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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by card style. We have many different styles including; funny & humorous cards, modern & funky, handmade, photographic and art - and there's even a category called 'unusual' - which shows our most unique and different products.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Form 3D Card - Flower (Thank You) Form 3D Card - Flower (Thank You)
£3.95
8 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Cant Wait To Celebrate With You - Humorous Engagement Card Cant Wait To Celebrate With You - Humorous Engagement Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
This card has a high quality image on the front along with an amusing bit of text underneath. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.. See more of our rude Christmas cards
St Ansted (The Patron Saint Of Air Travellers) - Humorous Greetings Card St Ansted (The Patron Saint Of Air Travellers) - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
The Lesser-Known Patron Saints. These cards are based on elements and styles found in medieval works of art, with a modern twist added. Each brilliantly designed graphic is framed inside a shining luxury frame that has a super cool mirror effect. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality brown kraft Size - 205 x 150mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publishe…
Twins - Contemporary Congratulations On Your Twins Card Twins - Contemporary Congratulations On Your Twins Card
£3.45
2 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Hello Sunshine - Contemporary Greetings Card Hello Sunshine - Contemporary Greetings Card
£2.95
8 in stock
These beautiful cards are made from cut paper collage. All cards in this range are finished with hot foiling detail. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Contemporary grey envelope. Size - 120mm x 170mm Card Type - FSC 300gsm textured board Publisher - Georgia Breeze
Gigantic Head Ruined Vagina - Rude Mothers Day Card Gigantic Head Ruined Vagina - Rude Mothers Day Card
£2.75
20 in stock
Super funny Mother's day cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasa…
BMX (Rough Cuts Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card BMX (Rough Cuts Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Unusual but really on-trend cards, the Rough Cuts range are stylised and great for many different occasions. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality grey envelope  Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Best Mum In Hove Pink - Contemporary Mum Related Card Best Mum In Hove Pink - Contemporary Mum Related Card
£2.95
1 in stock
This Creased specially commisioned greeting card is produced by Megan Claire, one of our publishing partners.  Superb quality print and sized at 145mm x 145mm with a matching deep pink envelope, all sealed in a cello bag. Made from 300g high quality white card stock.
Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Hat Girl Hat Girl save
£2.25
5 in stock
From Megan Claire, these cards are superbly designed and printed, and blank so you can convey any message to the recipient. Size: 145mm x 145mm Envelope: White envelope & sealed in a cello bag. Made from: 300g high quality white card stock
Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card
£2.60
1 in stock
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
Fab Four Felt Tag (Felty Alphas Range) - Handmade 4th Birthday Card Fab Four Felt Tag (Felty Alphas Range) - Handmade 4th Birthday Card new
£3.95
2 in stock
This beautifully handmade card is from the Felty Alphas range. The card has a removable felt tag that can be kept as a keepsake. Large felt tag with felt sentiment and a chunky glitter embellishment and jute twine to finish. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality Kraft envelope Size - 185mm x 135mm Card Type - Printed on luxury textured 300gsm board. Publisher - Littl…
Party Beast - Contemporary Greeting Card Party Beast - Contemporary Greeting Card save
£2.75
2 in stock
Bright & Vibrant card with emboss detaling creating a premium effect. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - The Art File
Sports Fanatic - Humorous Greetings Card Sports Fanatic - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
This Wonderful Definition based card is designed with beautiful watercolour imagery above a humorous definition. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Each Card comes with a matching Kraft Envelope. Size - Each Card Measures at 150mm Square. Card Type - Textured 320gsm thick card stock Publisher - Toasted Crumpets
Dad The Main Man - Contemporary Fathers Day Card Dad The Main Man - Contemporary Fathers Day Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Super funny Fathers Day cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasan…
Valentines Romantic Walk - Humorous Valentine Card Valentines Romantic Walk - Humorous Valentine Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Valentines - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Celebrities - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Unfortunately however, you're older than 41% of the British Police Force, 93% of Radio One listeners, 100% of Sharon Stott (Britain's youngest Gran…
Happy Birthday Mum - Inkpress Range Birthday Card Happy Birthday Mum - Inkpress Range Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a card from the Inkpress Range.   This is Classic Ink Press as you've never seen it before with beautiful colours and contemporary designs.These cards are finished in what's called a deboss effect - making them a really nice tactile card.   Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching envelope Size - 138 x 170mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publish…
Tyler The Boxer - Contemporary Photographic Greeting Card Tyler The Boxer - Contemporary Photographic Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This super cute animal card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Thanks For Picking Up My Shit - Rude Birthday Card From The Dog Thanks For Picking Up My Shit - Rude Birthday Card From The Dog new
£2.60
6 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
New Baby Boy Card - Unique New Baby Card (Shakies Range) New Baby Boy Card - Unique New Baby Card (Shakies Range)
£3.45
2 in stock
Unique New Baby Boy Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal messa…
Advent Colander  (Xmas Cracker Range) - Contemporary Christmas Card Advent Colander (Xmas Cracker Range) - Contemporary Christmas Card
£2.75
10 in stock
A brilliant Christmas card from the Xmas Cracker range. A hilarious joke inclosed in a Christmas Cracker - Can you see what they did there? Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown high quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti See more of our funny Christmas cards
Gently Down The Loo - Humorous Greetings Card For Kids Gently Down The Loo - Humorous Greetings Card For Kids
£2.75
5 in stock
There are no rude cards for kids? Not to worry, These hilarious cards cards will fit the job. These cards are perfect for Creased Cards being our huge range of rude greetings cards. Why not let the kids in on the act? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Coloured Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - 300gsm card Publisher - Objectables

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