40th Birthday Cards
40 isn’t all doom and gloom? At least you're not 50…. By now they should know just who you are, be fairly settled (they say) and you should have at least found a reliable hairdresser by now. And if you have only just found the perfect card shop (aka Creased) to buy 40th Birthday cards... then you are a little late!
We have a great range of over 30 40th Birthday cards to choose from. They range from hilariously rude to beautifully handmade.
Funny 40th Birthday Cards
You can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the funny and rude stuff...the choice is yours!
Who doesn't like a funny card? With our Funny 40th Birthday cards, you can take the mickey out of your friends or family for reaching this big milestone... They are getting old after all!
Our selection of 40th birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your 40th milestone birthday card needs are taken care of! Have fun looking through our 40th birthday cards!
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Are you struggling to choose the best 40th birthday card? We have picked 5 of our favourites on our blog. we have also written a blog to help you with what to write inside your Birthday cards
Cant Thank You Enough For Turning 40 Before Me - Funny 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
2
in stock
Funny 40th birthday card. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. It's great when a family member or friend is older than you because you can feel young! even though you're not far behind... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
40 On The Outside - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
1
in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 40th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. This is how we all celebrate our 40th isn't it? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
40th In Disguise - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
2
in stock
Contempoary 40th Birthday Card. Brilliant lyric on front of the card. We all still feel 18 don't we? We just age massively on the outside. We have to act our age unforutnately... well, to a point... Inside - Happy 21st Birthday Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160mm square Card Type - Premium uncoated matt board Publisher - ICON
40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
5
in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable 40th birthday cards from the Holy Flaps range. Perfect for offending that one family member or friend on tehir big 40th milestone. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
Age 40 Kapow Shakies Card - 40th Birthday Card
£3.45
1
in stock
Unique 40th birthday Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Celebrate a 40th miletone with a bang!…
Forty And Still Fit As Fuck - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
16
in stock
Rude humour 40th Birthday card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Forty? Holy Shit - Rude 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
4
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. This is exactly how you react when you realise how old you are getting! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Party Those Pants Off - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
2
in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 40th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Just because you're now middle aged, doesn't mean you can't enjoy a good party? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Sip Sip Horray 40 Today - Handcrafted 40th Birthday Card
£3.95
3
in stock
These wonderful cards from our publisher friend Janie Wilson measure 160 x 160mm and each one is copper foiled and flittered and finished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a copper envelope. Delightful!
40 And You Look It - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
2
in stock
This funny 40th birthday card has a lovely burnt orange coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "You are 40 and you look it." Foil detail on the age. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
40 Today Foil Ballon Large - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£3.75
2
in stock
The bigger the better! These extra large 40th birthday cards are perfect for making a statement on someones birthday. Big balloons for a big milestone. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Envelope Size - 195 mm square Card Type - Premium Board Publisher - The Art File
40 Today. Least You Have Your Hair - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
6
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. For the men, this is a real struggle. not many men nowadays make it to 40 with all of their hair. To be honest, not many even make it to 30 with a full head anymore... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Ferna…
40th Birthday Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual 40th Birthday Card
£3.95
3
in stock
A great unique 40th birthday card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges.This enamel pin reads "Naughty 40" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
40th Birthday Wow Range - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
2
in stock
40th birthday Card from the wow range. Printed on premium textured board, these cards are embossed with wonderfully bright rainbow foil across the age with further foil embossed pattern making these cards really stand out. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Kraft Envelope Size - 160 x 135mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Age 40 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
3
in stock
This 40th Birthday card is from the How Many Days Range and are the cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. We love this card because it perfectly reminds us of the harsh reality. Next year, no one will care... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Age 40 (Lollipop Card) - Unique 40th Birthday Greetings Card
£3.75
6
in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden lollipop stick on the front as part of the design. This really adds a strong unique touch and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - High Quality matching envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Age 40 Stars Paper Shakies Card - Unique 40th Birthday Card (Paper Shakies Range)
£3.45
8
in stock
A hand finished age card, the picture is placed in a clear biodegradable bag which is filled with loose paper dot confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with paper confetti dots that you can shake around. From The Shakies range. By using paper confetti and dots rather than glitter these cards are much more eco-friendly and easier to recy…
Birthday Cocktail Lounge - Vintage 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
4
in stock
This vintage birthday card is designed on the simple yet crude designs of matchbooks & matchboxes back in the 1940s & 1950s. This card is from the Matchbooks range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White Envelope Size - 160mm square Material - 280gsm board Publisher - PennyChoo
Celebrities - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
5
in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "... they are all quite talented, not bad looking and have enormous sexual magnetism - so best not get your hopes up. Best not to get too stressed…
Champagne Glasses - Handcrafted 40th Birthday Card
£3.95
2
in stock
These fabulously decadent from our publisher friend Janie Wilson, measure 160 x 160mm and each one is silver foiled and flittered, then finished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a pale grey envelope. Gorgeousness!
