Cards By Occasion
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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!
You'll also find it easy to refine your search by card style. We have many different styles including; funny & humorous cards, modern & funky, handmade, photographic and art - and there's even a category called 'unusual' - which shows our most unique and different products.
Have fun looking through our card selection!
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
5
in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Advent Calendar (Christmas Dingbats Range) - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
£1.10
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
3
in stock
A brilliant Christmas card from the Christmas Dingbats Range. A funny take on festive times. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown high quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Been Really Good This Year - Funny Christmas Card
£2.60
£1.04
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
2
in stock
These cards are beautifully illustrated by Angela Chick. A combination of high-quality graphics and funny wording to make the most relatable Christmas Cards Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt. Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Ch…
Cats Got The Shits - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
£1.14
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
6
in stock
This rude Christmas card is from their popular Forest Friends range. This range is based around a rude version of the Sylvanian Family. They feature the characters whilst changing the situation they are in to be a rude one... Rude Sylvanian Families? What can't you like in a funny card like this? Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 150 x 150mm Card Type - Pre…
Colourful Sequin Unicorn - Unique Birthday Card
£3.95
14
in stock
From the Shine Range. These super fun cards feature a removable & reversable colourful sequin patch that can be re-used to brighten up your stationery, clothes and bags! "Have a magical day!" Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Happy Bee Day - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
3
in stock
Part of the Multipuns range... Bee Gin-King. Hand drawn using watercolour, brush pen, and ink. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful Illustrated Size - 150mm Sqaure Card Type - Printed in the UK on sustainable board Pubslisher - Jelly Arm Chair
Heard The Wine Say - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
10
in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from Quotecards range by Icon Publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Pink Size - 128 x 176mm Card Type - High quality FSC board Publisher - ICON
Keep That Shit Quiet - Funny 50th Birthday Card
£2.75
11
in stock
Funny 50th Birthday card. We all hide our age as we get older. Now there is more reason to when turning 50! Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
No Presents For You - Rude Christmas Card
£2.95
£1.18
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
1
in stock
This rude Christmas card is a bit on the offensive side. Oh well, that's perfect for us! Perfect to get them giggling. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Festive coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Santa Loves You - Rude Christmas Card
£2.95
£1.18
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
1
in stock
This rude Christmas card is a bit on the offensive side. Oh well, that's perfect for us! Perfect to get them giggling. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Festive coloured Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.85
8
in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Being Fabulous Is About Attitude
£2.75
2
in stock
This stunning card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Broken Drum (Xmas Cracker Range) - Funny Christmas Card
£2.75
£1.10
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
3
in stock
A brilliant Christmas card from the Xmas Cracker range. A hilarious joke inclosed in a Christmas Cracker - Can you see what they did there? Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown high quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Christmas Bauble (Shakies) - Unique Christmas Card
£3.45
£1.38
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
2
in stock
This unique Christmas card is from the shakies range. The well designed imagery is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wrapped Size - 130mm…
Christmas Town (Shakies) - Unique Christmas Card
£3.45
£1.38
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
1
in stock
This unique Christmas card is from the shakies range. The well designed imagery is placed in a clear bag which is filled with loose glitter stars and ‘dot’ confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with glitter that you can shake around. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Paper & Cello Wrapped Size - 130mm…
Couldn't Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
19
in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got? 'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Form 3D Card - Cake (Happy Birthday)
£3.95
8
in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with. Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Happy Birthday From The Cat (Now Fuck Off) - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.85
4
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Happy Menopause - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4
in stock
This Card has a lovely dark blue coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "Happy Menopause." Quick tip: This card could perfectly suit a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday... Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Hope Your Neighbours Arent Cunts - Rude New Home Card
£2.85
5
in stock
This funny New Home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396
£2.60
1
in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Im Getting Goose Bumps - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.55
£1.02
CHRISTMAS 2019 SALE
4
in stock
Bold, simple, and bright - with a clear message and some super christmas humour. Inside - Blank for your own festive message Envelope - Dark Grey with white section for writing Size - 150mm square Card Type - High-quality board Publisher - Splimple
Large Toblerone - Funny Birthday Card BA5426
£2.85
4
in stock
This great range of funny birthday cards from Splimple. The Range is called "Note to self". Each card features a graphically designed post-it-note featuring a funny note on what we all think when it comes to our Birthdays. Inside - Blank Inside Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm square Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Splimple
Man The Fuck Up - Rude Get Well Card
£2.85
2
in stock
This funny Get Well card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)