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Tickle your fancy with this superb range of funny greeting cards from Creased. With over 500 cards to consider, you'll be spoiled for choice, which is why we've added custom filters to the left search bar to help you to narrow down your selection. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often! We hope that you enjoy browsing the funny greeting cards you'll find here and give you our guarantee that whichever card you decide to buy, you'll receive a positive and personal shopping experience from Creased Cards. Have fun looking through our funny greetings cards!

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You Magnificent Bastard - Contemporary Birthday Card You Magnificent Bastard - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Dumbest Thing Ever - Funny 18th Birthday Card Dumbest Thing Ever - Funny 18th Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 18th birthday. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
16 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. These bold and bright cards are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.
Immature Cheese Immature Cheese
£2.60
7 in stock
Immature Cheese - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Sorry (Good Things Range) - Funny Sorry Card Sorry (Good Things Range) - Funny Sorry Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Eighteen! No More Fake ID - Humorous 18th Birthday Card Eighteen! No More Fake ID - Humorous 18th Birthday Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 18th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Coo Ple - Humorous Greetings Card Coo Ple - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
Think Youre Cool. Part of the I Think Youre range that Jelly Arm Chair designed so that you can tell someone how special and appreciated they are….in the punniest way possible, of course. Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Yellow Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslish…
Exasperated Sound - Humorous Love Related Card Exasperated Sound - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
1 in stock
Contemporary little cards with a gorgeous pink heart and a great little humourous sentiment on them. Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
No Way Youre 50 (Fake News) - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card No Way Youre 50 (Fake News) - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.60
14 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday Milestone card (Fake News) Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Purr-thday - Humorous Birthday Card ( Cats Are Twats Range) Happy Purr-thday - Humorous Birthday Card ( Cats Are Twats Range)
£2.75
10 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Hilarious Card from the Cats Are Twats Range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
C*ck Hungry Slag - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards C*ck Hungry Slag - Greetings Card With Badge by BSG Cards
£3.45
8 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
Swap Two Of My Other Friends - Humorous Friendship Related Card Swap Two Of My Other Friends - Humorous Friendship Related Card
£2.75
12 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty friendship card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
What Rhymes With Thirty? - Funny 30th Birthday Card What Rhymes With Thirty? - Funny 30th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 30th birthday. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Thoughts Ideas and Willy Drawings - Buddy Fernandez Notebook Thoughts Ideas and Willy Drawings - Buddy Fernandez Notebook
£6.95
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Spoiled Milk Spoiled Milk
£2.60
8 in stock
Spoiled Milk - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
It Will Feel Like Home (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card It Will Feel Like Home (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.75
7 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.60
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Load Of Old Pollocks - Humorous Greetings Card Load Of Old Pollocks - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
A Load Of Old Pollocks. For when you need to commiserate about some unbelievable news…or for a friend who really knows their fish. Part of the signature Silly Smile range, which features only the choicest puns. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslis…
No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card No New Make Up - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Youre A Cracking Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card Youre A Cracking Dad - Humorous Fathers Day Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Fathers day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
1 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
40 On The Outside - Humorous 40th Birthday Card 40 On The Outside - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Welcome To The Real World - Funny Graduation Card Welcome To The Real World - Funny Graduation Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Funny Graduation Card. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti

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This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Funny card for a milesone 18th birthday. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. These bold and bright cards are printed on 300gsm board, are sized at 145mm square and come with matching envelope. They are blank on the inside for your own words.
Immature Cheese - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 18th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Think Youre Cool. Part of the I Think Youre range that Jelly Arm Chair designed so that you can tell someone how special and appreciated they are….in the punniest way possible, of course. Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Yellow Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslish…
Contemporary little cards with a gorgeous pink heart and a great little humourous sentiment on them. Printed on great quality board and come with matching white envelope. Blank inside, they measure 105 x 150mm.
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday Milestone card (Fake News) Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Hilarious Card from the Cats Are Twats Range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
This is a super cute, yet witty friendship card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Funny card for a milesone 30th birthday. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Spoiled Milk - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
A Load Of Old Pollocks. For when you need to commiserate about some unbelievable news…or for a friend who really knows their fish. Part of the signature Silly Smile range, which features only the choicest puns. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Pubslis…
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Fathers day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Measuring 120 x 170mm, the cards come with a matching envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside - so you can add your own message - blunt or otherwise!
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Funny Graduation Card. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti