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Happy Birthday Cards

Getting older is an amazing feeling until you reach about 21 and realise that you are now getting older and need to grow up a bit but you are still 16 inside.

Then as you approach your 30s, the real worry kicks in, everyone around you is getting married, having kids and what are you doing? You’re expecting a nice big birthday party for your 30th but everyone is busy. They have their own lives or maybe you’re that person with a life?

Then it’s time to dig into Birthday cards, show them you still care even if you are too busy to attend their birthday. You can use our handwritten card service if your too busy to write your own card.

We could keep going up the ages and show you why getting old isn’t nice, but we will be nice and just leave it there.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

Funny birthday cards pretty much suit everyone unless you have no sense of humour that is. We have over 200 funny birthday cards that could be perfect for your recipient. Whether they want a funny birthday compliment, a pun or even to be wound up a bit. We have plenty to choose from.

We’re not all funny birthday cards though! We have wide range of different birthday cards to choose from. Including unique birthday cards like the Redback Shakies range or the wonderful contemporary range from Lola Design.

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

If our cards are a little too rude for you? Fancy something more innocent? Hit CLEAN in the navigation to avoid the rudeness... Or do you love something offensive and edgy? Avoid the boring clean button and instead, click the RUDE navigation button to see our rude birthday cards shine…

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country, so all your funny Birthday card needs are taken care of!

Have fun looking through our birthday card selection and don't forget that if you are looking for a milestone birthday such as 30, 40 or 50 - you can see them by clicking here

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If you are struggling to find the perfect birthday card then we have 2 hilarious lists that could help you choose! 8 actually funny birthday cards & 7 birthday cards for someone who is getting old

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration

Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
14 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396 new
£2.60
14 in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card Old Enough To Remember...Telly Sex Pest - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
15 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits -  Rude Birthday Card Happy Birthday Saggy Tits - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
2 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card Happy On The Outside, Processo On The Inside - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Hope Your Birthday Is Fucking Epic - Rude Birthday Card Hope Your Birthday Is Fucking Epic - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
3 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Older Wiser Still A Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Older Wiser Still A Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
4 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
#bothered Whateva - Humorous Greeting Card #bothered Whateva - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
7 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range save
£2.75
11 in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Best Dad In Brighton Best Dad In Brighton
£2.95
2 in stock
These cards beautifully convey a message to the recipient - and this one is specially commissioned for Creased!  Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching colour to the text on the front of the card & sealed in a cello bag. Size - 145mm x 145mm Card Type - 300g high quality white card stock Publisher - Megan Claire
Birthday Mc Birthday Face - Humorous Birthday Card Birthday Mc Birthday Face - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Birthday Presents (Vintage Range)- Traditional Birthday Card Birthday Presents (Vintage Range)- Traditional Birthday Card save
£3.45
4 in stock
This card - Birthday Presents is based on hand embroidered original artwork by market leading textile artist Jo Corner from our local publisher friends Blue Eyed Sun. They are litho printed and hand finished with coloured jewels, come cello-wrapped with a pearl oyster envelope. Sized at 160mm square, they are blank inside for your own words Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - P…
Birthday Scratch Card  - Premium Handmade Birthday Card Birthday Scratch Card - Premium Handmade Birthday Card
£5.00
£4.45
10 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Birthday Wishes  (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Birthday Wishes (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Bloody Nora, Stamps  - Premium Handmade Birthday Card Bloody Nora, Stamps - Premium Handmade Birthday Card
£5.00
£4.65
7 in stock
A fantastic and unique product from our friends at Fracas Studios, who make superb greetings cards and gifts based on everyday and yesteryear items. Superbly unique and bound to raise a smile.
Bright Sequin Butterfly - Unique Birthday Card AB0833 Bright Sequin Butterfly - Unique Birthday Card AB0833 new
£3.95
10 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a fabulous Birthday!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Can I Borrow Some Money For A Present? - Funny Card (Blank Inside) Can I Borrow Some Money For A Present? - Funny Card (Blank Inside)
£2.85
3 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Colourful Gin Bottle  Birthday Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Birthday Card Colourful Gin Bottle Birthday Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Birthday Card
£3.95
14 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Colourful Sequin Peacock - Unique Birthday Card BA5372 Colourful Sequin Peacock - Unique Birthday Card BA5372 new
£3.95
7 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a fabulous day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards

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