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When isn’t there a good time to send a funny greetings card? We have all received that card that has brought us to tears due to the extreme amount of laughter. Here you can find a huge selection of funny cards to suit all occasions.

In case you didn't already know, we pride ourselves on providing the funniest cards on the web. This category is full of lots of cards, to help you find the right card, we have set up a few seperate pages so that your browsing is made easier. Check them out below.

With over 850 funny cards to choose from, you’re spoiled for choice. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often!

Our selection of funny greetings cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny card needs are taken care of!

Although we believe these cards are some of the funniest on the web, you may have a slightly ruder sense of humour (Like us). If that is so, then you should have a browse through our other selections. If you like something rude, but not so rude that it could be considered offensive or too much, check out our adult cards or if you want to cross that line then our rude cards are best for you.

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Seeing as you like all things funny, check out our blog posts on 60 funny rude jokes. It's packed full of inappropriate jokes perfect to include inside your cards. Or find our what to write in section of the site on our blog.

Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card Cocaine - Risque Birthday Card
£3.25
3 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
21 in stock
From the Good Things range over at Redback cards, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
GREAT DAUGHTER, PROPER PROUD - Funny Daughter Birthday Card GREAT DAUGHTER, PROPER PROUD - Funny Daughter Birthday Card new
£2.85
1 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
The Care Homes Booked Mum (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Birthday Card The Care Homes Booked Mum (Holy Flaps) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
10 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe new
£2.85
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Aged to Perfection Aged to Perfection
£2.75
1 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from The Art File. The card has an emboss finish printed on brown textured board Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Kraft Brown Board Publisher - The Art File
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
20 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Enjoy Your First Birthday In Isolation - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card Enjoy Your First Birthday In Isolation - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Humourous Locakdown Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Great News! You`re Still Alive (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card Great News! You`re Still Alive (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£3.95
12 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Think Your Birthday Is Sometime Around Now I Think Your Birthday Is Sometime Around Now new
£2.85
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
LOVELY BOOBS (CRACKING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman LOVELY BOOBS (CRACKING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman new
£2.85
1 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Never Grow Up - Humorous Greeting Card Never Grow Up - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Nice Meal and Mandatory Shag (Pink) - Rude Anniversary Card Nice Meal and Mandatory Shag (Pink) - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
REFLECTED IN THE INHERITANCE - Funny Dad Birthday Card REFLECTED IN THE INHERITANCE - Funny Dad Birthday Card new
£2.85
8 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
REFLECTED IN THE INHERITANCE - Funny Mum Birthday Card REFLECTED IN THE INHERITANCE - Funny Mum Birthday Card new
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
You`re A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card You`re A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
19 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
30 Growing Up - Contemporary 30th Birthday Card 30 Growing Up - Contemporary 30th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Contempoary Milestone 30th Birthday Card. Brilliant lyric on front of the card reading "growing old is compulsory, but growing up is optional" and how true is that? That's exactly how we feel! Never grow up too much! Inside - Happy 30th Birthday Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160mm square Card Type - Premium uncoated matt board Publisher - ICON
70 Years of Fabulousness - Humorous 70th Birthday Card 70 Years of Fabulousness - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
A Perfect Daughter - Humorous Daughter Birthday Card A Perfect Daughter - Humorous Daughter Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This great range of funny cards has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsi…
All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
1 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Baby Dont Herd Me - Funny Greetings Card Baby Dont Herd Me - Funny Greetings Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Be Honest With Yourself (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card Be Honest With Yourself (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£3.95
15 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Big Beastin Beef Curtains (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Big Beastin Beef Curtains (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card save
£2.75
3 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Big Beastin' Beef Curtains! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.…
Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.85
9 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Bit Harsh - Humorous Greeting Card Bit Harsh - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.80
2 in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from The Colourful Mind Range. Featuring hand drawings by artist Will McPhaill. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Kraft Envelope Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Born To Stand Out - Photographic Greetings Card Born To Stand Out - Photographic Greetings Card
£2.75
8 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
BOTH BLOODY LOVELY - Funny Anniversary Card BOTH BLOODY LOVELY - Funny Anniversary Card new
£2.85
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Cat In A Fish Bowl - Humorous Greeting Card Cat In A Fish Bowl - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision

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