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Birthday Cards

Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but you are still 16 inside.

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. They have their own lives or maybe you’re that person with a life?

Then it’s time to dig into Birthday cards, show them you still care even if you are too busy to attend their birthday. You can use our handwritten card service if your too busy to write your own card.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

We’re not all funny birthday cards though! We have wide range of different birthday cards to choose from. Including unique birthday cards like the Redback Shakies range or the wonderful contemporary range from Lola Design.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

If our cards are a little too rude for you? Fancy something more innocent? Hit CLEAN in the navigation to avoid the rudeness... Or do you love something offensive and edgy? Avoid the boring clean button and instead, click the RUDE navigation button to see our rude birthday cards shine…

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration

Birthday Girl - Contemporary Birthday Card For Girl Birthday Girl - Contemporary Birthday Card For Girl sale
£3.45
2 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card Fuckwit - Rude Birthday Card sale
£2.60
11 in stock
This A6 sized card is from publisher Ohh Deer. Comes with kraft brown envelope and printed on great quality sustainable board.
Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card best
£3.95
8 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a magical day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Form 3D Card - Birthday Flowers Form 3D Card - Birthday Flowers
£3.95
1 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
10 in stock
From the Good Things range over at Redback cards, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthgay Pride Flag - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthgay Pride Flag - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Cake Day - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Cake Day - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Part of the Multipuns range... Butterfly Cake. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
I Am So Happy - Humorous Birthday Card I Am So Happy - Humorous Birthday Card sale
£2.75
2 in stock
This card has a high quality image on the front along with an amusing bit of text underneath. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Nailed It Birthday Cake - Cute And Funny Greetings Card Nailed It Birthday Cake - Cute And Funny Greetings Card sale
£2.75
4 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
Spring Chicken Spring Chicken
£2.75
5 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from The Art File. The card has an emboss finish printed on brown textured board Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Kraft Brown Board Publisher - The Art File
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Beary Happy Birthday (Crème De La Crème Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card Beary Happy Birthday (Crème De La Crème Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card sale
£2.75
2 in stock
This beautiful card is printed on heavy Italian board with deep embosses and hand finished with tiny gems. These are truly very pretty cards. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Coral coloured envelope Size - 152mm x 92mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File 
Birthday Cake Shakies - Unique Birthday Card Birthday Cake Shakies - Unique Birthday Card
£3.45
2 in stock
A hand finished Birthday card is from the Shakies range The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wrapped Size - 130mm Card Type -…
Blue Birthday Candles on Brown- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Blue Birthday Candles on Brown- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
2 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
Boooze - Unique Enamel Badge Birthday Card Boooze - Unique Enamel Badge Birthday Card new
£3.95
1 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.75
37 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range)
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Colourful Sequin Heart - Unique Birthday Card Colourful Sequin Heart - Unique Birthday Card new
£3.95
6 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Big love!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Pub…
Don`t Like A Fuss - Humorous Birthday Card Don`t Like A Fuss - Humorous Birthday Card sale
£2.75
4 in stock
From a range called Alecs Cards, these quirky, funny little things will bring a smile to the face of the recipient. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Lovely lilac envelope Size - 152 mm square Card Type - FSC certifeid board of high quality Publisher - Splimple

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