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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour is what most people look for in greeting cards (if you’re not boring).

Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for you.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Although we do stock Adult/Risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

If you’d prefer to check out our huge list of Adult/Risque cards then CLICK HERE

Our selection of rude greeting cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our rude greeting cards!

Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
25 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
25 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
23 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card new
£2.95
24 in stock
Rude humour 40th Birthday card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
6 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
45 in stock
Be straight up! (Excuse the boner pun) This rude card can be used for so many different occasions... Valentines, Anniversary & Birthday to name a few. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality matching envelope Size - 150mm square Card Type - Printed on luxury textured 300gsm board. Publisher - Bawdy Designs
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Happy Birthday You Old Twat - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Old Twat - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's or even as a Thank You card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.80
3 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
#bothered Whateva - Humorous Greeting Card #bothered Whateva - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card #congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny Driving test card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card 3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous 30th Birthday Card 30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.85
11 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 30th birthday card from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for that one person who never got out of that personality trait. Even when turning 30! Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card 40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 40th birthday cards from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for offending that one family member or friend on tehir big 40th milestone. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Age 70 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card Age 70 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Age 80 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 80th Birthday Card Age 80 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
12 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

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