Creased Cards - Quirky Greetings Cards & Gifts - specialising in funny and rude cards

Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best

£2.75

85 in stock

This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! Sized at 155mm square they come with a matching envelope and the second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!)

Hope Your Neighbours Arent Cunts - Rude New Home Card

Was: £2.85

£1.99

SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH

12 in stock

This funny New Home card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

Daft Vader - Humorous Greetings Card new

£2.50

6 in stock

Hilariously illustrated cartoon greetings cards. Great detailing with an even better pun. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Bright Yellow Envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Imagine That

Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range)

Was: £2.85

£1.99

SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH

27 in stock

This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

Tosser - Humorous Greeting Card (Cat Related) love

£2.50

51 in stock

Hilarious Cat humour and one of our best sellers here at Creased Cards. Very funny cat related humour which goes down a storm with cat lovers and haters alike! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Plain High quality white envelope Size - 120 x 170mm Card Type - High quality FSC mix from responsible sources. Publisher - Cardmix.

Making Birthdays Great Again - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range)

Was: £2.85

£1.99

SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH

35 in stock

This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Hilarious Card from the Cats Are Twats Range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)

Dad, Im Pregnant (Good Things Range) - Humorous Dad Birthday Card love

£2.75

12 in stock

From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant birthday card. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Kraft brown high quality Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards

Next Verse - Humorous Greeting Card love

£2.60

1 in stock

This is from a great range of cards called A Colourful Mind from Paperlink cards. Sized at 127 x 178mm, they are blank inside for your own message and come with a brown kraft-type paper envelope.

Live Long And Never Smell Of Piss - Humorous Birthday Card

Was: £2.85

£1.99

SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH

7 in stock

This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course).

Uniporn - Humorous Greetings Card new

£2.75

21 in stock

Some of the worst puns, are the funniest. These cards have a hilarious image on the front of a strong white background. From the Bad Puns Range Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - High quality kraft brown Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Slightly textured 300gsm card Publisher - Objectables

OUR HOMETOWN...

So, If you didn't already know, Creased Cards is based in the beautiful city of Brighton and Hove. In this blog we will explain to you why we decided to base our very first bricks and mortar store in the wonderful city of Brighton. From a full tour of Brighton's very best attractions to the most Brighton-esque cards you will be able to find anywhere! This blog is a must read for anyone who hasn't visited Brighton. To all our Brighton locals, pop in to see even more local related cards.

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CELEBRATING EXAM RESULTS

Exam season has been and gone... (Thank God). The kids are now waiting anxiously to find out their results. In this blog we cover our very best congratulations cards for the results season. We have also inlcuded some small tips to help keep your kids unstressful and calm, so that you both have stress free lives. Be prepared whatever the results! Check out the blog to find out our favourite funny, rude or traditional congratulations cards.

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SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH PROMOTION!

To highlight the work we do and to give a massive shout out to the publishers who, without their creativity, wit, wisdom (and sometimes profanity!) we wouldn't be the retailer we are today, we are launching a brand new feature, our Supplier of the Month (SOTM). Each month we will feature one of our partner suppliers, highlighting the cards and products that they bring to our wonderful range. To say thanks to them (and to all you lovely customers!), we will go one step further and will be offering a stonker of a discount. 30% off ALL the featured supplier's cards and gifts!

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