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Rude Greeting Cards

We believe that rude and offensive humour leads to the funniest cards we have ever seen. Whether it’s sexual jokes, strong language or just straight up abusive. We have the perfect rude greeting card for your recipient

There are a certain type of people that like rude cards and more importantly, you need to know the right people for these to pay off. You don't want to be sending a rude card to someone who is going to get offended... Which seems to be a lot of people nowadays.

We have hundreds of brilliant rude cards that can suit many different occasions. Be warned - some are very offensive and insulting! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion. Here are some our favourite rude card categories:

If these cards are slightly too much for you, we stock adult/risque cards which include cheeky sexual innuendos or small swear words, we don’t believe they are strong enough to make it into our Rude cards section. This is where it gets a little offensive.

Our selection of rude cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your offensive greeting card needs are taken care of! If you like rude humour, you should check out our blog post on rude jokes. This guide includes over 60 hilariously rude & offensive jokes for you to tell your friends and family.

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In February - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In February - Rude Birthday Card
£2.50
8 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
9 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
RIM JOBS RIM JOBS new
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 140mm Square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Sarcastic Mothers Day Card Sarcastic Mothers Day Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
SEXY FUCKER - Rude Birthday Card SEXY FUCKER - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Thanks For Swallowing - Rude Valentines Card Thanks For Swallowing - Rude Valentines Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Hilarious Puns and Funny Jokes are the aim with this brillaint range of Valentine's Day Cards. * Some cards may be a little rude. Inside - Blank for your own personal Message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality hammered cardstock Publisher - Pack A Punch
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Birthday Card With Your Name On It - Cunt Birthday Card With Your Name On It - Cunt
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Bring The Lube Valentines Bring The Lube Valentines new
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 140mm Square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Fucking Cunt Card Fucking Cunt Card new
£2.85
4 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
33 in stock
Be straight up! (Excuse the boner pun) This rude card can be used for so many different occasions... Valentines, Anniversary & Birthday to name a few. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality matching envelope Size - 150mm square Card Type - Printed on luxury textured 300gsm board. Publisher - Bawdy Designs
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Happy Fucking Whatever Happy Fucking Whatever
£2.75
2 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude new home card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
My Condolences To Your Vagina (Holy Flaps) - Humorous New Baby Card My Condolences To Your Vagina (Holy Flaps) - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
3 in stock
New Arrival - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Not Putting It In Me - Rude Greeting Card Not Putting It In Me - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Shit Grenade - Rude Greeting Card Shit Grenade - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card Thirty - How The Fuck Did That Happen? - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 30th Birthday Milestone card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
We Stick Together Valentine -Rude Valentines Card We Stick Together Valentine -Rude Valentines Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
You Truly Are The Most Amazing Aunt / Cunt You Truly Are The Most Amazing Aunt / Cunt new
£2.85
10 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
21 Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet - Rude 21st Birthday Card 21 Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet - Rude 21st Birthday Card
£2.95
28 in stock
Rude Humour 21st Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous 30th Birthday Card 30… And Still A Twat (Holy Flaps) - Humorous 30th Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 30th birthday card from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for that one person who never got out of that personality trait. Even when turning 30! Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Best Brother Ever, Except... - Rude Brother Birthday Card Best Brother Ever, Except... - Rude Brother Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Brother Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Clumsy Fuckwit - Rude Get Well Card Clumsy Fuckwit - Rude Get Well Card
£2.60
6 in stock
Do you know somebody who has broken a bone or injured themselves? This get well soon card could be perfect for te clumsy fuckwit! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching White Envelope Size - 140 x 140mm Card Type - High quality plain white Publisher - Bawdy Designs
Dont Rush Back To Work You`re A Twat - Offensive Get Well Card Dont Rush Back To Work You`re A Twat - Offensive Get Well Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny get well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. This could be perfect for that work colleague you hate! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
First Fucking Card I Saw (Orange) - Rude Greetings Card First Fucking Card I Saw (Orange) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
15 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
15 in stock
Rude humour 40th Birthday card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Glad Your Mum Didnt Swallow - Rude Birthday Card Glad Your Mum Didnt Swallow - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Knob Jockey -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Knob Jockey - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card supplier
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Huge C*ck - Humorous Greetings Card Huge C*ck - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
