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50th Birthday Cards

50th Birthday Cards

The person you are buying for is turning 50… This means you are given the permission to poke the fun out of that as much you’d like. That's where our funny 50th Birthday cards come in...

We have plenty of bold and vibrant cards so that they won’t forget they are turning 50 or we have amusing 50th cards which we guarantee will get them giggling.

We're not sure about your opinion but, turning 50 is when you are genuinely considered old. Even though turning 50 is a big deal, don't be nice. You have got to go for something funny (depending on the recipient of course).

Funny 50th Birthday Cards

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Our selection of 50th Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your 50th cards card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our milestone birthday cards!

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Are you struggling to choose the best 50th birthday card? We have picked 5 of our favourites on our blog. we have also written a blog to help you with what to write inside your Birthday cards

Bird Seed For Those Crow Feet - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Bird Seed For Those Crow Feet - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. We love the mix of homemade additions onto a hilarious 50th birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
17 in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
The Big 5-OMG You`re Old! - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card The Big 5-OMG You`re Old! - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! OMG you're old! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
50 Today Foil Balloon Large Purple - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50 Today Foil Balloon Large Purple - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card new
£3.75
5 in stock
The bigger the better! These extra large birthday cards are perfect for making a statement on someones birthday. The perfect 50th birthday card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 195 mm square Card Type - Premium Board Publisher - The Art File
50 Today Foil Balloon Orange - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50 Today Foil Balloon Orange - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card new
£2.95
6 in stock
The bigger the better! These extra large birthday cards are perfect for making a statement on someones birthday. The perfect 50th birthday card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 195 mm square Card Type - Premium Board Publisher - The Art File
50 Today! (Leading Lady Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card 50 Today! (Leading Lady Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card
£3.25
6 in stock
This 50th birthday card has a bold floral designs combined with cold foils and embossed lines to give it a great premium feel - its big too! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White  envelope Size - 190 x 164mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File 
50 Year Old - Contempoary 50th Birthday Card 50 Year Old - Contempoary 50th Birthday Card
£2.60
3 in stock
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. 50th Birthday card with a perfect little quote at the bottom of each milestone card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
50th 49 plus VAT - Contemporary 50th Greeting Card 50th 49 plus VAT - Contemporary 50th Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Contempoary Milestone 50th Birthday Card. Brilliant lyric on front of the card. This card is great because we don't want to admit being 50 do we? Inside - Happy 50th Birthday Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160mm square Card Type - Premium uncoated matt board Publisher - ICON
50th Birthday (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50th Birthday (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£3.45
7 in stock
This is a beautiful modern 50th Birthday card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - delightful! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching brightly coloured Size - 156mm Square Card Type - High quality white FSC accredited board Publisher…
50th Birthday Wow Range - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50th Birthday Wow Range - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
50th birthday Card from the wow range. Printed on premium textured board, these cards are embossed with wonderfully bright rainbow foil across the age with further foil embossed pattern making these cards really stand out. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Kraft Envelope Size - 160 x 135mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
50th Pink Button - Handmade 50th Birthday Card 50th Pink Button - Handmade 50th Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Superb quality homemade 50th birthday cards. These cards feature plenty of stunning homemade details such as buttons, glitter, sequins, 3D detailing plus much more! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft or White with gold spots Size - 160 x 118mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Dilly & Pink
Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This 50th Birthday card is from the How Many Days Range and is the cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Age 50 Kapow Shakies Card - 50th Birthday Card Age 50 Kapow Shakies Card - 50th Birthday Card
£3.45
7 in stock
Unique 50th Birthday Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own pers…
Celebrities - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Celebrities 50th Birthday card. Inside - "... you're two years older than the typical Radio Two listener, three times the age of the average McDonalds custom…
Even Botox Cant Help You Now - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Even Botox Cant Help You Now - Humorous 50th Birthday Card new
£2.95
4 in stock
This 50th birthday card has a lovely sage green coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Even Botox cant help you now." Foil detail on the age. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Fifty (Scrabble) - Unique 50th Birthday Greeting Card Fifty (Scrabble) - Unique 50th Birthday Greeting Card
£3.25
1 in stock
This 50th Birthday card beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday card. The perfect card to describe exactly how we feel turning 50... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Hooray 50 Today Shakies Card - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card Hooray 50 Today Shakies Card - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£3.45
2 in stock
Unique 50th Birthday Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Katherine Hartley. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own…
It's The Big 50 Let's Party It's The Big 50 Let's Party
£2.75
2 in stock
This stunning 50th birthday card is from 'The Big One' range. One big balloon for the recipients big 50th! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - The Art File
Nifty 50 - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card Nifty 50 - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Beautiful high quality lazer foiled 50th Birthday card.Quality graphics show a unique touch on this 50th card. Inside - Left Blank inside for your own message. Envelope - Each card supplied with a grey envelope and cellophane sleeve. Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC Mix from responsible sources Publisher - Lola Design
No Way You're 50 (Fake News) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card No Way You're 50 (Fake News) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday Milestone card (Fake News). We can't believe it when turning 50 either... Everyone still feels 25! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
The New 25…Twice (Geronimo Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card The New 25…Twice (Geronimo Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card
£3.25
6 in stock
Bright and insulting... Your recipient is now twice the age of a 25 year old. No doubt they won't be able to accept that. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 190 x 164mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - The Art File

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