Valentines Cards
Although Valentine's Day isn't important to everyone, it's a very important occasion for the loving couples around the world. This means you cannot forget it! it's not essential to buy Valentine's gifts but it's certainly essential to show some sort of effort with a Valentine's card. This is where we come in!
When choosing the right Valentine's card for your partner, you have a few different options to choose from. This will depend on your type of relationship and personality but we seriously think that funny valentine's cards are some of the best. With these Valentine's cards, you have funny puns, sexual jokes and our favourite, rude Valentine's cards
We have over 150 Valentine's cards in this category, which often rises to nearly 300 in the weeks before Valentine's Day. In this category we don't just have funny & rude cards, we still have something cute or modern that could suit your loved one.
All of our Valentine's cards have been locally sourced from around the UK. We have taken a long time to find the perfect cards so that your recipient can be happy. If you would prefer something more general, please check out our blank cards for all occasions.
When treating your loved one on Valentine's Day, it's important to make sure you don't do anything wrong. We see this so often we decided to write a post about it so make sure you read our guide on what not to do on Valentine's Day. In that blog post we talk about the importance of finding the right words to put in your Valentine's cards. Which we can also help, with our 45 Valentines cards messages.
A Virtual Hug Birthday (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.85
3
in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
You Are A Brilliant Human - Contemporary Greetings Card
£2.75
7
in stock
Simple, but contemporary and striking design. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Well Bred
BANGIN BOOBS ARE A WELCOME BONUS - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman
£2.85
1
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Uninspired (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
11
in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this hilarious card. Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Kraft Paper Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
MAJESTIC COCK IS A WELCOME BONUS - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man
£2.85
4
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Thanks For Putting Up With Me - Love Related Card
£2.85
6
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
BEAUTIFUL DONG (SPARKLING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man
£2.85
5
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Big Kiss - Contemporary Greeting Card AA3406
£2.75
5
in stock
These cards from publisher Megan Claire are vibrant and full of fun. Using on-trend black and yellow colours and a hand-drawn lemon slice design, and come blank inside for your own words. Complete with envelope and cello wrapped. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 109 x 155mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Catch Your Heart - Photographic Love Related Card
£2.75
1
in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. This love related card could be easily used as a greetings card, anniversary card or even a Valentine's card. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
JESUS DOESNT LIKE YOU, I THINK YOU ARE FUCKING HOT - Rude Love Related Greeting Card
£2.85
5
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
KEPT THE MAGIC ALIVE - Funny Anniversary Card
£2.85
3
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Love You Felt Heart Tag - Unique Handmande Love Related Card
£3.95
8
in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
LOVELY BOOBS (CRACKING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Woman
£2.85
3
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Mankini - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
17
in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card BA6081
£2.85
5
in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Poop When I Am In The Bath - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
4
in stock
Super�funny�cards�that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
You’re So Cute You Make Me Sick- Humorous Love Related Card
£2.60
2
in stock
Colourful and straight to the point - let your loved know how that you love them even if their cuteness makes you sick. Sized at 105 x 145mm it comes with a matching white envelope and is blank inside for your own words.
364 Days Of The Year - Humorous Valentines Card AA0934
£2.20
6
in stock
364 DAYS OF THE YEAR - If your delivery address is Ann Summers, your secret is safe with us. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality Publisher - Daft Squirrel
All The Other Boyfriends Need Batteries - Funny Valentines Card
£2.75
5
in stock
This funny Valentines card has a high quality cartoon design on the front along with some amusing text Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Allergic To Flowers - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
6
in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Always Love Boobs - Funny Love Related Card
£2.75
4
in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Anti-Valentines High Five - Anti-Valentines Day Card
£2.75
1
in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Valentine card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Be My Valentine Lucilla Lavender BA1703
£2.50
1
in stock
Bright, happy ink splash designs on a textured board. Wrapped Size: 134 x 181mm (approx 5 x 7)
BEAUTIFUL DONG (SENSE OF HUMOUR) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man
£2.85
5
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Beautiful Girlfriend Bikes - Contemporary Valentines Card BA5231
£2.95
5
in stock
This Stunning Valentine's card Card for your Gilfriend is detailed with emproidery for a great finish. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Premium Board Publisher - The Art File
BENT - Humorous Blank Greeting Card BA2345
£2.75
16
in stock
Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Best Fucking Boyfriend Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
2
in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Best Fucking Girlfriend Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
2
in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Best Fucking Husband Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
6
in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Best Fucking Wife Ever - Humorous Valentines Card
£2.95
7
in stock
Rude Valentines Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves.This funny card could also be used for an anniversary or birthday due to it's style. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Big Boy - Humorous Blank Greeting Card BA2140
£2.40
6
in stock
Published by Blunt Cards, these are exactly that - blunt! Inside - Blank inside for your own message (blunt or otherwise) Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 170 x 120 mm Card Type - FSC accredited board Publisher - Blunt Cards
Big Gay, Little Gay - Blank Greeting Card BA2341
£2.75
14
in stock
The Big Gay, Little Gay Card is perfect for anyone who is out and proud - or those that should be! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it�s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.
Boring Friday Nights - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
6
in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Boyfriends - Blank Greeting Card AA2775
£2.75
10
in stock
This love related card is the perfect gay card to suit your boyfriend. This card can double as an anniversary card or a valentines card! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality Kraft envelope Size - 100mm x 210mm Card Type - Printed on luxury textured 300gsm board. Publisher - Little Paperie
Confused - Humorous Valentines Card AA2770
£2.75
2
in stock
The confused card is bold and bright. We believe you can find your soul mate amid a sea of confusion, and when you do, you should tell them! Measuring 100 x 210mm, it is printed on high quality 350gsm silk card. A blank canvas inside, it’s perfect for many occasions, and comes with matching pink envelope.