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50th Birthday Cards

Reaching a half century is a big deal and the celebrations that come with it, should also be big. Find the perfect 50th birthday card and gift is essential in helping your recipient celebrate their milestone birthday the right way.

The person you are buying for is turning 50… This means you are given the permission to poke the fun out of that as much you’d like. This is where our unique selection of funny 50th birthday cards comes in. You can find hilarious ways to let your recipient know it's their 50th.

Our selection of 50th Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country. These cards have all been sourced from local UK suppliers allowing us to have the most unique range on the web. If you are struggling for what card to choose, have a look at our general birthday cards, which features nearly 500 unique designs.

If you are struggling for what to write inside your 50th birthday card, we have written a blog to help you with what to write inside your Birthday cards.

Never Too Old - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Never Too Old - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 50th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Age 50 (Lollipop Card) - Unique 50th Birthday Greetings Card Age 50 (Lollipop Card) - Unique 50th Birthday Greetings Card new
£3.75
1 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden lollipop stick on the front as part of the design. This really adds a strong unique touch and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - High Quality matching envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
50 On The Outside - Humorous 50th Birthday Card 50 On The Outside - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 50th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This 50th Birthday card is from the How Many Days Range and is the cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Age 50 Stars Paper Shakies Card - Unique 50th Birthday Card (Paper Shakies Range) Age 50 Stars Paper Shakies Card - Unique 50th Birthday Card (Paper Shakies Range) new
£3.45
2 in stock
A hand finished age card, the picture is placed in a clear biodegradable bag which is filled with loose paper dot confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with paper confetti dots that you can shake around. From The Shakies range. By using paper confetti and dots rather than glitter these cards are much more eco-friendly and easier to recy…
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
50 Today Foil Balloon Large Purple - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50 Today Foil Balloon Large Purple - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£3.75
3 in stock
The bigger the better! These extra large birthday cards are perfect for making a statement on someones birthday. The perfect 50th birthday card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 195 mm square Card Type - Premium Board Publisher - The Art File
50 Today! (Leading Lady Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card 50 Today! (Leading Lady Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card
£3.25
3 in stock
This 50th birthday card has a bold floral designs combined with cold foils and embossed lines to give it a great premium feel - its big too! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White  envelope Size - 190 x 164mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File 
50th Birthday Wow Range - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50th Birthday Wow Range - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
50th birthday Card from the wow range. Printed on premium textured board, these cards are embossed with wonderfully bright rainbow foil across the age with further foil embossed pattern making these cards really stand out. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Kraft Envelope Size - 160 x 135mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Age 50 Kapow Shakies Card - 50th Birthday Card Age 50 Kapow Shakies Card - 50th Birthday Card
£3.45
3 in stock
Unique 50th Birthday Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own pers…
Fifty (Scrabble) - Unique 50th Birthday Greeting Card Fifty (Scrabble) - Unique 50th Birthday Greeting Card
£3.75
4 in stock
This 50th Birthday card beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday card. The perfect card to describe exactly how we feel turning 50... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
No Way You`re 50 (Fake News) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card No Way You`re 50 (Fake News) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday Milestone card (Fake News). We can't believe it when turning 50 either... Everyone still feels 25! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Pink Fizz Bottle and Glass - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card Pink Fizz Bottle and Glass - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card new
£3.95
5 in stock
These wondeful cards from our publisher firend Janie Wilson, measure 160 x 160mm and each one is finished with gold foil and glitter and hand embellished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a gold envelope. Bright and beautiful!
WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card WTFifty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
50 Today Foil Balloon Orange - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50 Today Foil Balloon Orange - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
The bigger the better! These extra large birthday cards are perfect for making a statement on someones birthday. The perfect 50th birthday card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 195 mm square Card Type - Premium Board Publisher - The Art File
50 Year Old - Contempoary 50th Birthday Card 50 Year Old - Contempoary 50th Birthday Card
£2.60
1 in stock
