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Birthday Cards

Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but you are still 16 inside.

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. They have their own lives or maybe you’re that person with a life?

Then it’s time to dig into Birthday cards, show them you still care even if you are too busy to attend their birthday. You can use our handwritten card service if your too busy to write your own card.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

We’re not all funny birthday cards though! We have wide range of different birthday cards to choose from. Including unique birthday cards like the Redback Shakies range or the wonderful contemporary range from Lola Design.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

If our cards are a little too rude for you? Fancy something more innocent? Hit CLEAN in the navigation to avoid the rudeness... Or do you love something offensive and edgy? Avoid the boring clean button and instead, click the RUDE navigation button to see our rude birthday cards shine…

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
9 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Birthday Girl Glittered Pink Star - Handmade Birthday Card Birthday Girl Glittered Pink Star - Handmade Birthday Card
£2.75
5 in stock
Superb quality handmade cards. These cards feature plenty of stunning homemade details such as buttons, glitter, sequins, 3D detailing plus much more! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft or White with gold spots Size - 160 x 118mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Dilly & Pink
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Flowers on Brown- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Happy Birthday Flowers on Brown- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
6 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
7 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
Birthday Girl - Unique Greeting Card Birthday Girl - Unique Greeting Card
£3.45
4 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card Good Die Young - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Happy Birthday (Great Day) - Unique Greeting Card Happy Birthday (Great Day) - Unique Greeting Card
£3.45
1 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Happy Birthday Cuntface - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Cuntface - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.60
1 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Happy Birthday Poo Bum - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Poo Bum - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday To You And Your Tiny Penis - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
5 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card Shit Birthday - Rude Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
A Year Since You Got One Of These - Humorous Birthday Card A Year Since You Got One Of These - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
This Card has a lovely pale pink coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "A year has passed since you last got one of these cards." Small cake design just underneath. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Age Is Irellephant - Funny And Cute Greetings Card Age Is Irellephant - Funny And Cute Greetings Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown Kraft Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
18 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
20 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Badass Best Bitch - Rude Birthday Card Badass Best Bitch - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.60
5 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co
Birth-Yay Birthday - Contemporary Birthday Card Birth-Yay Birthday - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
Birthday Kisses Glittered Red Lips - Handmade Birthday Card Birthday Kisses Glittered Red Lips - Handmade Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
Superb quality handmade cards. These cards feature plenty of stunning homemade details such as buttons, glitter, sequins, 3D detailing plus much more! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft or White with gold spots Size - 160 x 118mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Dilly & Pink

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