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Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but still feel 16 inside...

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. No one cares anymore. You're just getting old...

Just because you are getting older doesn't mean your friend or family member doesn't deserve Birthday cards. In fact, if you're really that lazy and can't be bothered to go out and buy them a card, check out our handwritten card service where you can get us to personally handwrite the birthday card for your recipient.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny Birthday Cards

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

Rude Birthday Cards

If you have a sense of humour like us, then you'd probably rather check out our Rude Birthday cards... These cards feature an abundance of swear words, sexual innuendos and of course, some offensive lanugage. Although viewers discretion is advised, we don't want to be upsetting any of you who take things too personally.

Funny birthday cards don't suit everyone though... We admit, there are times & people who should get a birthday card of a different style. Next up, unique birthday cards!

Unique Birthday Cards

No this doesn't mean traditional or boring, this includes a variety of beautiful birthday cards that feature designs that you cannot find elsewhere. We promise you'll find something beautiful & different in our selection of Unique Birthday cards.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration. Too innocent for you? Then you must check out our rude jokes blog, this could certainly be something you can include in your Birthday card

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card best
£3.95
14 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a magical day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Bee Day - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Bee Day - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Part of the Multipuns range... Bee Gin-King. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.85
8 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Form 3D Card - Cake (Happy Birthday) Form 3D Card - Cake (Happy Birthday)
£3.95
8 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 new
£2.60
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card BA5426 Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card BA5426 new
£2.85
4 in stock
This great range of funny birthday cards from Splimple. The Range is called "Note to self". Each card features a graphically designed post-it-note featuring a funny note on what we all think when it comes to our Birthdays. Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Splimple
Whos Counting Anyway (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card Whos Counting Anyway (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card
£3.45
1 in stock
This is a beautiful modern greeting card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - delightful! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching brightly coloured Size - 156mm Square Card Type - High quality white FSC accredited board Publisher - Cl…
A Square Piece Of Card (Good Things Range) - Humorous Greeting Card A Square Piece Of Card (Good Things Range) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
7 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Another birthday? - Humorous Birthday Card Another birthday? - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "Phew!" Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher -…
Best Birthday In The Hole World - Humorous Birthday Card Best Birthday In The Hole World - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
15 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Booze - Unique Enamel Badge Birthday Card BA5374 Booze - Unique Enamel Badge Birthday Card BA5374 new
£3.95
3 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
37 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Colourful Sequin Peacock - Unique Birthday Card BA5372 Colourful Sequin Peacock - Unique Birthday Card BA5372 new
£3.95
4 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a fabulous day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cool Sequin Football - Unique Birthday Card AB0842 Cool Sequin Football - Unique Birthday Card AB0842 new
£3.95
6 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Happy Birthday!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Enduring Your Farts - Humorous Birthday Card Enduring Your Farts - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Fantastic Birthday Kapow Shakie Range -  Contemporary Birthday Card Fantastic Birthday Kapow Shakie Range - Contemporary Birthday Card
£3.45
14 in stock
A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Katherine Hartley. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies range. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello W…
Form 3D Card - Happy Birthday Butterfly Form 3D Card - Happy Birthday Butterfly
£3.95
9 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Glitter - A6 Greeting Card Glitter - A6 Greeting Card
£2.75
11 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Gym Freak - Humorous Birthday Card Gym Freak - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…

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