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Funny Valentines Cards

Are you not a big fan of all the wet and soppy stuff on Valentine's Day? We're the same, we don't like how everything has to be romantic all of the time. It's nice sometimes but it's nice to move away from that stuff and just enjoy this occasion. This is the same for Valentine's cards. This is why we created this range of funny Valentine's cards, so that you can have a laugh with your loved one this Valentine's day.

In this range of funny Valentine's cards, we have a few different styles that could suit your relationship. You could go for something sexual, punny or even something rude. With over 100 funny Valentine's cards to choose from, you will certainly find the right card for your partner.

All of our Valentine's cards have been locally sourced from around the UK. We have taken a long time to find the perfect cards so that your recipient can be happy. If you would prefer something more general, please check out our blank cards for all occasions.

When treating your loved one on Valentine's Day, it's important to make sure you don't do anything wrong. We see this so often we decided to write a post about it so make sure you read our guide on what not to do on Valentine's Day. In that blog post we talk about the importance of finding the right words to put in your Valentine's cards. Which we can also help, with our 45 Valentines cards messages. In this blog post you can find funny messages to match your funny Valentine's cards.

Mankini - Funny Greeting Card Mankini - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card I F*cking Love You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentine's or even as a Thank You card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Theres No One Else Id Rather Burn In Hell With Theres No One Else Id Rather Burn In Hell With
£2.85
5 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
You`re The Bert To My Ernie - Humorous Valentines Card You`re The Bert To My Ernie - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
All The Other Boyfriends Need Batteries - Funny Valentines Card All The Other Boyfriends Need Batteries - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This funny Valentines card has a high quality cartoon design on the front along with some amusing text Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
BANGIN BOOBS ARE A WELCOME BONUS - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman BANGIN BOOBS ARE A WELCOME BONUS - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
BEAUTIFUL DONG (SENSE OF HUMOUR) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man BEAUTIFUL DONG (SENSE OF HUMOUR) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Dear Sexy Fucker I Love You - Humourous Valentines Card Dear Sexy Fucker I Love You - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
I Frickin Love You - Love Related Card I Frickin Love You - Love Related Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously unrude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentines or even as a thank you card! This is the clean version... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernand…
I Love You (Dog Sniffing) (Good Things Range) - Funny Love Related Card I Love You (Dog Sniffing) (Good Things Range) - Funny Love Related Card
£2.85
2 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
I Love You Sexy Fucker (Red) - Rude Anniversary Card I Love You Sexy Fucker (Red) - Rude Anniversary Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny anniversary card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Love You - Enamel Pin Love Card Love You - Enamel Pin Love Card
£3.95
7 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Rather Shit An Organ - Rude Love Related Card Rather Shit An Organ - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Thanks For Putting Up With Me - Love Related Card Thanks For Putting Up With Me - Love Related Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You`re The One That I Want - Funny Love Related Card You`re The One That I Want - Funny Love Related Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious cards that can suit a variety of love related occasions such as Valentine's or Anniversaries Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card 364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.20
6 in stock
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
Allergic To Flowers - Funny Greetings Card Allergic To Flowers - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Always Love Boobs - Funny Love Related Card Always Love Boobs - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
BEAUTIFUL DONG (SPARKLING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man BEAUTIFUL DONG (SPARKLING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man
£2.85
6 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Best Fucking Boyfriend Ever - Humorous Valentines Card Best Fucking Boyfriend Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Best Fucking Wife Ever - Humorous Valentines Card Best Fucking Wife Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card
£2.40
5 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards
Boring Friday Nights - Funny Greetings Card Boring Friday Nights - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Dinner For Two - Humourous Valentines Card Dinner For Two - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Fabulous Love (Girl) - Same Sex Love Related Card Fabulous Love (Girl) - Same Sex Love Related Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greeting card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card Give Me Wood - Rude Greeting Card
£2.60
37 in stock
Be straight up! (Excuse the boner pun) This rude card can be used for so many different occasions... Valentines, Anniversary & Birthday to name a few. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality matching envelope Size - 150mm square Card Type - Printed on luxury textured 300gsm board. Publisher - Bawdy Designs
Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card Happy Going Down On Me Day - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Valentine Sex God Husband - Humorous Valentines Card Happy Valentine Sex God Husband - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Happy Valentines Day To You & Your Resting Bitch Face - Rude Valentines Day Card Happy Valentines Day To You & Your Resting Bitch Face - Rude Valentines Day Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This great card is from publisher Banter Cards and needs very little explanation! A great Valentines Day card for that special person! The card is sized at 105 x 150mm and comes complete with coloured envelope, cello-wrapped. Its blank inside for you to add your own words.
Hither & Dither - Humorous Valentines Card Hither & Dither - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest Valentines Cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card How Big Are You? - Adult Greeting Card
£2.75
16 in stock
Just How Big Are You? See how your partner stacks up with this cheeky card. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
I Love You More Than Checklist - Funny Valentines Card I Love You More Than Checklist - Funny Valentines Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Its Valentines Any Chance Of Anal (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card Its Valentines Any Chance Of Anal (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
