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#congratufuckinglations Graduation - Rude Congratulation Graduation Card #congratufuckinglations Graduation - Rude Congratulation Graduation Card
£2.85
6 in stock
This funny congratulations card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Age 60 (Lollipop Card) - Unique 60th Birthday Greetings Card Age 60 (Lollipop Card) - Unique 60th Birthday Greetings Card new
£3.75
4 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden lollipop stick on the front as part of the design. This really adds a strong unique touch and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - High Quality matching envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Baby Dont Herd Me - Funny Greetings Card Baby Dont Herd Me - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.75
14 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Bagging Area - Funny Greetings Card Bagging Area - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.75
16 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
BEAUTIFUL DONG (SPARKLING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man BEAUTIFUL DONG (SPARKLING PERSONALITY) - Funny Love Related Greeting Card For A Man new
£2.85
5 in stock
Buddy Fernandez cards - they say it like it is. And this range, called Babbling, are bright, bold and clear! They are sized at 155 x 155mm, come with a bright yellow envelope and are blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Best Cat Mum Ever - Contemporary Cat Related Greetings Card Best Cat Mum Ever - Contemporary Cat Related Greetings Card new
£2.75
4 in stock
Great pet related card from new, local publisher Well Bred. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Well Bred
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
33 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Don`t Know Don`t Care - Humorous Greeting Card Don`t Know Don`t Care - Humorous Greeting Card star
£2.85
19 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Groom Her Fufu (Woolly Bush Nudinits Range) - Risque Greetings Card Groom Her Fufu (Woolly Bush Nudinits Range) - Risque Greetings Card new
£2.85
5 in stock
Brilliant funny card from the Nudinits Woolly Bush range.  Using woolly creatures to deliver some genius innuendo! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft Brown Fleck Size - 148 x 148mm Card Type - Premium Quality Card Publisher - Whale & Bird
Happy Birthday You Little Sod - Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Little Sod - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
9 in stock
This great range has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Pub…
I Tested Positive For Missing You - Lockdown Card I Tested Positive For Missing You - Lockdown Card new
£3.25
11 in stock
Beautiful card From Bexy Boo - a great publisher of unique and unusal cards. This is from a range dedicated to the current Coronavirus situation. Sized at 150 x 150mm, it comes with a white envelope and is blank inside for your own message. It is printed on FSC certified sustainable card.
Massive Piss Up - Funny Lockdown Card Massive Piss Up - Funny Lockdown Card new
£2.95
10 in stock
Rude Humour Lockdown Card. Certainly a direct kind of humour, hilarious nonetheless. These simple cards let the words speak for themselves. Inside - Blank for your own personal message. Envelope - Brightly Coloured Size - 208 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Card Publisher - Cheeky Chops
Must Give Up Drinking - Funny Greetings Card Must Give Up Drinking - Funny Greetings Card new
£2.75
17 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty greetings card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing
Pink Fizz Bottle and Glass - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card Pink Fizz Bottle and Glass - Handcrafted 50th Birthday Card new
£3.95
5 in stock
These wondeful cards from our publisher firend Janie Wilson, measure 160 x 160mm and each one is finished with gold foil and glitter and hand embellished with glass crystals. They are cellophane wrapped with a gold envelope. Bright and beautiful!
You Are A Brilliant Human - Contemporary Greetings Card You Are A Brilliant Human - Contemporary Greetings Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
Simple, but contemporary and striking design. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Kraft brown Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Well Bred

60 RUDE JOKES

If you're anything like us, you will find rude humour hilarious? We absolutely love it! You can probably tell from our huge range of rude greeting cards. You may have already taken some of our rude jokes off our cards before but we thought we'd make it a little easier for you. We have compiled a list of 60 hilarious jokes and insults that you can use! Put these in a greeting card or just tell a friend... The choice is yours!

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20 ACTUALLY FUNNY CARDS

Increasingly people are turning away from tired, cliche-ridden cards and towards fresher, funnier designs. Not every Birthday card has to be ‘bad’ – it can be delightfully tacky, downright offensive and coincidentally, quite funny. We have compiled a list of 20 of our favourite funny Birthday cards perfect to get your recipient giggling. And yes, they are actually funny...

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WHAT TO WRITE IN A LEAVING CARD?

Entering 2020 means that loads of people will be making life changing resolutions with a lot of them being moving to a new job. It is always a sad moment to see a friend or loved one move onto something new and leave you behind. Although you may be sad that they are leaving, you must congratulate them on their new start elsewhere. Grab them a leaving card to congratulate them on their next adventure. Due to the many reasons someone may be leaving, you will have to be unique with what you write inside your leaving card. We decided to compile a huge list ready for your disposal!

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