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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by occasion or card style. We have cards covering many different occasions including; wedding & engagement, new baby, new home, anniversary, thank you and sorry, good luck and congratulations.  All that plus the seasonal cards such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentines - and of course - Christmas.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Heard The Wine Say - Humorous Greetings Card Heard The Wine Say - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
8 in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from Quotecards range by Icon Publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Pink Size - 128 x 176mm Card Type - High quality FSC board Publisher - ICON
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card best
£3.95
12 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a magical day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys'  this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix
Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Booze - Unique Enamel Badge Birthday Card BA5374 Booze - Unique Enamel Badge Birthday Card BA5374 new
£3.95
2 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
36 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
18 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Feeling Paw-ley - Risque Get Well Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Feeling Paw-ley - Risque Get Well Card (Cats Are Twats Range)
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Get well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. This get well soon card couldnt be perfect for a cat lover! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)…
Form 3D Card - Cake (Happy Birthday) Form 3D Card - Cake (Happy Birthday)
£3.95
8 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Hope Your Neighbours Aren`t Cunts - Rude New Home Card Hope Your Neighbours Aren`t Cunts - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny New Home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
In My Bloody Battenburg - Rude Greeting Card BA5385 In My Bloody Battenburg - Rude Greeting Card BA5385 new
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card BA5426 Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card BA5426 new
£2.85
3 in stock
This great range of funny birthday cards from Splimple. The Range is called "Note to self". Each card features a graphically designed post-it-note featuring a funny note on what we all think when it comes to our Birthdays. Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Splimple
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny Get Well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
11 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Party Time (Man) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card Party Time (Man) - Humorous 70th Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Milestone Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Welcome To The World - New Baby Card Welcome To The World - New Baby Card
£2.75
2 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - Congratulations on your new arrival Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card #congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny new baby card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#happyanniversary Nice And Meal Shag Day - Humorous Anniversary Card #happyanniversary Nice And Meal Shag Day - Humorous Anniversary Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. It's true though isn't it? These are the main events on an anniversary Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-H…
21 Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet - Rude 21st Birthday Card 21 Id Be Keeping That Shit Quiet - Rude 21st Birthday Card new
£2.95
19 in stock
Rude Humour 21st Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops

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