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Moths In My Wallet - Funny Valentines Card Moths In My Wallet - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
4 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card AA2925 Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card AA2925 new
£2.75
15 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Tourist Selfie - Risque Greeting Card Tourist Selfie - Risque Greeting Card new
£2.75
17 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Beaver - Funny Greeting Card Beaver - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
18 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Life Too Short - Funny Greeting Card AA3174 Life Too Short - Funny Greeting Card AA3174 new
£2.75
7 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Lay Z - Funny Greeting Card Lay Z - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
20 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Lesbianism - Funny Greeting Card Lesbianism - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

You Doughnut Know - Funny Valentines Card You Doughnut Know - Funny Valentines Card new
£2.75
5 in stock
This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Old Enough To Remember...Photos Of Their Fucking Dinner - Rude Birthday Card AA3857 Old Enough To Remember...Photos Of Their Fucking Dinner - Rude Birthday Card AA3857 new
£2.60
£2.60
17 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.
Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card Tiny Human - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

In Awe Of Your Vagina - Humorous New Baby Card In Awe Of Your Vagina - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Congrats On Your Fancy New Home - Humorous New Home Card Congrats On Your Fancy New Home - Humorous New Home Card new
£2.60
£2.60
1 in stock
Colourful and straight to the point - tell the recipient quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.
Its A Girl (Bright Lights Range) - Contemporary New Baby Card Its A Girl (Bright Lights Range) - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.75
1 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Congratulations, No Sleep For Two Years - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez Congratulations, No Sleep For Two Years - Humorous New Baby Card by Buddy Fernandez
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Well Done On The New Baby" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Your Balls Work - Humorous New Baby Card by Dave The Eagle Your Balls Work - Humorous New Baby Card by Dave The Eagle
£2.95
4 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the ...more
Welcome Baby - Letterpress New Baby Card Welcome Baby - Letterpress New Baby Card
£3.25
5 in stock
A great card from our publisher friends Redback. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Christening - Contemporary Christening Card Christening - Contemporary Christening Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This simple yet beautiful card is embossed to give it a lovely feel. Sized at 135mm square, it comes with a silver envelope and is blank inside for your own message.
Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card
£3.45
11 in stock
A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.
Dyslexic - Funny Greeting Card AA2917 Dyslexic - Funny Greeting Card AA2917 new
£2.75
8 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Theres No I in Team - Rude Greeting Card Theres No I in Team - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
£2.60
6 in stock

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Some Babies Are Proper Ugly - Humorous New Baby Card Some Babies Are Proper Ugly - Humorous New Baby Card new
£2.60
£2.60
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Dot Cock - Risque Greeting Card Dot Cock - Risque Greeting Card new
£2.75
4 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Moaner Lisa - Funny Greeting Card Moaner Lisa - Funny Greeting Card new
£2.75
7 in stock

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

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Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

This delightful humorous Valentines Day card from Paperlinks Froot Loop range should go down a treat! �Sized at 155mm square (160mm square once in its lovely cerise coloured envelope), it is blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. Comes with a white envelope.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This card is from a new publishing partner to Creased called Cheezy Zebra... who produce some great tongue-in-cheek cards for your pleasure!  Sized at 124 x 174mm, the card comes with a matching ribbed craft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Colourful and straight to the point - tell the recipient quite how you feel with a congrats!. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.
A great card from our publisher friends Redback. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "Well Done On The New Baby" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the ...more
A great card from our publisher friends Redback. This 150mm square card comes blank inside for your own words and packed with matching envelope.
This simple yet beautiful card is embossed to give it a lovely feel. Sized at 135mm square, it comes with a silver envelope and is blank inside for your own message.
A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a brown fleck kraft envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Sized at 104 x 150mm, this card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. It is produced in the UK with paper from responsible sources. FSC certified.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.

Inside this card is a small bag of flour made to look like a bag of cocaine! A6 greeting card printed on 300 gsm Tintoretto Mono Stucco. Each card comes with a bright matching envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK.