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New Baby Cards

Do you know someone who has just given birth? Or they are ready to pop out the little human any day now? You are in the perfect place to buy delightful New baby cards.

Here at Creased Cards we stock a huge range of brilliant new baby cards to suit any type of parent. Whether it’s their first baby or their 7th, we have a card for them.

Celebrating a new birth is a special time for these parents who are probably extremely sleep deprived. We have many different styles of wonderful New Baby cards. We have Funny, Rude, traditional and unique new baby cards to choose from

You can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!

Our selection of brilliant new baby cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your new baby card needs are taken care of!

Have a SCROLL through our amazing New Baby cards. Remember if you’d prefer a general greetings card instead, CLICK HERE

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My Condolences To Your Vagina (Holy Flaps) - Humorous New Baby Card My Condolences To Your Vagina (Holy Flaps) - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
New Baby Boy Card - Unique New Baby Card (Shakies Range) New Baby Boy Card - Unique New Baby Card (Shakies Range)
£3.45
5 in stock
Unique New Baby Boy Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal messa…
Sex In Silence - Humorous New Baby Card Sex In Silence - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
#congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card #congratufuckinglations Baby - Rude New Baby Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny new baby card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Baby Boy Blue Balloons - Contemporary Photographic New Baby Boy Card Baby Boy Blue Balloons - Contemporary Photographic New Baby Boy Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This stunning photographic card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Congratulations on the new arrival of your baby boy Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Baby Girl - Form 3D New Baby Girl Card Baby Girl - Form 3D New Baby Girl Card
£3.95
2 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Baby Girls Rule (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary New Baby Girl Card Baby Girls Rule (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary New Baby Girl Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. Milestone Birthday Card From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card Condom Mistake - Rude New Baby Card
£3.45
5 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant New Baby cards Inside - Now Try not to make the same mistake again featuring a real condom Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Expensive Part of Having Kids (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Expensive Part of Having Kids (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Flipping Heck A Baby - Humorous New Baby Card Flipping Heck A Baby - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Hello Little One (Boy) - Contemporary New Baby Card Hello Little One (Boy) - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Beautiful high quality lazer foiled New Baby card.This stunning design is probably our most graphically pleasing New Baby card. Inside - Left Blank inside for your own message. Envelope - Each card supplied with a grey envelope and cellophane sleeve. Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC Mix from responsible sources Publisher - Lola Design
Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card Hoping Your First Word Would Be Mummy - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card Hows She Going To Turn Out? - Humorous New Baby Girl Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "... with parents like you she's sure to grow up happy, confident, loved, secure and warm hearted and that's success by anyone's standards". Envelop…
It's Going To Learn How To Swear (Good Things Range) - Funny New Baby Card It's Going To Learn How To Swear (Good Things Range) - Funny New Baby Card
£2.85
5 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Leaving To Have A Baby - Contemporary Leaving To Have A Baby Card Leaving To Have A Baby - Contemporary Leaving To Have A Baby Card
£3.75
1 in stock
This maternity leaving card is beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel for the perfect maternity leave card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card New Arrival Presents - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
2 in stock
New Arrival - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Shit Grenade - Rude Greeting Card Shit Grenade - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny greeting card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Small Beginnings - New Baby Boy Card Small Beginnings - New Baby Boy Card
£2.75
2 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby boy Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Twins - Contemporary Congratulations On Your Twins Card Twins - Contemporary Congratulations On Your Twins Card
£3.75
8 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Two Hours To Leave The House - Humorous New Baby Card Two Hours To Leave The House - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This Card has a lovely pale green coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "It will now take 2 hours just to leave the house." Small baby design just underneath. Inside - Congratulations Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Welcome To The World Pink Font - Contemporary New Baby Girl Card Welcome To The World Pink Font - Contemporary New Baby Girl Card
£3.75
3 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
A Beautiful New Baby (De Stijl Range) - Contemporary New Baby Card A Beautiful New Baby (De Stijl Range) - Contemporary New Baby Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This Classy, Simple, yet Stunning New Baby design is from the De Stijl range. Inside - Left blank inside for your own personal messsage Envelope - Cello wrapped and complete with a vibrant neon pink envelope. Size - 105mm x 150mm Board - Printed onto High quality 350gsm board. Publisher - Papagrazi
Baby Shower - Contemporary Baby Shower Card Baby Shower - Contemporary Baby Shower Card
£3.75
7 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Bang Goes The Sex Congrats On The New Baby - Humorous New Baby Card Bang Goes The Sex Congrats On The New Baby - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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