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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card new
£2.95
13 in stock
Rude humour 40th Birthday card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Cuntface - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cuntface - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.60
1 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Greetings Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
5 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
15 in stock
This funny Anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card 30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card 40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Age 80 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 80th Birthday Card Age 80 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
20 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Badass Best Bitch - Rude Birthday Card Badass Best Bitch - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.60
5 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Big Beastin Beef Curtains (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Big Beastin Beef Curtains (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card save
£2.75
14 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Big Beastin' Beef Curtains! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.…
Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.75
2 in stock
Executive Burnout  - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
24 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

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