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Rude Christmas Cards

Rude Christmas

Do you like to live life on the edge? or do you just love rude humour? Then you are definitely in the right place this Christmas. Expect laughs and blushes with our Rude Christmas Cards.

As we have said before, there is plenty of things to make jokes about at Christmas and that doesn't stop with innocent humour. Rude Christmas cards are packed full of laughter, with rude innuendos, jokes and puns!

As we have said before, there is plenty of things to make jokes about at Christmas and that doesn't stop with innocent humour. Rude Christmas cards are packed full of laughter, with rude innuendos, jokes and puns!

Risk it this holiday season with one of our offensive Christmas cards. We must issue a warning... Be careful who you send these rude Christmas cards too. Some people might get offended.

Offensive Christmas Cards

You are definitely in the right place if you like blasphemous and offensive language. Our Rude Christmas cards are packed full of offensive and despicable humour that will be sure to leave the recipient shocked on Christmas Day

With a huge range to choose from, you won't be disappointed! Although if this hilarious range of offensive Christmas cards is a little too much for your recipient then maybe you should check out our funny Christmas cards

Make sure to not leave it too late this year. If you do leave it till the last minute. Remember we have a super-fast handwritten card service which can be sent straight to the recipient. You can also check out our blog post on some top tips on Why you should be buying your Christmas cards early to prevent any disappointment.

Our huge selection of rude Christmas cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Christmas card needs are taken care of!

If you are struggling for what to write in your Christmas cards. We have a lovely list of funny, rude and original Christmas messages.

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Have a wonderful and magical Christmas from all of us here at Creased!

Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
2 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Christmas TV Chef - Humorous Christmas Card Christmas TV Chef - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Christmas Jumper - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Dont Get Your Hopes Up - Rude Christmas Card Dont Get Your Hopes Up - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Family Tree - Humorous Christmas Card Family Tree - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Christmas - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Fishy Minge Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set Fishy Minge Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card set. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 104 x 150 mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Christmas Mooseface - Humorous Christmas Card Happy Christmas Mooseface - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Have Nothing To Fucking Do With You... - Rude Christmas Card Have Nothing To Fucking Do With You... - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
I Fucking Hate Christmas - Rude Christmas Card I Fucking Hate Christmas - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Hilariously rude Chrsitmas cards that come straight from the heart Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Matching Envelope Size – 148 x 174 mm Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
Ive Been An Absolute Shit - Rude Christmas Card Ive Been An Absolute Shit - Rude Christmas Card
£2.60
7 in stock
These cards are beautifully illustrated by Angela Chick. A combination of high-quality graphics and rude wording to make the most relatable Christmas Cards Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Chi…
Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Merry Christmas Dick - Rude Christmas Card Merry Christmas Dick - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Mistletoe - Acceptable Face of Sexual Harrassment Mistletoe - Acceptable Face of Sexual Harrassment
£2.85
8 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
13 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
3 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Santa Website - Humorous Christmas Card Santa Website - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Merry Christmas - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Santas Grotto - Humorous Christmas Card Santas Grotto - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
8 in stock
Awkward Cunt - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Secret Santa - Humorous Christmas Card Secret Santa - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a funny Christmas card from our publishing friends Pheasant Plucker... Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person at Christmas! Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Pheasant Pl…
Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Tis The Season To Be Trollied - Humorous Christmas Card Tis The Season To Be Trollied - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
View Of Next Doors Bedroom - Humorous Christmas Card View Of Next Doors Bedroom - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.60
4 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest christmas cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Yeah Mary, Course Youre A Virgin - Humorous Christmas Card Yeah Mary, Course Youre A Virgin - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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