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Rude Birthday Cards

So you have a rude sense of humour like us do you? Well you're in the right place! Here you can find our huge selection of rude birthday cards perfect for your humour. Because funny birthday cards, just aren't edgy enough are they?

Although rude birthday cards are often frowned upon due to their sometimes uneasy designs, our cards aren't like that. We have a huge variety of sexual, offensive and shocking birthday cards, that could suit even the most innocent recipient. These cards are guaranteed to get your recipient giggling but be careful, you don't want to get on their bad side, especially on their birthday.

Once you find the perfect card in this selection and see it work well with the recipient, it can be very difficult to look at general cards the same again. We even have a range of rude milestone cards which will appear on the site very soon. But whilst you wait, you can view our rude greeting cards as well.

All of our rude birthday cards are sourced from local creators form which we have searched the country far and wide to find the very best. So that your recipient can enjoy a good laugh on their birthday.

If you are struggling for what to write inside your card, check out our blog post for funny birthday card messages or if you want to insert some rude jokes, we have a blog post for that too.

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Thanks For Picking Up My Shit - Rude Birthday Card From The Dog Thanks For Picking Up My Shit - Rude Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.60
39 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude birthday cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Well Bugger My Bottom - Rude Greeting Card Well Bugger My Bottom - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card supplier
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker Happy Birthday You Cheeky Fucker
£2.75
7 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Im Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Birthday Card Im Not Giving You A Blowie - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Glad Your Mum Didnt Swallow - Rude Birthday Card Glad Your Mum Didnt Swallow - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Gay Lord -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Knob Jockey -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Knob Jockey - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Tiny Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Tiny Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Hope Your Birthday Is Fucking Epic - Rude Birthday Card Hope Your Birthday Is Fucking Epic - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Dont Give A Fuck If Its Happy - Rude Birthday Card I Dont Give A Fuck If Its Happy - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
IT WAS THIS OR A DICK PIC - Rude Greeting Card IT WAS THIS OR A DICK PIC - Rude Greeting Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
News Flash You`re Old As Fuck -  Rude Birthday Card News Flash You`re Old As Fuck - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
WHOOP-DE-DO - Rude Birthday Card WHOOP-DE-DO - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe
£2.85
2 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
You Give Me The Unihorn - Humorous Birthday Card You Give Me The Unihorn - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
You Got Bummed By A Diplodocus - Humorous Birthday Card You Got Bummed By A Diplodocus - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Please ensure you check the item title for the month on the card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday  - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Fancy A Birthday Bum - Humorous Birthday Card Fancy A Birthday Bum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
From Slag To Old Slag -  Rude Birthday Card From Slag To Old Slag - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Happy Birthday Baby Dick - Risque Birthday Card Happy Birthday Baby Dick - Risque Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bell End - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny Birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Birthday Cunt - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Birthday Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cunt Head - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Minge - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Saggy Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Scrotie - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Wank Stain - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Wank Stain - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Fucking Whatever Happy Fucking Whatever
£2.75
4 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Mashed Up Assholes - Humorous Birthday Card Mashed Up Assholes - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Older Wiser Still A Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Older Wiser Still A Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Ride You Like A Stolen Bike (Orange & White) - Rude Birthday Card Ride You Like A Stolen Bike (Orange & White) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card Sh*t I Forgot Your Birthday - Humorous Belated Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude belated birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Shit You`re Old - Humorous Birthday Card Shit You`re Old - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
You Got Fingered By A T-Rex - Humorous Birthday Card You Got Fingered By A T-Rex - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

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