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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Lets F*ck It Up - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer Lets F*ck It Up - Blank Greetings Card from Ohh Deer
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Let's Fuck It Up" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a lion from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Together Forever - Contemporary Love Related Card Together Forever - Contemporary Love Related Card
£2.75
5 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
I Dont Do Birthday Cards - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1345 I Dont Do Birthday Cards - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1345
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But For You I Made An Exception" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Fucking Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card Fucking Smart Arse - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock

Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design!


This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They

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No Handson - Funny Greeting Card No Handson - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
1 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Hairy Cushion - Humorous Valentines Card by Modern Toss Hairy Cushion - Humorous Valentines Card by Modern Toss
£2.75
6 in stock
This great card is from Modern Toss - the fantatic Brighton based catoonists, whose quirky humour really hits the mark. The card Is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. The card is sized at 125 x 170m and is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources.
In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

You Are A Dick - Humorous Greeting Card You Are A Dick - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock

This great humorous card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Sized at 150mm square, it comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.

My Word - Sardoodledom My Word - Sardoodledom
£2.50
2 in stock
Oh My Word: The Oh My Word range celebrates everything that is weird and wonderful about the English language. Oh My Word cards really do speak for themselves with a lovely old word on the front and the - sometimes odd, sometimes delightfully surprising - meaning on the back. Blank inside for your message.
Complex Carbohydrates Complex Carbohydrates
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock
Complex Carbohydrates - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Going Shopping - Funny Valentines Card Going Shopping - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Match Made In Heaven (Good Things Range) - Funny Wedding Card Match Made In Heaven (Good Things Range) - Funny Wedding Card
£2.75
11 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card 20 Something - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.50
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Van Goth - Funny Greeting Card Van Goth - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
4 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Get A Year Out Of This Card - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range Get A Year Out Of This Card - Humorous Greeting Card from British and Brokeish Range
£2.50
2 in stock
Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.
Stop Milking It - Funny Get Well Soon Card Stop Milking It - Funny Get Well Soon Card new
£2.60
£2.60
9 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
4 in stock
Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
E-Z Lift Chair E-Z Lift Chair
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
From Paperlink.
Complimentary Colours Complimentary Colours
£2.60
£2.60
11 in stock
Complimentary Colours - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Success Success
£2.75
5 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

No Plans To Be Awesome - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range) No Plans To Be Awesome - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing (Life Is Sweet Range)
£2.75
3 in stock
A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.
Wedding - Thought You Would Find This Useful Badge Card - Humorous Wedding Card Wedding - Thought You Would Find This Useful Badge Card - Humorous Wedding Card new
£3.75
2 in stock
Bring a smile to the face of the recipient with this straight to the point card, complete with useful badge. The card is printed on 325gsm uncoated card and comes with a white envelope. It is sized at 145mm when folded and the metal and plastic badge is 58mm in diameter.
Teenage Aliens (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Teenage Aliens (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card AA2094 Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card AA2094
£2.75
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

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This is the ununusal (and slightly surreal!) "Let's Fuck It Up" Greetings Card by publisher Ohh Deer and using artwork featuring a lion from Laura Gee.

A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But For You I Made An Exception" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Ohh Deer collaborate with various great designers in order to form a collection of cute, funny, quirky, rude, crude and occasional greeting cards; ideal for a lover of quirky Art, Illustration or Design!


This card is A6 sized. They’re printed in the UK onto 100% recycled card. They

...more

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

This great card is from Modern Toss - the fantatic Brighton based catoonists, whose quirky humour really hits the mark. The card Is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. The card is sized at 125 x 170m and is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great humorous card is from publisher Ohh Deer.


Sized at 150mm square, it comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.

Oh My Word: The Oh My Word range celebrates everything that is weird and wonderful about the English language. Oh My Word cards really do speak for themselves with a lovely old word on the front and the - sometimes odd, sometimes delightfully surprising - meaning on the back. Blank inside for your message.
Complex Carbohydrates - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Celebrating more than half a decade of austerity, this cheerfully depressing range of cards will bring a wry smile to anyone who isn�t a politician!

Sized at 155mm square and printed on brown kraft board, they come with a black envelope (which has a white decorative area to write the name and address on it). They are blank inside for your own message.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
From Paperlink.
Complimentary Colours - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

A colour greetings card sized at 160mm square (165mm square once in the included yellow envelope) has a super sentiment along with a great picture - suitable for any occasion and blank inside for your own message. This card is from a wide range of contemporary photographic and artist greeting cards published by Icon.
Bring a smile to the face of the recipient with this straight to the point card, complete with useful badge. The card is printed on 325gsm uncoated card and comes with a white envelope. It is sized at 145mm when folded and the metal and plastic badge is 58mm in diameter.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback featuring artwork and humour from Wulffmorgenhaler. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.