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Funny Greeting Cards

When isn’t there a good time to send a funny greetings card? We have all received that greetings card that has brought us to tears due to the extreme amount of laughter.

We believe there is no wrong time to send a humorous greetings card and here at Creased Cards we take pride in specialising in the funniest greeting cards on the web.

With over 850 entertaining greeting cards to choose from, you’re spoiled for choice. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often!

Our selection of hilariously funny cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny card needs are taken care of!

Have a SCROLL through our hilarious greeting cards. Remember, if these are too clean for you, make sure to check out our Adult & Risque cards or if you want something proper offensive, head over to our Rude Greetings cards.

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Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card Awkward Cunt - Humourous Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
7 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
17 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Dancing - Humorous Greeting Card Dancing - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.60
£1.30
SUPER SALE 2020
2 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Brightly coloured print on the front for a vibrant and attractive finish. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
#Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card #Cocksplash - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.85
£1.43
SUPER SALE 2020
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Glow Jesus - Funny Greeting Card Glow Jesus - Funny Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
1 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Happy Valentines Day To You & Your Resting Bitch Face - Rude Valentines Day Card Happy Valentines Day To You & Your Resting Bitch Face - Rude Valentines Day Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great Valentines Day card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Lady Ba Ba - Humorous Greeting Card Lady Ba Ba - Humorous Greeting Card save
£2.60
£0.52
SUPER SALE 2020 - EXTRA
26 in stock
This cute but funny greeting card is a brilliant illustration onto a lovely blue coloured card. This card is measured at 100mm x 145mm and comes complete with a kraft envelope. The card is left blank inside for your own personal message.
Party Time (Man) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card Party Time (Man) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Touch My Bits - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card Touch My Bits - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious love related card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Always Brie Together - Humorous Anniversary Card Always Brie Together - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Who doesn't enjoy a good food pun? This cheesy pun is perfect on this hilarious anniversary card. This card could also be used to send to your loved one as a greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Kraft Brown Size 160mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Tillovision
Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card Cluster Cunt (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Offensive Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
29 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Cluster Cunt! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - C…
Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card
£2.85
10 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Pub…
Cooler Than Everyone Else Cooler Than Everyone Else new
£2.75
6 in stock
This stunning card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Enduring Your Farts - Humorous Birthday Card Enduring Your Farts - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card F*ck Off C*ck C*nt - Humorous Greetings Card save
£2.80
£1.40
SUPER SALE 2020
16 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card Fuck Face (Filthy Thoughts Range) - Rude Greeting Card save
£2.75
£1.37
SUPER SALE 2020
21 in stock
This is one of Creased's very own range of cards - Filthy Thoughts!   Quite simply - a filthy thought in a lovely thought bubble! Go on... have a filthy thought... Fuck Face! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more filthy thoughts... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Crea…
Happy Anniversary - Contemporary Anniversary Card Happy Anniversary - Contemporary Anniversary Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Anniversary card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Rosie is well known for her cute illustrations, just like this one of two characters hugging! Makes us want a hug... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thin…
Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunty - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's or even as a Thank You card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Most Beautiful 6/10 - Funny Love Related Card Most Beautiful 6/10 - Funny Love Related Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the George range. This card is bright and blunt to the point. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
6 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Unavoidably End Up P*ssed Day (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Unavoidably End Up P*ssed Day (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card save
£2.85
£1.43
SUPER SALE 2020
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards

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