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Funny 50th Birthday Cards

So, it's the big 5-0. You're recipient started lying about their age nearly 20 years ago and they have finally hit half a century. This means it's time to let them know how old they have got. This is where our funny 50th birthday cards come in.

Making your recipient feel embarrassed about there age is the best part about friends turning 50. In fact, who even wants a nice 50th birthday card, when you can have a right laugh on your birthday.

All of our cards are locally sourced within the UK. We have searched far and wide for the best cards possible. In this selection of funny 50th birthday cards, you can find lots of different jokes to poke fun out of your recipient. If you would rather see our more general funny birthday cards then you can always check out that selection or you can find specific birthday cards for men too.

If you are struggling for what to write inside your birthday cards, read our blog post to find over 50 messages perfect for your cards.

Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Fifty. How The Hell Did That Happen? - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday card. The perfect card to describe exactly how we feel turning 50... Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
50 On The Outside - Humorous 50th Birthday Card 50 On The Outside - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 50th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Bird Seed For Those Crow Feet - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Bird Seed For Those Crow Feet - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Funny card for a milesone 50th birthday. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. We love the mix of homemade additions onto a hilarious 50th birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Celebrities - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Celebrities - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Celebrities 50th Birthday card. Inside - "... you're two years older than the typical Radio Two listener, three times the age of the average McDonalds custom…
Fifty? You Gateau Be Kidding Cake Card Fifty? You Gateau Be Kidding Cake Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant Plasticine character Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown Kraft Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
11 in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
No Way You`re 50 (Fake News) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card No Way You`re 50 (Fake News) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious 50th Birthday Milestone card (Fake News). We can't believe it when turning 50 either... Everyone still feels 25! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
The Big 5-OMG You`re Old! - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card The Big 5-OMG You`re Old! - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny 50th birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! OMG you're old! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Too Young To Retire - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Too Young To Retire - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
This 50th Birthday card has a lovely burnt orange coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Too young to retire, too old to ever dance again." Foil detail on the age. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan

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