CLOTHES BASED ON COMFORT - Funny 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
1
in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Fantastic 40 - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
4
in stock
Beautiful high quality lazer foiled 40th Birthday card. This beautifully designed card is graphically designed to absolute perfection! Inside - Left Blank inside for your own message. Envelope - Each card supplied with a grey envelope and cellophane sleeve. Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC Mix from responsible sources Publisher - Lola Design
Finally Grow Into Your Face - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.95
3
in stock
This 40th birthday card has a lovely mint green coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Maybe you'll finall grow into your face." Foil detail on the age. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Fizz Bottle on Pink Spots Background - Handcrafted 40th Birthday Card
£3.95
2
in stock
These wondeful cards from our publisher firend Janie Wilson, measure 160 x 160mm and each one is finished with gold foil and glitter and hand embellished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a gold envelope. Bright and beautiful!
Forty (Scrabble) - Unique 40th Birthday Greeting Card
£3.75
4
in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. This 40th Birthday card features a scrabble F, worth 4 points incase you wondered... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality B…
Forty? How The Shit Did That Happen? - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
1
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. This card perfectly describes how it feels when you realise how old you are. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Forty? Let Yourself Go - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
6
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. Oops, this is perfect if they haven't already reached that point. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Four Whole Decades Old - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.60
£1.30
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2
in stock
Designs are beautifully hand drawn by Angela Chick. 40th Birthday card with a perfect little quote at the bottom of each milestone card. Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt. Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chick
Funky Birthday Cocktail Lounge - Vintage 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
4
in stock
This vintage birthday card is designed on the simple yet crude designs of matchbooks & matchboxes back in the 1940s & 1950s. This card is from the Matchbooks range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White Envelope Size - 160mm square Material - 280gsm board Publisher - PennyChoo
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4
in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Hooray 40 Today Shakies Card - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£3.45
1
in stock
Unique 40th Birthday Card from The Shakies Range A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Katherine Hartley. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own…
In Twenty Years Youll Be Sixty - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
5
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. This is exactly how you react when you realise how old you are getting! Not long until retirement now... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
It`s The Big 40 Let`s Party
£2.75
4
in stock
This 40th Birthday card has an embossed 40 in the middle of a lovely high quality design onto a classic white board. From the big one range Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - The Art File
Mid-Life Crisis (Geronimo Range) - Large Format 40th Birthday Card
£3.25
2
in stock
This 40th Birthday card features bright neon colouring with a funny title for a 40th milestone. It's mid life crises time! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 190 x 165mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - The Art File
No Way You`re 40 (Fake News) - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
6
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 40th Birthday card. This is exactly how you react when you realise how old you are getting! Fake news huh, we don't think so... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Oh No The Big 40 - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
2
in stock
This fun 40th birthday card is from The Art File. It's big! This means it's go to be your biggest Birthday blow out yet! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - The Art File
Sequin 40 (Shine Range) - Unique 40th Birthday Card With Sequin Patch)
£3.95
6
in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! 40 Happy Birthday Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
The Big 40 (Bright Lights Range) - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
3
in stock
The cards are brightly coloured hence the range name of "The Bright Lights" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
The Big 40 (Cloud Nine Range) - Contemporary 40th Birthday Card
£2.85
2
in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. Milestone Birthday Card From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
UB40 - Funny 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
3
in stock
Funny 40th Birthday card. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. Are any of you or your recipients big UB40 fans? Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Welcome To Your Forties (Heavy Drinking Requires More Recovery)
£2.75
6
in stock
Hilarious 40th birthday card - and anyone over 40 will probably relate! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Bright colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
WTForty - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
4
in stock
This funny 40th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! A rude take on how we react knwoing we are getting older... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
You`re Not 40... - Humorous 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
7
in stock
Contemporary Milestone Age Card. Lyric Occasion greeting cards are printed on a premium uncoated matt board using special and metallic inks and are greeted inside. Lyric Occasion greeting cards come individually cello-wrapped with a charcoal grey envelope. Text inside reads Happy 40th Birthday.This card is 160mm square.