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When isn’t there a good time to send a funny greetings card? We have all received that card that has brought us to tears due to the extreme amount of laughter. Here you can find a huge selection of funny cards to suit all occasions.

In case you didn't already know, we pride ourselves on providing the funniest cards on the web. This category is full of lots of cards, to help you find the right card, we have set up a few seperate pages so that your browsing is made easier. Check them out below.

With over 850 funny cards to choose from, you’re spoiled for choice. You can refine by things such as humour, rudeness, recipient type or occasion to make the ideal choice. We're constantly updating this page and adding new cards to give you only the freshest funny greeting cards for any occasion, so be sure to check back often!

Our selection of funny greetings cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny card needs are taken care of!

Although we believe these cards are some of the funniest on the web, you may have a slightly ruder sense of humour (Like us). If that is so, then you should have a browse through our other selections. If you like something rude, but not so rude that it could be considered offensive or too much, check out our adult cards or if you want to cross that line then our rude cards are best for you.

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Seeing as you like all things funny, check out our blog posts on 60 funny rude jokes. It's packed full of inappropriate jokes perfect to include inside your cards. Or find our what to write in section of the site on our blog.

BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
11 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Baby Dont Herd Me - Funny Greetings Card Baby Dont Herd Me - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.75
14 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
5 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Live Long and Never Smell of Piss (Green) - Rude Birthday Card Live Long and Never Smell of Piss (Green) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
15 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Never Too Old - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Never Too Old - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 50th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Super Dad (Pinata Range) - Unique Badge Card For Fathers Dad BA6015 Super Dad (Pinata Range) - Unique Badge Card For Fathers Dad BA6015 new
£3.95
3 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Sure Mum Will Look After You - Funny Dad Related Card Sure Mum Will Look After You - Funny Dad Related Card new
£2.85
1 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card new
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Bagging Area - Funny Greetings Card Bagging Area - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.75
13 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
BANGIN BOOBS ARE A WELCOME BONUS - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman BANGIN BOOBS ARE A WELCOME BONUS - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman new
£2.85
1 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Best Birthday In The Hole World - Humorous Birthday Card Best Birthday In The Hole World - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Best Card, Really Crap Shop - Funny Greetings Card Best Card, Really Crap Shop - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.85
6 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
32 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Pub…
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday From A Social Distance - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card Happy Birthday From A Social Distance - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card new
£2.95
5 in stock
Humourous Locakdown Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Must Give Up Drinking - Funny Greetings Card Must Give Up Drinking - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.75
16 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card BA5913 NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card BA5913 new
£2.85
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
70 Years of Fabulousness - Humorous 70th Birthday Card 70 Years of Fabulousness - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
17 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
26 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
6 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Proverbials Range, is simple, clean and clear. They are sized at 185 x 185mm, come with a brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Boo Bees - Humorous Greetings Card Boo Bees - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4 in stock
One of our all time best sellers. People must really love spooky honey .Part of the signature Silly Smile range, which features only the choicest puns.Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size - 105mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC Certified board Publisher - Jelly Armchair
Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday  - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card new
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Fountain Of Youth - Funny Greeting Card Fountain Of Youth - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
13 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this funny greetings card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Anniversary - Contemporary Anniversary Card Happy Anniversary - Contemporary Anniversary Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Anniversary card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Rosie is well known for her cute illustrations, just like this one of two characters hugging! Makes us want a hug... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thin…
Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Hope Your Birthday Is Koala-Tee (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Birthday Card Hope Your Birthday Is Koala-Tee (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
If Only Your Dad Had Shot Over Your Mum (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card If Only Your Dad Had Shot Over Your Mum (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
14 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Kind Sensitive Caring Man - Funny Dad Related Card Kind Sensitive Caring Man - Funny Dad Related Card new
£2.85
1 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Lazy - Funny Greetings Card BA6046 Lazy - Funny Greetings Card BA6046 new
£2.75
19 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Oldies Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Card Oldies Anniversary - Funny Anniversary Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Anniversary card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing

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