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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card save
£2.85
£1.43
SUPER SALE 2020
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
#Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card #Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.85
£1.43
SUPER SALE 2020
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
2 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Been Through A Lot Of Shit Together - Rude Valentines Card Been Through A Lot Of Shit Together - Rude Valentines Card new
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Valentine's Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card save
£2.85
£1.43
SUPER SALE 2020
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
17 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card save
£2.80
£1.40
SUPER SALE 2020
16 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Hope Your Neighbours Aren`t Cunts - Rude New Home Card Hope Your Neighbours Aren`t Cunts - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny New Home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny Get Well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
8 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
You Are Fucking Awesome - Humorous Love Related Card You Are Fucking Awesome - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Simple, Read the small text because this card gets more exciting. - As you can tell, this card is a little rude... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Appraisal - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Best Brother Ever, Except... - Rude Brother Birthday Card Best Brother Ever, Except... - Rude Brother Birthday Card new
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Brother Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
16 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Breaking Your Diet (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card Breaking Your Diet (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
2 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Bum Fun? - Rude Greeting Card Bum Fun? - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Buy That Twat A Card -  Humorous Birthday Card Buy That Twat A Card - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.95
2 in stock
Humorous Birthday Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Cant Be Fucked Anymore (Punctuation Network Event) - Humorous Greetings Card Cant Be Fucked Anymore (Punctuation Network Event) - Humorous Greetings Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
2 in stock
Punctuation Networking Event - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
19 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
34 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Cluster Cunt! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - C…

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