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Funny Greeting Cards

When isn’t there a good time to send a funny greetings card? We have all received that greetings card that has brought us to tears due to the extreme amount of laughter.

We believe there is no wrong time to send a humorous greetings card and here at Creased Cards we take pride in specialising in the funniest greeting cards on the web.

With over 850 entertaining greeting cards to choose from, you’re spoiled for choice. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often!

Our selection of hilariously funny cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny card needs are taken care of!

Have a SCROLL through our hilarious greeting cards. Remember, if these are too clean for you, make sure to check out our Adult & Risque cards or if you want something proper offensive, head over to our Rude Greetings cards.

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Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
26 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
25 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Happy Birthday You Massive Div - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Massive Div - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card First Fucking Card I Saw - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Going To Look Rubbish (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card Going To Look Rubbish (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
17 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Benefits of Being Old - Humorous Birthday Card Benefits of Being Old - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
11 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "… just give them your underpants." Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from resp…
Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397 Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397 new
£2.60
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Difficult - Humorous Birthday Card Difficult - Humorous Birthday Card save
£2.50
51 in stock
Hilarious cards from the "sign of the times" range featuring funny puns with high quality graphics. Inside - Blank for your own perosnal message Envelope - High quality kraft envelope Size - 120 x 170 mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Big Jon
Excited - Humorous Greetings Card Excited - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Family Member Im Least Ashamed To Be Related To (Cloud Nine) - Humorous Birthday Card Family Member Im Least Ashamed To Be Related To (Cloud Nine) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
19 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
6 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 new
£2.60
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's or even as a Thank You card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Sniff It Barry - Funny Greeting Card BA5380 Sniff It Barry - Funny Greeting Card BA5380 new
£2.75
24 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card Tourettes - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.80
3 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
70 Years of Fabulousness - Humorous 70th Birthday Card 70 Years of Fabulousness - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Age 80 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 80th Birthday Card Age 80 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 80th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
These cards are from the How Many Days Range and are cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
6 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Be Honest With Yourself (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card Be Honest With Yourself (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£3.95
16 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Beard - Risque Greetings Card Beard - Risque Greetings Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards

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