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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour leads to the funniest cards we have ever seen. Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for your recipient

There are a certain type of people that like rude cards and more importantly, you need to know the right people for these to pay off. You don't want to be sending a rude card to someone who is going to get offended... Which seems to be a lot of people nowadays.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion. Here are some our favourite rude card categories:

If these cards are slightly too much for you, we stock adult/risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

Our selection of rude cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! If you like rude humour, you should check out our blog post on rude jokes. This guide includes over 60 hilariously rude & offensive jokes for you to tell your friends and family.

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Proverbials Range, is simple, clean and clear. They are sized at 185 x 185mm, come with a brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
20 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Cheese & Wine Not Interested (Modern Toss) Cheese & Wine Not Interested (Modern Toss)
£2.75
2 in stock
From the brilliant Modern Toss - a hilarious range of greetings cards. Surely enough to make anyone laugh!? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified Publisher - Modern Toss
Happy Birthday Knobhead (Orange) - Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday Knobhead (Orange) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's or even as a Thank You card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
In My Bloody Battenburg - Rude Greeting Card In My Bloody Battenburg - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Live Long and Never Smell of Piss (Green) - Rude Birthday Card Live Long and Never Smell of Piss (Green) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Sniff It Barry - Funny Greeting Card Sniff It Barry - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
12 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
With Age Comes A Dry Vag - Rude Birthday Card With Age Comes A Dry Vag - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
#congratufuckinglations New Home - Rude New Home Card #congratufuckinglations New Home - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny new home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Another Gin Card - Rude Greeting Card Another Gin Card - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Bucket Hoop (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Bucket Hoop (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
40 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Bucket Hoop! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Cr…
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.85
3 in stock
Executive Burnout  - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
No Cure - Rude Greeting Card No Cure - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny get well card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
#Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card #Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
#congratufuckinglations engagement - Rude On Your Engagement Card #congratufuckinglations engagement - Rude On Your Engagement Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny engagement card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Anna Blowey (Lifes A Drag) -  Funny Drag Related Card Anna Blowey (Lifes A Drag) - Funny Drag Related Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Bugger Off - Humorous Leaving Card Bugger Off - Humorous Leaving Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Leaving card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card
£2.75
24 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Cluster Cunt! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - C…
Congratulations - Look Whos A Clever Cunt - Funny Graduation Card Congratulations - Look Whos A Clever Cunt - Funny Graduation Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny exam pass card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Rude and we absolutely love it. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Team Player - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Dear Sexy Fucker I Love You - Humourous Valentines Card Dear Sexy Fucker I Love You - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
15 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
First Fucking Card I Saw (Orange) - Rude Greetings Card First Fucking Card I Saw (Orange) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
17 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
From Slag To Old Slag -  Rude Birthday Card From Slag To Old Slag - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Fucking Arseholes Anonymous - Rude Greeting Card Fucking Arseholes Anonymous - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Fucking Arseholes Anonymous - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card Fun Day Out (Colin Is A Twat) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
3 in stock
A funny greeting card from Icon's Blush greeting card range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Premium silk coated board including spot varnish Publisher - ICON
Glad Your Mum Didnt Swallow - Rude Birthday Card Glad Your Mum Didnt Swallow - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
12 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Gay Lord -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Knob Jockey -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Knob Jockey - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt new
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
How Classy People Get Shitfaced - Humorous Greetings Card How Classy People Get Shitfaced - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Do Not Spew Profanities (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card I Do Not Spew Profanities (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
I Love You Sexy Fucker (Red) - Rude Anniversary Card I Love You Sexy Fucker (Red) - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
In Dog Years You`re Dead  - Humorous Birthday Card In Dog Years You`re Dead - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Humorous Birthday Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Like A Glove Puppet - Rude Greeting Card Like A Glove Puppet - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Nice Meal and Mandatory Shag (Pink) - Rude Anniversary Card Nice Meal and Mandatory Shag (Pink) - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
11 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Not Putting It In Me - Rude Greeting Card Not Putting It In Me - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
SEXY FUCKER - Rude Birthday Card SEXY FUCKER - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude belated birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
The Shits Again - Rude Greeting Card The Shits Again - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
23 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision Publisher - Tillovision
Throttle A Chicken - Rude Greeting Card Throttle A Chicken - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Went Straight To Sleep - Rude Greeting Card Went Straight To Sleep - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
WHOOP-DE-DO - Rude Birthday Card WHOOP-DE-DO - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Your Fanny Must Be Smashed Up Congrats On The Baby - Humorous New Baby Card Your Fanny Must Be Smashed Up Congrats On The Baby - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card #congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny Driving test card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Graduation - Rude Congratulation Graduation Card #congratufuckinglations Graduation - Rude Congratulation Graduation Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny congratulations card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
21 Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet - Rude 21st Birthday Card 21 Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet - Rude 21st Birthday Card
£2.95
24 in stock
Rude Humour 21st Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous 30th Birthday Card 30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 30th birthday card from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for that one person who never got out of that personality trait. Even when turning 30! Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card 364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.20
6 in stock
