Cards By Occasion
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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!
You'll also find it easy to refine your search by card style. We have many different styles including; funny & humorous cards, modern & funky, handmade, photographic and art - and there's even a category called 'unusual' - which shows our most unique and different products.
Have fun looking through our card selection!
Couldn`t Find Anything To Rhyme With Cunt (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
35
in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got? 'Vile Verse' of course! Sized at 145mm square, they are printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Inside is uncoated and blank for your own words. Go on..you love a bit of vile, don't you?
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
8
in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Not Every Cunt Can Read (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.75
37
in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got? 'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
13
in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
As Amazing As I am - Sketch Humour Range
£2.75
7
in stock
Great new range of cards from Megan Claire, one of our favourite partner suppliers. Printed on fantastic quality board and come with a very bright neon orange envelope (the pictures dont do them justice!). Sized at 120 x 170 mm.
Charades At The Monastery (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.85
6
in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Colourful Party Sloth Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card
£3.95
6
in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Contain My Excitement - Funny Birthday Card BA5397
£2.60
6
in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
How Do Dragons Blow Out Candles? - Funny Birthday Card BA5396
£2.60
9
in stock
This funny birthday card is from the Katie Abey range. This card features cute illustrations with a funny spin on this card. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Old Enough To Remember...Porn - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
1
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Speeding - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
8
in stock
Motoring - Brilliant take on Modern Toss' hilarious range of greetings cards. This will make anyone giggle. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 128 X 172 mm Card Type - FSC Certified. Publisher - Modern Toss
UB40 - Funny 40th Birthday Card
£2.75
1
in stock
Funny 40th Birthday card. Embellished with something glittery or sparkly. Are any of you or your recipients big UB40 fans? Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kraft Brown or colourful envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Kraft Brown High quality board Publisher - Bettie Confetti
Being Fabulous Is About Attitude
£2.75
6
in stock
This stunning card is from a wide range of beautiful photographic cards from Icon. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Colourful envelope Size - 160mm square Card Type - High quality board Publisher - ICON
Cant Believe Someone Actually Employed You - Humorous New Job Card
£2.85
5
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious new job card. This leaving card would be perfect for when one of your friendly (Or not so friendly) work colleagues moves onto a new job. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Christmas Tragedy - Funny Christmas Card
£2.80
3
in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town. This funny Christmas card is perfect for that one person who can't seem to dress themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Colourful Gin Bottle Birthday Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Birthday Card
£3.95
10
in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Dear Santa - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.80
6
in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik See more of our funny Christmas cards
Everything I Look For In A Friend - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.75
4
in stock
Humorous Greetings Card from Quotecards range by Icon Publishing. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Vibrant Pink Size - 128 x 176mm Card Type - High quality FSC board Publisher - ICON
Fanny Zitchen - Humorous Drag Related Greeting Card
£2.85
18
in stock
Devilishingly brilliant drag related greeting card. Inside - Blank for your own personal words Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 162mm x 118mm Card Type - FSC Mix Publisher - Lowe & Behold Distributed By Kiss Me Kwik
Farter Christmas - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
1
in stock
This is a funny Christmas card from our publishing friends Pheasant Plucker... Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person at Christmas! Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Pheasant Pl…
Form 3D Card - Happy Birthday Butterfly
£3.95
5
in stock
This is the FORM range from The Art File - paper at the cutting edge! The Art File are always inspired by the beautiful things that can be shaped from paper and so when they met Elod Beregszaszi, they knew they had found someone they wanted to collaborate with. Elod is one of the leading foldesigners in the world, creating amazing forms from a single piece of paper. There is no glue, springs or p…
Gerbils Are Cute And Cuddly - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
2
in stock
Animals have personalities too? They aren't all just the same! Just like this one... Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 125 x 175mm Card Type - 300gsm matt card Publisher - Objectables
Grandad Birthday - Epic Range
£2.75
6
in stock
This is part of the Epic! Range from Paperlink - and they are a great, bright way of sending that special message. Part-embossed with stand-out colours and design. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Matching Yellow Envelope Size - 152 x 176mm Card Type - Premium Quality Board Publisher - Paperlink Ltd
Happy Birthday Gay Lord - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
1
in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude, and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)