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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

Heard The Wine Say - Humorous Greetings Card Heard The Wine Say - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
10 in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from Quotecards range by Icon Publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Pink Size - 128 x 176mm Card Type - High quality FSC board Publisher - ICON
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
11 in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
19 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny Get Well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card #congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny new baby card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#happyanniversary Nice And Meal Shag Day - Humorous Anniversary Card #happyanniversary Nice And Meal Shag Day - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. It's true though isn't it? These are the main events on an anniversary Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-H…
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Another birthday? - Humorous Birthday Card Another birthday? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Phew!" Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher -…
Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
13 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
15 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Dixie Normus - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Dixie Normus - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.85
10 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Feeling Paw-ley - Risque Get Well Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Feeling Paw-ley - Risque Get Well Card (Cats Are Twats Range)
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Get well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. This get well soon card couldnt be perfect for a cat lover! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)…
Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Love For You Is Like A Candle - Humorous Love Related Card Love For You Is Like A Candle - Humorous Love Related Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from Quotecards range by Icon Publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Orange Size - 128 x 176mm Card Type - High quality FSC board Publisher - ICON
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
13 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card One Year Closer To Death - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Rhoda Bigcock - Humorous Drag Related Card Rhoda Bigcock - Humorous Drag Related Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Wilma Fingadoo - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Wilma Fingadoo - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card You Sexy Bastard - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You Were Made For Me - Humorous Love Related Card You Were Made For Me - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
1 in stock
You were made for me - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss

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