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Rude Christmas Cards

Rude Christmas

Do you like to live life on the edge? or do you just love rude humour? Then you are definitely in the right place this Christmas. Expect laughs and blushes with our Rude Christmas Cards.

As we have said before, there is plenty of things to make jokes about at Christmas and that doesn't stop with innocent humour. Rude Christmas cards are packed full of laughter, with rude innuendos, jokes and puns!

As we have said before, there is plenty of things to make jokes about at Christmas and that doesn't stop with innocent humour. Rude Christmas cards are packed full of laughter, with rude innuendos, jokes and puns!

Risk it this holiday season with one of our offensive Christmas cards. We must issue a warning... Be careful who you send these rude Christmas cards too. Some people might get offended.

Offensive Christmas Cards

You are definitely in the right place if you like blasphemous and offensive language. Our Rude Christmas cards are packed full of offensive and despicable humour that will be sure to leave the recipient shocked on Christmas Day

With a huge range to choose from, you won't be disappointed! Although if this hilarious range of offensive Christmas cards is a little too much for your recipient then maybe you should check out our funny Christmas cards

Make sure to not leave it too late this year. If you do leave it till the last minute. Remember we have a super-fast handwritten card service which can be sent straight to the recipient. You can also check out our blog post on some top tips on Why you should be buying your Christmas cards early to prevent any disappointment.

Our huge selection of rude Christmas cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your Christmas card needs are taken care of!

If you are struggling for what to write in your Christmas cards. We have a lovely list of funny, rude and original Christmas messages.

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Have a wonderful and magical Christmas from all of us here at Creased!

Cats Got The Shits - Rude Christmas Card Cats Got The Shits - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This rude Christmas card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set Cheesy Knob Naughty List - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
From One Fabulous Bitch To Another - Rude Christmas Card From One Fabulous Bitch To Another - Rude Christmas Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Christmas Card is for your fabulous bitch? Do you have a friend this could be for? Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Festive coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Christmas Mooseface - Humorous Christmas Card Happy Christmas Mooseface - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card If Santa Was Real - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez..
No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card No Excuse Needed To Get Wasted - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set Santa Comes Once A Year Just Like You - Rude Christmas Card Set
£7.50
1 in stock
Rude Humour Christmas Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card Seasonal Pervert - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Seasonal Pervert - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of Christmas cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 x 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
Sexy Ass Christmas Jumper - Rude Christmas Card Sexy Ass Christmas Jumper - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This funny Christmas card is from the "Tis the season" range. All fo the cards from this range feature a brilliant graphic illustration with some funny or rude text underneath. This one is perfectly relatable? Don't hide it, unleash your festive spirit even if you do embarass yourself! Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Env…
Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card Spend Loads On Crap - Funny Christmas Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Yeah Mary, Course Youre A Virgin - Humorous Christmas Card Yeah Mary, Course Youre A Virgin - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.85
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
You And Santa Come Once A Year - Rude Christmas Card You And Santa Come Once A Year - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Disrespectful and offensive... What else would you want in a rude Christmas card? If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co

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