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12 Days Of Drinking - Funny Christmas Card 12 Days Of Drinking - Funny Christmas Card new
£2.60
10 in stock
These cards are beautifully illustrated by Angela Chick. A combination of high-quality graphics and funny wording to make the most relatable Christmas Cards Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt.  Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Ch…
You Have Been Alive For A Period Of Time - Humorous Birthday Card You Have Been Alive For A Period Of Time - Humorous Birthday Card new
£2.75
7 in stock
This Card has a lovely pale green coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "You have been alive for a period of time." Small cake design just underneath. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
All I Want Is You Naked - Risque Christmas Card All I Want Is You Naked - Risque Christmas Card
£2.85
2 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious Christmas Card. The funniest and most original Christmas cards you will find on the web Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez. See more of our rude Christmas cards
Banana vs Gin & Tonic (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card Banana vs Gin & Tonic (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card best
£2.75
52 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
All About Me - Humorous Christmas Card All About Me - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.60
16 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik See more of our funny Christmas cards
You Camp Little Sausage - Humorous Birthday Card You Camp Little Sausage - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
22 in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Fuck Give Me My Present - Rude Christmas Card Fuck Give Me My Present - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
7 in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card exclusive
£2.75
8 in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got?  'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
Cheeses Of Nazareth - Humorous Christmas Card Cheeses Of Nazareth - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.60
18 in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik See more of our funny Christmas cards
Let Me Lick Your Face - Love The Dog - Humorous Birthday Card Let Me Lick Your Face - Love The Dog - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.85
10 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious birthday card from the dog Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Partridge In A Pear Tree - Funny Christmas Card Partridge In A Pear Tree - Funny Christmas Card new
£2.60
15 in stock
AHAA! by Alan Partridge in a pear tree... This humorous Christmas card is brilliantly illsutrated onto a solid board. Inside - Blank for your own Christmas message Envelope - Matching festive envelope Size - 128 x 174 mm Card Type - High quality board Publihser - Objectables
Cute Animals Trio - 12 Pack Of Christmas Cards Cute Animals Trio - 12 Pack Of Christmas Cards new
£7.45
1 in stock
These cute Christmas cards feature 3 festively dressed animals. Come in a pack of 12, 4 of each design. Inside - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Envelope - High quality red envelope Size - 95mm x 120mm Card Type - FSC mix board Publisher - The Art File
Mistletoe and Shed Loads Of Wine -  Humorous Christmas Card Mistletoe and Shed Loads Of Wine - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.75
5 in stock
This is a super cute, yet witty Christmas card with wonderful illustrations on the front. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - A high quality matching envelope Size - 145mm Square Card Type - Printed on a high quality, textured card Publisher - Rosie Made A Thing See more of our funny Christmas cards
Anniversary With Love - Contemporary Anniversary Card Anniversary With Love - Contemporary Anniversary Card
£3.45
3 in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo

CHRISTMAS SURVIVAL TIPS

Christmas can be a very stressful season. Getting through the festivities happy and calm is a massive task. This is why we have compiled a Bear Grylls like survival guide to help you get through the festive season... Whether it's the irritating drunk relatives or just the sheer fact you have to spend your own money on other people, we have a survival tip to cover just about everything.

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CLOUD NINE GIFT RANGE

You may be familiar with the award winning card range, CLoud Nine by Redback? Well, Redback have recently joined forces with Transomnia to extend their brilliant range of funny and relatable quotes over to Home wear, Stationary and Acessories. This range features plenty of your favourite designs. In this blog we will give you the run down on all of the Cloud Nine X Transomnia items that we are going to be stocking.

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12 OF THE FUNNIEST CHRISTMAS CARDS ON THE WEB!

Are you as fed up as us with boring Christmas cards? Of course you are. There is never a bad time for a bit of humour (well maybe not the best at a funeral but hey ho) but apart from that, every occasion needs a bit a laugh involved. As you probably know, we are very well known for our funny greeting cards and we have extended this reputation onto our funny Christmas cards. Our issue now being... We have way too many humorous Christmas cards to show you all at once. So, we decided to compile a list of our 12 funniest Christmas cards on our website (and on the web). We have also included a little suprise towards the end for the more rude buyers... Enjoy!

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT OUR TOP 12!

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