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A Little Magic (Sassy Pants Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card A Little Magic (Sassy Pants Range) - Contemporary Greeting Card love
£2.60
2 in stock
A brand new collection of contemporary designs full of fun and positivity, especially for women. Each card is finished with fluted rose gold and gold hot foils and look fabulous,  Very sassy Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Special black polka dot envelope Size - 152mm x 92mm Card Type - Great quality cream (280gsm) textured. Publisher - The Art File 
Age 13 Graffiti Paper Shakies - Unique Age Birthday Card Age 13 Graffiti Paper Shakies - Unique Age Birthday Card new
£3.55
6 in stock
A hand finished age card, The picture is placed in a clear�biodegradable bag which is filled with loose paper �dot� confetti. This is then placed behind a square frame on the front of the card, giving a smart finish with paper confetti dots that you can shake around. From The Shakies range. By using paper confetti and dots rather than glitter these cards are much more eco-friendly and easier to re…
Bowl Of Surreal - Humorous Greetings Card Bowl Of Surreal - Humorous Greetings Card love
£2.85
4 in stock
Dali and Magritte relaxing in a breakfast bowl of their bizarre inventions. Part of the Silly Art range, which features some of the masters of the art world being seen in a new and sillier light.Illustrated in a mixture of dip pen and ink, gouache, watercolour, and fine liner. Inside - Blank Inside for your own personal message Envelope - Light Silver Size - 150mm Square Card Type - FSC Certified…
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog best
£2.85
23 in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range) Cat-Ass-Trophy - Humorous Birthday Card (Cats Are Twats Range) best
£2.85
3 in stock
This funny birthday card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Pretty Rude but perfect if that is what you're after! Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course)
Cute Glow Worm Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card Cute Glow Worm Badge Card (Pinata Range) - Unusual Blank Greetings Card best
£3.95
10 in stock
A great unique card from the Pinata range. The cards are brightly coloured with high quality foil lettering and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card Diet (Wulffmorgenhaler) - Funny Greeting Card love
£2.85
13 in stock
Briliant imagery and hilarious humour from the wonderful Wuffmorgenhaler range. You will be sure to giggle. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – Plain White envelope Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Fearne Cotton - Humorous Celebrity Based Greeting Card Fearne Cotton - Humorous Celebrity Based Greeting Card supplier
£2.85
2 in stock
Funny puns, Hilarious images, Brilliant celebrity cards Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message. Envelope - Kingfisher Blue Size 105 x 150mm Card type - 300gsm Board Publisher - Quite Good Cards
Feeling Under The Weather - Contemporary Get Well Soon Card Feeling Under The Weather - Contemporary Get Well Soon Card
£3.45
4 in stock
This get well soon card is beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
Giggles (Cloud Nine Range) - Humorous Greeting Card Giggles (Cloud Nine Range) - Humorous Greeting Card love
£2.85
9 in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card Give Birthday Card To Idiot (Good Things) - Enamel Pin Birthday Card best
£3.95
6 in stock
From the Good Things range, these simple but funny cards are one of our bestselling ranges and now have an additional enamel pin badge!. So, get straight to the point with this brilliant card and superb keepsake enamel pin badges. Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 140mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Car…
Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card Happy Birthday You Beautiful Fuck - Contemporary Humorous Birthday Card supplier
£2.85
6 in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilariously rude birthday card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Keep Your Germs To Yourself - Humorous Get Well Soon Keep Your Germs To Yourself - Humorous Get Well Soon
£2.85
8 in stock
This get well card has recently been refreshed - and made them even better. They are the Wordies range from our publisher friends Splimple. Pithy and witty humour combined with some eye-catching colours and design, make these cards a must-give. Inside - See second image Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Size - 155mm squared Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources P…
Your Stupid Illness - Funny Get Well Soon Card Your Stupid Illness - Funny Get Well Soon Card
£2.60
16 in stock
This funny get well soon card is perfectly relatable for how we feel when someone else is getting all of the attention... Even if they do have an excuse. Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik

60 RUDE JOKES

If you're anything like us, you will find rude humour hilarious? We absolutely love it! You can probably tell from our huge range of rude greeting cards. You may have already taken some of our rude jokes off our cards before but we thought we'd make it a little easier for you. We have compiled a list of 60 hilarious jokes and insults that you can use! Put these in a greeting card or just tell a friend... The choice is yours!

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20 ACTUALLY FUNNY CARDS

Increasingly people are turning away from tired, cliche-ridden cards and towards fresher, funnier designs. Not every Birthday card has to be ‘bad’ – it can be delightfully tacky, downright offensive and coincidentally, quite funny. We have compiled a list of 20 of our favourite funny Birthday cards perfect to get your recipient giggling. And yes, they are actually funny...

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WHAT TO WRITE IN A LEAVING CARD?

Entering 2020 means that loads of people will be making life changing resolutions with a lot of them being moving to a new job. It is always a sad moment to see a friend or loved one move onto something new and leave you behind. Although you may be sad that they are leaving, you must congratulate them on their new start elsewhere. Grab them a leaving card to congratulate them on their next adventure. Due to the many reasons someone may be leaving, you will have to be unique with what you write inside your leaving card. We decided to compile a huge list ready for your disposal!

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