I Dont Care What She Says, Even If She Is Your Mum I Dont Care What She Says, Even If She Is Your Mum new
£2.85
5 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Inner peace (Holy Flaps Range) Inner peace (Holy Flaps Range) new
£2.85
3 in stock
Wonderfully funny card from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Itchy Bum - Humorous Greeting Card Itchy Bum - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Money Saving Card Money Saving Card new
£2.85
3 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
My Brother Still A Knobhead - Rude Brother Birthday Card My Brother Still A Knobhead - Rude Brother Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card for your Brother. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
National Trust Walk (The Working Day) - Funny Greeting Card National Trust Walk (The Working Day) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
The Weekend  - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Nice Meal and Mandatory Shag (Pink) - Rude Anniversary Card Nice Meal and Mandatory Shag (Pink) - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
13 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Sorry Its So Shit - Humorous Christmas Card Sorry Its So Shit - Humorous Christmas Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Sorting Hat - Funny Greeting Card Sorting Hat - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Bright Yellow envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
SPUNK SALON SPUNK SALON new
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 140mm Square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
The Shits Again - Rude Greeting Card The Shits Again - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
15 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision Publisher - Tillovision
Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
WET SPOT WET SPOT new
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 140mm Square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
With Age Comes A Dry Vag - Rude Birthday Card With Age Comes A Dry Vag - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
You Are Fucking Awesome - Love Related Card You Are Fucking Awesome - Love Related Card new
£2.95
5 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Your Knob Still Does The Job (Blue) - Rude Anniversary Card Your Knob Still Does The Job (Blue) - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card #Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
#congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card #congratufuckinglations Driving Test - Rude Passed Driving Test Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Driving test card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations engagement - Rude On Your Engagement Card #congratufuckinglations engagement - Rude On Your Engagement Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny engagement card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Graduation - Rude Congratulation Graduation Card #congratufuckinglations Graduation - Rude Congratulation Graduation Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny congratulations card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card 364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.20
6 in stock
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card 40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 40th birthday cards from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for offending that one family member or friend on tehir big 40th milestone. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
17 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Please ensure you check the item title for the month on the card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Another Gin Card - Rude Greeting Card Another Gin Card - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Any Chance Of Anal - Rude Anniversary Card Any Chance Of Anal - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This rude anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. But will your recipient love it? We're talking about the card, not the sexual act... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (prono…
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Awkward Cunt Cakes and Pastries - Humorous Greeting Card Awkward Cunt Cakes and Pastries - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Because Im Not A Cunt (Lionel) - Rude Greetings Card Because Im Not A Cunt (Lionel) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Big Gay Orgy - Gay Wedding Card Big Gay Orgy - Gay Wedding Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude gay wedding cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Breaking Your Diet (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card Breaking Your Diet (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Bucket Hoop (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Bucket Hoop (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
39 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Bucket Hoop! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Cr…
Bugger Off - Humorous Leaving Card Bugger Off - Humorous Leaving Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Leaving card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Bullshitters Refresher Course - Humorous Greetings Card Bullshitters Refresher Course - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Buy That Twat A Card -  Humorous Birthday Card Buy That Twat A Card - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Humorous Birthday Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Cant Be Fucked Anymore (Punctuation Network Event) - Humorous Greetings Card Cant Be Fucked Anymore (Punctuation Network Event) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Punctuation Networking Event - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cheese & Wine Not Interested (Modern Toss) Cheese & Wine Not Interested (Modern Toss)
£2.75
1 in stock
From the brilliant Modern Toss - a hilarious range of greetings cards. Surely enough to make anyone laugh!? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified Publisher - Modern Toss
Clear My Mind - Rude Modern Toss Greetings Card Clear My Mind - Rude Modern Toss Greetings Card
£2.75
5 in stock
One of the brilliant Modern Toss hilarious greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card
£2.75
24 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Cluster Cunt! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - C…
Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
