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Celebrating a birthday is a big occasion for most people with happy birthday cards being a huge part of this yearly celebration.

Every time it's a family or friends birthday, you go out searching for something unique to buy them, you spend ages looking for the best present whilst not realising that the thought is the most important part. This is where birthday cards come in, birthday cards are what let's your recipient know that you care. Even if they are half way across the world, you are able to help them celebrate their birthday the right way. You can do this without even having to write the card by using our handwritten card service.

Whilst you start to believe finding a birthday card is an easy job, you soon realise that it's near to impossible with such a huge range to choose from. This is why we have split our cards into categories so that you can find the best card possible.

We stock birthday cards for absolutely any age or type of person…

We carry an extensive range of birthday cards to cover many card styles and recipients. With over 400 designs to choose from you'll be spoilt for choice, however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left-hand side of the screen.

Our selection of brilliant Birthday cards come from many different suppliers - we've spent many hours finding the best products in the country. We source all our cards from local suppliers most of which being independent.

If you are looking for a birthday card for a milestone, Find our list below, or navigate to the main menu to find all ages.

If you're struggling with what to write inside your Birthday Card, make sure you check out our 60 Birthday card messages for inspiration. Too innocent for you? Then you must check out our rude jokes blog, this could certainly be something you can include in your Birthday card

BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAY AGAIN? - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
11 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against (Orange) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
1 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Live Long and Never Smell of Piss (Green) - Rude Birthday Card Live Long and Never Smell of Piss (Green) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
15 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Never Too Old - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Never Too Old - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
6 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 50th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card Be Bloody Fabulous - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
8 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Beer - Contemporary Birthday Card Beer - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.95
1 in stock
Beautiful high quality design greeting card. Inside - Left Blank inside for your own message. Envelope - Each card supplied with a grey envelope and cellophane sleeve. Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Slightly textured FSC 350 Publisher - Lola Design
Best Birthday In The Hole World - Humorous Birthday Card Best Birthday In The Hole World - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Birthday Cake Calories Don’t Count - Handcrafted Birthday Card Birthday Cake Calories Don’t Count - Handcrafted Birthday Card new
£3.95
5 in stock
These wonderful cards from our publisher friend Janie Wilson measure 160 x 160mm and each one is copper foiled and flittered and finished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a copper envelope. Delightful!
Birthday Cupcake Ingot Card - Contemporary Birthday Card (ingot Range) Birthday Cupcake Ingot Card - Contemporary Birthday Card (ingot Range) new
£3.45
6 in stock
A high quality birthday card illustrated by Linda Tordoff and finished with gold foil. The image is debossed which gives it a wonderful feel. The text on the front of the card sits in a debossed rectangle and reads Happy Birthday. The card is blank inside for your own message. It measures 110 x 158 mm and comes with a white laid envelope measuring 114 x 162 mm (C6 size). This card is printed in th…
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
32 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Colourful Sequin Heart - Unique Birthday Card AB0834 Colourful Sequin Heart - Unique Birthday Card AB0834
£3.95
3 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Big love!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card Cool Teen eh? - Humorous Teenager Birthday Card
£2.85
8 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Pub…
Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card Happy Anniversary of the Day You Popped (Blue) - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Happy Birthday From A Social Distance - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card Happy Birthday From A Social Distance - Funny Lockdown Birthday Card new
£2.95
5 in stock
Humourous Locakdown Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card BA5913 NO IDEA EVERYONE ON TV WAS A PAEDO - Funny Birthday Card BA5913 new
£2.85
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Princess Shakies Card - Cute Birthday Card (Shakies Range) BA5723 1591318429428 Princess Shakies Card - Cute Birthday Card (Shakies Range) BA5723 1591318429428 new
£3.45
1 in stock
This is the Princess Childrens Birthday Card - Unique Birthday Card from The Shakies Range. A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and �dot� confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies r…
All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card All The Best Cunts Are Born In July - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
17 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
26 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Finger Up Your Bum - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).
Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card Birthday Wanker - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
13 in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card BIRTHDAYS ARE LIKE BUMHOLES - Rude Birthday Card new
£2.95
6 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this, from their Proverbials Range, is simple, clean and clear. They are sized at 185 x 185mm, come with a brown kraft envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Boom Its Your Birthday (Shakies) - Unique Birthday Card Boom Its Your Birthday (Shakies) - Unique Birthday Card
£3.45
1 in stock
A hand finished unique Birthday card is from the Shakies range The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wrapped Size - 130mm Card…
Bright Sequin Flamingo - Unique Birthday Card AB0835 Bright Sequin Flamingo - Unique Birthday Card AB0835
£3.95
9 in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a flamazing day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Bumble Bee Tag Card - Unique Birthday Card BA5346 Bumble Bee Tag Card - Unique Birthday Card BA5346
£2.75
1 in stock
This beautiful birthday card is printed on high-quality kraft board featuring a lovely tag which has an illustration along with some lovely wording. These are truly very pretty cards. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Matching Festive Envelope Size - 150mm x 105mm Card Type - High Quality Kraft Board. Publisher - The Art File
Dinosaur Shakies Card - Cute Birthday Card (Shakies Range) Dinosaur Shakies Card - Cute Birthday Card (Shakies Range) new
£3.45
4 in stock
This is the Dinosaur Childrens Birthday Card - Unique Birthday Card from The Shakies Range. A hand finished birthday card illustrated by Claire Shorrock. The picture is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and �dot� confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. From The shakies r…
Form 3D Card - Birthday Flowers Form 3D Card - Birthday Flowers
£3.95
5 in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with.  Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Hope Your Birthday Is Koala-Tee (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Birthday Card Hope Your Birthday Is Koala-Tee (Thirty Mussels Range) - Funny Birthday Card new
£2.85
10 in stock
This funny card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! We absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Science Fact (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card Science Fact (Good Things Range) - Funny Birthday Card
£2.85
13 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
50 On The Outside - Humorous 50th Birthday Card 50 On The Outside - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
3 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty 50th Birthday card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
A Square Piece Of Card (Good Things Range) - Humorous Greeting Card A Square Piece Of Card (Good Things Range) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card Age 50 (How Many Days Range) - Humorous 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
4 in stock
This 50th Birthday card is from the How Many Days Range and is the cheeky wee things that celebrate each day the recipient has spent on this earth. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope -  Brightly Coloured Size - 145mm square Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Age-Related Jokes (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Age-Related Jokes (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
4 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE

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