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New Baby Cards

Do you know someone who has just given birth? Or they are ready to pop out the little human any day now? You are in the perfect place to buy delightful New baby cards.

Here at Creased Cards we stock a huge range of brilliant new baby cards to suit any type of parent. Whether it’s their first baby or their 7th, we have a card for them.

Celebrating a new birth is a special time for these parents who are probably extremely sleep deprived. We have many different styles of wonderful New Baby cards. We have Funny, Rude, traditional and unique new baby cards to choose from

You can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

Our selection of brilliant new baby cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your new baby card needs are taken care of!

Have a SCROLL through our amazing New Baby cards. Remember if you’d prefer a general greetings card instead, CLICK HERE

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It's Going To Learn How To Swear (Good Things Range) - Funny New Baby Card It's Going To Learn How To Swear (Good Things Range) - Funny New Baby Card
£2.75
8 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Baby Girl - Form 3D New Baby Girl Card Baby Girl - Form 3D New Baby Girl Card
£3.95
2 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Congrats On Your Tiny Humans - Funny New Baby Card Congrats On Your Tiny Humans - Funny New Baby Card new
£2.60
5 in stock
This funny new baby card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.75
10 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular forest friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the sylvanian family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude sylvanian families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Im Tired New Baby Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual New Baby Card Im Tired New Baby Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual New Baby Card
£3.95
5 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
New Baby With Love - Contemporary New Baby Card New Baby With Love - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This beautiful card features stunning foil detailing and meaningful words. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Cream matching envelope Size - 170 x 120mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publsiher - Stephanie Dyment
#congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card #congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny new baby card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
6570 Days Until You Get Your Life Back - Humorous New Baby Card 6570 Days Until You Get Your Life Back - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This card has a high quality image on the front along with an amusing bit of text underneath. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 140mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
A Beautiful New Baby (De Stijl Range) - Contemporary New Baby Card A Beautiful New Baby (De Stijl Range) - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This Classy, Simple, yet Stunning New Baby design is from the De Stijl range. Inside - Left blank inside for your own personal messsage Envelope - Cello wrapped and complete with a vibrant neon pink envelope. Size - 105mm x 150mm Board - Printed onto High quality 350gsm board. Publisher - Papagrazi
Baby Boy - Form 3D New Baby Boy Card Baby Boy - Form 3D New Baby Boy Card
£3.95
8 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Baby Boy Blue Balloons - Contemporary Photographic New Baby Boy Card Baby Boy Blue Balloons - Contemporary Photographic New Baby Boy Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This stunning photographic card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Congratulations on the new arrival of your baby boy Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Baby Boys Rock (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary New Baby Boy Card Baby Boys Rock (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary New Baby Boy Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Baby Girls Rule (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary New Baby Girl Card Baby Girls Rule (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary New Baby Girl Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. Milestone Birthday Card From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Baby Shower - Contemporary Baby Shower Card Baby Shower - Contemporary Baby Shower Card
£3.45
6 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Bang Goes The Sex Congrats On The New Baby - Humorous New Baby Card Bang Goes The Sex Congrats On The New Baby - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Blue baby - Contemporary New Baby Card Blue baby - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.95
3 in stock
This beautiful range is made from stitched paper collage designs All cards in this range all hand finished with gems. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Pastel envelope. Size - 150mm x 150mm Card Type - FSC 300gsm textured board Publisher - Georgia Breeze
Christening Day Christening Day
£3.45
6 in stock
Stunning christening day card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 155 mm sqaure Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Congrats On The New Kid (Condom)  - Premium Handmade New Baby Card Congrats On The New Kid (Condom) - Premium Handmade New Baby Card
£4.75
1 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Congratulations, No Sleep For Two Years - Humorous New Baby Card Congratulations, No Sleep For Two Years - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Well Done on the new baby Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Expensive Part of Having Kids (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Expensive Part of Having Kids (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Flipping Heck A Baby - Humorous New Baby Card Flipping Heck A Baby - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
How Wonderful Life Is - Contemporary New Baby Card How Wonderful Life Is - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.75
9 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty New Baby card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "... with parents like you she's sure to grow up happy, confident, loved, secure and warm hearted and that's success by anyone's standards". Envelop…

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