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Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but still feel 16 inside...

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. No one cares anymore. You're just getting old...

Just because you are getting older doesn't mean your friend or family member doesn't deserve Birthday cards. In fact, if you're really that lazy and can't be bothered to go out and buy them a card, check out our handwritten card service where you can get us to personally handwrite the birthday card for your recipient.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny Birthday Cards

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

Rude Birthday Cards

If you have a sense of humour like us, then you'd probably rather check out our Rude Birthday cards... These cards feature an abundance of swear words, sexual innuendos and of course, some offensive lanugage. Although viewers discretion is advised, we don't want to be upsetting any of you who take things too personally.

Funny birthday cards don't suit everyone though... We admit, there are times & people who should get a birthday card of a different style. Next up, unique birthday cards!

Unique Birthday Cards

No this doesn't mean traditional or boring, this includes a variety of beautiful birthday cards that feature designs that you cannot find elsewhere. We promise you'll find something beautiful & different in our selection of Unique Birthday cards.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration. Too innocent for you? Then you must check out our rude jokes blog, this could certainly be something you can include in your Birthday card

Happy Birthday Sausage Happy Birthday Sausage
£2.75
4 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from The Art File. The card has an emboss finish printed on brown textured board Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Kraft Brown Board Publisher - The Art File
Aged to Perfection Aged to Perfection
£2.75
3 in stock
This humorous birthday card is from The Art File. The card has an emboss finish printed on brown textured board Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - White envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - Kraft Brown Board Publisher - The Art File
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
15 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
21 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397 Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397 new
£2.75
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Happy Bee Day - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Bee Day - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Part of the Multipuns range... Bee Gin-King. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Publisher - Jelly Armchair
Birthday Cake (Life Is Sweet Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card Birthday Cake (Life Is Sweet Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
7 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Bright Sequin Flamingo - Unique Birthday Card AB0835 Bright Sequin Flamingo - Unique Birthday Card AB0835 new
£3.95
4 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a flamazing day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Colourful Sequin Rainbow - Unique Birthday Card AB0840 Colourful Sequin Rainbow - Unique Birthday Card AB0840 new
£3.95
3 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Hooray!    ...it's your Birthday!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card best
£3.95
19 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a magical day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Pub…
It`s Your Birthday, I Got You A Card! - Humorous Birthday Card It`s Your Birthday, I Got You A Card! - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious greetings card for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Life Doesnt Come With A Manual - Mum Birthday Card Life Doesnt Come With A Manual - Mum Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
A heartwarming photographic card from the life is sweet collection by Icon publishing. Inside - "With Love" Envelope - Vibrant Yellow Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Pink Birthday Candles on White- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card Pink Birthday Candles on White- Contemporary Handmade Birthday Card
£3.95
3 in stock
These Unique Handmade Cards are from Chrystal Grimley a local Brighton artist. Each one of these cards are handmade with the upmost skill. We have never seen anything else like these before. Brightly coloured mixture of thread, weaving and paper craft all combine to create something beautiful. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Embellished envelope Size - 147mm x 104mm (160 x…
All Nighter Means Not Getting Up To Pee - Humorous Birthday Card All Nighter Means Not Getting Up To Pee - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
11 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Bumble Bee Tag Card - Unique Birthday Card BA5346 Bumble Bee Tag Card - Unique Birthday Card BA5346 new
£2.75
3 in stock
This beautiful birthday card is printed on high-quality kraft board featuring a lovely tag which has an illustration along with some lovely wording. These are truly very pretty cards. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Festive Envelope Size - 150mm x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Kraft Board. Publisher - The Art File
Bunch Of Flowers Tag Card - Unique Birthday Card BA5345 Bunch Of Flowers Tag Card - Unique Birthday Card BA5345 new
£2.75
4 in stock
This beautiful Birthday card is printed on high-quality kraft board featuring a lovely tag which has an illustration along with some lovely wording. These are truly very pretty cards. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Festive Envelope Size - 150mm x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Kraft Board. Publisher - The Art File
Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range) best
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Congratulations On Your Ongoing Existance - Humorous Birthday  Card Congratulations On Your Ongoing Existance - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
15 in stock
This Card has a lovely mauve coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Congratulations on your ongoing existence" Small cake design just underneath. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Endures Your Farts - Funny Birthday Card Endures Your Farts - Funny Birthday Card
£2.75
2 in stock
Hilarious Birthday card. Embelished with a glittery or sparkly design. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown high quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Family Member Im Least Ashamed To Be Related To (Cloud Nine) - Humorous Birthday Card Family Member Im Least Ashamed To Be Related To (Cloud Nine) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
12 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Form 3D Card - Birthday Flowers Form 3D Card - Birthday Flowers
£3.95
4 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Happy Birthday Lettuce Licker - Rude Birthday Card BA5430 Happy Birthday Lettuce Licker - Rude Birthday Card BA5430 new
£2.75
1 in stock
Unbelievable range of the most rude birthday cards on the web! If you don't get offended by any of these words then we take our hat off to you because we definitely don't! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft Size - 104mm x 148mm Card Type - FSC mix board from responsible sources Publisher - Sweary Card Co

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