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Rude Christmas Cards

Rude Christmas

Do you like to live life on the edge? or do you just love rude humour? Then you are definitely in the right place this Christmas. Expect laughs and blushes with our Rude Christmas Cards.

As we have said before, there is plenty of things to make jokes about at Christmas and that doesn't stop with innocent humour. Rude Christmas cards are packed full of laughter, with rude innuendos, jokes and puns!

As we have said before, there is plenty of things to make jokes about at Christmas and that doesn't stop with innocent humour. Rude Christmas cards are packed full of laughter, with rude innuendos, jokes and puns!

Risk it this holiday season with one of our offensive Christmas cards. We must issue a warning... Be careful who you send these rude Christmas cards too. Some people might get offended.

Offensive Christmas Cards

You are definitely in the right place if you like blasphemous and offensive language. Our Rude Christmas cards are packed full of offensive and despicable humour that will be sure to leave the recipient shocked on Christmas Day

With a huge range to choose from, you won't be disappointed! Although if this hilarious range of offensive Christmas cards is a little too much for your recipient then maybe you should check out our funny Christmas cards

Make sure to not leave it too late this year. If you do leave it till the last minute. Remember we have a super-fast handwritten card service which can be sent straight to the recipient. You can also check out our blog post on some top tips on Why you should be buying your Christmas cards early to prevent any disappointment.

Our huge selection of rude Christmas cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Christmas card needs are taken care of!

If you are struggling for what to write in your Christmas cards. We have a lovely list of funny, rude and original Christmas messages.

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Have a wonderful and magical Christmas from all of us here at Creased!

All About Me - Humorous Christmas Card All About Me - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.80
26 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card Jesus Born To Save Cunts Like You - Offensive Christmas Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Yeah Mary, Course Youre A Virgin - Humorous Christmas Card Yeah Mary, Course Youre A Virgin - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
16 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Christmas Game - Humorous Christmas Card Christmas Game - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Christmas Game - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Human Santapede  - Humorous Christmas Card Human Santapede - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.80
2 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest christmas cards Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
All I Want Is You Naked - Risque Christmas Card All I Want Is You Naked - Risque Christmas Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Grandads Turkey  - Modern Toss Grandads Turkey - Modern Toss
£2.75
2 in stock
Grandads Turkey - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Have Nothing To Fucking Do With You... - Rude Christmas Card Have Nothing To Fucking Do With You... - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card Jesus You Fucking Rock - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Jingle Balls - Rude Christmas Card Jingle Balls - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
2 in stock
This is a funny Christmas card from our publishing friends Pheasant Plucker... Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person at Christmas! Sized at 148 x 105mm. Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality board P…
Love Christmas?Fuck Yeah - Rude Christmas Card Love Christmas?Fuck Yeah - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Mary & Joseph - Humorous Christmas Card Mary & Joseph - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Merry Christmas Dick - Rude Christmas Card Merry Christmas Dick - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Reindeer Games - Rude Christmas Card Reindeer Games - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet rude Christmas card features some pretty adult type of games. Certainly not the type of games you want to be playing with your family on Christmas day. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
2 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Santa Website - Humorous Christmas Card Santa Website - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Merry Christmas - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Seasonal Adjustment Disorder - Walk  - Modern Toss Seasonal Adjustment Disorder - Walk - Modern Toss
£2.75
4 in stock
Seasonal Affective Disorder - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Seasonal Bollocks To You - Rude Christmas Card Seasonal Bollocks To You - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Seasonal Bollocks - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of rude Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Not fussed about this Christmas malarky? Seasonal bollocks to your friends and family! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 104 X 150 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Who Needs Pigs In Blankets - Rude Christmas Card Who Needs Pigs In Blankets - Rude Christmas Card new
£2.75
3 in stock
This rude Christmas card is Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person at Christmas! We love pigs in blankets so much, we decide to become one! Sized at 148 x 105mm. Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality…
Better Gift If We Wernt Shagging - Rude Christmas Card For Couples Better Gift If We Wernt Shagging - Rude Christmas Card For Couples new
£2.75
5 in stock
This rude christmas card is perfectly relatable for when you are considering what to purchase your other half. Why do they need anything when they have you? Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker
Boner Snowman - Rude Christmas Card Boner Snowman - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it. We want to be seeing all of your Snowmen like this! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Cheer Up Grumpy Twat - Rude Christmas Card Cheer Up Grumpy Twat - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Cheese & Wine Christmas Decorations - Rude Christmas Card Cheese & Wine Christmas Decorations - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Cheese & WIne - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Festive coloured envelope Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss

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