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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by card style. We have many different styles including; funny & humorous cards, modern & funky, handmade, photographic and art - and there's even a category called 'unusual' - which shows our most unique and different products.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Happy Birthday Tiny Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Tiny Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Channing Tantrum - Humorous Celebrity Based Greeting Card Channing Tantrum - Humorous Celebrity Based Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Tiny Human - Contempoary New Baby Card Tiny Human - Contempoary New Baby Card new
£2.60
1 in stock
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. Lovely New Baby card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
Birthday Full Of Inappropriate Behaviour - Contemporary Birthday Card Birthday Full Of Inappropriate Behaviour - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
Stupid Face - Humorous Valentine Card Stupid Face - Humorous Valentine Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Wonderful Birthday - Unique Shakie Birthday Card Wonderful Birthday - Unique Shakie Birthday Card
£3.45
1 in stock
A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wra…
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
20 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
70 Today! (Leading Lady Range) - Large Format 70th Birthday Card 70 Today! (Leading Lady Range) - Large Format 70th Birthday Card
£3.25
5 in stock
This card has a bold floral designs combined with cold foils and embossed lines to give it a great premium feel - its big too! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White  envelope Size - 190 x 164mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File 
Unavoidably End Up P*ssed Day (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Unavoidably End Up P*ssed Day (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Are You Drunk? - Humorous Greetings Card Are You Drunk? - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
13 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
I See You're A Massive Nonce (Lionel) - Rude Greetings Card I See You're A Massive Nonce (Lionel) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Lick My Privates Then Your Face - Humorous Birthday Card Lick My Privates Then Your Face - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.85
£1.99
SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH
26 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Donald Lump (Donald Trump) - Humorous Greeting Card Donald Lump (Donald Trump) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Mr and Mr - Contemporary Same-sex Wedding Card Mr and Mr - Contemporary Same-sex Wedding Card new
£2.60
1 in stock
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. Lovely Same-sex Mr & Mr card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
Happy Birthday Cheetas - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cheetas - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
12 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Love Related card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Happy Birthday Cactus Peachy Design - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cactus Peachy Design - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
A high quality Design printed onto a pale blue background . The image on the front of the card is debossed. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Cream Laid Envelope & Cello Wrapped Size - 120 x 167mm Card Type - FSC Certfied board Publisher - James Ellis
Obedience Classes (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card Obedience Classes (Off The Leash Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Bright New Things - Dog Bright New Things - Dog
£2.00
2 in stock
These lovely little cards from The Art File are elegant and simple - with most being suitable for any occasion. The range is called Bright New Things. These vibrant cards get their name due to their bold colours and striking die cut designs. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White  envelope Size - 85 x 125mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The A…
Lovely Sister (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary Sister Card Lovely Sister (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary Sister Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Disagree - Humorous Greeting Card Disagree - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
11 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Literally The First Card I Saw - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.85
13 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. Lovely New Baby card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wra…
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
This card has a bold floral designs combined with cold foils and embossed lines to give it a great premium feel - its big too! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White  envelope Size - 190 x 164mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File 
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. Lovely Same-sex Mr & Mr card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
This is a super cute, yet witty Love Related card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
A high quality Design printed onto a pale blue background . The image on the front of the card is debossed. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Cream Laid Envelope & Cello Wrapped Size - 120 x 167mm Card Type - FSC Certfied board Publisher - James Ellis
This card comes from the 'Off The Leash' range. Very funny dog related humour which goes down a storm with dog lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
These lovely little cards from The Art File are elegant and simple - with most being suitable for any occasion. The range is called Bright New Things. These vibrant cards get their name due to their bold colours and striking die cut designs. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White  envelope Size - 85 x 125mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The A…
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.