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Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but still feel 16 inside...

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. No one cares anymore. You're just getting old...

Just because you are getting older doesn't mean your friend or family member doesn't deserve Birthday cards. In fact, if you're really that lazy and can't be bothered to go out and buy them a card, check out our handwritten card service where you can get us to personally handwrite the birthday card for your recipient.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny Birthday Cards

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

Rude Birthday Cards

If you have a sense of humour like us, then you'd probably rather check out our Rude Birthday cards... These cards feature an abundance of swear words, sexual innuendos and of course, some offensive lanugage. Although viewers discretion is advised, we don't want to be upsetting any of you who take things too personally.

Funny birthday cards don't suit everyone though... We admit, there are times & people who should get a birthday card of a different style. Next up, unique birthday cards!

Unique Birthday Cards

No this doesn't mean traditional or boring, this includes a variety of beautiful birthday cards that feature designs that you cannot find elsewhere. We promise you'll find something beautiful & different in our selection of Unique Birthday cards.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration. Too innocent for you? Then you must check out our rude jokes blog, this could certainly be something you can include in your Birthday card

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
23 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Massive Div - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Massive Div - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card My Presence is Your Present - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
6 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Benefits of Being Old - Humorous Birthday Card Benefits of Being Old - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
11 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "… just give them your underpants." Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from resp…
Difficult - Humorous Birthday Card Difficult - Humorous Birthday Card save
£2.50
51 in stock
Hilarious cards from the "sign of the times" range featuring funny puns with high quality graphics. Inside - Blank for your own perosnal message Envelope - High quality kraft envelope Size - 120 x 170 mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Big Jon
Excited - Humorous Greetings Card Excited - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Family Member Im Least Ashamed To Be Related To (Cloud Nine) - Humorous Birthday Card Family Member Im Least Ashamed To Be Related To (Cloud Nine) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
19 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card
£2.60
6 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Happy Birthday You Old Twat - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Old Twat - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
#bothered Whateva - Humorous Greeting Card #bothered Whateva - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card 3 Cocks And A Joke? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
12 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Be Honest With Yourself (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card Be Honest With Yourself (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£3.95
17 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Birthday Cake (Life Is Sweet Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card Birthday Cake (Life Is Sweet Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
2 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Birthday Cake - Contemporary Birthday Card Birthday Cake - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
This beautiful range is made from stitched paper collage designs All cards in this range all hand finished with gems. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Pearlescent envelope. Size - 150mm x 150mm Card Type - FSC 300gsm textured board Publisher - Georgia Breeze
Birthday Full Of Inappropriate Behaviour - Contemporary Birthday Card Birthday Full Of Inappropriate Behaviour - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
Birthday Girl - Contemporary Birthday Card For Girl Birthday Girl - Contemporary Birthday Card For Girl
£3.45
5 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo

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