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Funny Birthday Cards

Finding the right birthday card can be a tricky task, especially if your recipient is used to get the same generic cards. In the late 2000s there was a huge demand for funny birthday cards. Since then, the industry has jumped upon this trend, creating the funny birthday cards that you see today.

The innovation of technology has allowed companies to thrive in the industry, providing us with funny images on the front of cards which could not have been done before. Some of our favourite cards include brilliant puns, jokes and witty humour.

Humorous Birthday Cards

As soon as you receive a funny birthday card, it can be very difficult to enjoy many other cards. It's like a burst of happiness when you open the card to find something hilarious on the front. It can really make a birthday great. Our funny cards don't feature any milestone birthdays but if you want specific funny milestone birthday cards. Check out the list below.

All of our cards are sourced from local creators form which we have searched the country far and wide to find the very best. So that your recipient can enjoy a good laugh on their birthday.

If you are struggling for what to write inside your card, check out our blog post for funny birthday card messages.

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe new
£2.85
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card 3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
END IS NIGH - Funny Birthday Card END IS NIGH - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
4 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
14 in stock
From the Good Things range over at Redback cards, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthday Collage on Brown - Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Happy Birthday Collage on Brown - Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
1 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
Never Grow Up - Humorous Greeting Card Never Grow Up - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
1 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Mc Birthday Face - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Mc Birthday Face - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Birthday Scratch Card  - Premium Handmade Birthday Card Birthday Scratch Card - Premium Handmade Birthday Card
£5.00
£4.45
2 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Cat-Ass-Trophy - Funnny Cat Related Birthday Cards Cat-Ass-Trophy - Funnny Cat Related Birthday Cards
£2.85
2 in stock
This card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! From the Cats Are Twats Range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
DOG IS MY FAVOURITE - Funny Love Related Greeting Card DOG IS MY FAVOURITE - Funny Love Related Greeting Card new
£2.85
2 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Don`t Like A Fuss - Humorous Birthday Card Don`t Like A Fuss - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
From a range called Alecs Cards, these quirky, funny little things will bring a smile to the face of the recipient. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Lovely lilac envelope Size - 152 mm square Card Type - FSC certifeid board of high quality Publisher - Splimple
Enjoy Your First Birthday In Isolation - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card Enjoy Your First Birthday In Isolation - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Humourous Locakdown Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Fucking Muppet - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Fucking Whatever Happy Fucking Whatever new
£2.75
11 in stock
Featuring vibrant rainbow colours set against a rich black background, these cards add a little something special with the white parts of the design covered in glitter.  Lovely, striking looking card! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly coloured envelope Size -105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Happy Purr-thday #Bothered - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Happy Purr-thday #Bothered - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range)
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Hilarious Card from the Cats Are Twats Range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Have A Monumintal Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Have A Monumintal Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Part of the Multipuns range... Pig Mint . Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Publisher - Jelly Armchair
HPBD (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card HPBD (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE (BLUE) - Funny Greetings Card I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE (BLUE) - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.85
2 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Colourful Range, is bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 175 x 175mm, come with a white envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
I Dont Give A Fuck If Its Happy - Rude Birthday Card I Dont Give A Fuck If Its Happy - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Frickin Love You - Love Related Card I Frickin Love You - Love Related Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously unrude Greetings card for a loved one.This card could suit a variety of occasions such as a Birthday, Anniversary, Valentines or even as a thank you card! This is the clean version... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernand…
I Think Your Birthday Is Sometime Around Now I Think Your Birthday Is Sometime Around Now new
£2.85
7 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
IT WAS THIS OR A DICK PIC - Rude Greeting Card IT WAS THIS OR A DICK PIC - Rude Greeting Card new
£2.85
1 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This great range of funny birthday cards from Splimple. The Range is called "Note to self". Each card features a graphically designed post-it-note featuring a funny note on what we all think when it comes to our Birthdays. Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Splimple
Lets Do Poppers - Humorous Birthday Card Lets Do Poppers - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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