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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Its Criminal - Humorous Birthday Card by Fourth Wall Its Criminal - Humorous Birthday Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
1 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Its Criminal
Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Cunt - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

21 Today! Get a Job And Get Out - Humorous 21st Birthday Card 21 Today! Get a Job And Get Out - Humorous 21st Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Passed (Did You Cheat?) Passed (Did You Cheat?)
£2.75
20 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Welcome To Your Late Twenties - Humorous Birthday Card AA3077 Welcome To Your Late Twenties - Humorous Birthday Card AA3077
£2.75
4 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card has a message inside saying "Congratulations on your new baby" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Enjoy The Moment - Humorous New Home Card Enjoy The Moment - Humorous New Home Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Long Faeces - Humorous Greeting Card Long Faeces - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
22 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Offer You Cant Refuse - Humorous Birthday Card by Fourth Wall Offer You Cant Refuse - Humorous Birthday Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
4 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Offer You Cant Refuse
Sorry About The Stretch Marks - Humorous Mothers Day Card Sorry About The Stretch Marks - Humorous Mothers Day Card new
£2.75
4 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Dirty Flirty Thirty - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Dirty Flirty Thirty - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Judas - Humorous Leaving Card by Buddy Fernandez Judas - Humorous Leaving Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "We'll Miss You" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Bitch (Letterword Range) Bitch (Letterword Range)
£2.20
10 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Graduation Speech -  Humorous Graduation Card Graduation Speech - Humorous Graduation Card
£2.75
3 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Me, me, me - Little Reminder Card Me, me, me - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
8 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Havent Killed Each Other - Humorous Anniversary Card Havent Killed Each Other - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.75
2 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a couple they clearly love each other. Blank inside for your own message.
Birthday - Humorous Greeting Card Birthday - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Reptiles (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Reptiles (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
5 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Reptiles - Rant!
The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock

Never mind a Tesco club card - give an Official Gay Card!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope

Sorry For Being A Dick - Humorous Sorry Card by Buddy Fernandez Sorry For Being A Dick - Humorous Sorry Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Tosser (Letterword Range) Tosser (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Rugby (Bit Like The Superbowl) - Humorous Sport Related Greeting Card Rugby (Bit Like The Superbowl) - Humorous Sport Related Greeting Card
£2.75
24 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

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From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Its Criminal

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card has a message inside saying "Congratulations on your new baby" and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Offer You Cant Refuse

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "We'll Miss You" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell a couple they clearly love each other. Blank inside for your own message.
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Reptiles - Rant!

Never mind a Tesco club card - give an Official Gay Card!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.