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Rude Birthday Cards

So you have a rude sense of humour like us do you? Well you're in the right place! Here you can find our huge selection of rude birthday cards perfect for your humour. Because funny birthday cards, just aren't edgy enough are they?

Although rude birthday cards are often frowned upon due to their sometimes uneasy designs, our cards aren't like that. We have a huge variety of sexual, offensive and shocking birthday cards, that could suit even the most innocent recipient. These cards are guaranteed to get your recipient giggling but be careful, you don't want to get on their bad side, especially on their birthday.

Once you find the perfect card in this selection and see it work well with the recipient, it can be very difficult to look at general cards the same again. We even have a range of rude milestone cards which will appear on the site very soon. But whilst you wait, you can view our rude greeting cards as well.

All of our rude birthday cards are sourced from local creators form which we have searched the country far and wide to find the very best. So that your recipient can enjoy a good laugh on their birthday.

If you are struggling for what to write inside your card, check out our blog post for funny birthday card messages or if you want to insert some rude jokes, we have a blog post for that too.

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card 3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe new
£2.85
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
24 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Proverbials Range, is simple, clean and clear. They are sized at 185 x 185mm, come with a brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Gay Lord -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
IT WAS THIS OR A DICK PIC - Rude Greeting Card IT WAS THIS OR A DICK PIC - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.85
6 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Older Wiser Still A Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Older Wiser Still A Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card One Of A Kind (Who Would Make More Yous) - Funny Greetings Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Entertaining card from our friends at Objectables. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Ur Mum Shagged Ur Dad (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
WHOOP-DE-DO - Rude Birthday Card WHOOP-DE-DO - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In April - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In August - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In December - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In January - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In June - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In March - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In May - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
11 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
6 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Brighton Cunt - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Cunt - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card Brighton Nobhead - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! This is from the exclusive Brighton Range! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Qu…
Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Cheer The F*ck Up (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card Dinner For Two (69 Time) - Rude Love Related Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Drunk And Bitchy Like You - Humorous Birthday Card Drunk And Bitchy Like You - Humorous Birthday Card sale
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops

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