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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

You'll also find it easy to refine your search by occasion or card style. We have cards covering many different occasions including; wedding & engagement, new baby, new home, anniversary, thank you and sorry, good luck and congratulations.  All that plus the seasonal cards such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentines - and of course - Christmas.

Have fun looking through our card selection!

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
UB40 - Funny 40th Birthday Card UB40 - Funny 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 40th birthday. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Birthday Girl Glittered Pink Star - Handmade Birthday Card Birthday Girl Glittered Pink Star - Handmade Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Superb quality handmade cards. These cards feature plenty of stunning homemade details such as buttons, glitter, sequins, 3D detailing plus much more! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft or White with gold spots Size - 160 x 118mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Dilly & Pink
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Flowers on Brown- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Happy Birthday Flowers on Brown- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
6 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
15 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
3D Frog Cut-Out Card - 3D Animal Greeting Card 3D Frog Cut-Out Card - 3D Animal Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This stunning 3D frog cut-out greeting card is by The Art File. The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with. Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or plastic…
Anniversary Gazing - Contemporary Anniversary Card Anniversary Gazing - Contemporary Anniversary Card
£2.75
5 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - With Love Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Balloons - 3D Greeting Card Balloons - 3D Greeting Card new
£3.95
12 in stock
3D lenticular greeting card for birthdays (or celebration) featuring a bunch of balloons. Unfortunately you cannot see the 3D through our website but take our word for it, The 3D is amazing! From the Put You In The Picture Range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain white envelope and cello wrapped Size - 150mm Square Card Type - Premium quality board Publisher - I Am Made…
Birthday Girl - Unique Greeting Card Birthday Girl - Unique Greeting Card
£3.45
4 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Butterfly & Glitter - Anniversary Card Butterfly & Glitter - Anniversary Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Contemporary Greetings Card from The Art File. The cards are embossed with glitter dusting detail Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching White Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - FSC board Publisher - The Art File
Cute Glow Worm Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card Cute Glow Worm Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card
£3.95
6 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card new
£2.95
13 in stock
Rude humour 40th Birthday card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Happy Birthday (Great Day) - Unique Greeting Card Happy Birthday (Great Day) - Unique Greeting Card
£3.45
1 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Happy Birthday Cuntface - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cuntface - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.60
1 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Happy Birthday Grandson (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Grandson Birthday Card Happy Birthday Grandson (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Grandson Birthday Card
£3.45
2 in stock
This is a beautiful modern Grandson card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - delightful! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching brightly coloured Size - 156mm Square Card Type - High quality white FSC accredited board Publisher - Cl…
Happy Birthday Poo Bum - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Poo Bum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card In A World Full Of Cunts - Rude Greetings Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Greetings Card. These funny cards are from Cheeky Chops. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple white cards with simple fonts let the words speak for themselves. Each card measures 208mm x 148mm. They come cello wrapped and blank inside for your own message.

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