I`d Do Anything For Love - Humorous Love Related Card I`d Do Anything For Love - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Humorous Love Related Card from Angela Chick. Measures 175mm x 120mm
I`m Horny - Humourous Valentines Card I`m Horny - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious cards that can suit a variety of love related occasions such as Valentine's or Anniversaries Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
JESUS DOESNT LIKE YOU, I THINK YOU ARE FUCKING HOT - Rude Love Related Greeting Card JESUS DOESNT LIKE YOU, I THINK YOU ARE FUCKING HOT - Rude Love Related Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
KEPT THE MAGIC ALIVE - Funny Anniversary Card KEPT THE MAGIC ALIVE - Funny Anniversary Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card Let The Pink See The Stink - Humorous Valentines Day Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Lets Wine Dine And 69 - Humorous Love Related Card Lets Wine Dine And 69 - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Lick My Lolly - Valentines Day Card Lick My Lolly - Valentines Day Card
£2.75
7 in stock
The Lolly Card is fun for boys and girls. Embrace your cheeky side and let someone know how you feel at the same time. We find this card particularly effective if you attach a really lolly! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Like Danny And Sandy - Funny Love Related Card Like Danny And Sandy - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Hilarious Puns and Funny Jokes are the aim with this brillaint range of Valentine's Day Cards. * Some cards may be a little rude. Inside - Blank for your own personal Message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality hammered cardstock Publisher - Pack A Punch
Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Little Pecker - Humorous Valentines Card . Dave the Eagle pokes fun at everyone (that probably means you) in a light-hearted, non-hateful way aka - and we quote Dave himself - poorly drawn, filthy doodles designed in the worst possible taste to put a smile on your ugly fucking mugs! These greetings cards contain explicit wording, scenes of nudity and graphic filth. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! As Dave sa…
Love You.Com Love You.Com
£2.85
3 in stock
From the Wordies range by Splimple, this great card is more verse driven - but are superbly written and help to raise a lovely smile and are sure to go own a treat! So, don't be fooled by the more traditional look of the card and have a good read to get the full effect! Inside - See picture Envelope - Co-ordinated green Size - 125 x 200mm Card Type 0 Responsibly sourced FSC Publisher - Splimple
LOVELY BOOBS (CRACKING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman LOVELY BOOBS (CRACKING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman
£2.85
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Low Cost And In A Hurry - Funny Valentines Card Low Cost And In A Hurry - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Hilarious Puns and Funny Jokes are the aim with this brillaint range of Valentine's Day Cards. * Some cards may be a little rude. Inside - Blank for your own personal Message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality hammered cardstock Publisher - Pack A Punch
Making Valentines Great Again (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card Making Valentines Great Again (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
My Special Place - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card My Special Place - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious love related card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Humourous Valentines Card Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Rude Love Related Card Nice Meal And Mandatory Shag Day - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
18 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Notebook - Humorous Valentines Card Notebook - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.50
£2.20
5 in stock
NOTEBOOK - The Notebook is on repeat and you're stroking your pussy... we know your type. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
On My Fucket List - Humorous Valentines Card On My Fucket List - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest Valentines Cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Piece Of Folded Card - Funny Valentines Card Piece Of Folded Card - Funny Valentines Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Funny Humour card for Valentine's day. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Poof - Blank Greeting Card Poof - Blank Greeting Card save
£2.75
12 in stock
The Poof card has no hidden message. Using a fabulous bright pink, send you lover this fun card when they need a little magic in the their life. Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Poop When I Am In The Bath - Funny Love Related Card Poop When I Am In The Bath - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Super�funny�cards�that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Randy Land - Humorous Valentines Card Randy Land - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Take your loved one to Randy Land... These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creaseds home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card Ready Meal - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.50
£2.20
2 in stock
READY MEAL - No point in cooking a romantic meal for 1. Give in to the microwave. Go on, reheat last night's guilty kebab- it's staring at you because it wants you… Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
Remind Me Of My Big Toe - Funny Love Card Remind Me Of My Big Toe - Funny Love Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Funny Humour card for a loved one or Valentine's day. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Ride Me Like A Mobility Scooter - Funny Valentines Card Ride Me Like A Mobility Scooter - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This funny Valentines card has a high quality cartoon design on the front along with some amusing text Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Ride You Like A Stolen Bike - Funny Valentines Card Ride You Like A Stolen Bike - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Hilarious Puns and Funny Jokes are the aim with this brillaint range of Valentine's Day Cards. * Some cards may be a little rude. Inside - Blank for your own personal Message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality hammered cardstock Publisher - Pack A Punch
Roses Are Red - Humorous Valentines Card Roses Are Red - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue - Humorous Valentines Card Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest Valentines Cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card Roses Going Out - Modern Toss Humourous Valentine Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Valentines Day - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card Sex With Your Friend - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.40
3 in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! from the Letterword Range Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards
Singlesville - Humorous Valentines Card Singlesville - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.50
£2.20
4 in stock
