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Funny New Home Cards

So, your recipient is moving into a new house, but you don't want to get them a general new home card. Instead, you want to get them giggling. This is where our funny new home cards come in!

Whether you recipient is moving for the first time, or they have already moved 5 times in the last couple of years. The best thing to do is congratulate them with a bit of humour.

All of our funny new home cards are sourced from local UK suppliers. We have searched the UK to provide you with the most unique cards possible. If you would prefer a general greeting card we have a wide selection of those too.

We also have our handwritten card service for if you would like to send a personalised handwritten message within your funny new home cards.

#congratufuckinglations New Home - Rude New Home Card #congratufuckinglations New Home - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny new home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card Bigger Place (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.85
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Mortgage Wanker - Rude New Home Card Mortgage Wanker - Rude New Home Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude New Home cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Uninspired (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card Uninspired (Good Things Range) - Funny Greeting Card best
£2.85
7 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our best selling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this hilarious card. Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Kraft Paper Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Debt Ridden - Humorous New Home Card Debt Ridden - Humorous New Home Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Hilarious Puns and Funny Jokes are the aim with this brillaint range of Birthday Cards. * Some cards may be a little rude. Inside - Blank for your own personal Message Envelope - Bright Yellow Size - 150mm Square Card Type - High quality hammered cardstock Publisher - Pack A Punch
Hope Your Neighbours Arent Cunts - Rude New Home Card Hope Your Neighbours Arent Cunts - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny New Home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
It Will Feel Like Home (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card It Will Feel Like Home (Good Things Range) - Funny New Home Card
£2.85
2 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card Kirsty Fingered Phil - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude new home card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Shit Got Real - Rude New Home Card Shit Got Real - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
The Only Home You Could Afford - Humorous New Home Card The Only Home You Could Afford - Humorous New Home Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This Card has a lovely off white coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "You have bought the only house you could afford." Small thumb design just underneath. Inside - Congratulations Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan

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