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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

Celebrities - Humorous 70th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "... you're somewhat older than Ozzy Osbourne, the entire Civil Service, The Archers, Israel - and anyone born since the creation of the National He…
Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) best
£2.85
12 in stock
Hilarious Cat humour and one of our best sellers here at Creased Cards. Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
18 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card best
£2.80
1 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card Appraisal - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Beard - Risque Greetings Card Beard - Risque Greetings Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
3 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
12 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card love
£2.85
12 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. This is exactly how you react when you realise how old you are getting! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card That`s Awkward - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
8 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
10 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card Your Nob Still Does The Job - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny Anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#anniversary Going Down On Me Day - Humorous Anniversary Card #anniversary Going Down On Me Day - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. It's a bit sexual but perfect for your other half Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card #congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny new baby card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
16 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Another birthday? - Humorous Birthday Card Another birthday? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Phew!" Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher -…
Awesome Friend Thank You - Friendship Thank You Card Awesome Friend Thank You - Friendship Thank You Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Best Fucking Wife Ever - Humorous Valentines Card Best Fucking Wife Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).

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