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Funny Greeting Cards

Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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Brother From Another Mother - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Brother From Another Mother - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Happy Birthday Little Man - Childs Birthday Card BA2150 Happy Birthday Little Man - Childs Birthday Card BA2150
£2.60
£2.60
7 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Welcome To Your Late Twenties - Humorous Birthday Card AA3077 Welcome To Your Late Twenties - Humorous Birthday Card AA3077
£2.75
3 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

I Fancy you - Little Reminder Card I Fancy you - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
8 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Age 70 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card Age 70 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. These bold and bright cards are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.
Polite Notice -  Rude Greeting Card Polite Notice - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
73 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card Know Any Better - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.50
1 in stock

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

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4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall 4 X 4 Drivers (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
5 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!
Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
You Sick Bastard - Humorous Get Well Card by Buddy Fernandez You Sick Bastard - Humorous Get Well Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Get Well Soon" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
21 + 39 (Whos Counting?) - Sketch Humour Range 21 + 39 (Whos Counting?) - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
16 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Everythings Gonna Be Okay - Contemporary Thinking Of You Card Everythings Gonna Be Okay - Contemporary Thinking Of You Card
£2.75
1 in stock

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Me?  Annoying? - Little Reminder Card Me?  Annoying? - Little Reminder Card
£1.00
9 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
98 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

...more
Sick People Are Annoying - Get Well Soon Card Sick People Are Annoying - Get Well Soon Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell someone to get well soon! Blank inside for your own message.
Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card Lampshade - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
17 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Grandparents, Think (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall Grandparents, Think (Rant! Range) - Humorous Greetings Card by Fourth Wall
£2.25
3 in stock
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Grandparents, Think - Rant!
Shot By Now - Humorous Birthday Card AA2749 Shot By Now - Humorous Birthday Card AA2749
£2.60
£2.60
21 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Puppies & Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards Puppies & Pussies - Humorous Greetings Card by Big Jon Cards
£2.50
82 in stock
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Leaving (Lucky Bastard) - Sketch Humour Range Leaving (Lucky Bastard) - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
21 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card AA3111 No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card AA3111
£2.75
2 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Can I Borrow Some Money For A Present? Greetings Card (Blank Inside) AA1803 Can I Borrow Some Money For A Present? Greetings Card (Blank Inside) AA1803
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards.


This card is blank inside for your own message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

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Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. These bold and bright cards are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This is a great greetings card by publisher Portfolio featuring the 'Eye Test' designs of Roderick Field (the range is officially known as Field Study).


The card is sized at 140 x 165mm and comes complete with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. Wrapped

...more
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - 4 X 4 Drivers - Rant!

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Get Well Soon" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.

Great cards - plain and simple, witty and full of impact!  Sized at 160mm square, they come complete with envelope. Cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple .

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...


Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course!


Sized at

...more
From our publishing friends Go La La cards, this 175 x 125mm sized card is an unusual and funny way to tell someone to get well soon! Blank inside for your own message.
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
From Fourth Wall Brands Ransom Range - Grandparents, Think - Rant!
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Brand new range from Big Jon Cards - Cunning Linguist. Blank inside and with no included smut or nonsense, they are 170mm x 120mm and printed on FSC accredited board. The card comes with a brown paper envelope and measures 175mmx x 120mm when all sealed away and ready to give.
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards.


This card is blank inside for your own message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.