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Birthday Cards

Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but you are still 16 inside.

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. They have their own lives or maybe you’re that person with a life?

Then it’s time to dig into Birthday cards, show them you still care even if you are too busy to attend their birthday. You can use our handwritten card service if your too busy to write your own card.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

We’re not all funny birthday cards though! We have wide range of different birthday cards to choose from. Including unique birthday cards like the Redback Shakies range or the wonderful contemporary range from Lola Design.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

If our cards are a little too rude for you? Fancy something more innocent? Hit CLEAN in the navigation to avoid the rudeness... Or do you love something offensive and edgy? Avoid the boring clean button and instead, click the RUDE navigation button to see our rude birthday cards shine…

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card new
£3.95
8 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a magical day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
17 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card At The Age When Your Body Is Fucked - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
15 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Birthday Present In Blue - Unique Greeting Card Birthday Present In Blue - Unique Greeting Card
£3.45
3 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Close Your Eyes & Make A Wish - Photographic Birthday Card Close Your Eyes & Make A Wish - Photographic Birthday Card new
£2.95
3 in stock
Beautiful interracial and intercultural photogrpahic cards. This card is from the "A Splash Of Colour" range. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Charcoal grey Size - 150mm sqaure Card Type - Eco-friendly and printed on FSC grade board. Publisher - Huetribe
Glitter - A6 Greeting Card Glitter - A6 Greeting Card
£2.75
1 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant Birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Great News! Youre Still Alive (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card Great News! Youre Still Alive (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card
£3.95
9 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Happy Birthday (Great Day) - Unique Greeting Card Happy Birthday (Great Day) - Unique Greeting Card
£3.45
4 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft high quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Happy Birthday Bellend -  Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday Bellend - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Birthday Butterflies- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Happy Birthday Butterflies- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
4 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Pissy Pants - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
1 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Yeasty Vagina - Rude Birthday Card supplier
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops.
If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card If Only Your Dad - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Whos Counting Anyway (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card Whos Counting Anyway (Pom Pom Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card
£3.45
3 in stock
This is a beautiful modern greeting card, designed beautifully by publisher Claire Giles. From the Pom Pom range, it is embellished with bright coloured pompoms. Theres one word from us here at Creased for this range - delightful! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching brightly coloured Size - 156mm Square Card Type - High quality white FSC accredited board Publisher - Cl…
Age Is Irellephant - Funny And Cute Greetings Card Age Is Irellephant - Funny And Cute Greetings Card
£2.75
7 in stock
Brilliant design with high quality detailing for the perfect Birthday card Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown Kraft Size - 160 x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Meraki
Age-Related Jokes (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Age-Related Jokes (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
9 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Best Dad In Brighton Best Dad In Brighton
£2.95
3 in stock
These cards beautifully convey a message to the recipient - and this one is specially commissioned for Creased!  Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching colour to the text on the front of the card & sealed in a cello bag. Size - 145mm x 145mm Card Type - 300g high quality white card stock Publisher - Megan Claire
Best Fishes On Your Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Best Fishes On Your Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
2 in stock
Part of the Multipuns range... Sofishticated. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Birthday Cake (Life Is Sweet Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card Birthday Cake (Life Is Sweet Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
8 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "It's no use... I can't lie" Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible…
Bright Sequin Flamingo - Unique Birthday Card Bright Sequin Flamingo - Unique Birthday Card new
£3.95
3 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a flamazing day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards

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