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Valentines Cards

We're as pleased as punch with this year's Valentine's Cards collection and we hope you will be too once you've seen the superb range of Valentine's cards that we have to offer. Our contemporary Valentine's greeting cards are a cool mix of funny, quirky, edgy and sassy cards, perfect for partners with a great sense of humour and/or style!  We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. It's the perfect place to find funny Valentine's cards for your partner which are guaranteed to have a priceless reaction or a nice traditional one to melt their heart. We like to think of this as part of the Creased Cards experience and wish you a very special Valentine's Day this February 14th.

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Cutie - Contemporary Greeting Card Cutie - Contemporary Greeting Card new
£2.75
19 in stock

These cards from publisher Megan Claire are vibrant and full of fun. Using on-trend black and yellow colours and a hand-drawn lemon slice design, they are sized at 109mm x 155mm and come blank inside for your own words. Complete with envelope and cello wrapped.

Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card Inadequacy - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Notebook - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Notebook - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
6 in stock
NOTEBOOK - The Notebook is on repeat and you're stroking your pussy... we know your type.
I Heart You (Shakies Card) - Contemporary Love Related Card I Heart You (Shakies Card) - Contemporary Love Related Card new
£3.45
5 in stock

A hand finished valentines card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter and pink and clear heart confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around.


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Cunt Heart (Red) - Rude Love Related Card Cunt Heart (Red) - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Valentine Cupcake Valentine Cupcake
£3.25
2 in stock
From Portfolio
On My Fucket List - Humorous Valentines Card On My Fucket List - Humorous Valentines Card new
£2.60
£2.60
11 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Happy Fucking Valentines Day - Rude Valentines Day Card Happy Fucking Valentines Day - Rude Valentines Day Card new
£2.75
6 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great Valentines Day card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
31 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Prosecco + You = Perfect (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Valentines Day Card Prosecco + You = Perfect (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Valentines Day Card new
£3.45
4 in stock
This is a beautiful modern greeting card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms and printed on high quality white FSC accredited board. It comes with a matching, brightly coloured envelope and is sized at 156mm square. It is blank inside for your own words. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - de ...more
I Love Your Cum Face - Rude Love Related Card I Love Your Cum Face - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
The Little Things That Make Me Love You - Humorous Blank Greeting Card The Little Things That Make Me Love You - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Splimple are the publisher behind the delightful "Extremely Wordy Card" range.

With a good deal of well-versed comedy on the front, they continue on the inside to provide a delightfully different card for this occasion.

The card is sized at 125 x 205mm and come with a bright green envelope which perfectly compliments the colours used in the cards.
Valentines Chocolates - Humorous Valentines Card Valentines Chocolates - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
9 in stock

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

Love Donut - Humorous Valentines Card by Modern Toss Love Donut - Humorous Valentines Card by Modern Toss
£2.75
10 in stock
This great card is from Modern Toss - the fantatic Brighton based catoonists, whose quirky humour really hits the mark. The card Is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. The card is sized at 125 x 170m and is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources.
Love You A Latte - Funny Valentines Card Love You A Latte - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
5 in stock

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

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Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Better Than Being Alone - Humorous Anniversary / Valentine Card Better Than Being Alone - Humorous Anniversary / Valentine Card
£2.60
£2.60
2 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Love You Lucilla Lavender Love You Lucilla Lavender
£2.10
£2.10
5 in stock
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)
Tick Box - Love Related Greeting Card Tick Box - Love Related Greeting Card
£2.75
19 in stock

Who said Tick Box was boring?! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink en

Be My Valentine Lucilla Lavender Be My Valentine Lucilla Lavender
£2.50
5 in stock
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)
Text Speak - Unusual Valentines Card Text Speak - Unusual Valentines Card
£2.75
2 in stock

The Text Card is a fun way to personalise your cards. Write your message, and the response you most want to hear in the text bubbles.  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Fancy The Shit Out Of You - Humorous Valentines Card Fancy The Shit Out Of You - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.60
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is 140mm square and printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving, it is blank inside for your additional words.
Test of Time - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card Test of Time - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.75
13 in stock
Aah, lovely dangly bits and all that! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words

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These cards from publisher Megan Claire are vibrant and full of fun. Using on-trend black and yellow colours and a hand-drawn lemon slice design, they are sized at 109mm x 155mm and come blank inside for your own words. Complete with envelope and cello wrapped.

From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
NOTEBOOK - The Notebook is on repeat and you're stroking your pussy... we know your type.

A hand finished valentines card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter and pink and clear heart confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around.


...more
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
From Portfolio

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great Valentines Day card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
This is a beautiful modern greeting card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms and printed on high quality white FSC accredited board. It comes with a matching, brightly coloured envelope and is sized at 156mm square. It is blank inside for your own words. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - de ...more
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Splimple are the publisher behind the delightful "Extremely Wordy Card" range.

With a good deal of well-versed comedy on the front, they continue on the inside to provide a delightfully different card for this occasion.

The card is sized at 125 x 205mm and come with a bright green envelope which perfectly compliments the colours used in the cards.

Another brilliant Modern Toss card!  The card is sized at 104 x 150mm and comes complete with matching coloured envelope.  It is blank inside for your own message.

This great card is from Modern Toss - the fantatic Brighton based catoonists, whose quirky humour really hits the mark. The card Is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. The card is sized at 125 x 170m and is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources.
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

...more
This card is from publisher Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course) and is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Sized at 105 x 150mm, they come complete with brightly coloured matching envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)

Who said Tick Box was boring?! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink en

Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)

The Text Card is a fun way to personalise your cards. Write your message, and the response you most want to hear in the text bubbles.  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is 140mm square and printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving, it is blank inside for your additional words.
Aah, lovely dangly bits and all that! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words