SINGLESVILLE - Singlesville Tennessee: population 1 - YOU. Oh, and this card. (FYI - This card cannot be used as a sex toy) Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card Suck My Cock - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest Valentines Cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Thanks For Putting Up With All My Crap - Funny Love Related Card Thanks For Putting Up With All My Crap - Funny Love Related Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious cards that can suit a variety of love related occasions such as Valentine's or Anniversaries Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Thanks For Swallowing - Rude Valentines Card Thanks For Swallowing - Rude Valentines Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Hilarious Puns and Funny Jokes are the aim with this brillaint range of Valentine's Day Cards. * Some cards may be a little rude. Inside - Blank for your own personal Message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality hammered cardstock Publisher - Pack A Punch
The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card The Official Gay Card - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Never mind a Tesco club card - give an Official Gay Card!  Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope
The Only Card - Humorous Valentines Card The Only Card - Humorous Valentines Card save
£2.50
£2.20
3 in stock
THE ONLY CARD - One is better than none, right? RIGHT? Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher -  Daft Squirrel
There Were No Other Girlfriends - Funny Valentines Card There Were No Other Girlfriends - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card has a high quality cartoon design on the front along with some amusing text Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Totally Sniff Your Bum - Funny Love Related Card Totally Sniff Your Bum - Funny Love Related Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious cards that can suit a variety of love related occasions such as Valentine's or Anniversaries Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Uninspired (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card Uninspired (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this hilarious card. Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Kraft Paper Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Valentines (Cyanide & Happiness Valentines Card) Valentines (Cyanide & Happiness Valentines Card)
£2.75
7 in stock
Cyanide & Happiness hilarious cartoon imagery. A range of cards that are rude and guaranteed to make you laugh Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Valentines Romantic Meal - Humorous Valentines Card Valentines Romantic Meal - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Valentines - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Value Range - Funny Valentines Card Value Range - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card has a high quality cartoon design on the front along with some amusing text Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card Vanity - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Know someone who likes the mirror more than you? Yes, we all know one! These quirky, funny cards are from our new publisher friend Likks - who is based in Creased's home town of Brighton. Sized at 150 x 105mm they come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own words
We Need To Talk - Humorous Love Related Card We Need To Talk - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.75
9 in stock
From the Note range of a refreshing new publisher, Veronica Dearly, this card is blank inside, measures 145mm square and comes with a matching white envelope. Simple but effective!
We Stick Together Valentine -Rude Valentines Card We Stick Together Valentine -Rude Valentines Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Words From The Art - Funny Love Related Card Words From The Art - Funny Love Related Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Part of the Multipuns range.... Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe
£2.85
4 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
You Being Born Has Worked Out Pretty Well For Me You Being Born Has Worked Out Pretty Well For Me
£2.85
11 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card You Don’t Suck But I Do - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
You Give Me The Uni-Horn (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card You Give Me The Uni-Horn (#happyvalentines) - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
You Kinky Bitch - Humourous Valentines Card You Kinky Bitch - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.75
8 in stock
These great Humourous Valentines Cards from How Funny are simple but impactful with their bright hand drawn illustrations and quirky humour. Give that special someone a giggle this Valentines Day. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - High quality from responsible sources Publisher - How Funny
You Make Me A Tingly Mess - Humorous Love Related Card You Make Me A Tingly Mess - Humorous Love Related Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card You Make Me Moist - Humorous Love Related Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious love related card Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You Make My Minge Twinge - Rude Love Card You Make My Minge Twinge - Rude Love Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
You Push My Buttons - Funny Valentines Card You Push My Buttons - Funny Valentines Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny Valentines card involves a hilarious pun! Perfect for funny romance Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
You Stud Muffin - Humourous Valentines Card You Stud Muffin - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.75
3 in stock
These great Humourous Valentines Cards from How Funny are simple but impactful with their bright hand drawn illustrations and quirky humour. Give that special someone a giggle this Valentines Day. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - High quality from responsible sources Publisher - How Funny
Your Nob Does The Job - Humourous Valentines Card Your Nob Does The Job - Humourous Valentines Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Valentines card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Youre One Of My Favourite People (Top 10) Youre One Of My Favourite People (Top 10)
£2.85
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
YoureThe Torvill To My Dean (Buddy Fernandez) YoureThe Torvill To My Dean (Buddy Fernandez)
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Valentines day card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You`re Otterly Fabulous  - Humorous Greetings Card You`re Otterly Fabulous - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
You are 'Otterly Fabulous'!  And don't ya just know it! This card is 104 x 105mm and comes with a great bright coloured matching envelope.  Blank inside for your own message.
You`re So Gay - Humorous Greeting Card You`re So Gay - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Lots of reasons to send this card! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
You’re So Cute You Make Me Sick- Humorous Love Related Card You’re So Cute You Make Me Sick- Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
2 in stock
Colourful and straight to the point - let your loved know how that you love them even if their cuteness makes you sick. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.

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