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card 40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 40th birthday cards from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for offending that one family member or friend on tehir big 40th milestone. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Please ensure you check the item title for the month on the card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Always Love Boobs - Funny Love Related Card Always Love Boobs - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Any Chance Of Anal - Rude Anniversary Card Any Chance Of Anal - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This rude anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. But will your recipient love it? We're talking about the card, not the sexual act... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (prono…
Awkward Cunt Cakes and Pastries - Humorous Greeting Card Awkward Cunt Cakes and Pastries - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Beautiful Bastard - Risque Greeting Card Beautiful Bastard - Risque Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny greetings card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Because Im Not A Cunt (Lionel) - Rude Greetings Card Because Im Not A Cunt (Lionel) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Big Gay Orgy - Gay Wedding Card Big Gay Orgy - Gay Wedding Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude gay wedding cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Birthday Card With Your Name On It - Cunt Birthday Card With Your Name On It - Cunt new
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Breaking Your Diet (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card Breaking Your Diet (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Bullshitters Refresher Course - Humorous Greetings Card Bullshitters Refresher Course - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Cant Be Fucked Anymore (Punctuation Network Event) - Humorous Greetings Card Cant Be Fucked Anymore (Punctuation Network Event) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Punctuation Networking Event - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Clear My Mind - Rude Modern Toss Greetings Card Clear My Mind - Rude Modern Toss Greetings Card
£2.75
5 in stock
One of the brilliant Modern Toss hilarious greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Clumsy Fuckwit - Rude Get Well Card Clumsy Fuckwit - Rude Get Well Card
£2.60
12 in stock
Do you know somebody who has broken a bone or injured themselves? This get well soon card could be perfect for te clumsy fuckwit! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching White Envelope Size - 140 x 140mm Card Type - High quality plain white Publisher - Bawdy Designs
Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
7 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card
£3.45
1 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant New Baby cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Cow (Letterword Range) Cow (Letterword Range) save
£2.20
8 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! from the Letterword Range Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards
Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card save
£2.75
13 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Go on be a bit crude... Cum Dump! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovel…
Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Dont Rush Back To Work You`re A Twat - Offensive Get Well Card Dont Rush Back To Work You`re A Twat - Offensive Get Well Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny get well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. This could be perfect for that work colleague you hate! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
Drunk And Bitchy Like You - Humorous Birthday Card Drunk And Bitchy Like You - Humorous Birthday Card sale
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Even Cunts Deserve An Anniversary Card Even Cunts Deserve An Anniversary Card new
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday  - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Even Your Dog Knows You`re A Cunt - Offensive Greeting Card Even Your Dog Knows You`re A Cunt - Offensive Greeting Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
7 in stock
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Fancy A Birthday Bum - Humorous Birthday Card Fancy A Birthday Bum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Fondle My Fanny - Rude Birthday Card Fondle My Fanny - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Hilarious Greetings Card, Say it like it is - with Buddy Fernandez cards. This card comes blank inside and is 140mm square printed on top quality board. 145mm square once inside its white envelope. Blank for your own personal message.
Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
18 in stock
Rude humour 40th Birthday card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
14 in stock
Friday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
From One Parent To Another - Rude Greeting Card From One Parent To Another - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Fuck Checklist - Rude Greetings Card Fuck Checklist - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card save
£2.75
13 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Fuck Face! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Crea…
Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Get Well Soon Faker - Funny Get Well Soon Card Get Well Soon Faker - Funny Get Well Soon Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude get well cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
37 in stock
Be straight up! (Excuse the boner pun) This rude card can be used for so many different occasions... Valentines, Anniversary & Birthday to name a few. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality matching envelope Size - 150mm square Card Type - Printed on luxury textured 300gsm board. Publisher - Bawdy Designs
Good Luck Cunt - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Cunt - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Good Luck Dont Fuck Up - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Dont Fuck Up - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Good Luck Fucker - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Fucker - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Good Luck Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Good Luck In Your Exam You Clever Cunt - Rude Good Luck In Your Exams Card Good Luck In Your Exam You Clever Cunt - Rude Good Luck In Your Exams Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Got You This Shitty Card (Green) - Rude Greetings Card Got You This Shitty Card (Green) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Gutter Gash (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Gutter Gash (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
31 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Gutter Gash! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Cr…
Happy Birthday Baby Dick - Risque Birthday Card Happy Birthday Baby Dick - Risque Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Bitch - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bitch - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Clunge Magnet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Birthday Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Hairy Beast - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Hairy Beast - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
14 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Saggy Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Shit For Brains - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Shit For Brains - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Tiny Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Tiny Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Knob -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Knob - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Wank Stain - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Wank Stain - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card supplier
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker
£2.75
9 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Happy Birthday You Old Twat - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Old Twat - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for a divorce. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Fucking Whatever Happy Fucking Whatever
£2.75
7 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
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6 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
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£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops

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