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Funny Birthday Cards

Finding the right birthday card can be a tricky task, especially if your recipient is used to get the same generic cards. In the late 2000s there was a huge demand for funny birthday cards. Since then, the industry has jumped upon this trend, creating the funny birthday cards that you see today.

The innovation of technology has allowed companies to thrive in the industry, providing us with funny images on the front of cards which could not have been done before. Some of our favourite cards include brilliant puns, jokes and witty humour.

Humorous Birthday Cards

As soon as you receive a funny birthday card, it can be very difficult to enjoy many other cards. It's like a burst of happiness when you open the card to find something hilarious on the front. It can really make a birthday great. Our funny cards don't feature any milestone birthdays but if you want specific funny milestone birthday cards. Check out the list below.

All of our cards are sourced from local creators form which we have searched the country far and wide to find the very best. So that your recipient can enjoy a good laugh on their birthday.

If you are struggling for what to write inside your card, check out our blog post for funny birthday card messages.

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card love
£2.95
17 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
I Think Your Birthday Is Sometime Around Now I Think Your Birthday Is Sometime Around Now new
£2.85
2 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Enjoy Your First Birthday In Isolation - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card Enjoy Your First Birthday In Isolation - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Humourous Locakdown Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Stripes (Kapow Shakies Card) - Unusual Birthday Card Happy Birthday Stripes (Kapow Shakies Card) - Unusual Birthday Card
£3.45
2 in stock
A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wrapp…
All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In September - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
12 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Please ensure you check the item title for the month on the card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
20 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Proverbials Range, is simple, clean and clear. They are sized at 185 x 185mm, come with a brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
16 in stock
From the Good Things range over at Redback cards, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Rug Muncher - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Never Grow Up - Humorous Greeting Card Never Grow Up - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
SPLASHING OUT THE EXTRA QUID FOR A SWANKY CARD - Funny Greetings Card SPLASHING OUT THE EXTRA QUID FOR A SWANKY CARD - Funny Greetings Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Proverbials Range, is simple, clean and clear. They are sized at 185 x 185mm, come with a brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe You Are The Champion Of The Motherfucking Universe new
£2.85
6 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from Redback Cards and has a lovely soft touch feel.  From the New Modern Disaster range, these are simple yet effective takes on key occasions! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Soft Touch Finish Publisher - Redback Cards
3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card 3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In November - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
8 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
1 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Birthday Scratch Card  - Premium Handmade Birthday Card Birthday Scratch Card - Premium Handmade Birthday Card
£5.00
£4.45
2 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card Congratulations On Completing Pornhub (Thirty Mussels Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
END IS NIGH - Funny Birthday Card END IS NIGH - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
3 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday  - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card Even Though I Cant See You On Your Birthday - Rude Lockdown Birthday Card
£2.95
6 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Excited - Humorous Greetings Card Excited - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
12 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Go EMMENTAL on your Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Go EMMENTAL on your Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Who doesn't enjoy a good food pun? This cheesy pun is perfect on this hilarious anniversary card. This card could also be used to send to your loved one as a greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Kraft Brown Size 160mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Tillovision
GOOD EXCUSE NOT TO SEE YOU - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card GOOD EXCUSE NOT TO SEE YOU - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card new
£2.85
7 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Happy Beerday (Pinata Range) - Enamel Pin  Birthday Card Happy Beerday (Pinata Range) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£3.95
7 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthday Butterflies- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Happy Birthday Butterflies- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
5 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card best
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Gay Lord -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Batshit Crazy Legend - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Hooray (Kapow Shakies Card) - Unusual Birthday Card Hooray (Kapow Shakies Card) - Unusual Birthday Card
£3.45
9 in stock
A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Nicola Watson. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wrapp…
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
HPBD (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card HPBD (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
I Don`t Do Birthday Cards - Humorous Birthday Card I Don`t Do Birthday Cards - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - But for you I made an excpetion Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.

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