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You Say Unicorn - Shoddy and Mungo
£2.60
5
in stock
Wonderfully designed card that is blank for any occasion. Designed with a brilliant illustration which features a hilarious pun to top it off. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Brown kraft envelope Size - 175 x 125mm Card Type - High quality board Publisher - Tillovision
You Camp Little Sausage - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
13
in stock
Super funny cards that range from the silliest of puns to some that are so blunt and rude they are sure to make you blush, even when buying them. a plucking good card to give to that special person! Inside - Blank inside so you can add your own pleasantries (or should that be pheasantries...?!) Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 105 x 148mm Card Type - High Quality Board Publisher - Pheasant Plucker De…
Fuck Give Me My Present - Rude Christmas Card
£2.85
15
in stock
This funny Christmas card is pretty straight to the point and self-explanatory! Extremely rude and we absolutely love it Inside - Blank for your own personal message Envelope - Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope & Cello wrapped Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - Premium Quality 350 GSM Card Publisher - Cardshit (pronounced Cards-Hit, of course). See more of our rude Christmas cards
Banana vs Gin & Tonic (Cloud Nine Range) -Contemporary Greeting Card
£2.75
14
in stock
Great cards which use bold colours and beautiful gold foiling. These humorous cards are usually very relatable and extremely funny. From the Cloud Nine range Inside – Blank for your own personal message Envelope – High quality plain white Size – 150mm Square Card Type – FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Redback Cards
Cute Animals Trio - 12 Pack Of Christmas Cards
£7.45
4
in stock
These cute Christmas cards feature 3 festively dressed animals. Come in a pack of 12, 4 of each design. Inside - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Envelope - High quality red envelope Size - 95mm x 120mm Card Type - FSC mix board Publisher - The Art File
Shit, You Made A Person - Humorous New Baby Card
£2.85
9
in stock
Say it like it is - with this hilarious New Baby card Inside - Blank inside for your own personal message Envelope - Plain White Envelope Size - 145mm Sqaure Card Type - FSC mix from responsible sources Publisher - Buddy Fernandez.
Tis The Season To Be Shitfaced - Rude Christmas Card
£2.75
3
in stock
This is a great Christmas card from our publishing friends Pheasant Plucker... Super funny and printed on great quality board - a plucking good card to give to that special person at Christmas! Sized at 148 x 105mm. Inside - blank inside so you can add your own Christmas pleasantries (or should that be 'pheasantries'...?!). Envelope - Kraft Brown Size - 148 x 105mm Card Type - High quality board P…
Carrying My Poo - Humorous Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.75
9
in stock
This fantastic card is from the Blurtings range by card publisher Splimple. The messages on the front are very funny and the design/typography really makes them stand out! The second picture on this listing, shows the inside, where there's plenty of space for your own words (channeling the dog of course!) Inside - Image of Paw print Envelope - Matching Envelope and cello-wrapped for freshness! Siz…
12 Days Of Drinking - Funny Christmas Card
£2.60
10
in stock
These cards are beautifully illustrated by Angela Chick. A combination of high-quality graphics and funny wording to make the most relatable Christmas Cards Inside - Cards are blank inside ready for you to write your own message. Envelope - Matching plain white and cello wrapped to protect from dust & dirt. Size - 127 x 177mm Card Type - Printed on 280gsm FSC card in the UK. Publisher - Angela Ch…
My Names Amy!! - Humorous Greeting Card
£2.60
25
in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The funniest cards for any occasion Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik
Youre A Cunt...But You Make Me Laugh (Vile Verse Range) - Rude Greeting Card
£2.50
11
in stock
One of Creased's first range of self-published cards... Take a little verse, add a little vileness - what have you got? 'Vile Verse' of course! Inside - Uncoated and ready for more crude words... Envelope - Plain white Size - 145mm square Card Type - Printed on superior quality board and laminated on the front and back for a lovely glossy finish. Publisher - Creased Cards Go on..you love a bit of…
You Have Been Alive For A Period Of Time - Humorous Birthday Card
£2.75
15
in stock
This Card has a lovely pale green coloured background with a simple yet funny phrase saying "You have been alive for a period of time." Small cake design just underneath. Inside - Happy Birthday Envelope - Fleck Kraft Size - 127mm x 180mm Card Type - Castillo Diamond White Buckram Embossed 350gsm Publisher - Deadpan
Cheeses Of Nazareth - Humorous Christmas Card
£2.60
30
in stock
Hilarious puns, Hilarious images, May be slightly rude. The best Christmas Cards in town Inside - Blank for your own personal mesage. Envelope - Colourful Envelope Size - 105 x 150mm Card Type - FSC Certified from responsible sources Publisher - KissMeKwik See more of our funny Christmas cards
Anniversary With Love - Contemporary Anniversary Card
£3.45
5
in stock
These cards are beautifully put together with a wooden scrabble like piece at the start of every title on their cards. This really adds a strong touch of detail and a high quality feel. Inside - Blank for your own personal message Evelope - Kraft High Quality envelope Size - 155mm Square Card Type - High quality Board Publisher - Bexy Boo
CHRISTMAS SURVIVAL TIPS
Christmas can be a very stressful season. Getting through the festivities happy and calm is a massive task. This is why we have compiled a Bear Grylls like survival guide to help you get through the festive season... Whether it's the irritating drunk relatives or just the sheer fact you have to spend your own money on other people, we have a survival tip to cover just about everything.
CLICK HERE TO READ MORECLOUD NINE GIFT RANGE
You may be familiar with the award winning card range, CLoud Nine by Redback? Well, Redback have recently joined forces with Transomnia to extend their brilliant range of funny and relatable quotes over to Home wear, Stationary and Acessories. This range features plenty of your favourite designs. In this blog we will give you the run down on all of the Cloud Nine X Transomnia items that we are going to be stocking.
CHECK OUT THE BLOG HERECHRISTMAS HAS ARRIVED
We are fast approaching one of the most stressful yet enjoyable times of the year... Christmas! We are guessing none of you are anywhere near prepared this year? Luckily enough for us, we are prepared nice and early with all of our Christmas cards ready online and instore! This year we had an aim on extending our already brilliant range of Christmas cards. We have flooded our shelves with hundreds of hilarious and stunning designs. Have a read through our blog for a teaser on what you can expect from us this Christmas!
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