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. 50th Birthday card with a perfect little quote at the bottom of each milestone card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
50th 49 plus VAT - Contemporary 50th Greeting Card 50th 49 plus VAT - Contemporary 50th Greeting Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Contempoary Milestone 50th Birthday Card. Brilliant lyric on front of the card. This card is great because we don't want to admit being 50 do we? Inside - Happy 50th Birthday Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160mm square Card Type - Premium uncoated matt board Publisher - ICON
50th Being FIFTY - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card AA3679 50th Being FIFTY - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card AA3679
£2.75
8 in stock
Contemporary Milestone Age Card. Lyric Occasion greeting cards are printed on a premium uncoated matt board using special and metallic inks and are greeted inside. Lyric Occasion greeting cards come individually cello-wrapped with a charcoal grey envelope. Text inside reads Happy 50th Birthday.
50th Birthday (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card 50th Birthday (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£3.45
9 in stock
This is a beautiful modern 50th Birthday card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - delightful! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching brightly coloured Size - 156mm Square Card Type - High quality white FSC accredited board Publisher…
Bird Seed For Those Crow Feet - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Bird Seed For Those Crow Feet - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. We love the mix of homemade additions onto a hilarious 50th birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Birthday Cocktail Lounge - Vintage 50th Birthday Card Birthday Cocktail Lounge - Vintage 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This vintage birthday card is designed on the simple yet crude designs of matchbooks & matchboxes back in the 1940s & 1950s. This card is from the Matchbooks range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White Envelope Size - 160mm square Material - 280gsm board Publisher - PennyChoo
Celebrities - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
14 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Celebrities 50th Birthday card. Inside - "... you're two years older than the typical Radio Two listener, three times the age of the average McDonalds custom…
Champagne Glasses - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card Champagne Glasses - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card new
£3.95
3 in stock
These fabulously decadent from our publisher friend Janie Wilson, measure 160 x 160mm and each one is silver foiled and flittered, then finished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a pale grey envelope. Gorgeousness!
Even Botox Cant Help You Now - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Even Botox Cant Help You Now - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
This 50th birthday card has a lovely sage green coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Even Botox cant help you now." Foil detail on the age. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Fifty? You Gateau Be Kidding Cake Card Fifty? You Gateau Be Kidding Cake Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant Plasticine character Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown Kraft Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Flantastic At Fifty Cake Hole Card Flantastic At Fifty Cake Hole Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant Plasticine character Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown Kraft Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Happy 50th Birthday (Pink Champagne) - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card Happy 50th Birthday (Pink Champagne) - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card new
£3.95
3 in stock
These wonderful cards from our publisher friend Janie Wilson measure 160 x 160mm and each one is copper foiled and flittered and finished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a copper envelope. Delightful!
It`s The Big 50 Let`s Party It`s The Big 50 Let`s Party
£2.75
5 in stock
This stunning 50th birthday card is from 'The Big One' range. One big balloon for the recipients big 50th! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - The Art File
Nifty 50 - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card Nifty 50 - Contemporary 50th Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Beautiful high quality lazer foiled 50th Birthday card.Quality graphics show a unique touch on this 50th card. Inside - Left Blank inside for your own message. Envelope - Each card supplied with a grey envelope and cellophane sleeve. Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC Mix from responsible sources Publisher - Lola Design
The Big 5-OMG You`re Old! - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card The Big 5-OMG You`re Old! - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! OMG you're old! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
The New 25…Twice (Geronimo Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card The New 25…Twice (Geronimo Range) - Large Format 50th Birthday Card
£3.25
5 in stock
Bright and insulting... Your recipient is now twice the age of a 25 year old. No doubt they won't be able to accept that. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 190 x 164mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - The Art File
Too Young To Retire - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Too Young To Retire - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
This 50th Birthday card has a lovely burnt orange coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Too young to retire, too old to ever dance again." Foil detail on the age. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan

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