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Risque & Adult Greeting Cards

Risque & Adult greeting cards are like the halfway point for clean & rude cards. Fancy something a little rude, but within reason? Then this is the place to be.

Sexual innuendos and small swear words (but not too offensive) flood our hilarious Risque & adult greeting cards. You must have bags of banter to send & receive one of these cards, so choose the recipient wisely.

Risque & Adult cards come in nearly every single occasion. From weddings to Birthday cards, we guarantee there is a Risque and Adult card for that.

With over 400 funny Risque and Adult cards to choose from, you are spoiled for choice and you can browse them all here - be warned - some are a little offensive and sexual! You can refine your search by using the left-hand menu - for example, you can filter by things such as recipient type or occasion.

Our selection of Adult and Risque cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Risque and Adult greeting card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our Adult greeting cards!

If these cards aren't rude enough for you, then check out our wide range of Rude greeting cards HERE

Or... If these cards are too rude, head over to our Funny greeting cards and select CLEAN on the left hand menu

Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card sale
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "It's no use... I can't lie" Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible…
Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card sale
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Beard Beard
£2.75
4 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Cats (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card sale
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
1 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Got Everything - Humorous Greetings Card Got Everything - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Absolutely hilarious cards from Paperlink. Great graphics that'll be sure to make you chuckle Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Yellow Envelope Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
1 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Birthday Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Major Munter (Crude Stripe Range)- Rude Greeting Card Major Munter (Crude Stripe Range)- Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
34 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards...and what would you expect? Crudeness of course - in a simple stripe!. So, we called the range 'Crude Stripe'... naturally. Go on be a bit crude... Major Munter! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a l…
Naughty Honeymoon - Humorous Wedding Card Naughty Honeymoon - Humorous Wedding Card
£2.75
11 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude belated birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card Treat Yourself, Have a W*nk - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
7 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny milestone birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card Are You Childish? - Risque Greeting Card best
£2.60
4 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Bev Arrarge - Humorous Drag Related Card Bev Arrarge - Humorous Drag Related Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Birthday Back Massage Voucher - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Back Massage Voucher - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…

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