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Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Bowl Of Surreal - Humorous Greetings Card Bowl Of Surreal - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
Dali and Magritte relaxing in a breakfast bowl of their bizarre inventions. Part of the Silly Art range, which features some of the masters of the art world being seen in a new and sillier light.Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 150mm Square Card Type - FSC Certifi…
Rescue Cat Gets Rehomed - Funny Greetings Card Rescue Cat Gets Rehomed - Funny Greetings Card
£2.50
8 in stock
Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Rugby (Bit Like The Superbowl) - Humorous Sport Related Greeting Card Rugby (Bit Like The Superbowl) - Humorous Sport Related Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Sorry For Being A Dick - Humorous Sorry Card by Buddy Fernandez Sorry For Being A Dick - Humorous Sorry Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Sorry card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
You Two Weirdos - Funny Engagement Card You Two Weirdos - Funny Engagement Card supplier
£2.75
£1.92
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
18 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card Moody Cunt Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Needed To Get Out The House - Humorous Greeting Card Needed To Get Out The House - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
If I wasnt Seeing You I Wouldnt Have Got You A Card -  Humorous Birthday Card If I wasnt Seeing You I Wouldnt Have Got You A Card - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.60
7 in stock
This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Deaf Star - Humorous Greetings Card Deaf Star - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
An addition to the collection of stinky Star Wars puns. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Strictly Speaking You Are Perfect - Humorous Mothers Day Card Strictly Speaking You Are Perfect - Humorous Mothers Day Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This funny Mothers Day card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Boob Job - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Boob Job - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
Shop - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Shop - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
15 in stock
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Trying To Woo You (Girl) - Funny Valentines Day Card Trying To Woo You (Girl) - Funny Valentines Day Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Let The Pork See The Pie - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pork See The Pie - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Too Early For A Drink (The Working Day Range by Modern Toss) - Funny Greeting Card Too Early For A Drink (The Working Day Range by Modern Toss) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
The Weekend - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Dad The Main Man - Contemporary Fathers Day Card Dad The Main Man - Contemporary Fathers Day Card supplier
£2.75
£1.92
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
1 in stock
Super funny Fathers Day cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasan…
Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.60
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 30th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Micro Wave - Humorous Greetings Card Micro Wave - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
6 in stock
Part of the signature Silly Smile range, which features only the choicest puns. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
5 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee Ate One Of My Own Eggs - Humorous Greeting Card by Hazel Bee
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
Merci Beaucoup (Good Things Range) - Funny Thank You Card Merci Beaucoup (Good Things Range) - Funny Thank You Card
£2.75
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards

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Dali and Magritte relaxing in a breakfast bowl of their bizarre inventions. Part of the Silly Art range, which features some of the masters of the art world being seen in a new and sillier light.Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 150mm Square Card Type - FSC Certifi…
Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Sorry card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Happy Birthday You Moody Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This great little card is sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
An addition to the collection of stinky Star Wars puns. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
This funny Mothers Day card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
The Weekend - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Super funny Fathers Day cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasan…
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 30th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Part of the signature Silly Smile range, which features only the choicest puns. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
This is a lovely (if somewhat surreal!) humorous greeting card from publisher Hazel Bee � with such a great distinctive drawing style too! The cards are also ecologically friendly (Totally Chlorine Free and Forest Sustainable paper, printed with vegetable ink, 100% Recycled Unbleached Envelope AND wrapped in a compostable, biodegradable Cornstarch Bag � can you even get any more eco friendly than…
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards