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Genital Powers - Humorous New Baby Card Genital Powers - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.60
5 in stock
This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.
6570 Days Until You Get Your Life Back - Humorous New Baby Card 6570 Days Until You Get Your Life Back - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
2 in stock

Quirky little new baby card from publisher Objectables and a range based on numbers of days.


Sized at 105 x 150mm it comes blank inside with a white envelope.

To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card To The Person I See More Than My Bloody Eyelids - Humorous Valentines Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card AA2922 Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card AA2922 new
£2.75
7 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Have A Brie-lliant Day - Funny Birthday Card AA3054 Have A Brie-lliant Day - Funny Birthday Card AA3054 new
£2.60
19 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Dieting - Funny Birthday Card AA3168 Dieting - Funny Birthday Card AA3168 new
£2.75
6 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words.


No Present - Funny Greeting Card AA3173 No Present - Funny Greeting Card AA3173 new
£2.75
8 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Reese With A Spoon - Funny Greeting Card Reese With A Spoon - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
14 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Only Card I Could Afford - Small Funny Greeting Card AA3638 Only Card I Could Afford - Small Funny Greeting Card AA3638 new
£2.75
8 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, this cards is mini as part of the joke!  Literally tiny, but blank inside for your own words - if you can write really really small!

Head To-Ma-Toes - Funny Valentines Card Head To-Ma-Toes - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
12 in stock
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card AA3858 new
£2.60
19 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Congrats On The New Kid (Condom)  - Premium Handmade New Baby Card by Fracas Studios Congrats On The New Kid (Condom) - Premium Handmade New Baby Card by Fracas Studios
£4.75
5 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card Looked Tricky - Humorous Gave Birth Card new
£2.60
6 in stock
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
New Baby Boy Card - Unique Shakie Glitter Card by James Ellis Cards New Baby Boy Card - Unique Shakie Glitter Card by James Ellis Cards
£3.45
9 in stock
Boy Stork Shakies Card.

A hand finished new baby card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The image shows a stork flying through the sky holding a blue bundle. The text reads �It�s a boy!�.

The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter and blue �dot� confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish
Its Going To Learn To Swear (Good Things Range) - Funny Newe Baby Card Its Going To Learn To Swear (Good Things Range) - Funny Newe Baby Card
£2.75
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Small Beginnings - New Baby Boy Card by Icon Publishing Small Beginnings - New Baby Boy Card by Icon Publishing
£2.75
9 in stock
A colour greetings card to celebrate a new arrival, from the Life Is Sweet range - by Icon publishing. The words inside read Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby boy and measures 160mm square (165mm once in its matching yellow envelope).
Welcome Baby - Letterpress New Baby Card Welcome Baby - Letterpress New Baby Card
£3.25
3 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Christening - Contemporary Christening Card Christening - Contemporary Christening Card new
£2.75
1 in stock
This simple yet beautiful card is embossed to give it a lovely feel. Sized at 135mm square, it comes with a silver envelope and is blank inside for your own message.
Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card save
£3.45
£1.03
10 in stock
A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Going Shopping - Funny Valentines Card Going Shopping - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Plain On The Outside - Funny Birthday Card Plain On The Outside - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.75
9 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

My Only Interests - Humorous Greeting Card My Only Interests - Humorous Greeting Card new
£2.60
17 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Beaver - Funny Greeting Card Beaver - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
26 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

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This is a great card from Whale & Bird. The card measures 100 x 150mm. It comes packed in a cellophane bag with a matching envelope and post as a standard letter.

Quirky little new baby card from publisher Objectables and a range based on numbers of days.


Sized at 105 x 150mm it comes blank inside with a white envelope.

Fabulous A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco (if you've any idea what that means?!).  


Each card comes with a blue kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag.  Designed and printed in the UK and comes blank inside for your own words.

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words.


From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, this cards is mini as part of the joke!  Literally tiny, but blank inside for your own words - if you can write really really small!

This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Great for the new Father to give to the Mum. This card is sized at A6 and is printed on 300gsm card. Blank inside and supplied with matching envelope.
Boy Stork Shakies Card.

A hand finished new baby card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The image shows a stork flying through the sky holding a blue bundle. The text reads �It�s a boy!�.

The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter and blue �dot� confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
A colour greetings card to celebrate a new arrival, from the Life Is Sweet range - by Icon publishing. The words inside read Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby boy and measures 160mm square (165mm once in its matching yellow envelope).
A great card from our publisher friends Redback. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
This simple yet beautiful card is embossed to give it a lovely feel. Sized at 135mm square, it comes with a silver envelope and is blank inside for your own message.
A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words