7 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Come In - Humorous Greeting Card Come In - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Congratulations - Look Whos A Clever Cunt - Funny Graduation Card Congratulations - Look Whos A Clever Cunt - Funny Graduation Card
£2.85
11 in stock
This funny exam pass card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Rude and we absolutely love it. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card Couldn’t Be Fucked Team Player - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Team Player - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Cow (Letterword Range) Cow (Letterword Range)
£2.20
6 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! from the Letterword Range Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards
Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cum Dump (Crude Stripe Range) - Offensive Greeting Card
£2.75
12 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Go on be a bit crude... Cum Dump! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovel…
Cunt - Rude Greeting Card Cunt - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Dont Leave Me In This Shit Hole - Rude Leaving Card Dont Leave Me In This Shit Hole - Rude Leaving Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Leaving Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves perfectly when you don't like your job but a work colleague is moving onto a new job. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card Dress Code - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Work - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss.
Even Cunts Deserve An Anniversary Card Even Cunts Deserve An Anniversary Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday  - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Even Your Dog Knows You`re A Cunt - Offensive Greeting Card Even Your Dog Knows You`re A Cunt - Offensive Greeting Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Executive Burnout  - Modern Toss Executive Burnout - Modern Toss
£2.85
3 in stock
Executive Burnout  - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
14 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card Fab Gay Best Friend - Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
The Gay Best Friend Card requires no explanation. Say thank you to the one who is always there when you need them. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Fancy A Birthday Bum - Humorous Birthday Card Fancy A Birthday Bum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card Friday - Risque Blank Greeting Card
£2.75
14 in stock
Friday - a great day of the week and part of a fab range which covers all days of the week. In a lovely pink & white colour scheme it suits any occasion. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
From Slag To Old Slag -  Rude Birthday Card From Slag To Old Slag - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Fuck Checklist - Rude Greetings Card Fuck Checklist - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
11 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Fuck Face! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Crea…
Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card Fuck It Thisll Do - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Fucking Arseholes Anonymous - Rude Greeting Card Fucking Arseholes Anonymous - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Fucking Arseholes Anonymous - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Fucking Twat Card Fucking Twat Card new
£2.85
4 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Gammon Flaps (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Gammon Flaps (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
5 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Gammon Flaps! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - C…
Get Well Soon Faker - Funny Get Well Soon Card Get Well Soon Faker - Funny Get Well Soon Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude get well cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Good Luck Cunt - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Cunt - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Good Luck Dont Fuck Up - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Dont Fuck Up - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Good Luck Fucker - Rude Good Luck Card Good Luck Fucker - Rude Good Luck Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Good Luck Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Good Luck In Your Exam You Clever Cunt - Rude Good Luck In Your Exams Card Good Luck In Your Exam You Clever Cunt - Rude Good Luck In Your Exams Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny Good Luck card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Got You This Shitty Card (Green) - Rude Greetings Card Got You This Shitty Card (Green) - Rude Greetings Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Gutter Gash (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Gutter Gash (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
25 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Gutter Gash! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Cr…
Happy Birthday Baby Dick - Risque Birthday Card Happy Birthday Baby Dick - Risque Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Birthday Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Happy Birthday Gay Lord -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Hairy Beast - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Hairy Beast - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
13 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Happy Birthday Homo - Risque Birthday Card Happy Birthday Homo - Risque Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Humorous Birthday Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Saggy Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Wank Stain - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Wank Stain - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 178 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker
£2.75
7 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card Happy Divorce - Humorous Divorce Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for a divorce. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Just How Big Are You? See how your partner stacks up with this cheeky card. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
I Do Not Spew Profanities (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card I Do Not Spew Profanities (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards

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