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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card sale
£2.60
11 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
17 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.75
9 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card sale
£2.60
19 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Happy Birthday Tit Face - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Tit Face - Rude Birthday Card sale
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.75
8 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card new
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Greetings Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Like Fuck Am I Sorry - Rude Leaving Card Like Fuck Am I Sorry - Rude Leaving Card new
£2.60
2 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude leaving cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't either! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Medical Tests  - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card Medical Tests - Cyanide & Happiness Greeting Card sale
£2.75
1 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Things That Define You Wanker - Rude Greeting Card Things That Define You Wanker - Rude Greeting Card sale
£2.75
1 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Total Fucking Disaster (Shelf) - Humorous Greeting Card Total Fucking Disaster (Shelf) - Humorous Greeting Card sale
£2.75
5 in stock
Total Fucking Disaster - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny Anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations New Home - Rude New Home Card #congratufuckinglations New Home - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny new home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card 3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Beard Beard
£2.75
8 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card sale
£2.75
2 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
59 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Cum Sl*t - Greetings Card With Badge Cum Sl*t - Greetings Card With Badge sale
£3.45
4 in stock
This unusal card is produced by Boogaloo Stu designs and comes complete with a lovely badge for the recipient to proudly adorn.  The card is sized at 151mm x 105mm and comes complete with envelope.  Blank inside for your own message - or you could just let the badge do the talking!
Dogs Are Clever - Humorous Greeting Card Dogs Are Clever - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Animals have personalities too? They aren't all just the same! Just like this one... Inside  - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Everyone Looks Better In Candlelight - Rude Greeting Card Everyone Looks Better In Candlelight - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.60
8 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co

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