Cards By Occasion
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We carry an extensive range of greetings card to cover many occasions, recipients and card style. With over 1000 cards to choose from, you'll be spoilt for choice however you can easily refine your search by using the navigation pane on the left hand side of the screen. For example, you can choose to just see good wholesome and clean cards - or you might want to specifically see the rude and risque stuff...the choice is yours!
You'll also find it easy to refine your search by card style. We have many different styles including; funny & humorous cards, modern & funky, handmade, photographic and art - and there's even a category called 'unusual' - which shows our most unique and different products.
Have fun looking through our card selection!
Closer To Velcro Shoes And Stinking Of Piss - Rude Birthday Card
£2.95
12
in stock
Rude Humour Birthday Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Happy Birthday You Old Tart - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
16
in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
London Eye - Art Based London Landmark Card
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
2
in stock
A stunning card design from the talented and successful artist, Anna Hymas. Each of her designs depict one of our Capital’s most popular sites and monuments from the Thames, to Nelson’s Column, to the Duke of Wellington pub! The exquisite watercolour inspired designs are presented on quality textured Italian board. A must have collection celebrating the famous landmarks that make London such a gre…
Another Bastard Birthday - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3
in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Balloons (Crème De La Crème Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
3
in stock
This beautiful card is printed on heavy Italian board with deep embosses and hand finished with tiny gems. These are truly very pretty cards. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Coral coloured envelope Size - 152mm x 92mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File
Picadilly Circus - Art Based London Landmark Card
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
4
in stock
A stunning card design from the talented and successful artist, Anna Hymas. Each of her designs depict one of our Capital’s most popular sites and monuments from the Thames, to Nelson’s Column, to the Duke of Wellington pub! The exquisite watercolour inspired designs are presented on quality textured Italian board. A must have collection celebrating the famous landmarks that make London such a gre…
Annoying Men - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.50
£1.25
SUMMER SALE 19
88
in stock
Hilarious cards from the "Out to lunch" range featuring funny puns with high quality graphics. Inside - Blank for your own perosnal message Envelope - High quality kraft envelope Size - 120 x 170 mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Big Jon
Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
5
in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Attention-Seeking Bastard - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
3
in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Happy Birthday S'Pose Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez See more of our funny Birthday cards HERE
Avoiding Temptation (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
1
in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Birthday Flattery - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
6
in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - "It's no use... I can't lie" Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible…
Birthday Present Idea, Fuck All - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
7
in stock
Say it like it is - with these hilarious birthday cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez
Blame The Parents (Good Things Range) - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
12
in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cant Believe Someone Actually Employed You - Humorous New Job Card
£2.85
3
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Good luck on the Job card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Chloroform - Humorous Greetings Card
£2.50
£1.25
SUMMER SALE 19
42
in stock
Hilarious cards from the "Out to lunch" range featuring funny puns with high quality graphics. Inside - Blank for your own perosnal message Envelope - High quality kraft envelope Size - 120 x 170 mm Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Big Jon
Dont Like A Fuss - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
5
in stock
From a range called Alecs Cards, these quirky, funny little things will bring a smile to the face of the recipient. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Lovely lilac envelope Size - 152 mm square Card Type - FSC certifeid board of high quality Publisher - Splimple
Merci Beaucoup (Good Things Range) - Funny Thank You Card
£2.75
4
in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Needed To Get Out The House - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
2
in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant cards for any occasion Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Sweet Treat (Crème De La Crème Range) - Contemporary Birthday Card
£2.75
£1.37
SUMMER SALE 19
2
in stock
This beautiful card is printed on heavy Italian board with deep embosses and hand finished with tiny gems. These are truly very pretty cards. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Coral coloured envelope Size - 152mm x 92mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File
That Shit Tray Aint Gonna Empty Itself (Lionel Range) - Rude Birthday Card
£2.85
3
in stock
Lionel is a cat who speaks his mind and his mind is a dark place. Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 125 x 178mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
18 Legally Able - Contemporary 18th Birthday Card
£2.75
1
in stock
Contempoary Milestone 18th Birthday Card. Brilliant lyric on front of the card Inside - Happy 18th Birthday Envelope - Charcoal Grey Size - 160mm square Card Type - Premium uncoated matt board Publisher - ICON
40… And Still A Twat - Humorous Milestone Birthday Card
£2.75
5
in stock
Hilariously rude and relatable cards from the Holy Flaps range. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Neon Orange. Size - 170mm x 120mm. Card Type - High quality board. Publisher - Redback Cards
A Word For People Like You - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.95
6
in stock
Rude Humour Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Adam & Eve (Irene & Gladys Range) - Funny Greeting Card
£2.75
5
in stock
This is from a fantastic range of cards called 'Irene & Gladys' this card features some super humour from Alex Lowe. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 160mm Sqaure Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix