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Valentines Cards

We're as pleased as punch with this year's Valentine's Cards collection and we hope you will be too once you've seen the superb range of Valentine's cards that we have to offer. Our contemporary Valentine's greeting cards are a cool mix of funny, quirky, edgy and sassy cards, perfect for partners with a great sense of humour and/or style!  We hope you enjoy them as much as we do. It's the perfect place to find funny Valentine's cards for your partner which are guaranteed to have a priceless reaction or a nice traditional one to melt their heart. We like to think of this as part of the Creased Cards experience and wish you a very special Valentine's Day this February 14th.

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To My Lovely Wife (Molly Mae) - Hand Finished Valentines Card To My Lovely Wife (Molly Mae) - Hand Finished Valentines Card new
£3.45
5 in stock
All of these cards from Molly Mae are individually designed and hand finished. Each is adorned with either gems or glitter and really have a premium feel. The card is blank inside for you to add your own message, comes with a matching envelope and is individually cello wrapped. Sized at 165mm square.
Girlfriend - Valentines Card by Blue Eyed Sun Girlfriend - Valentines Card by Blue Eyed Sun
£2.75
3 in stock
Girlfriend from the Loved Up Range from Blue Eyed Sun. This card is foiled in red foil and lovingly hand finished with red jewels in our workshop and is 120mm square. Produced using 350gsm FSC Accredited board with a red envelope.
You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card AA2931 You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card AA2931
£2.60
1 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

Naked In Beer - Funny Love Related Card Naked In Beer - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
I Love You More Than This Mixtape - Premium Handmade Valentines Card by Fracas Studios I Love You More Than This Mixtape - Premium Handmade Valentines Card by Fracas Studios
£5.00
£4.75
5 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
65 in stock
Fantastic new publishing partner, Bawdy Designs, bring some frank and direct messages through their greeting cards. Sized at 127mm square, they come with a white envelope.
Now For Your Present - Funny Greeting Card BA2767 Now For Your Present - Funny Greeting Card BA2767 new
£2.75
4 in stock
From new publisher here at Creased, Rosie Made A Thing, this super-cute yet wittingly humourous card is sized at 145mm square. Comes individually cello wrapped with a matching pebble coloured envelope. Its blank inside for your own words.
Pet Your Cat - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Pet Your Cat - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
1 in stock
PET YOUR CAT - You're that lady with 40 cats aren't you. Welcome back.
Whose Mind Shall I Fuck With Today - Rude Greeting Card Whose Mind Shall I Fuck With Today - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
7 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Happy Cunting Valentines Day - Rude Valentines Day Card Happy Cunting Valentines Day - Rude Valentines Day Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great Valentines Day card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card by Daft Squirrel
£2.50
£2.20
4 in stock
READY MEAL - No point in cooking a romantic meal for 1. Give in to the microwave. Go on, reheat last night's guilty kebab- it's staring at you because it wants you�
Lets Get Drunk - Humorous Valentines Day Card Lets Get Drunk - Humorous Valentines Day Card new
£2.60
4 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

I Love Your Cum Face - Rude Love Related Card I Love Your Cum Face - Rude Love Related Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great card for Valentines or Anniversary especially, however you could give it all year round to that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
I Cherish You Adore You Hold....... I Cherish You Adore You Hold.......
£2.50
4 in stock
From Portfolio
Beautiful Wife (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Valentines Day Card Beautiful Wife (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Valentines Day Card new
£3.45
6 in stock
This is a beautiful modern greeting card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms and printed on high quality white FSC accredited board. It comes with a matching, brightly coloured envelope and is sized at 156mm square. It is blank inside for your own words. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - de
Mwah - Scribbly Kiss Range Mwah - Scribbly Kiss Range
£2.75
5 in stock

From Megan Claire, these cards simply & beautifully convey a message to the recipient

Size: 145mm x 145mm

Envelope: Matching colour to the text on the front of the card & sealed in a cello bag.

Made from: 300g

I Love You Love (Shakies Card) - Contemporary Valentines Day Card I Love You Love (Shakies Card) - Contemporary Valentines Day Card new
£3.95
4 in stock

A hand finished valentines card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose holographic stars and red heart confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around.


Flower Love - Blank Greeting Card Flower Love - Blank Greeting Card
£2.55
3 in stock
This lovely little card from Ohh Deer features artwork from Sophie Corrigan. A6 in size and printed on 320 gsm 100% recycled board, this come with a matching envelope. Made in the UK.
Head To-Ma-Toes - Funny Valentines Card Head To-Ma-Toes - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
12 in stock
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Hairy Cushion - Humorous Valentines Card by Modern Toss Hairy Cushion - Humorous Valentines Card by Modern Toss
£2.75
6 in stock
This great card is from Modern Toss - the fantatic Brighton based catoonists, whose quirky humour really hits the mark. The card Is blank inside for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. The card is sized at 125 x 170m and is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources.
I Frickin Love You - Love Related Card AA3856 I Frickin Love You - Love Related Card AA3856 new
£2.60
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Fucking Kill You - Humorous Valentines Card Fucking Kill You - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
5 in stock

Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way – aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!


These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and

Delicious Lucilla Lavender Delicious Lucilla Lavender
£2.50
7 in stock
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)
Like A High Class Prostitute - Humorous Greeting Card Like A High Class Prostitute - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
4 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

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