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We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 150 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

Celebratory Tipple - Contemporary Birthday Card AA3109 Celebratory Tipple - Contemporary Birthday Card AA3109
£2.75
1 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Happy Birthday Little Lady - Humorous Childs Birthday Card BA2151 Happy Birthday Little Lady - Humorous Childs Birthday Card BA2151
£2.60
5 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Happy Birthday Card with Balloons - Unique Shakie Glitter Card by James Ellis Cards AA1319 Happy Birthday Card with Balloons - Unique Shakie Glitter Card by James Ellis Cards AA1319
£3.45
10 in stock

Birthday Balloons Shakies card. A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter and red and gold ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you

A Little Cocktail - Cute Birthday Card A Little Cocktail - Cute Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
The Nineties - Contemporary Birthday Card (For People Born In The 90s) BA2390 The Nineties - Contemporary Birthday Card (For People Born In The 90s) BA2390 save
£2.75
£0.82
6 in stock
Great card which measures 150mm square and comes complete with envelope. Blank inside for your own words.
I Dont Do Birthday Cards - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1345 I Dont Do Birthday Cards - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1345
£2.60
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But For You I Made An Exception" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
Golf vs Baseball - Humorous Golf Related Birthday Card AA3123 Golf vs Baseball - Humorous Golf Related Birthday Card AA3123
£2.75
5 in stock
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Birthday Wishes (Super Day) - Unique Greeting Card BA2424 Birthday Wishes (Super Day) - Unique Greeting Card BA2424
£3.45
4 in stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


No Present - Funny Greeting Card AA3173 No Present - Funny Greeting Card AA3173 new
£2.75
8 in stock

From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

Birthday Boy - Unique Greeting Card BA2429 Birthday Boy - Unique Greeting Card BA2429
£3.25
5 in stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.

Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1440 Facebook Wall - Humorous Birthday Card by Buddy Fernandez AA1440
£2.60
12 in stock

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Yippee (Kapow Shakies Card) - Unusual Birthday Card AA3192 Yippee (Kapow Shakies Card) - Unusual Birthday Card AA3192 new
£3.45
6 in stock

A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with glitter and confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish that you can shake around.


The card is blank inside for

Orange Fairy Birthday - Unique Greeting Card BA2443 Orange Fairy Birthday - Unique Greeting Card BA2443
£3.45
5 in stock

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card AA1575 Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card AA1575 best
£2.75
22 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
I Literally Couldnt Care Less - Funny Coaster AA3209 I Literally Couldnt Care Less - Funny Coaster AA3209 new
£2.75
10 in stock

Great comedy coaster from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Plenty of dirty ring jokes round here!  

Cheers Birthday Boy - Contemporary Birthday Card BA2504 Cheers Birthday Boy - Contemporary Birthday Card BA2504 save
£2.75
£0.82
2 in stock
This card - Cheers Birthday Boy is bright, masculine and based on mixed media artworks by artist, Jo Corner. Jo is a founding designer from Blue Eyed Sun, a local Brighton based publisher. Cello-wrapped with a matching envelope, it is sized at 160mm square and blank inside for your own words
Council Tits - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1672 Council Tits - Humorous Birthday Card by Dave The Eagle AA1672
£2.95
1 in stock
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
Birthday Wishes  (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card AA3353 Birthday Wishes (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card AA3353 new
£2.75
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
Birthday Cake & Champagne - Traditional Birthday Card BA2518 Birthday Cake & Champagne - Traditional Birthday Card BA2518
£3.45
9 in stock
This card - Birthday Cake & Champagne is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with jewels, come cello-wrapped with a pearlescent white envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words
Birthday dinner - Little Reminder Card AA1787 Birthday dinner - Little Reminder Card AA1787
£1.00
7 in stock
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple.

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card AA3384 Men & Cards - Humorous Birthday Card AA3384
£2.75
3 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
Its Your Birthday - Traditional Birthday Card BA2528 Its Your Birthday - Traditional Birthday Card BA2528
£3.45
1 in stock
This card - Its Your Birthday is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with coloured jewels, come cello-wrapped with a pearl oyster envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words
Fibre Men AA1886 Fibre Men AA1886
£2.60
8 in stock

This great humorous card is from publishers Paperlink.  Sized at 127mm x 177mm, it comes complete with matching envelope and wrapped in an individual cello wrap.  The message inside reads 'Happy Birthday'

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From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

Birthday Balloons Shakies card. A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose silver glitter and red and gold ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you

From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.
Great card which measures 150mm square and comes complete with envelope. Blank inside for your own words.
Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card says "But For You I Made An Exception" inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.
From Dandelion Stationery, these cards are super cute, with great sentiments and messages. Printed on a fantastic quality cream card, they are either adorned or flittered (thats sprinkled with glitter to you and me) which gives them a real premium feel. Sized at 105 x 150mm they come with a matching brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own words.

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


From our friends at Quite Good Cards, this A6 greeting card is printed on 300gsm board. Each card comes with a blue envelope, sealed in a cellophane bag. Designed and printed in the UK, these cards are sized at 105 x 150mm and are blank inside for your own words

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.

Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card is blank inside for your own additional message and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope and ready for giving.

A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with glitter and confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish that you can shake around.


The card is blank inside for

This really unusual cards are printed and adorned in the UK on 300g fsc top quality board. The cards are enclosed with a brown rib 155mm envelope and are individually cello wrapped. Blank inside for your own words.


From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.

Great comedy coaster from our pals at Buddy Fernandez. Plenty of dirty ring jokes round here!  

This card - Cheers Birthday Boy is bright, masculine and based on mixed media artworks by artist, Jo Corner. Jo is a founding designer from Blue Eyed Sun, a local Brighton based publisher. Cello-wrapped with a matching envelope, it is sized at 160mm square and blank inside for your own words
Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way � aka poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs!

These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! If easily offended then get your cards from Clintons and harden the
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges.�So,�get�straight�to�the�point�with�this�150mm�square�card,�sized at 150mm square and blank inside for your own words.
This card - Birthday Cake & Champagne is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with jewels, come cello-wrapped with a pearlescent white envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words
Cute and unusual, these Little Reminder cards are from publisher Splimple.

They are little cards to give or to keep that convey a wonderful little message or request for information - and they fit in a wallet or purse.

They measure 55mm x 85mm and come with a matching silver envelope.
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Sized at 155mm square and with matchign envelope, all cello-wrapped for freshness!
This card - Its Your Birthday is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with coloured jewels, come cello-wrapped with a pearl oyster envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words

This great humorous card is from publishers Paperlink.  Sized at 127mm x 177mm, it comes complete with matching envelope and wrapped in an individual cello wrap.  The message inside reads 'Happy Birthday'