.


Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 x150mm


Origin: Produced In

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

A great card which comes blank inside for your own message along with a brightly coloured envelope. Sized at 104 x 150mm this card is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources - FSC certified.

From publisher Big Jon, is there any need for a description?

Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!

Another great range of cards from publishers Cardmix, this is 'On The Prowl'. Super cat related humour which goes down well with feline lovers and haters alike!  Sized at 120mm x 172mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a couple they clearly love each other. Blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.