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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by card style. We have many different styles including; funny & humorous cards, modern & funky, handmade, photographic and art - and there's even a category called 'unusual' - which shows our most unique and different products.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Pink Birthday - Unique Shakie Glitter Card by James Ellis Cards AA0601 Pink Birthday - Unique Shakie Glitter Card by James Ellis Cards AA0601
£3.45
8 in stock
Pink Birthday Shakies Card. A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The image shows the words "happy birthday to you" written on a bright pink background with a music note pattern.

The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter, stars and pink dot confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart ...more
Brilliant Mum Being Fabulous - Humorous Mothers Day Card Brilliant Mum Being Fabulous - Humorous Mothers Day Card new
£2.95
8 in stock

This very funny but loving Mothers Day card measures 152 x 176mm and comes complete with matching envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Hottie Lucilla Lavender Hottie Lucilla Lavender
£2.50
3 in stock
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)
Life Too Short - Funny Greeting Card AA3174 Life Too Short - Funny Greeting Card AA3174 new
£2.75
7 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Across The Miles - Contemporary Christmas Card Across The Miles - Contemporary Christmas Card new
£2.50
8 in stock

Lovely little Christmas card from publisher Megan Claire.  Sized at 109mm x 155mm and printed on great quality 300g cream board, this card comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

Happy Brighton Christmas - Contemporary Christmas Greeting Card Happy Brighton Christmas - Contemporary Christmas Greeting Card
£3.25
6 in stock

This Creased specially commisioned greetings card is produced by Megan Claire, one of our publishing partners.  Superb quality print and sized at 145mm x 145mm with a pink envelope, all sealed in a cello bag. Made from 300g high quality white card stock.

Lovely Beautiful Mummy (Molly Mae) - Hand Finished Mothers Day Card Lovely Beautiful Mummy (Molly Mae) - Hand Finished Mothers Day Card new
£3.45
1 in stock
All of these cards from Molly Mae are individually designed and hand finished. Each is adorned with either gems or glitter and really have a premium feel. The card is blank inside for you to add your own message, comes with a matching envelope and is individually cello wrapped. Sized at 165mm square.
Big Fat Birthday Love AA1146 Big Fat Birthday Love AA1146
£2.75
9 in stock
From Megan Claire, these cards simply & beautifully convey a message to the recipient
Size: 145mm x 145mm
Envelope: Matching colour to the text on the front of the card & sealed in a cello bag.
Made from: 300g high quality white card
Immature Cheese Immature Cheese
£2.60
£2.60
9 in stock
Immature Cheese - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Twat (Letterword Range) Twat (Letterword Range)
£2.20
5 in stock
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
Safari Scene - Traditional Birthday Card AA3499 Safari Scene - Traditional Birthday Card AA3499 new
£3.45
12 in stock
This card is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with coloured jewels, come cello-wrapped with a matching envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words
Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.60
£2.60
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Nice Melons - Humorous Greeting Card Nice Melons - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
9 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Oops! - Scribbly Kiss Range Oops! - Scribbly Kiss Range
£2.75
5 in stock

From Megan Claire, these cards beautifully convey a message to the recipient.


Size: 145mm x 145mm

Envelope: Light Brown & sealed in a cello bag.

Made from: 300g high quality white card stock

Birthday Wishes (Super Day) - Unique Greeting Card BA2424 Birthday Wishes (Super Day) - Unique Greeting Card BA2424
£3.45
11 in stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Appraisal From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150 mm

Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.
Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card new
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

From Me - Humorous Greeting Card From Me - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
£2.60
3 in stock
This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Office Slapper - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1666 Office Slapper - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1666
£2.95
1 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the ...more
Christ-moose (Gran) - Hand Decorated Dad Christmas Card Christ-moose (Gran) - Hand Decorated Dad Christmas Card new
£2.75
6 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 135mm square they come with a lovely Chirstmasy red envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Merry Makers - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing Merry Makers - Photographic Greetings Card by Icon Publishing
£2.75
5 in stock
A blank, black and white greeting card suitable for any occasion including birthdays. From a range of contemporary photographic greeting cards published by Icon.
Major Munter (Crude Stripe Range)- Rude Greeting Card Major Munter (Crude Stripe Range)- Rude Greeting Card new
£2.50
49 in stock

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

...more
The Best! Lucilla Lavender The Best! Lucilla Lavender
£2.50
3 in stock
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)

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Pink Birthday Shakies Card. A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The image shows the words "happy birthday to you" written on a bright pink background with a music note pattern.

The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter, stars and pink dot confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart ...more

This very funny but loving Mothers Day card measures 152 x 176mm and comes complete with matching envelope. Blank inside for your own message.

Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Lovely little Christmas card from publisher Megan Claire.  Sized at 109mm x 155mm and printed on great quality 300g cream board, this card comes with a matching envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

This Creased specially commisioned greetings card is produced by Megan Claire, one of our publishing partners.  Superb quality print and sized at 145mm x 145mm with a pink envelope, all sealed in a cello bag. Made from 300g high quality white card stock.

All of these cards from Molly Mae are individually designed and hand finished. Each is adorned with either gems or glitter and really have a premium feel. The card is blank inside for you to add your own message, comes with a matching envelope and is individually cello wrapped. Sized at 165mm square.
From Megan Claire, these cards simply & beautifully convey a message to the recipient
Size: 145mm x 145mm
Envelope: Matching colour to the text on the front of the card & sealed in a cello bag.
Made from: 300g high quality white card
Immature Cheese - Greeting Card. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board with matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Great new range from our friends at Blunt Cards. Say what you see! Measuring 120 x 170mm, these convey a message� well, bluntly!
This card is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with coloured jewels, come cello-wrapped with a matching envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

From Megan Claire, these cards beautifully convey a message to the recipient.


Size: 145mm x 145mm

Envelope: Light Brown & sealed in a cello bag.

Made from: 300g high quality white card stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


Appraisal From Modern Toss. This Card Is Left Blank For Your Own Message And Comes With A Brightly Coloured Envelope. Greeting Card Size: This Card Measures 104 X 150 mm

Produced In The Uk With Paper From Responsible Sources. Fsc Certified.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

This great little card comes from our new publisher friends, Tillovision. Sized at 175 x 125mm, it comes with a brown kraft envelope. Blank inside for your own message.
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the ...more
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 135mm square they come with a lovely Chirstmasy red envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
A blank, black and white greeting card suitable for any occasion including birthdays. From a range of contemporary photographic greeting cards published by Icon.

One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally.


Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality

...more
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)