Creased’s Top 12 Secret Santa Gifts
There’s few occasions which cause more stress and indecision than the annual Secret Santa. It could be work, family, or just a group of friends that have dipped into a hat and pulled out names – in any case it’s difficult – which is why we’ve put together this handy guide to help you choose the perfect Secret Santa Gifts this Christmas.
To help you choose (and in keeping with tradition), we’ve sorted our Secret Santa gifts into three categories: Gifts under £5, gifts under £10 and our top-selling gifts that really deserve a mention, forget the price! We’ve also included a bonus risqué gifts section for those of you who are perhaps a little more brave than the rest of us!
Plus, in typical Creased style, our gifts make it easy to inject just the right amount of sassy humour into your selection that will make your Secret Santa present truly stand out from the crowd.
Need something for that friend who has everything…or perhaps you really don’t like your boss at all and you’re seeking sweet revenge for the unfair treatment you’ve been subjected to all year round. Well, in which case, jump straight to our risqué gifts section found below to do just that. Alternatively, you can view our complete Christmas gift collection here.
Top Secret Santa Gifts Under £5
1) WINE O CLOCK – HUMOROUS COASTER
This coaster from Kissmekwik is a must-have gift for those who like to get a bit merry, all year round. Let your tipsy office colleagues know just how much you appreciate them with this fun gift.
2) MOUSTACHE – FRIDGE MAGNETS
Stick your photos to your fridge with style. This wonderful selection of magnetic moustaches are designed to hold your photos on your fridge whilst transforming the people in the pic. Each pack contains 14 great moustache styles.
3) WONKEY – A KEY RING THAT IS USEFUL – IT FIXES WONKY TABLES
Ever been out for a meal or drink, only to have your experience ruined by a frustratingly wobbly table?Well fear no more… This handy silicone rubber key ring will ensure your drink stays in your glass. Simply unhook from your keys and wedge Wonkey under any wobbly table to keep it stable… Genius! Comes in 3 colours.
Top Secret Santa Gifts Under £10
1) NICE MELONS – HUMOROUS CHINA MUG
This is a great mug from Whale & Bird with artwork by Katie Abey. The mug is made from hard-wearing china and is 950mm tall with a circumference of 800mm (without the handle). A great little gift for that work colleague who has (or loves!) nice melons!
2) ODD TRUMPS – HUMOROUS BOOK FEATURING FAMOUS PUN-PEOPLE
Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between Donald Lump and Hillary Klingon? Or who might triumph in a battle between Miley Virus and Lay-Z? Finally you can put these arguments to rest with this brilliantly illustrated and cruelly funny compendium of pop culture gone weird. Find out with this great little hardback.
These quality wooden coat hooks have handy pegs allowing you to personalise them with your photos, notes, or even store your mail! Each hook contains super strong magnets meaning you can stick them to your fridge or other metal area creating a handy place to hang your tea towel and peg your shopping lists or the kids’ drawings. Or of course, you can use the included screw set to put them just about anywhere you’d like. Set of 3.
JPEGS – Price £9.95
Top Selling Secret Santa Gifts
1) SCANDLE (SCENTED CANDLES)
This is a great product called a ‘Scandle’. Hand poured scented candles which have a naughty twist. This is the “Me So Thorny – Me Love You Long Time” version. This provocative little hottie has a rich, musky rose accord supported by seductive notes of East Indian sandalwood and intoxicating amber. It has a burn time of approx 40 his and is just one of 7 varieties available at Creased.
2) SUBBUTEO BOTTLE OPENER
Shoot the cap off your well-deserved half-time refreshment with this iconic solid metal figurine. This collectors item, based on the classic table-football game, is the ideal gift for football fans young and old. So when you next hit the bar, be sure to open your drink with the stunning Subbuteo Bottle Opener.
3) POO POURRI – THE BEFORE YOU GO TOILET SPRAY
This is the fabulous product that has taken the US by storm… Poo Pourri is the before-you-go toilet spray that will eliminate any potential bathroom odours at the source, whilst leaving your bathroom smelling like a bouquet of essential oils! You simply spray Poo-Pourri into the water in the bowl – before doing your business – and it forms a protective barrier that prevents unwanted odours escaping.
“Spritz the bowl before you go and no one else will ever know!”
The Poo Pourri Range – Various Sizes £7.45 – 11.45
(You have to visit the range page just to watch the brilliant video ad that went viral!)
Top Risqué Secret Santa Gifts
1) POLITE NOTICE – RUDE COASTER
Well, this will just about tell your Secret Santa recipient everything they need to know…! This coaster is made from melamine with felt back and is sure to make an impact!
2) SAINT CUNTY MCFUCKOFF MUG
Have you had enough? Has the person whose name you picked for the Secret Santa got the patience of a non-saint? Then perhaps this is just the perfect gift? (And with loyalty points in our brand new loyalty scheme giving you back 10%, in effect it’s under a tenner!).
3) MAGNETIC PERIODIC TABLE OF SWEARING
This adorable magnetic periodic table of swearing comes with an R rated warning! Not for the faint of heart, it will make the ideal gift for someone who tends towards frequent outburst of more colourful language. With over 100 full colour individual swear magnets, you’ll never be stuck for the right bit of swearing to shout at your fridge again!
We hope this guide has given you inspiration and some fun ideas for your office Party Secret Santa gifts. If you’re now in the unlikely position that you’re still stuck for gift ideas, why not visit our Gifts section for more suggestions and gift ideas for family and friends. Also, please remember to check the posting times for Christmas and place your order without delay, as time is running short!
Finally, make sure you have a blast – whatever you get up to this Christmas. If you do decide to purchase one of our gifts or cards, please leave a review on our Facebook page and let us know all about it!
Oh, and here is a great Secret Santa related card which summed it up for us…don’t be one these people – please!