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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by occasion or card style. We have cards covering many different occasions including; wedding & engagement, new baby, new home, anniversary, thank you and sorry, good luck and congratulations.  All that plus the seasonal cards such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentines - and of course - Christmas.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Couldnt Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
35 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish.  Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
37 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
13 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
7 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
6 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Colourful Party Sloth Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card Colourful Party Sloth Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card
£3.95
6 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397 Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397 new
£2.60
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 new
£2.60
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Motoring - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
UB40 - Funny 40th Birthday Card UB40 - Funny 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Funny 40th Birthday card. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. Are any of you or your recipients big UB40 fans? Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Being Fabulous Is About Attitude Being Fabulous Is About Attitude new
£2.75
6 in stock
This stunning card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Cant Believe Someone Actually Employed You - Humorous New Job Card Cant Believe Someone Actually Employed You - Humorous New Job Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious new job card. This leaving card would be perfect for when one of your friendly (Or not so friendly) work colleagues moves onto a new job. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Colourful Gin Bottle  Birthday Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Birthday Card Colourful Gin Bottle Birthday Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Birthday Card
£3.95
10 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Everything I Look For In A Friend - Humorous Greetings Card Everything I Look For In A Friend - Humorous Greetings Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from Quotecards range by Icon Publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Pink Size - 128 x 176mm Card Type - High quality FSC board Publisher - ICON
Fanny Zitchen - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card Fanny Zitchen - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.85
18 in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Form 3D Card - Happy Birthday Butterfly Form 3D Card - Happy Birthday Butterfly
£3.95
5 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Gerbils Are Cute And Cuddly - Humorous Greeting Card Gerbils Are Cute And Cuddly - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Animals have personalities too? They aren't all just the same! Just like this one... Inside  - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Grandad Birthday - Epic Range Grandad Birthday - Epic Range
£2.75
6 in stock
This is part of the Epic! Range from Paperlink - and they are a great, bright way of sending that special message. Part-embossed with stand-out colours and design. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Matching Yellow Envelope Size - 152 x 176mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing

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